When Lin Ge was in the world of reincarnation, he was usually either cultivating at night, or only taking a short light sleep.

The former Tiandifu and his entourage, who consumed a lot of aura and energy, and rushed with the four-eyed Taoist overnight, were also a little tired, so they set up the TV to play a movie, and released the black umbrella, the little girl and Gigi Ou "vigil", and then lay down on the bed and fell asleep with peace of mind.

I don't know how long I slept, and a rooster crowed.

Lin Ge frowned slightly, rolled over, and continued to sleep.

At this time, the sound of chanting could be faintly heard, like a mosquito, buzzing around in my ears. And every time I say a few words, I will knock on the wooden fish.

Lin Ge remembered that in the movie, Master Yixiu would get up every time the rooster crowed and chanted and knocked the fish, and suddenly sighed in his heart, it was rare that he had no chance to sleep well.

However, before Lin Ge could express his dissatisfaction, he saw a red figure jump onto the bed with a "whoosh", jumping on the bed and shouting: "Noisy, noisy, uncle, can I go and demolish his house?" ”

The little girl stepped on Lin Ge's body and jumped and jumped, but because there was no weight, Lin Ge didn't feel anything.

However, what comforted Lin Ge Laohuai was that the bear child finally listened to his words. Since she told the little girl not to make unauthorized moves, at least she didn't have to worry about waking up and the creatures around her were all killed by her.

Before Lin Ge could say anything, he heard an angry roar from the next room: "I'm annoyed!" ”

Lin Ge sat up from the bed with a "pout", lifted the little girl and walked next door, and said with a smile: "Let's go, take you to watch the fun." ”

"Hee-hee. Okay, okay. ”

The little girl was caught in the crook of her arm by Lin Ge and clapped her hands happily.

Next door.

"I can't stand it!"

The four-eyed Taoist sat up from the bed suddenly, only to see him angrily tear off a pair of coconut shell "earmuffs" on his ears: "Coconut shells, useless!" Small bowl, useless! Cotton, useless! With wick ...... I can't stop you! ”

Seeing the four-eyed Taoist take off the things on his ears one by one, Lin Ge and the little girl standing at the door were instantly amused.

"Hee-hee-hee."

"Uncle, how can he stuff so many things in his ears...... Just go over and tear down the monk's house that made a lot of noise, isn't it okay? ”

Lin Ge: ...... Girl, when did you fall in love with the demolition of the house.

The four-eyed Taoist took out a one-foot-long, palm-and-a-half-wide, beautifully crafted box from under the bed, walked out of the room with the box, and happened to bump into Lin Ge who was "watching the play" at the door: "Senior brother, you can't sleep because of the noise, right?" Wait, I'll go buy it next door and drive the stinky monk away! ”

After speaking, the four-eyed Taoist leader walked to the opposite room angrily.

Jiale, who was sleeping in the living room, saw the four-eyed Taoist go out, got up and asked strangely, "Master, it's not dawn yet, where are you going?" ”

"Buy a house!"

The four-eyed Taoist went straight to Master Yixiu's house, kicked the door open, Jinjiang smashed the box on the table, and shouted at Master Yixiu: "Monk, come here." ”

Master Yixiu looked at the four-eyed Dao Chief, got up with a smile and said, "Brother Dao, it's early." Come and greet me so early, it's a sin and a sin. ”

"Shut your mouth. Say, how much, I'm going to buy your house, so that you don't bother me! The four-eyed Taoist opened the box, which was filled with a box full of gold bars.

"Wow, that's a lot of gold bars!" Master Ichikyu's eyes straightened when he saw it, obviously he didn't expect the four-eyed Taoist to be so rich.

The four-eyed Taoist pointed to the gold bars in the box and raised his head: "Say, how much." ”

Master Yixiu smiled and said: "Brother Dao, we are all good neighbors, and we finally have fate, how can fate be bought with money?" ”

"Hey, let me ask you, what do you have to do before you want to move?" The four-eyed Taoist asked.

