Chapter 009: Let the toilet paper fly for a while
After coming out of Dong Lao's place in style, Huo Guang secretly went back to the General's Mansion.
Then he called "Busan" and took him out of the house.
Since you can't read this book, let's start a business honestly and make some money. are all reborn, what is he doing as a traverser?
"Where's the toilet paper? I told you to bring it out, but you forgot? Huo Guang looked empty-handed, and immediately frowned and asked.
At this time, Busan hurriedly shook his head and said, "The slave and maid take it, Lang Jun, I am afraid that I will lose this good thing, so I carry it in my arms." ”
said.
He quickly pulled the stack of toilet paper out of his arms.
Pimp?
I'm still Erlang Zhenjun!
Huo Guang frowned, and he had goosebumps for a while, not because he held the toilet paper in his arms, but because he said "Lang Jun"!
The Western Han Dynasty!
How can there be such a title as Miss Young Master, the slave and maid call the master's family generally Ah Lang, and the young master's words are Lang Jun.
Of course.
It is also said that these two are reversed, the master is Lang Jun, and the young master is Ah Lang.
But it doesn't matter!
The important thing is that Huo Guang is awkward to listen to now, you said that you are a male slave, and you are not a maidservant, what is your name Langjun?
Huo Guang took the wad of toilet paper, and at the same time said, "San'er, don't call me Langjun in the future." As for you, either call me son-in-law, or call Brother Guang, whatever you want. Anyway, I can't shout the one just now, I don't like it, you know? ”
Although the Western Han Dynasty is quite old, the title of "Gongzi" still exists, and it is generally used for the prince's family.
"Yes, Lang... Son! "Don't change your words.
Huo Guang nodded at this time, and then continued to reach for him to ask for toilet paper.
But Busan was stunned, scratched his head, and asked inexplicably, "Childe, what do you want here?" ”
"Toilet paper, didn't I tell you to bring it all out?" Huo Guang glared at him, thinking that this kid was not clever at all.
If you start your career in the future.
If the name of this great steward falls on him, he must not be killed in a pit.
But before Huo Guang could complain, he heard Busan say: "Childe, we didn't bring much toilet paper from our hometown, and it took a while." There is no new system in the future, and now there are only so many left. ”
Huo Guang listened.
Immediately, his eyes widened, and he scolded angrily: "What, that's all there is left? ”
"You scumbag!"
"Why don't you save some money?"
Bu San was reprimanded by this, and immediately his face became aggrieved, and he replied: "Childe, you have to speak with your conscience." ”
"Slaves and maids are born cheap, how dare they use this good thing to go to the toilet."
"Aren't you using it?"
Oh huh?
What did I use?
Huo Guang suddenly felt embarrassed, but he couldn't show it, so he continued to reprimand: "You kid still dare to complain, be careful that I beat you!" ”
Busan hurriedly lowered his head and said, "Don't dare!" ”
Huo Guang naturally wouldn't really beat him, but right now, at the moment of employing people, the coercion and temptation of radish and stick are indispensable.
reprimanded first, and then naturally asked the CPU's subordinates to do it.
Huh?
Is it CPU or KDA ha? How do you pronounce that word?
Never mind.
It's not important, what matters is what Huo Guang has to say later.
"San'er, don't say that you are cheap in the future!" Huo Guang grabbed Busan's arm and said, "Son, I hate the saying that people are divided into three, six, nine and so on. I don't care about your previous life, follow me in the future, as long as my son eats well, you have to drink spicy food. We want to live well, live better than the emperor in the palace..."
Huo Guangzheng said, Busan's body shook in fright, and said, "Childe, this is unspeakable, it's disrespectful!" ”
"Ahem, then it's just about the two of us." Huo Guang cleared his throat and continued: "Listen, San'er, let's find a way to make money from today onwards." ”
"Money?" He looked at him suspiciously, very puzzled.
Huo Guang suddenly looked helpless, so he had to explain: "It's what it means to make money." ”
Busan let out an "oh" at this time, nodded his head, but shook his head again, and asked, "Childe, haven't we already followed Huo Huqi into the General's Mansion?" You don't have to worry about food and clothing, so why do you have to make money yourself? ”
Huo Guang listened.
immediately knocked on Busan's head and scolded: "You kid is really not enterprising, we are now living in the General's Mansion, but do you know what it depends on?" ”
"It's not my brother Yu Yin's blessing!"
"What if one day he's gone? Let's just send people to live under the fence? Oh, you want to, I don't. ”
Bu San scratched his head, but he still couldn't understand what Huo Guang meant.
The hussar general was born noble, the little nephew of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and the invincible general of the Han Dynasty!
How could it be gone?
Unless...
Huo Guang saw that he was not distracted, so he went up and knocked on his head again, and said: "What are you thinking, go, knock on the door, give the toilet paper to those dignitaries in Chang'an City for free, just give a few pieces of paper to each household, don't have too much." ”
When he heard this, he was confused again, and asked, "Ah, Childe, such a good thing, don't you want money to give it away?" ”
"You wooden head, free things are the most expensive, you know what!" After speaking, Huo Guang urged Busan to hurry up and get to work.
Nos. 3 is a slave, according to the Western Han Dynasty, it is a warehouse, and it is naturally not too good to wear. No, if you suddenly run to the door to deliver something, you will definitely not be treated by the owner's family.
Of course.
As soon as the other party heard that it was a free gift, and did not ask to see them to do something, his attitude changed.
But when Busan just took out a few pieces of toilet paper, the attitude of the other side obviously changed again, and asked, "What is this?" ”
"This is a toilet chip, and the new thing is a disposable, and you can throw it away when you run out." Busan told the other party according to what Huo Guang taught him.
After hearing this, the other party immediately looked displeased.
But because he didn't want money, he still accepted it, and then closed the door very rudely.
I didn't have a chance to say another two words after thinking about it.
So he had no choice but to run back to Huo Guang with a disgraced face, and said dejectedly: "Childe, look at this..."
"It's okay!" Huo Guang waved his hand and signaled, "Continue to the next one." ”
"Oh."
There is no way, as a slave, Busan can only act according to Huo Guang's instructions.
Soon.
One family after another visited like this, and the few toilet papers were immediately squandered.
Fu Sanna called a distressed ah, and said: "Childe, there is still a sound in the water when the stone is thrown." Look at these people in Chang'an City, they sent good things, and they couldn't even hear the sound of water. ”
Can't even hear a little water?
Forehead...
Huo Guang rubbed his forehead and smiled slightly, but he didn't care much, but said lightly: "What are you in a hurry, I've been waiting for more than ten years, and I'm still missing this time?" ”
"Let's go, let's go back first."
"Let this toilet paper fly a little longer!"