Volume 3 The Fusang Years The Thirty-Ninth Palm Little Confused Liberation Robe
There were Fusang people in Xu Fu's fleet, and he treated them well, in fact, he was already proficient in Fusang dialect. He heard a conversation between several people, and the Minister Koizumi was very ill-intentioned, and Minister Hatoyama seemed to want to learn some farming.
However, most of these ministers were pale and short, and it was not good to come to eat. If the important ministers of the food and fortune are still like this, it can be imagined how the people below are doing.
This queen sounds innocent, but it is very rare, and it is convenient to teach them the art of harvesting, and to find two crew members who specialize in farming. This hurricane Jiaolong was harmed, most of the ships were damaged and missing, and most of the crew members were more than lucky, not to mention the elixir of immortals, the art of immortality, even the jade trace that senior brother Xu Feng said was nowhere to be found, how to explain to the emperor and Master Guiguzi when I went back?
As soon as Xu Fu thought of this, his brows furrowed, and he sighed secretly in his heart: Let's take one step at a time.
A clean palace attendant led him out of the palace. Xu Fu relaxed slightly and returned to the pavilion. The man arranged it very properly, and the director of the pavilion was very flattering to this doorman, and of course he was very respectful to Xu Fu.
There is actually a hot spring bath in the room, this road is dusty, filthy, needless to say, the ship has always been fresh water precious, how could you have the luxury of such a presumptuous bath.
Looking at the hot spring soup, Xu Fu immediately felt itchy all over his body. This barren island is unsatisfactory, but this soup bath is really good.
Xu Fu thanked the doorman and prepared to take a good bath, not wanting this doorman to say that the queen had a life, so he asked him to serve Xu Fu in person. Xu Fu was embarrassed to refuse, saying that it was better to be self-pleased.
The doorman fell to his knees, kowtowed like pounding garlic, and cried: "My king has commanded the villain to serve and bathe, and if you disobey the king's order, my life will be suspended!" The general doesn't have to mind, I'm not perfect, and it's okay to have both sides. ”
Xu Fu had no choice but to obey. He was fashionable and shy at the beginning, he didn't want this doorman to be extremely gentle and delicate, extraordinary, he should be good at waiting for people to bathe, inadvertently, he actually washed for an hour, it was really the most enjoyable bath in his life.
The doorman didn't go back to his life until Xu Fu came out of the soup and changed into new clothes.
Xu Fuxin said: This queen is also enthusiastic, gave the soup pool, and let people serve her, is it because she is afraid that I am a demon and will appear in the water? However, there are always good intentions, and this hot spring pool is truly a wonderful place!
How did he know that this was the queen's personal attendant, in fact, he was the "inspector", and he often carried a tape measure in his hand.
The next day, Xu Fu only got up in the middle of the day, but no one disturbed him, and this night's sound sleep was more soundly than sleeping at home, which was really not seen for many years. After getting up, he went into the palace with the doorkeeper from yesterday to meet the queen.
Xu Fu gave the queen a deep sigh and thanked him in words: one is to thank the queen for giving him water and dry food, which has the virtue of regeneration; the second thanked the queen for her hospitality to relieve the danger of hunger and cold; The hot spring bath of the three pavilions is so wonderful that it is rude to sleep more this morning; four praised the queen for her talent and appearance, and her virtue and virtue; The fifth said that the ministers were open-minded, benevolent, righteous and courteous.
In addition, he has found ten subordinates who are familiar with farming to teach them the art of harvesting, and they will definitely grow with each other, so that the five grains will be abundant!
This touting is because Xu Fu thought about it for a long time when he took a bath last night, and the draft of his abdomen was first completed. Under the fence here, it seems difficult to turn back for a short time, and in this adversity, on the one hand, I want to praise this queen, and let her continue to help them; On the other hand, some ministers already have bad intentions, and they must try their best to dispel their doubts and win the support of these local snakes.
As soon as Xu Fu's words fell, Minister Hatoyama answered: "General Xu is worthy of being an important minister of a great country, although he is facing small difficulties, but he does not forget the teaching of etiquette, and he is always grateful, which is admirable!" My king is magnanimous, benevolent and loving to all beings, and he shines brightly on the sun and the moon! ”
Xu Fuxin said: I'm just polite, your glorious sun and moon are a bit exaggerated, saving people's lives is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, we seaside fishermen, when we encounter a shipwrecked ship, who doesn't save it?
The queen had a spring breeze on her face, and it seemed that she was also bathing in the hot spring bath, her skin was white and red, and she was glowing, and after listening to the praise of an important minister and a beautiful man outside the world, her heart was full of joy, and she became more colorful for a while.
Xu Fu looked at the beauty in front of him who was out of the bath, and suddenly became a little obsessed. The queen suddenly looked at him as well, and the two looked at each other in a hurry......