Master Yixiu said: "Amitabha, the poor monk intends to chant the sutra here day and night until he dies. ”

"Good! I'm watching you with big eyes to see when you're going to die! The four-eyed Taoist picked up the gold box angrily, and suddenly noticed a clay puppet on the table.

The four-eyed Taoist picked up the clay puppet and said, "Hey, monk, what I just said was farting. This clay doll looks a lot like you. ”

"Oh, it's Qingqing pinching it the way I do." Master Ikkyu replied.

"Oh, can you give it to me?" The four-eyed Taoist asked.

Master Ikyu said generously, "Okay, you can take it if you like." ”

The four-eyed Taoist said with a smile: "Okay, I'll take it as a commemoration, since I want to commemorate, then you can help me sign it, it's more commemorative." ”

Master Yixiu took the clay doll happily: "The signature is not sincere enough, can I put a handprint?" ”

"Okay, that's better." The four-eyed Taoist was very happy to take the clay doll that Master Yixiu pressed his handprint on the base, thanked him, and walked towards the door.

was originally full of smiles, but as soon as he went out, he suddenly became vicious, quickened his pace, and walked towards his house.

"You're dead this time."

As soon as the four-eyed Taoist returned to the house, he immediately instructed Jiale: "Rise the altar." ”

Lin Ge looked at the two of them who were busy before and after, and deliberately leaned up and asked, "You got up the altar before dawn, what are you going to do?" ”

"Oh, teach that stinky monk a lesson, let him disturb my dreams!" The four-eyed Dao chief snorted coldly.

As he spoke, he picked up a palm-sized figure made of straw, and then wrote a spell on a yellow talisman the size of a thumb and pasted it on the scarecrow's head.

When Lin Ge watched the movie before, he was very interested in the magical "stand-in technique" used by the four-eyed Taoist chief, and he learned the corpse expulsion technique yesterday, and today he suddenly has the plan to "steal the teacher again". What's more, following his master's previous life to learn skills is not a "stealing teacher".

"What kind of spell is this?" Lin Ge asked.

The four-eyed Taoist looked up at Lin Ge, saw his thoughts at a glance, and asked with a smile on his face, "Hehe, do you want to learn?" ”

"Yes." Lin Ge also replied sincerely.

The four-eyed Taoist raised his eyebrows: "It's no problem to teach you, this is not a secret that this sect does not pass on." However, after teaching you, then help me hang a better position in the underworld in advance, no problem, right? You don't need to have real power, the most important thing is that your reputation is loud enough to pull the wind, and you can be stronger than your brothers. Oh, I said the other senior brothers, not including you. ”

"This ...... It's not a big problem, it's just that I'm curious, why have you been keen on early placement? Lin Ge was full of puzzlement, after all, according to Master's style, or "mourning", he should not be interested in these, otherwise after the death of "Zombie" in 2002, he would not refuse to take up his post and run to the band.

The four-eyed Taoist leader said helplessly: "Alas, senior brother, you don't know, among my master's several apprentices in the past, I was the least qualified. Bi Lei Fa, can't compare to the senior brother, compare the magic method, can't compare to the second senior brother, compare ...... Even if it is compared to the comprehensive ability, it is far inferior to the ninth senior brother. ”

"Uh...... So? Lin Ge asked.

The four-eyed Taoist raised his head and said proudly: "So when I went down the mountain, I swore that I must accept a smart apprentice who is better than the apprentices of the senior brothers. In the future, I will be able to say in front of them, I am not as good as you, but my apprentices are better than your apprentices, hahaha! ”

Jiale on the side scratched his head embarrassedly when he heard this, and his eyes narrowed into a line with a smile: "Master, I'm not as good as you say." ”

The face of the four-eyed Taoist suddenly fell: "As a result, I almost got angry with Jiale, a guy with dull qualifications and unqualified climate." Forget it, the apprentice can't count on it, so he can only count on himself. It just so happens that senior brother, you have a big face in the underworld, help me hang up in advance, then I will be able to raise my head in front of the senior brothers in the future. ”

When Jiale heard this, he immediately cried with a sad face: "Master." ”

"Shut up. Don't go and bring the chicken blood over. The four-eyed leader snorted.

