Chapter 229: Poor Dao Incompetent, ...... by Zombies

"Hah-"

The four-eyed Taoist stood at the door and bent himself up, he had moved here for more than ten years, and he had never slept well during the time that Master Ikkyu was at home.

The four-eyed Taoist looked forward, and happened to face Master Yixiu and Qingqing who came out of the opposite room, and the four-eyed Taoist suddenly raised his eyebrows proudly, and said with a smile: "Morning, stinky monk." ”

Master Yixiu was thrown out of the house by Lin Ge last night, his face hit the ground, a large abrasion on the left side of his face, he glanced at the four-eyed Taoist chief, and did not speak.

Master Yixiu was deflated, and the four-eyed Taoist was in a very comfortable mood.

At this time, Lin Ge walked out of the back room, said "morning" to the four eyes, and then looked at the opposite side.

However, as soon as the two arrived at the door, they saw a shout from a distance: "Hurry up." ”

A few people followed the sound and saw a team walking in the distance, and the leaders of the platoon were wearing officer and soldier uniforms with the word "brave" printed on their chests, and each holding a flag.

Behind them, several officers and soldiers carried an uncovered red sedan chair, on which sat a seven or eight-year-old boy dressed in red.

Next to him, several men in exotic costumes kept urging the officers and soldiers to go faster.

At the back of the team, in addition to dozens of officers and soldiers, there was also a Taoist priest wearing a brown Taoist robe, and behind him, several people pushed a cart with a coffin on it.

"Hey, isn't that Uncle Chizuru?" Jiale saw the Taoist priest and said.

Seeing the appearance of the Taoist priest in the distance, the four-eyed Taoist leader frowned slightly, and whispered, "Senior Brother Qianhe? How did he get here? ”

"Let's see." Lin Ge said.

The three of them walked towards the ranks of officers and soldiers, and Master Yixiu and Qingqing wanted to go back to the house, but when they saw the coffin of the team, they thought about it and followed.

When the Thousand Crane Daoist saw the four-eyed Taoist who came out of the house, his face immediately turned happy, and he greeted with a smile: "Senior brother! ”

"Senior brother." After the four-eyed Daoist finished speaking, he introduced Lin Ge to the Thousand Crane Daoist and said, "Senior brother, this is Lin Ge of Nanmao Gezu's lineage, Senior Brother Lin. ”

The Thousand Crane Daoist was stunned for a moment when he heard this, he didn't expect this "senior brother" to be so young, but the four-eyed Daoist called the "senior brother" without the slightest reluctance, so he was no longer entangled, made a Dao seal, and greeted Lin Ge with a smile: "Senior brother, please take care of me." ”

"Senior brother." Lin Ge sealed the seal and returned with a salute.

At this time, Master Ikyu stepped forward to greet him: "Chizuru Dao Chief, long time no see." Amitabha. ”

"Master Ikkyu." Chizuru Michijo was greeting with a smile, but he noticed the injury on Master Ikyu's face, and asked curiously, "Master Ikyu, the injury on your face ......?"

Master Ikyu sighed, "Alas. Last night's skills were not as good as people, and I failed to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and I was slightly injured, but I didn't get in the way, and I didn't get in the way. ”

Lin Ge: ...... Scold. I didn't expect this stinky monk's ability to be yin and yang.

"So don't always knock on the scriptures and chant the Buddha, practice more skills if you have nothing to do, especially keep your eyes open, don't look at everything as demons and monsters. The so-called phase is born from the heart, the environment changes with the heart, the heart gives birth to all things, and what you see in your heart is what you see. It's a demon and a monster at every turn, maybe it's a demon and a monster in your heart? Lin Ge said lightly, if you want to talk about sophistry, he can fool Master Yixiu's Buddha heart.

Master Yixiu was stunned when he heard this, and seemed to be thinking about whether he was reckless last night, after all, Lin Ge and the four-eyed Taoist are both "Taoist priests", Taoist people, how can they not understand the harm of being in the company of ghosts?