Xiaoquan looked stunned, and said in a deep voice: "Your Majesty, the day before yesterday you said that the small fish and shrimp were used by the foreign ministers of Fanbang at will, early this morning, those soldiers took dozens of baskets, although I Fusang is not barren, and I have not yet been rich so far, I hope Your Majesty will pity the people of our state!" ”
The queen is thinking back to yesterday, what the personal doorman said about how Xu Jun was wide-dressed, how he bathed, how he was in shape, full of charm, and today he was praised by Xu Jun, how is it not refreshing?
Koizumi's question, the queen woke up like a dream, and said in a trembling voice: "Koizumi-kun, my ancestors were all fishermen, how can I not save the ship when I see it in distress?" How to meet someone who is dying and not give fish and wheat?
"A poet once said, 'I know that the world is as short as dew, and yet, yet ...... I didn't know what was behind the 'but', but now I know, but we should still do the right thing, help the good people, find the right people to stay with.
"I remember when I was a child in the palace, I saw the pear blossoms falling, I couldn't help crying, my father coaxed me for a long time, I was still sad, you said next to me, it will bloom next year, I slowly stopped crying.
"Later, when I grew up, standing under the pear blossom tree, the flowers still fell, and sometimes I couldn't help but cry, because I knew that these falling petals were not the petals I used to ......."
When the queen said that she was emotional, her eyes were red and she almost wanted to cry.
Xu Fu was beside him, and said stupidly: "Yes, those are no longer the petals of the past, and we will no longer be the same as before!" Everything will pass......" The queen looked at Xu Fu with tears in her eyes, and no longer shied away.
Koizumi was still puzzled, and continued: "My king is merciful, of course you can help each other, and you have to do what you can!" What's more, we have been much less sea cargo (pirate cargo) lately. ”
The queen plucked a golden hairpin and said slowly, "Come on, take this hairpin and help them exchange it for some food!" All the ministers bowed down to the ground and praised: "My king is merciful, and great virtue is sown among all the people of the four islands!" ”
Xu Fu took a deep look again, and said in his heart: How is this good? The queen gave us the golden hairpin in exchange for food, which is really inappropriate, and their subjects must not hate us to death.
Xu Fulang said: "My king is merciful, benevolent and righteous, how can Xu Fu dare to accept this golden hairpin?" Although our generation has reached the realm of distress, compared to the hundreds of huge waves on the sea, dozens of dragons, the gods have taken care of them.
"I, the Emperor of Great Qin and the Queen, are also blessed, and I am fortunate to have survived so far, I am already a hundred dead, why am I afraid of hunger and cold? What's more, my son has a sword to fish and hunt, and my daughter can pick mountain fruits, how can I sit here and eat and drink with a white face, so that the people of your country are trapped, how can I bear it? ”
The queen wept and said: "Xu Jun live, what is a golden hairpin worth, you are in distress at sea, for the time being, you will be wronged for a few days, and then make a long-term plan, this is an expedient measure."
"The gold given by Xu Jun the day before yesterday can be exchanged for countless food, but it is just a gift from Jun, I can't bear to change hands!"
Xu Fugu did not accept it.
Minister Hatoyama came out of the round and said: "My king and Dr. Xu don't have to be embarrassed, if not, my king will give a wild land, so that Dr. Xu and others can have a place to live. ”
"Well, then bother Hatoyama-kun...... Work with Minister Koizumi to handle it at his discretion, so that these people have a place to live and avoid right and wrong. The queen glanced at Hatoyama thoughtfully.
Finally, Xu Fu was given a place near the sea by the mountains, most of which were rocks, and there were only three small flat lands in front of the mountain, which were won by the minister of Hatoyama, and Xiaoquan originally advocated that only the mountains should be divided, and it was best to starve them to death.
Such a little flat land, if you grow wheat should be difficult to feed everyone, you can only grow most of the sweet potatoes, the yield is large, you can stand hungry, leave some place to plant some vegetables, and the flat land can basically be used up.
The only way to live was to go up to the mountains, but fortunately there was a lot of wood around, but after a few months, the seeds were planted, and dozens of houses were built, and the people finally did not have to live in boats and drift.
The queen was very bored today, and thought: This Xu Fu started those days, entering the palace every day to ask for peace, why didn't he come to see me in the past few months, did he forget me when he had a territory? The more she thought about it, the more annoyed she became, so she found Hatoyama and asked him to accompany her to see how Xu Fu and the others were settling down.
When the group came to the beach, they saw Xu Fu covered in sludge, with a vegetable face, digging a ditch to irrigate the vegetable field, built on the mountain, rows of houses have become large-scale, and a waterwheel was built at the water source in the distance, which was guided by bamboo. When the queen saw the gentle and elegant Dr. Xu become like this, her nose was sour, and she almost wanted to cry.