"Oh."

Jiale immediately went to the kitchen to get chicken blood and prepare other things.

At this time, the four-eyed Dao Leader lowered his voice and said to Lin Ge: "Actually, Jiale is very good, much better than the two unsuccessful guys of Senior Brother Jiu. However, if you have to endure hardships, you will become a master, and it is better to let him suffer now than if he goes out and suffers later. ”

"Makes sense." Lin Ge nodded: "Don't worry, when I look back and see the little Hades, I will definitely try my best to find an errand for you, even if it is to exchange my identity as a 'Black Impermanence Envoy'." ”

Hearing this, the four-eyed Taoist was moved for a while, and hurriedly and seriously taught Lin Ge the spell: "This spell is called 'puppet technique', also known as 'stand-in technique' and 'possession technique', and the spells used by those tricksters to 'beat villains' are a branch of 'puppet technique'. This spell can be used not only to protect yourself, but also to deal with enemies, such as the stinky monk next door. ”

"However, because the puppetry is very powerful, the conditions for using it are extremely harsh. First of all, you need a personal object for your purpose, or something you love. Secondly, the target must sign the item with their name or a seal, and if someone else signs on their behalf, the item will be ineffective. ”

"Of course, signatures can't be done for 'personal things' like hair and nails, but there is another way, which is to wrap the target's hair and nails with a secret yellow talisman, and then let one person swallow it, and the person who swallows the yellow talisman becomes a 'puppet', and no matter what you do to the puppet, the target will suffer the same damage."

"This secret rune paper is very troublesome to make, even Senior Brother Jiu can't do it. So I made some distribution to him and his apprentices in case of emergency. Senior brother, you have just learned this technique, you can also prepare some, and I will ask Jiale to bring some to you later. ”

Hearing this, Lin Ge suddenly realized that the spell that Qiusheng Wencai used to deal with Ah Wei in the Ren family's old mansion turned out to be a puppet technique.

However, Lin Ge originally thought that this was a spell mastered by Qiu Sheng Wencai himself, but he didn't want it to be the handwriting of the four-eyed Taoist.

The Four-Eyed Daoist is explaining the "Puppet Technique" here, and Lin Ge has already learned the "Corpse Expulsion Technique" as before, and has received a hint from the main god "With the help of the Four-Eyed Daoist, you have comprehended a new mastery".

"It's useless to just talk, you see, I'll show you once, and you'll understand." The four-eyed Michicho said, picking up the wooden blade and the clay doll.

At this time, Jiale came back with chicken blood, and when he saw this, he couldn't help but ask, "Master, are you ...... Are you planning to play tricks on Master Ikkyu? ”

The four-eyed Taoist glanced at him: "Are you good with him?" You stay and study hard. ”

"Oh." Jiale had no choice but to step aside.

The four-eyed Taoist took a wooden blade and cut off a piece of the mud doll's base covered with a handprint, then placed it in the middle of the yellow talisman, pinched the trick to cast a spell, and then stacked the yellow talisman, attached it to his forehead, and recited the incantation.

After reciting the incantation, the four-eyed Taoist changed to his right index finger and middle finger to hold the yellow talisman, only to hear the sound of "snort", the yellow talisman ignited by itself, and burned the clay base inside black.

Then, the four-eyed Taoist raised his hand and threw the burning yellow talisman into the bowl containing chicken blood, and the whole bowl of blood instantly ignited.

The four-eyed Taoist leader pinched the trick again, inserted his index finger and middle finger into the burning chicken blood bowl and stirred, and when he withdrew it, his two fingers were already wrapped in chicken blood flames.