"Hey, hey, what's going on here?" At this time, the sissy man next to the sedan chair, dressed in exotic clothes, wearing a turban, and holding a white silk scarf in his hand, asked in a loud voice.

The Taoist of Thousand Cranes turned around and responded, "Wu Shilang, I will borrow some glutinous rice from my senior brother." ”

"Glutinous rice? What are you doing with this, are we making you hungry? The sissy said dissatisfied.

Lin Ge's mood was a little delicate when he saw the sissy at this time, after all, this chartered man was still in the crew of "Mr. Zombie" next door, playing the role of the old lady lying in the coffin, and the main god directly copied the movie to generate the world, and suddenly saw an identical face here, which was really strange.

So the main god is really an "AI", everything is automatically generated, and it doesn't matter if there will be conflicts, bugs or something?

At this time, the little boy on the sedan chair said, "Wu Shilang, why don't we rest here." ”

As soon as the little boy spoke, Wu Shilang suddenly changed his sour and mean appearance just now, and hurriedly said to the officers and soldiers around him: "Do you hear it, just rest here, put it down, put it down." ”

When the officers and soldiers carrying the sedan chair heard this, they put the sedan chair down.

"Jiale, go get glutinous rice for Uncle Shi." After the four-eyed Taoist finished speaking, he looked at the coffin placed on the cart not far away, and walked over.

The golden coffin was covered with a red cloth, and the whole was wrapped in a net by a finger-thick rope, and the four-eyed Taoist saw this, frowned, and said: "The copper horn and gold coffin ink bucket net, could it be that there is a ...... inside"

Chizuru nodded and said in a deep voice, "Yes, there are zombies inside." ”

"Then why don't you burn him and walk around with him?" The four-eyed Taoist asked puzzledly, can't this be the same as the corpse of Old Lady Ren, what curse needs to be lifted before it can be cremated?

Chizuru explained, "This zombie is a royal family in the frontier and cannot be burned. We must transport it back to the capital as soon as possible and wait for the emperor's arrival. ”

The four-eyed Taoist said: "Then junior brother, you'd better dismantle the tent above, so that the coffin can receive more sunlight and reduce some corpse qi." ”

The Chizuru Daoist leaned forward and whispered, "Alas. I don't know that this more exposure to sunlight can reduce the corpse's qi. It's just that you don't know, senior brother, that dog-legged black waiter, relying on being a close confidant of the prince, always pointing fingers at us. Say that the royal family has someone to hold an umbrella wherever they go during their lifetime, and they can't be lazy after death. ”

Lin Ge said on the side: "It's simple, you go and tell that Wu Shilang, according to our Taoist saying, if the royal family absorbs more sunlight after death, when reincarnated and born, a vision will descend from the sky, and the golden light will protect the body." And future generations can also punish evil and not invade, and soar. ”

Qianhe Daoist was stunned for a moment: "We Taoists still have this kind of saying?" ”

"No, I made it up." Lin Ge replied very honestly.

Chizuru Michichichi: ......

Master Yixiu said on the side: "Daoist Lin, how can you deceive yourself, the poor monk thinks that this matter is inappropriate, after all, the lie will be exposed one day......

"Shut up." Lin Ge glared, he was now annoyed by this stinky monk, and he could suddenly understand that the four-eyed Taoist in the movie didn't have a good temper every time he saw Master Yixiu.

The Taoist of Thousand Cranes thought about it, and then communicated with Nawu Shilang in the way Lin Ge said, but he didn't expect the other party to immediately agree to let them dismantle the tent on the car.

When the Thousand Crane Dao Leader came back, he happened to see Lin Ge stuffing a lucky star made of yellow talismans into each of the four corners of the coffin, and immediately understood that Lin Ge was setting up a formation for him to avoid the zombie's corpse qi from increasing.

"Thank you, Senior Brother Lin." The Thousand Crane Daoist respectfully thanked Lin Ge.

