Chapter 010: Pitching the Pot? It's not a woman's game
"The short-lived pig Jean, the rat king who was exploded in the line..."
On the way back.
Huo Guang was in a good mood, humming a song while thinking about the plan in his heart.
If toilet paper can be circulated, it will definitely be a big project that can make money. But the problem is that Huo Guang is in the Western Han Dynasty divided by historians, not as good as the future!
The 21st century has advanced machines that make it easy to produce.
And in ancient times, there were no advanced machines, which could only rely on human labor. In this way, due to the low production, it will not be able to circulate in the daily life of ordinary people.
Therefore, the objects to make money should be those high-ranking officials and nobles in Chang'an City who have no worries about food and clothing.
Especially the palace that Huo Guang has not entered so far! If it can be recommended to the palace people, it will completely open up the sales of toilet paper!
In this way, the positioning of toilet paper has become a luxury!
But if it is a luxury product, it is not easy to sell at the initial stage.
That's a problem.
Huo Guang was thinking about these questions in his mind, and the person had already followed Busan back to the general's mansion.
When he entered the door, he happened to collide head-on with the three Wei couples who went out. Huo Guang wanted to open his mouth to rush to the quintessence, but when he saw that it was these three sons, he decided to shut up.
Joke!
The three sons of the great general Wei Qing.
In all the second generations of Chang'an City, except for the princes in the palace, who can have these three honors?
Let alone!
I still live in someone's house.
Huo Guang didn't want to conflict with these three people and wanted to avoid them, but the three of them entangled themselves.
I saw Wei Yan grab his arm and say, "Huo Guang, since you live in our General's Mansion, you are naturally a member of our Wei family." ”
"Let's go!"
"Come with us to repair the Li family's few disrespectful things."
Hearing this, Huo Guang suddenly looked confused.
What is this for?
Two gangs of second-generation people want to fight? Who is the Li family? What a bold man, could it be that there are still people in Chang'an City who dare to offend these three people in the General's Mansion?
No...
The point is that you little kids, do what you want, what are you pulling me for?
Lao Tzu still wants to make money!
Huo Guangzheng wanted to refuse, but he only heard Wei Yan say: "There are many people in our general's mansion and great strength. As long as there is unity, that Li Yu will definitely be afraid. ”
"How can I say it, my Wei Yan is also the Marquis of Yichun who was sealed by His Majesty!"
"You can't say anything about it, let these boys of the Li family bully it."
Yichun Hou?
Is this kid a Hou?
Good guy, I didn't see it.
Huo Guang rolled his eyes, and immediately said: "Okay, what Wei Yan said is right, we all live in the General's Mansion, and externally, we should unite and share weal and weal and woe." ”
In fact!
When he said this, Huo Guang thought that this kid was Yichun Hou, so he should always have some money, right?
In addition, in the future, in terms of producing toilet paper, it will also need manpower to do the work! And Wei Yan, as the Marquis of Yichun, is not a problem for him to call some people to work!
Come to think of it.
The corners of Huo Guang's mouth rose slightly, because he knew that the start-up capital for the toilet paper project was available.
Now he's going to do it.
is to help the children of the Wei family win this fight, and then, along with the favor of the people, they dragged the three brothers into the sea.
"Hey, I'm so bad!" Thinking of this, Huo Guang couldn't even help laughing.
When Wei Yan heard this, he asked, "What's broken?" ”
"Ah, nothing, I said kill those bad boys." Huo Guang immediately lied.
"Oh."
Wei Yan nodded, and a few people walked out quickly.
Huo Guang followed behind him, looking at them, thinking in his heart that General Wei had been diligent and loyal all his life, how could he give birth to three sons who were so simple?
It is said that the tiger father has no dog!
But in fact, in the human world, there are countless cases of tiger fathers and dogs.
I won't give you all the examples here.
Huo Guang followed the third son of the Wei family to the place of the appointment, and he was stunned on the spot. He thought that these boys would make a fight, and they would really fight like a certain crazy boy movie.
When he came, Huo Guang also deliberately picked up a thick wooden stick on the side of the road.
Outcome...
What's more, what these unlucky kids said about the fight is actually a pitcher!
That's right, it is a shooting salute that originated in the six arts of the gentleman, a pitcher for those who can't shoot arrows to play with. It is also a traditional Chinese etiquette and feasting game that can be extended from the pre-Qin period to the end of the Qing Dynasty.
When Huo Guang knew that the dry frame they were talking about was a pitcher.
Dumbfounded.
I even want to go up and give these little kids a big pocket, and ask them if they grew up watching Korean dramas.
said that it was a good dry frame, but it turned out that people came and turned into a pitcher?
Isn't this an embarrassing way to quarrel with the kind of quarrel in Korean dramas and suddenly pick up the "Teacher's Table" and put on a cup?
Is it embarrassing?
"Eh, I said a few of you, you're more than ten years old, and you still play with things that only this woman plays?" Huo Guang couldn't help it, and mocked on the spot.
Pitching pots were originally used for those who couldn't shoot arrows, so they used arrow pitchers instead of archery activities.
This is like learning to drive in later generations, the difference between manual transmission and automatic transmission. No one said anything about the women's automatic transmission, but the men's automatic transmission was...
Ahem!
Anyway, Huo Guang's wave of ridicule is in place.
At once, the few young men on the opposite side who were "fighting" with the children of the Wei family turned their faces, pointed at Huo Guang's nose and scolded: "What are you, dare to make a big fuss in front of us!" ”
"Don't you think that the chair didn't teach you a lesson today, and we don't dare to teach you a lesson?"
"Humph!"
Huo Guang glanced at the young man who was talking, his eyes narrowed slightly, as if he had seen it from Dong Lao, but he couldn't say his name, so he asked, "You don't know who I am?" Brother Wei, tell him who I am! ”
After all, Huo Guang was on the side of the Wei family, and Wei Yan naturally counted him as his own, so he introduced: "This is Huo Guang, the younger brother of Huo Quai, a hussar general who is rewarded by the emperor today. ”
"Li Yu, I remember that your Ji father, Li Kang, was working under General Huo, right?"
"What do you think my cousin Huo Guang is?"
In the Han Dynasty, adults were not titled as officials.
Because "adult" is an honorific title for the elders in the family, even if he is like the most noble general Wei Qing, others only call him General Wei, not Lord Wei.
Huo Guang heard Wei Yan introduce himself, and he was always involved with something, and he suddenly felt speechless.
Why didn't he introduce himself, but let Wei Yan say?
Isn't it just to avoid the tangled phrase "what are you"?
It's really drunk.
Or you think it's for the cup?
Funny!
Two lives as a human being, "cup", Huo Guang has long been too lazy to pretend.
At this time, the other party's Li family disciple, seeing Wei Yan so mocking, even if they quarreled, Huo Guang had a headache when he heard it.
What kind of disease did I commit, fooling around with a bunch of teenage kids.
Forthwith.
Huo Guang turned around and was about to leave.
But at this time, among the children of the Li family opposite, there was a rather unruly child, even much younger than Li Yu, who stood up and shouted to Huo Guang: "Huo Guang, who let you go?" Isn't it said that throwing pots is a game played by girls? ”
"That's good!"
"Let's try a real archery, do you dare?"