Holding back the pain, the four-eyed Taoist smeared the flames from the scarecrow's head to his feet, and the yellow talisman on the scarecrow's forehead also burned.

"Up!"

The four-eyed Taoist pinched his fingers, and the scarecrow on the long table stood up with a "poof".

"Turn!"

The four-eyed Taoist pinched the trick again, and the scarecrow turned around very obediently.

"Hmph, see how long you can knock!" The four-eyed Dao chief snorted coldly.

As he spoke, he pinched the trick to control the scarecrow to move to the corner of the table, bent down to pick up the walnuts on the plate, and threw them out of the table.

As the scarecrow was controlled by the four-eyed Taoist to move, Master Ikkyu in the next room was also uncontrollable, got up and picked up the wooden fish on the table, and smashed it on the ground.

Bang dang.

When the four-eyed Taoist heard the movement from next door, he was immediately overjoyed, and began to play tricks on Master Ikkyu, either controlling Master Ikkyu to hit the pillar, or piercing the scarecrow's laughing hole with a needle, clamping his hands with the cabinet door, or picking up the pliers on the table to pull out his teeth. The torture made Master Yixiu miserable and howled miserably.

"Senior brother, how is it, this spell is good, right? It is most suitable for dealing with the annoying spirit of the stinky monk. The four-eyed Taoist said proudly.

Lin Ge nodded affirmatively: "It's really good." ”

The four-eyed Taoist was having a good time, when he suddenly saw white smoke rising from the top of the scarecrow's head, and then, the scarecrow fell on the table, and no matter how hard the four-eyed Taoist tried to cast the spell, the scarecrow did not move.

"Strange. Why didn't it move. ”

Lin Ge reminded: "Maybe it was cracked by Master Yixiu." ”

"Cracked? Just by that stinky monk? The four-eyed Taoist obviously didn't believe it.

Lin Ge looked in the direction of the door and said, "Oh, it's already here." ”

As soon as the four-eyed Taoist turned around, he saw Master Yixiu and his apprentice Qingqing standing at the door, the two of them staring at him with malicious intentions, approaching step by step.

Suddenly, Master Yixiu took out a round magic weapon with a circle of Buddhist cards hanging from his back, and looked at the four-eyed Taoist chief, who just looked at the mirror image illuminated in the middle of the magic weapon, and was surprised to find that he couldn't move.

Then, the circle of the round Buddha card of the Dharma weapon rotated, and the four-eyed Taoist suddenly felt as if his soul was about to be sucked into the Dharma weapon.

At this time, a yellow talisman flew from the side and stuck to the center of the magic weapon, blocking the mirror image of the four-eyed Dao leader. After the mirror image was blocked, the four-eyed Dao Leader suddenly lost his strength and fell to the ground.

"Master. Are you okay. Jiale hurriedly stepped forward and helped the four-eyed Taoist to his feet.

Huang Fu is naturally from Lin Ge's hand, although he really wants to see the famous scene of being tricked by Master Yixiu after being tricked by Master Yixiu after the four-eyed Taoist chief, pouring a cylinder of oil, and saying "very oily, very slippery", but the fun can be found slowly, and "his own people" must not be bullied by outsiders.

was broken by Lin Ge, and Master Yixiu was obviously a little displeased: "Daoist Lin, it was your junior brother who teased the poor monk first, and now the poor monk is asking for justice, no problem, right?" ”

Lin Ge smiled: "No problem. Since Master Yixiu wants to seek justice, then let's break it up. It is true that he is teasing you, but just after the time when you are ugly, the rooster crows and begins to ring the bell and chant the scriptures. At three or four o'clock in the middle of the night, before the end of the night, you don't sleep, we have to sleep. The crime of disturbing people's dreams is so heinous that it would not be an exaggeration to throw them into the eighteenth layer of hell after one or two hundred years. Don't say he's just teasing you, even if he beats you up in the face, I'll hand you a hammer......"