Lin Ge said: "It's a lot of work." However, although the sun is shining now, the weather is unpredictable, and since the coffin is tied with an ink fountain line, it is important to take precautions against the rain. ”

"Senior brother understands."

At this time, Jiale ran from the side: "Uncle Shi, you want glutinous rice." ”

The Thousand Crane Daoist took the glutinous rice, looked at the four-eyed Taoist and said, "Senior brother, thank you." ”

"You're welcome, I hope you don't need this bag of glutinous rice." The four-eyed Taoist said: "When you take zombies on the road, you must pay more attention to safety." ”

"I understand."

The two were chatting, and Wu Shilang's sissy voice urged: "Hey, hey, hey, still talking, hurry up, it's time to go, hurry, let's go!" ”

As he spoke, he beckoned the officers and soldiers to set off.

The Thousand Crane Dao Elder sighed, and said to the Four-Eyed Dao Elder and Lin Ge: "Senior Brother, Senior Brother Lin, then I will leave first, and there will be a period later." ”

"There will be a date later."

"There will be a date later."

The officers and soldiers set off again, and Jiale looked at the golden coffin passing in front of him, and couldn't help but sigh: "This coffin is so beautiful, it must be very valuable." ”

"Of course, it's made of gold." The four-eyed Taoist chief answered.

"In the future, if I have the opportunity, I will definitely work hard to make money and buy an identical pair of filial piety to Master, your old man." Jiale said very seriously.

The four-eyed Taoist slapped Jiale on the back of his head and scolded: "You wish I died, right?" ”

"Why, don't I want to honor you?" Jiale said aggrievedly.

Lin Ge looked at the team of Thousand Crane Dao Leader leaving thoughtfully, he had inspected the coffin just now, I don't know if it was the reason for the coffin, or if the ink fountain line really had an effect, he smelled that the corpse of the zombie inside was not heavy, at most it was the lowest level of hairless zombie, which was still a big difference from the flying zombie.

With the strength of Chizuru Michicho, there is no reason why he can't even deal with zombies of this level.

"Senior brother, what's wrong?" Seeing Lin Ge's sad face, the four-eyed Dao Elder couldn't help but ask.

Lin Ge said: "It's okay, go back." ”

"Senior brother, are you going to leave for Renjia Village today?" The four-eyed Taoist asked.

Lin Ge said: "No, I'll talk about it after tonight." ”

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When it was almost dark, the Thousand Crane Daoist saw that the sky was full of dark clouds, and remembered Lin Ge's words, so he suggested to Wu Shilang to camp on the spot and continue his journey tomorrow.

However, Wu Shilang thought that if he delayed his trip any longer, he would not be able to arrive in the capital within the time limit stipulated by the emperor, so he forcibly asked to continue his journey.

Who knows that it didn't take long for the sky to thunder and lightning, the wind was fierce, and suddenly it rained heavily.

Wu Shilang was instantly drenched in soup, anxious, and shouted to the people around him: "What are you doing in a daze, set up camp quickly, set up camp." ”

Seeing that the heavy rain was washing the coffin, and the ink fountain line had begun to deink, he immediately hurriedly stepped forward and said to Wu Shilang: "Wu Shilang, after the first tent is up, let the coffin in first!" ”

"Why?" Wu Shilang asked.

Qianhe Dao said hurriedly: "The ink fountain line is starting to deink, and if it continues like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to control it......"

"Can't hold it? What do you want to do? No, stay there, such a heavy rain, you must let the seventy-one elder brother go first. Wu Shilang no longer paid attention to the chief of the thousand cranes, and asked the officers and soldiers to carry the sedan chair into the camp tent.

Seeing the fainter and lighter ink fountain line, Daoist Chizuru was anxious, and he regretted that he didn't listen to Senior Brother Lin's words and prepared for the rain in advance.