The entourage had already gone to greet him, Xu Fu hurriedly stepped forward and said, "I don't know that the queen has arrived, I missed the welcome, forgive the sins, forgive the sins!" The queen's beautiful eyes were full of pity, and she blurted out: "Xu Jun has lost ...... weight" This is actually a soft heart.
Xu Fu saw the queen's face of pity, and replied: "Xu Fu is fine, the queen's hard work has also been reduced a lot!" ”
The queen retreated left and right, drew her sword and waved, and the fruit tree next to her broke off in response, and asked sharply: "Hatoyama-kun, you are so bold!" I instruct you to give Dr. Xu some land, so that they can live and settle down, only give this little place what can be planted, next year's autumn harvest, how many meals can they eat? ”
Hatoyama fell to his knees, kowtowed like pounding garlic, and said tremblingly: "These flat land, or I ...... Koizumi Shousuke is coming, and he means all to the mountains......"
The queen said in a slightly gentle tone: "Since Koizumi is so dim, let's go home and retire." Hatoyama-kun, you will be the first minister in the future, and Dr. Xu will still have you to arrange it! Back to the palace! ”
On the second day, the queen issued an edict praising Koizumi for his loyalty and dedication to the country, but in order to sympathize with his decrepit and old age, he returned to his hometown to support his old age. On the same day, a banquet was given, and Xu Fu was invited into the palace.
After eight rounds of drinking, Koizumi retired with old age, and the rest of the people also retired one after another. Xu Fu was about to resign from the palace, when the queen beckoned him to come closer.
The queen ordered someone to remove the leftovers, change the small table, put fresh fruits and delicate small plates, and the queen personally took care of the cup for Xu Fu.
Xu Fu got up and wanted to bow deeply, but was grabbed by the queen and said angrily: "Doctor Xu is so polite, I always feel that I am thousands of miles away!" If I am more polite, I will be annoyed! ”
Xu Fu replied: "Queen-"
The queen smiled and said: "A huge man, you have always been heroic and martial when you look at you outside, how can you be submissive in front of me, and you are as polite as a woman?" They are all my cronies here, I call you brother, do you dare to call me sister? ”
Xu Fu was full of wine, hugged the queen's thin waist, put his mouth between the queen's ears, and blew and said: "Sister, my good sister, little confused, why are you so delicate?" ”
The queen was blown by his sweet words, and her body was soft. Xu Fu hugged him in his arms, put it on his mouth and kissed it...... The two queens followed in person, hurriedly withdrew the attendants outside, lowered the curtain, and retreated.
On the second day, the diligent queen did not go to court early, only the queen's attendant came out and said: The queen occasionally feels cold, and she will stop for a day.
On the third day, the queen had not yet come to court, but the attendant came out and said that the queen had not recovered from her illness, and everyone would take another day off, and the urgent military affairs would be handed over to Minister Hatoyama for adjudication.
On the fourth day, the queen came out in a lazy dress. I saw that her skin was like cream, and she was delicate.
"Today, I have just recovered from a serious illness, and the imperial doctor has asked me to rest for a few more days, I am afraid that I will miss the state affairs...... The secretaries of state should discuss matters quickly, and if there is an urgent point, they will make a decision as soon as possible. After noon, I was afraid that I would be overwhelmed, and I was also at my daughter's house, allowing me to recuperate for another half day. What do you think? The queen asked, smiling.
Everyone looked at each other, and they couldn't help but have a little doubt in their hearts: our queen, although she is a woman, has always been braver than men! Since ascending the throne, if there is a small illness, there is never a shortage of courts, if there is a big discomfort, or invite important ministers to enter the inner palace to discuss matters, how diligent is the government?
The only time he was missing the dynasty was to lead people to fight against the red-haired ghost pirates, and he was injured by arrows, and the injuries lingered. Later, Langzhong, who was fortunate enough to escape the war in a great wilderness, was cured with herbs. Why is it said like this today?
The ministers were still buzzing and discussing, and Minister Hatoyama came out and said loudly: "My king Shengming! Her Majesty's phoenix body is important, make a big decision in the morning, and I will discuss the rest of the small things with the ministers! The ministers responded loudly, wishing the queen a speedy recovery.
Since those three days, Xu Fu and the queen have had a fun of fish and water—of course, not an ordinary joy of fish and water, one is a sledgehammer that has been dry for a long time, and the other is a juicy cantaloupe—Xu Fu often enters the palace and never returns. The mighty Queen Himiko has another nickname in her boudoir: Little Confused!
The affair here has also been recorded by Fusang historians, and the fragrant Seven Laws "Liberation Robe" has also been widely circulated:
I and the general untie the battle robe, and the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold;
I and the general unraveled the scale armor, and a pear flower pressed the begonia;
I and the general untied their sweatshirts, and the hibiscus tent warmed up the Spring Festival;
I and the general Xie Xiaoqiao (note: kun, the shorts of the ancients), from then on the king did not reign early.