Qingqing was furious by Lin Ge's words, and said angrily: "You snakes and rats have a nest!" ”

"Adults talk, children interject. If you talk nonsense, I'll let you make this peach, which won't be ripe for a lifetime. Lin Ge glared at him, and the aura of the ghost on his body instantly frightened Qingqing and trembled, unable to speak.

Seeing this, Master Yixiu's face suddenly turned cold, and he said in a deep voice: "So, Daoist Lin, are you sure you want to protect your junior brother today?" ”

Lin Ge raised his eyebrows: "Got a problem?" We sent a famous protector, so Master Ikkyu, are you going to take on one of our factions today, or are we going to fight you one by one? It's good that I didn't help him deal with you, but you still dare to come to the scene? ”

"Hee-hee-hee-"

"That's it, it's noisy, I didn't tear down your house."

At this time, the voice of the little girl sounded behind Lin Ge.

When Master Yixiu heard this, his face suddenly froze, and he said angrily: "Devil! You're raising a little ghost! Lin Daochang, the way to raise ghosts is not the right way, don't go astray! ”

"What the hell are you doing?" Lin Ge said lightly.

Master Yixiu snorted coldly: "Since Daoist Lin is obsessed, then blame the poor monk's ruthlessness." This little ghost can't stay with you anymore, let the poor monk chant sutras for her. ”

"Nosy!" Lin Ge said coldly.

However, Master Yixiu ignored Lin Ge's obstruction, folded his hands, and began to chant the scriptures.

"Ahh

The little girl suddenly covered her head and fled to the side, screaming: "Ah, it's so noisy, he's so noisy, uncle, my head is about to explode!" ”

When Lin Ge heard this, his face suddenly became gloomy.

In the movie, Master Ikyu himself is not a likable character, but the actor's acting skills are superb and he plays him very likable.

But in the movie, three times and twice to prevent the four-eyed Taoist from killing the guards who have turned into zombies, he is so angry that people's teeth itch. As the saying goes, kill the Virgin first in the last days, and Master Ichishu should be the first to die.

Of course.

Monk, my Buddha is compassionate.

However, it is a pity that Lin Ge is not a single one except for a certain big man who is really doing practical things, the group of guys in Western Bliss, and he does not have much affection for monks.

Lin Ge grabbed the bowl with chicken blood on the table with his backhand, and splashed it on Master Yixiu's face, Master Yixiu was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Lin Ge with a look of surprise: "Daoist Lin, don't ...... again"

Whew-

A thick red mist suddenly surged out behind Lin Ge, and then several red mirrors appeared behind Master Yixiu and Qingqing.

A pair of miserable white hands reached out from the red mirror, grabbed Master Ikkyu and Qingqing's necks from behind, and lifted them up.

Lin Ge was stunned for a moment, he didn't let Gigi Ou make a move at all, but he didn't think that this person's anger was greater than him. But also, the little girl bear is a bear, it's okay to close the door and beat herself, but others bully? That's definitely not going to work!

Fortunately, the ghost sisters are now unconscious and locked in the Five Elements Bagua Plate, and Huang Shang is doing her best to protect Huang Ni's remnant soul, otherwise let these four "sisters" know that the little girl of the TV five-person group is being bullied, not to mention Master Yixiu, even if the Buddha is here, he has to go through two tricks.

Lin Ge said coldly: "Monk, when I was here, whenever I heard a scripture, I would demolish your home and bury your master and apprentice by the way." ”

After speaking, Lin Ge directly asked Gigi Ou to throw Master Yixiu and Qingqing out of the house.

"Senior brother...... Thank you. The four-eyed Taoist saw Lin Ge stand up for himself, and he was immediately moved. Recalling the days on the mountain, when I made mistakes, I was protected by my senior brothers.

Really.

Our faction is all short-sighted.

If you want to bully the people in Maoshan, you have to weigh yourself, and whether you can fight with one enemy and one faction!

Happy June 1st, bosses! cough, I took the baby out to play today, and I took a vacation, so it's only 5k, forgive me!

(End of chapter)