After waiting for two minutes, the second camp tent was set up, and when the Chizuru Taoist saw this, he immediately shouted to the people next to him: "Come and help, push the coffin in." ”

Several officers and soldiers stepped forward to help the four disciples of the Thousand Crane Daoist to push the cart together, but as soon as the officers and soldiers began to push the cart, a lightning bolt struck the coffin, and they heard a loud "boom", and all the officers and soldiers were blown away.

Crunch.

Crunch.

Crunch.

Suddenly, with a strange sound, the lid of the coffin was slowly pushed up, and the golden light of the ink fountain line wrapped around the coffin flickered, but it still couldn't withstand the power inside, and it broke a few pieces in a row.

"Bring the rope, quick!" Chizuru urged the chief.

Chizuru's disciple immediately ran to get the rope, and at this time, the zombie in the coffin had already opened the lid almost a palm high, and when Chizuru saw this, he jumped on the coffin with a leap and sat cross-legged.

"Quick, rope!"

Chizuru's disciple threw him a rope thick with his arm and cooperated with him to tie the coffin with a thick rope. However, the zombie in the coffin was originally the blood of the royal family, and there was a dragon vein qi in the body to protect the body, but after the corpse was transformed, this dragon qi turned into corpse qi, and at this time, it was struck by lightning again, and it directly turned into a flying zombie!

I only heard a loud "clang", even if it was tied by the thick hemp rope of the arm, the flying stiffness inside suddenly burst out, and it directly hit the coffin lid, and the Chizuru Taoist who was sitting on the coffin lid also flew out in response.

At this time, I saw that a burst of golden light suddenly lit up at the four corners of the coffin, forming four pillars of light, which converged and landed together in the sky, forming a cover to cover the coffin.

The spell laid by Lin Ge took effect, blocking the coffin lid for the Thousand Crane Dao Chief, and at the same time, it also played a role in temporarily suppressing the zombies.

And the Thousand Crane Daoist just took this opportunity to get up, took out the peachwood sword and inserted the yellow talisman, and just wanted to cast a spell, but the yellow talisman was washed away by the heavy rain and could not be ignited at all.

The zombie in the coffin stood up straight, pushed forward with both hands, smashed the golden cover, and then jumped and flew to the officers and soldiers below, grabbed it and gnawed it.

"What's going on, why is there a commotion outside?" Wu Shilang lifted the curtain, only to see the zombie sucking blood, and immediately screamed in fear and fled back to the tent.

The Thousand Crane Dao Leader and the Mortal Disciple on the side immediately formed a formation and attacked the zombies, but he was a stiff opponent, and in just a few moves, he was already covered in bruises.

"Let's go. Come on. "The Thousand Crane Dao Leader tried his best to block the flying zombie and let his disciple flee quickly.

"Master, if you don't leave, we won't leave either!" The four disciples of the Thousand Crane Daoist stood in a row with him, facing the flying stiffness, without the slightest retreat: "Good and evil are opposed, and they will fight for life!" ”

"Good! Let's go together! "The Thousand Crane Dao Leader attacked again with his sword, but due to the heavy rain, the most effective fire spell against zombies did not work at all, and his strength was greatly reduced, and the four disciples, not to mention, were almost defenseless in the face of Fei Zhuang.

At the last moment, the Thousand Crane Dao Leader pushed away a disciple who was almost bitten by Fei Zombie's neck, but he raised his hand to block Fei Zhuang's attack, and was directly stabbed out of several bloody blood holes by Fei Zhuang's sharp claws.

The Thousand Crane Daoist couldn't stop Fei Jian at all, so he could only fight and retreat, and in less than a stick of incense, most of the people in the camp died tragically in the hands of Fei Zhuang.

Fei Zhuang rushed into the tent, and was about to make a move on Brother Seventy-One, when suddenly a black umbrella flew from outside the tent and stood in front of Brother Seventy-One.

The black umbrella was closed one by one, and the seventy-first elder brother was directly "covered" and taken out of the camp.

Fei Zhuang roared angrily and threw himself directly towards the door, but as soon as he hit the curtain of the door, a sledgehammer smashed into his face, and with a "clang", he smashed him back into the tent.

