Chapter 18 The Mouse Must Marry the Cat

"You try to smash one?!"

Magic capital, Xiaolou, Liu Li jumped to his feet.

"I also smashed the glass factory three times, believe it or not, I closed the door and released the dolls."

In the corner, the doll rolled up her sleeves, holding the heavy locomotive and changing positions, and turned back blankly when she heard the movement: "Boss, you call me?" ”

"It's okay, play your way."

Liu Li took a deep breath several times and silently recited several times, "If you fall, you have to buy a new one, you have to spend money", before she couldn't help but smash the phone.

Swiped the phone, Brother Smashing didn't update the video, and the water below the previous video was full of comments from fans urging changes.

Compared with the beauty of the ruffian, the beauty and beauty, and the outdoor wine brother, this smashing brother is obviously much more Buddhist.

Rich, capricious.

"Boss, are we going to do something?"

Yuna leaned on her gold-rimmed glasses and asked with concern in her seriousness.

"Of course it'......"

Liu Li was just about to do the four little secretaries, and then rolled up his sleeves and went down in person.

Summoned the fans of Liulichang to the line, and went down to beat and smash the dog's head.

When the words were on her lips, she suddenly froze.

"Huh?"

"Seems wrong?"

"I want to think about it."

Liu Li held her head and nestled in the sofa, looking blankly ahead.

In Yuna's eyes, it is like this.

In fact

Liu Li is turning over the historical news of the funeral road system.

Pieces of text on the panel brushed,

Finally, freeze on a reminder:

"Registered customer: ID ruffian, delivered to the magic capital."

"Please pay attention to the host and complete the funeral one-stop service."

…… That's you.

Liu Li touched his chin and fell into deep thought.

…… The system only said to let it be received, but it didn't say let it be picked up.

…… Isn't this just receiving couriers, just waiting at home.

…… The style of the system, how can SF Jingdong start to deliver to the door, so that it will not reach the rookie post station with three links, right?

Liu Li's mind turned,

I thought of the ruffian's contract out of nothing,

I have nothing to do and have entered the hearse of the magic capital......

All of this is being told to Liu Li silently

- System YYDS!

"Hehe~Heheda~"

Liu Li thought about it and laughed out loud.

This laughter is so magical, full of schadenfreude and cynicism,

Listen in the ear,

Yuna couldn't help but tighten her little suit,

The doll silently lowered its sleeves,

Goosebumps rolled up.

Liu Li didn't have them in his eyes, and he sneered:

"You still want to smash the field of the palace, can you smash one?"

"You're clearly against the system,

What does the old saying say?

The rat has to marry the cat,

Light a lamp in the pit,

Pure and pure death! ”

"Smash the glass factory three times, smash the pot and go to you!"

Liu Li slumped back to the sofa relaxedly, and Jiojio lifted his high heels and swished to the ground.

Three points are naughty, seven points are proud, and there are waves in stability.

She figured it out thoroughly.

Plankton is a little bit of a follower, the system has certified registered customers,

The system is responsible for the "courier" of door-to-door delivery.

It's not good to smash the field when to smash the field,

It is necessary to hit the muzzle of the system.

He didn't smash Liu Li's field,

It is clearly the brain shell of the funeral dragon system.

How good can this be?

The more Liu Li thought about it, the happier she became, and she became a fan of "Brother Smashing the Field", constantly refreshing, and looking forward to the update video of Brother Smashing Field.

If you don't forget it, there will be an echo.

After a few swipes, a new video was refreshed.

Liu Li clicked with great interest:

In the video,

Brother Smashing stopped the ruffian again, and there was an extra middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes with a smile on his face.

"Tell me about it."

Brother Smashing patted the man in the suit on the shoulder, "This is the deputy general manager of the largest funeral chain company in the magic capital."

Their company has long-term cooperation with all funeral parlors and cemeteries in the magic capital.

More than half of the funeral shops in the entire demon capital rely on leaking out of their fingers to eat.

Whether you want to make a Chinese, Western, Japanese, or other messy style for the ruffian,

He'll get you covered.

Find a symphony orchestra to play mourning music for your daughter. ”

Brother Smashing said confidently: "Don't you want your daughter to go beautifully?" You don't have to worry about the cost, brother. ”

There was obvious hesitation on the ruffian's face.

The man in the suit handed over his business card with a smile on his face under the gesture of the smashing brother: "This lady, please rest assured."

Funeral, we are professional! ”

The ruffian was still hesitating, and the barrage was already hilarious, and the rainbow fart sounded:

"Smashing the field brother is smashing the field, smashing the field, you are professional."

"I really have been prepared for a long time, and the deputy general managers of the largest funeral chain companies have slipped over."

"It's a little art to spend money this time."

"The grass platform team met the national team, and the glass field of the demon capital was smashed."

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Brother Smashing took out a gilded business card from his pocket and shook it in front of the ruffian:

"This is the business card of the famous master of the magic capital, the Dragon King."

"As long as you should come down, my brother will go and beg my Lao Tzu to come forward and ask the Dragon Lord to calculate it for your daughter."

Brother Smashing the Field couldn't hide his smug smile.

The ruffian mother was obviously tempted.

More professional funeral services,

Well-known master fortune teller looks at the feng shui selection cemetery,

This set of combination punches down, who won't faint.

is not only the smashing brother, but the fans in the barrage also think that this is stable:

"Has anyone heard of this master? Is it really 'big'? Bah, bah, bah, I mean the spirit? ”

"Lord Longwang, I've heard of it, it specializes in feng shui for rich people, and I heard that there are two brushes."

"Brother Smashing the field, this is a bloody investment, and he has been smashed and fainted."

"I can do it, well, I mean the one who got smashed."

"It's okay to be beaten, someone was beaten last week and earned 2 million / saliva."

"It's scattered, it's over, it's another unpretentious and boring smashing field."

"Modu Ruri has played GG."

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Suddenlyβ€”

The camera shook for a while, and the little brother in charge of shooting was obviously shocked.

A fat mom rushed over,

changed the attitude of being happy to see it happen before, and wanted to make things yellow, the fat mother viciously pulled away the smashing brother and his little brother, hugged the ruffian mother and was about to get on the hearse, and kept chattering in her mouth:

"Xiaomei, it's all here, I still have to go to the broken shop to have a look."

"This is Xiaomei's last wish, isn't it?"

"Don't listen to this irrelevant person's nonsense, turn around and mess things up."

"There is a sister, you will listen to your sister then."

The ruffian was pushed into the car in a daze, opened her mouth several times, and finally didn't know what she thought, but she didn't open her mouth after all, and came to a tacit conclusion.

Brother Smashing the Field had an extremely wonderful expression at this moment, from smug to surprised, and then to angry, he was stunned and changed his face.

"Get out, good dogs don't get in the way."

"Believe it or not, my wife called the police."

The smashing brother and the younger brothers had to get out of the way, and watched the two hearses drive away......

Drove away......

The atmosphere was awkward.

In the barrage,

The atmosphere was very cheerful:

"Two smashed the glass factory, failed!"

"Brother Smashing felt a big advantage, he A went out, and he played GG."

"I asked my daughter, who is good-looking, Modu Liuli or Brother Smashing Field?

She said that the magic capital glass is a little good-looking.

She also said that it was a bit good to smash the field...... Laugh! Hahaha~"