Chapter 47: Hu County Order: My damn kindness
Qian Rushui walked in front with the bear cub in his arms, followed by a group of men carrying big knives.
Several people worked together to carry the female bear down the mountain, and Zhang Tian was carried on a stretcher.
The bandits from Congliang all had blue noses and swollen faces, and if they hadn't changed their clothes when they were packing, they probably wouldn't have been able to enter the city.
Along the way, countless people were attracted to watch, and the second blind saw it, and quickly chased to Qian Rushui's side.
"Sister, do you want to take advantage of the crowd and find a place to sell the bear?"
Bear meat is very valuable! Especially rich and noble people like to eat bear paws.
"Well, advertise, and then bid."
Qian Rushui thought about it for a while, and when there were more people, he would bid according to the location.
"Sister, you wait for me to arrange it."
As soon as the two blind went to the brothers, they consulted, leaving a few men to watch the bear, while the others went to the east and south neighborhoods to spread the word.
Why not the west and the north?
Because rich people don't live there!
The second blind didn't know where to snatch the gong, and shouted while knocking:
"There is a blind bear hunted in the square at the city gate today, and those who want to eat bear meat will arrive in advance, and the one with the highest price will get it!"
Bell ......
The whole town was lively, and when the yamen heard this, they ran out to see that this person was running in one direction.
The official grabbed one of the people and asked, "What are you running for?" ”
Could it be that someone wants to create civil strife?
"Oh, don't pull me, it's too late for a while, and I won't be able to see it. Hurry up, let go! "The official is amazing, huh?
Cut! The officials could not stop me from seeing the blind bear.
Master Hu, who was about to go to work, walked slowly in the alley and heard the voice of the second blind.
One thought:
Bear blind? Wow...... You can't meet such a thing in your life, so quickly pick up your robe and pin it to your belt, let go of your feet and run.
The official touched his head suspiciously, looked at the crowd, and unexpectedly found Master Hu who was running away.
Immediately grabbed "Master, master, what are you running?" ”
When others run, do you run with a master? Shouldn't you have communicated with us first?
"Oh, Liu Haodong! In the square at the gate of the city, someone sells bears and blind men, everyone wants to go and see them, it doesn't matter if they can't afford them, they can see what the blind bears look like! "Shake off Liu Haodong's hand" You tell adults, I asked for half a day off today, I will leave first, and it will be troublesome if I can't find a place for a while." ”
Liu Haodong, one thought:
That's not right!
Isn't that right? Anyway, if you can't say it, it doesn't feel right.
turned around and entered the yamen, and happened to meet Qin An, who led the team out.
"Head, all the people in the town have gone to the square at the gate of the city."
Qin Ming heard it: There can't be any gangsters in the city, right?
"What's the matter?"
The big knife on his waist is already ready to move!
"said that someone hit the blind bear, and the bidding there, everyone ran to see it, and Master Hu also ran away, and the yamen didn't have time to enter."
Qin An......
Can't you finish it in one sitting? The whole Lao Tzu is full of blood!
"Boss, let's go and see, we haven't seen the bear blind, just right, we went, we can still watch it, so as not to have any stampede."
When Qin An heard this, he looked at his brothers again, one by one, his eyes were shining.
"Okay, the matter of public order is the business of our yamen."
I will never admit it, I also want to see what the blind man looks like!
So everything that could go to the yamen went, and when the county commander Hu Yuanan ran out of the study because he couldn't find anyone, he found that the yamen was quiet.
Doubt:
When was this yamen not a group of single dogs screaming and fighting? What kind of big case is this today?
grabbed the official hat and ran, this is all out, there must be a big incident, no one has notified Lord Ben, it must have been a sudden incident.
Running desperately, he collided with the document that suddenly ran out of the corner, and for a moment both of them hit the ground, with their feet in the air!
"Ouch! Who doesn't have eyes so long? Hu Yuanan covered his eyes and pointed at the person who hit him.
Clerk Li Song rubbed his buttocks, "My lord, what are you running?" "It hurts me.
"What are you running?"
If you don't run adults, can I crash like this?
"Ouch, I'll go, my eyes hurt so much." Is it swollen?