"Tsk, I said it was so strange, it turned out that it was to be struck by lightning before it became stiff. I don't know if you're colluding with those sassy foxes......" Lin Ge stood at the door of the tent, with a string of brown-haired foxes strung with ropes behind him, there were six in total.

Originally, Lin Ge followed Chizuru's team shortly after they set off, and I don't know if it was because of the "main god's plot interference", or if it was really that coincidental.

Obviously, the road that the Qianhe team had just walked, as soon as Lin Ge went, a few little demons jumped out to block the way, and as soon as it was solved, there was another fog.

In the fog, there are fox demons making trouble.

Fortunately, Lin Ge has two pupils and heavenly eyes, and he can see through all obstacles, otherwise he will be blind all the way, and I am afraid that Qianhe's side will not be able to save the scene if the group is wiped out.

"Heaven and Earth Xuanzong, Wan Qi Root."

“……”

"There is a golden light in my body, covering my body."

“……”

"The golden light appears quickly, covering the real person."

Golden Light Mantra, Open!

Lin Ge instantly opened his golden body, held a two-handed sledgehammer, rushed into the camp tent, and directly fought with Fei Jian in close combat with Dao Fu's body.

Of course, Lin Ge was not alone in the battle.

There is a black umbrella on the side, and Gigi Ou's ghost domain is guarded, and there is a little girl holding a brown bear and clapping her hands and cheering on the side, Lin Ge is more and more fierce, and the more hammer the braver!

Outside the tent, Daoist Qianhe and his four disciples, who had rushed to help, saw Lin Ge holding a big hammer chasing the flying zombie hammer, and they immediately didn't know how to describe their mood at this time.

Although the battle situation was not one-sided, Fei Zombie also relied on his invulnerable body to carry Lin Ge's attack to fight back. But it was not Lin Ge who was difficult, but the red mist that surrounded him, and wherever he froze, the red mist would condense into a red mirror to block his attack.

Lin Ge is like a zombie wearing a red mist armor, invulnerable, and purely physical attack, and there is no way to take him, so a situation of "seemingly being chased by a hammer all over the field" has been formed.

"Senior brother, I'll help you!" Daoist Qianhe was already covered in bruises, but seeing Lin Ge dealing with zombies, he couldn't just stand by and watch.

As soon as the Thousand Crane Daoist stepped forward, he was dragged by Lin Ge and thrown back to the four apprentices: "You four, take care of your master." What do you help if you get hurt, while staying and going. ”

Lin Ge hammered his hands to the point of whirring, and no matter how powerful the zombie was, it couldn't break through his double defense, and both sides were invulnerable, and they fell into a stalemate for a while.

"Ahh

Lin Ge slapped his head and said suddenly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I've been addicted to hammering ghosts lately, and I forgot to deal with invulnerable zombies like you, physics can't work, I still have a magic injury!" ”

As soon as the words fell, the giant hammer in both hands turned into white light and disappeared, and then, with a burst of red light, the magic weapon fire stick appeared in his hand.

Lin Ge raised his left hand again, and a black token with "Black Impermanence" written on it appeared: "Your physical defense is high, I don't believe that the legal defense is also high!" ”

Lin Ge double-wielded the token fire stick, stepped forward with an arrow, dodged Fei Zhuang's attack, and slapped Fei Zombie on the face with his backhand.

"Whew-"

The moment the fire stick touched Fei Fei's stiff face, a burning sound immediately sounded, and white smoke rose from it, burning the invulnerable body.

Lin Ge then used the token of "Black Impermanence" again, and immediately flew out of the flying stiffness, and the five Thousand Crane Dao Chiefs were stunned by this scene.

Although what this senior brother (uncle) said is difficult to understand, and there seems to be some problems with his spirit, this is too strong, right?

After being struck by lightning, this flying zombie had already become a refinement, and with consciousness, in just a few minutes of fighting, he knew that he was not Lin Ge's opponent at all, so he jumped up, tore through the top of the tent, and flew out.

