"Wow~~"

"With this split pie face, I can laugh for a year."

Liu Li was overjoyed and rolled on the sofa.

Brother Smasher's lost, distorted, and unwilling face under the camera is full of joy.

"It's not over, it's not over."

"Brother still has a trick."

"I still don't believe it, I can't smash this today."

After smashing the field, he pushed the camera with his hand irritably, and the whole screen went black.

When it lights up again, it's obviously edited.

A gas station is shown in the video.

It was darker.

Seeing that the sun is about to go down.

In front of the gas station, two hearses are refueling.

Brother Smashing reappears in the camera,

Obviously, I picked it up, and it didn't look so "funny" anymore, and I regained my complacent and confident appearance.

"Dear fans, the three smashing of the glass factory that I said was good, my brother has never been cool, not an appointment."

"Look, my brother is going to make a big move."

Brother Smashing waved his arms, and the fans in the barrage expressed emotional stability.

One smash can't be smashed, two smashes can't be smashed, these three smashes, it's hard for people to maintain confidence in smashing the field brother anymore.

In the barrage, the fans of Brother Smashing Stadium instead commented on the quality of the car parked next to him:

"If I'm not mistaken, this should be the legendary domestic god car - Wuling Hongguang."

"Is this smashing yourself into bankruptcy? How to drive a broken van? ”

"Yo, this car is so good, it seems that the old bustard has married someone from Liang - I don't know how many hands?"

"What are you doing here?"

"Meow meow, is it the person who can't solve the problem and has to solve the problem?"

"If you don't understand, just ask, is this going to kill the ruffian?"

"Shhh Smash the field brother calm down! ”

“……”

The barrage was full of emotion.

Brother Smashing kicked the car door, Wuling Hongguang's car door opened, and his younger brother opened the car door, and was just about to get out and was pushed back by Brother Smashing Field.

"Sit down, we'll have to do something later.

Where did you pull this old onion?

Are you sure you still have the insurance validity? ”

The younger brother flatteringly handed over a cigarette: "Sure, sure, it's no problem to specify." ”

Brother Smashing took it very face-savingly, sandwiched it between his fingers, and asked:

"Okay, how much did it cost?"

"Just 10,000."

"How much?"

"One ~ ten thousand."

Brother Smashing glanced at him and sneered: "I'll give you another chance to organize your language." ”

The younger brother coaxed: "Two ...... Two thousand ......"

"Two thousand, you report ten thousand to my brother!"

Brother Smashing took out a wad of 10,000 soft sister coins, pinched them in his hand and knocked them on the little brother's head.

"Let you ten thousand, let you ten thousand."

The little brother accompanied the smiling face and did not dare to say anything.

Brother Smashing took out 2,000 from the banknote in his hand and threw it into the arms of the younger brother: "This is the car money." ”

Then, he threw the remaining 8,000 yuan in his hand through the car window: "This is your reward." ”

The little brother was overjoyed, hugged all the money in his arms, and heard the smashing brother sneer:

"Let's get to work!"

The little brother started the car suddenly, and the whole Wuling Hongguang was trembling, as if it was about to fall apart at any time.

Brother Smashing turned his back to Wuling Hongguang, threw the cigarette between his fingers into his mouth, and saw the fire handed by the younger brother with his eyes, and spit out a smoke ring that had not dispersed for a long time.

In the barrage,

Swiping like crazy.

"Leave that pretending to beep, this is going to kill someone."

"Don't make fun of the criminal law."

"Listen to my brother's advice, don't smash this today, it's not worth it to go in for this."

"If you smash the cow, you will bump into it, give her face, and let her celebrate the New Year in the hospital, or in the underground regiment."

"Smash the field, calm down!"

"Calm down +1."

"Calm down +2."

"Calm down the peat, dry up!"

“……”

Brother Smashing the field looked like a "real man never looks back at the explosion", and gave a haircut to the camera, saying:

"I really thought my brother couldn't do anything about her, right?"

"There is a way."

"2,000 pieces of broken bread, kiss when you meet, not deep or shallow, just right, and then go up to the traffic police to report insurance, according to the rules."

"Brother's broken bread is not going to be wanted, see if her hearse can drive and get that broken funeral shop."

"If you really don't know how to be interesting, such broken bread, my brother threw 200,000 yuan, come to a hundred cars and have fun with her."

Brother Smashing faced the camera, took a deep breath of cigarette, and smiled evilly.

The fans in the barrage understood:

"I'll just say, Brother Smashing the Field is going to do it, not a punishment, and I still know it in my heart."

"Buy broken bread to go to other people's hearses, this is a lot of damage, and you have taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain."

"I feel sorry for my ruffian for a second."

"One thing to say, isn't this a bit too immoral, people are hearses, and there are corpses in the car."

"That's what I want, smashing the field is not a treat to dinner."

In the barrage, the van behind the smashing brother started, and after a few dozen meters, at the exit of the gas station, two hearses drove out after refueling one after the other.

The wheels of the van smoked, the accelerator was stomped to death, and he rushed out with a swoop, heading straight for the hearse where the ruffian's body was.

At this time,

originally saw the critical moment, and spontaneously quieted down the barrage, and started to swipe the screen frantically again:

"Nest grass!"

"Nest grass, nest grass, nest grass ......"

“……”

Brother Smashing the field faced the camera, holding a cigarette, and heard a "bang" crash behind him, opened his arms, and shouted:

“Surprise！”

"Surprised, surprised?!"

Brother Smashing was laughing at himself with a cigarette in his mouth, but he didn't hear the little brothers like a tide of sycophants, and glared at him dissatisfiedly.

The timid voice of the little brother in charge of filming came from outside the camera:

"Brother, brother, something went wrong, you look back and hug it."

What could go wrong?

Brother Smashing turned around disapprovingly, and in the next second, a "wo grass" blurted out.

What he saw was his own 2,000 yuan broken Wuling Hongguang, right in front of a Porsche Paramela car with smoke coming out of his face.

Surprise into fright,

The accident was a real accident.

"Nest grass, nest grass, nest ...... Nest ......"

Brother Smasher's face swelled into the color of pig liver, and he put his own pig's trotters into his mouth and slashed desperately, looking like he was out of breath.

The shaky, messy camera captures the scene that just happened.

In the barrage, after a short period of condensation, fans began to carnival:

"Did you see it, did you see it? I saw people smoking, and for the first time, I saw people swallowing cigarettes. ”

"It's not our brother who smashes the field, watching his video is a long insight."

"Hahaha, I played it back three times, and the way I swallowed the cigarette with a smashing cry is so funny."

"Four times."

"Five times."

"Six times ......"

"It's been made into an emoji, and there is a link in the comments."

"Down."

"+1 Down"

“……”

In the video,

The scene was chaotic, and the smashing brother finally eased up.

A handful of snot and tears raised his head,

Not far away, two hearses bypassed the scene of the accident as if they were afraid of stepping on dog poop on the road.

Stopped not far away, looking at the lively posture.

And then

A bald brother, a big gold chain and a small watch, the watch is still Patek Philippe, and he broke into the camera menacingly:

"Bad luck, it's really bad luck."

"I'm in the free shipping area."

"This time, two, three, or four times, it's all over the place, it's really better to go home and raise pigs."

"Damn, where are you looking?"

"For Lao Tzu, be serious, and talk about business."

"Lose money, you have to lose money!"