Volume 3 The Fuso Years Chapter 40 Where did the salt come from?
Listening to the romantic past of Xu Fu and Queen Himiko, Jushan couldn't help but be envious, and asked himself in his heart: When I came, there was a beautiful queen to give me a hug, and then I heard that I wanted to take a Zen position with him, if I was in Xu Fu's position, would I still have the heart to cultivate immortals and seek Taoism?
"It's more than enough for me to be your grandmother at my age, so let you take advantage of it, or be my brother. Call me sister! You don't suffer! The queen laughed.
Jushan thought about it, and when he saw that the queen was sober, she was still kind and lovely, and said with a smile: "Sister is afraid that she is old, and she wanted to be called a sister." ”
"Oh, it's pretty sweet. I think it's good luck to come to the peach blossoms, giggles! The queen laughed.
Since Jushan and the queen worshipped their sister and brother, they no longer hid it from her, and confessed that they had come to find jade.
When the queen saw that he was accompanied by two young and beautiful women, she smiled a little jealously: "I said that you have peach blossom luck, no wonder you dislike me!" However, how did she know that these two beautiful girls might not be younger than her.
Nagarjuna once said that there is a legend in the ancient books of Middle-earth: Dayan Mountain is the place where the sun and the moon come out, and the ink jade is born. He said that the Fusang is the country of the rising sun, and Dayan Mountain must be here.
At this time, Fuso Island was no longer the "Heian period" of the past, and piracy was becoming more and more rampant, but wolves were more and less meaty, and each of them looted merchant ships and started fires repeatedly, and gradually the heroes rose together, and the various feudal states attacked each other endlessly. The queen expanded her territory and annexed more than 20 countries one after another, and she no longer had time to help them find jade.
In order to expand the search area, they divided into two teams: the old man Lian Shankui and four of his subordinates formed a team; The girl, the girl, and the giant mountain formed another team. The two teams of people hid from the rebellion and searched everywhere, but for several months, they found nothing.
Later, Lian Shankui got the news that Emperor Yan asked them to return to Middle-earth quickly, but Qing'er was unwilling to follow them, and Jushan was naturally unwilling to leave if he didn't find the divine jade. Seeing that she was the only one who left alone in the end, the girl couldn't help but cry sadly.
The three of them are all teenagers, and when they encounter the pain of parting, they are in love for a while.
Nuwa and the others had already set a day for the ship to go back, but in the typhoon season, the day of going back had to be postponed again and again. The girl took the giant mountain, Qing'er and threw away Lian Shankui and the four entourages, named Xunyu, but in fact, she indulged in the mountains and rivers and played wantonly.
It was the beginning of summer, the vegetation was abundant, the weather was hot, and there were torrential rains in the afternoon. Qing'er made nine boiled eggs, three of which were hung around each person's neck, and agreed to go to "fight eggs" when she was hungry at noon. Jushan hurriedly asked what "Fighting Eggs" did, but Qing'er smiled and didn't answer.
The three of them took the kitten face along the stream, crossed the forest and crossed the bridge, and unconsciously came to a secret place, the scenery is very beautiful, but it is inaccessible. The people of the surrounding villages said that this place belonged to Takashi County, and advised them not to move forward, and there was a Hachigen Mountain in Izumo County in front of them, and there were monsters infested. The three of them didn't care, but they went deeper and deeper. The mountains are verdant and verdant, the wild fruits in the forest are inexhaustible, the streams meander and twist, the fish and shrimp are undisturbed, it is really: the wind is still falling, and the birdsong mountain is more secluded.
It was already past noon, and the girl muttered: "Tired, tired, rest!" The belly of the giant mountain also "growled" and screamed, and then the "porphyry" was two loud farts.
The girl smiled: "You can't cheat when you're tired!" ”
Jushan was at a loss: "What kind of cheat am I doing?" ”
The girl couldn't help laughing: "Isn't your fart speeding up!" ”
Qing'er talked with a serious hand: I heard that there is a thaumaturgy in the Tianju Gate of the Wool Country, which is to soar with a fart! Presumably, this brother of ours also studied art with Tianjumen in Tuotuo Mountain?
The girl laughed and said, "They heard that they feed on shells, and we didn't have a chance to learn it!" Such a secret technique was actually learned by this Tianzhu boy, and I was angry! Dead, dead, dripping......"
Jushan said angrily: "You get out...... Not faster! He turned his head and said, "Qing'er, you weren't like this before, why did you learn badly from her!" ”
The girl said: "The ancients said: The prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, and our little brother is amazing: the belly of the giant mountain can sing!" ”
Qing'er laughed and danced, and hurriedly wrote: The belly (cicada) noise forest is more quiet, and the fart (bird) song mountain is more secluded!
The girl laughed: "It's impossible to be quiet, the porphyry and ——, birds were scared away by him, vomit, and this smell, you see that the bedbug has been smoked away, and it can't be quiet!" ”
Qing'er asked again: What song does his stomach sing?
The girl sang: "You are the appearance of the country and the city-" At this time, the flower face came up and said "meow-". This "appearance" and the cat's appearance merged in an instant, and Qing'er was already laughing to the ground.
The girl smiled: "This is really the right time, I'll do it again!" You are the civet cat who captivates the country and the city, and I am the sentimental and sick shell! Qing'er almost laughed out of breath.
The three of them laughed for a while and made a mess.
Qing'er took off the boiled egg on her chest and began to "fight eggs". It is said to be "fighting eggs", but in fact, eggs touching eggs are harder than whose eggs are tougher. After the three of them finished fighting, they all ate separately, and they sank into the sea like a stone, and their stomachs seemed to be still empty.
Jushan Dou loses and is sent to catch fish, and Flower Face follows him. Those fish have not seen anyone for a long time, most of them are tied up, and the flower face also catches three. In a short time, they got more than 20 fish and shrimp. Qing'er lit a fire at the water's edge, and Jushan cut the fish in half, put it on a wooden plank, and then nailed it with a wooden wedge, and leaned against the fire......
The three of them played with the water for a while, and the fragrance of the grilled fish spread out, and the girl and Qing'er each ate two. The fresh fragrance has a long aftertaste, which makes the two of them look at the giant mountain with admiration.
Qing'er couldn't help but ask in sign language: The craftsmanship is so good! But where does the fish in this river get their salty taste?
The girl also said: "Yes, the Tao is mediocre and the cooking skills are exquisite, and your wife will be blessed when the time comes." By the way, I forgot to ask, it's rare for you to go out with salt.
"Anything else? Give me some more! This grilled fish is good for everything, but it's so light! ”
Jushan had to rub some more salt grains from his face—condensed from sweat—and sprinkle them on the grilled fish. The girl's hand trembled, and the half of the grilled fish fell to the ground, she and Qing'er looked at each other, their faces turned green, and they covered their chests and said angrily: "You-"
Jushan asked in a blank and ignorant voice, "What?" You also have it on you, it's not enough to rub it yourself......" Before he could finish speaking, two sweaty feet had fallen on his face. The giant mountain was flying in the air and still shouting, "It stinks—"
Needless to say, the remaining fish and shrimp were naturally wiped out by the giant mountain, and of course, there was not a single fish bone left.