Qianhe Dao Chang hurriedly said: "Senior brother, he wants to escape!" ”

"Thanks, I see. It's normal to fly stiffly, but it's normal to fly. Lin Ge knocked on the token with the fire pick, and it was a little regrettable that the trident had not been repaired yet, otherwise in this case, it would be a flying fork directly, so why chase it.

However, flying stiff is not so much flying, but jumping high and far is appropriate, he jumps with all his strength, at least he can fly out more than ten meters away, so it is no problem to "fly".

However, as soon as Fei Zhu came out of the tent a few meters high, a cloud of red mist suddenly appeared around him, and then condensed into a red mirror directly above him.

With a "clang", Fei Stiff collided with several mirrors in a row, and was directly "photographed" by the red mirror from the air.

Resolutely landed, Lin Ge had already rushed up, and he slammed the flying stiff with both holding the fire sign token. The fire sign and token work surprisingly well on the target of the negative attributes, and after a random shot, the zombie has been completely faced, as if it has been scorched by the fire.

However, this also highlights from the side how high the defense of this flying zombie is, Lin Ge is so soft that his hands are soft, and the stiff "zombie meat" on the flying zombie body is pumped into a paste, and this thing can still "jump around" to fight back!

Fei Zhuang jumped up again and wanted to distance himself from Lin Ge, but this time Lin Ge was already prepared, "poof" a few times, stepped on the red mirror condensed next to him, and almost rushed out of the big hole in the tent with Fei Zhuang, and with the help of Gigi Ou's red mirror, Lin Ge's speed was even faster!

Syllable!

Lin Ge slapped his palms, and when he pulled them apart, he was already flashing with electric light, and then slapped his palm towards the frozen Heavenly Spirit Gai: "Look at my great mercy and great compassion thunderbolt and electric light palm!" ”

Syllable!

Fei Jian was directly slapped back to the ground by Lin Ge, Lin Ge jumped up, jumped directly from the air, stepped on Fei Zhuang, first covered his face with a palm of "Lightning Thunder Fist", pressed Fei Zhuang back to the ground, and then took out a bronze sword, inserted it into the zombie's mouth, and pressed both palms on the bronze sword at the same time.

The electric light in his hand crackled and flashed, along with the bronze sword and the rain, and instantly pierced into Fei Zhuang's mouth, exploding his body crackling and exploding!

In the end, Lin Ge held the "Black Impermanence Token" in both hands, and slammed it into the center of Fei Stiff's eyebrows, instantly piercing his head!

"Whew!"

Lin Ge took another trick and directly blew up Fei Fei's entire head and killed it. Then he grabbed it and took away the thumb-sized "source" in Fei Zhuang's body.

[Complete the side story "Uncle Zombie", kill the final boss "Royal Zombie", reward 5000 reincarnation points, equipment voucher (C-level) x1.] 】

After solving the zombies, Lin Ge got up and walked towards the Thousand Crane Daoist, looked at the cheap junior brother who was supported by the four apprentices, and asked, "How are you?" ”

The Chizuru Dao Leader glanced at the wound on his arm and sighed, "Poor Dao is incompetent, and he is ...... by zombies"

"Stop, stop, you weren't bitten by a zombie, you were just scratched, go back and find your four-eyed senior brother to take a look, if you don't do it again, your ninth senior brother, maybe you can be saved." Lin Ge thought that since Uncle Nine in the movie was able to use glutinous rice to cure Wencai, who was also scratched by zombies, it should also be able to cure Qianhe Daochang.

After all, it's rare to get together Maoshan F4, so it makes Qianhe Dao Chang "poor and incompetent, and he is ...... by zombies Uh-ah" hung up, it's a pity.

But whether it can be saved can only depend on Simu and Uncle Jiu, thinking of this, Lin Ge asked the apprentice of the Thousand Crane Daoist to take the seventy-one elder brother and the unconscious sissy and return to the residence of the Simu Daoist.

(End of chapter)