"Are my eyes swollen? How do I feel like seeing things get smaller? ”
When Li Song heard this, he hurriedly checked, good guy, this eye is really swollen, black purple, black purple! It's scary to watch.
"My lord, it's swollen, I'll find you a job?"
The yamen is poor and can't afford to support a doctor, and generally the small problems are to find a servant.
When Hu Yuanan heard it, he touched it with his hands, and he could feel it, good guy, it was really swollen, and his brain was still a little dizzy.
"Look at anything, there is no one in the yamen, what is going on, hurry up and help me up, go and see what is going on."
"Ouch, my official hat."
"My lord, the official hat fell to the ground and was dirty, so I guess I can't wear it."
"Hey, forget it, hang your hat on a branch and come back."
Day by day, there is no stop!
As soon as he came out, Hu Yuan'an Hu County ordered to cover his eyes all the time and see the world with his other eye.
"What about this man? Not a single one on the street? Are the shops closed? ”
Frightened, did you wake up and the border pass was breached?
I didn't have time to cover my eyes, just in time to see an old lady trembling and walking in front of her with a cane.
So excited? Isn't there something wrong with this old lady?
"Old man, do you know where people have gone?"
Li Song stopped the old woman and asked.
The old woman straightened up, "Oh, let's go to the city gate square!" Wife, I'm not just about to go! ”
Hu Yuanan:
At this speed, it is estimated that it will be dark in the square at the gate of the city!
"Old woman, what are you going to do there?"
Hu Yuanan helped the old woman away.
"Hey, I heard that someone hit a blind bear and is ready to auction, everyone has never seen a blind bear, no, they all went to see the excitement."
Ouch I'll go, a false alarm! It's dangerous......
"No wonder, the bear blind man only heard the old man say, recently Phoenix Mountain heard the village chief report that he met the bear blind man, and I thought it might be a mistake at that time."
Li Song remembered that someone from a village near Phoenix Mountain had recently said that there was a blind bear.
"I guess that's what I hit." The old woman walked forward with her hands and feet excitedly.
Hu Yuanan is personable, I don't know, at first glance he is a swinger. But if the eyes are normal, it should be!
But at present, with his image, at first glance, he felt that he should climb the wall of a woman, and he was beaten by other men!
As soon as the two of them heard that there was a blind bear, they had to go and see it, they hadn't eaten bear meat yet!
Pulling out her legs and running, the old woman's trembling hand made the crutches tremble.
Hu Yuanan looked back, hey......
This damn goodness......
I spit on myself in my heart!
Turn around and pick up the old woman and run! At her speed, when she goes to the city gate square, she can only go to see a lonely place!
When the two blind returned to the square at the gate of the city, the waterline had been blocked.
"Second blind, how did we get in?"
And that thought of so many people coming? What is too much is that the rich people have put on the seats, benches, melons and fruit snacks.
"You ask me, who do I ask?"
With my brothers, I walked around the crowd and found that I couldn't get in at all.
Finally go around to the outside of the city walls.
"Three fools! Are you sure you can get in here? ”
The second blind followed the brothers and the third fool.
"Yes! I've been in it many times. ”
As he spoke, he was brought to a dog hole.
"That's it, hurry, we'll start in a moment."
"Three fat, can you enter?"
After the three fools climbed in, they asked in the wall.
Holy......
"Three fat, do you have a hole in your brain? Yes! What body type do you not know? "Since you climbed in ahead of your brothers!
You can fuck it, you can climb in! You're squirming around with your big ass right now, and you're obviously stuck!
"Second blind brother, help me!"
The three fat heads are in front of the three fools, and the buttocks are in front of the two blinds.
Two blind want to cry!
"Push hard!"
The second blindly grinded his teeth.
So the three fools who went in first heard it clearly, and pushed the three fats in the direction of the second blind.
The two blind people outside the wall pushed hard in the direction of the three fools.
The three fats were pushed over and ground back by the two parties, and they screamed in pain!
"Pain, stop! Stop it! Woohoo......"
"Why can't you push it?"
The second blind and the third fool asked in unison across the wall.
Three Fat ......
Are you still human? I don't have a brother like you!
The three fats endured the pain
"Can you push me in one direction?" It's flesh in me, it's meat! "Three fools, you pull me out, two blind, push hard!"
Did I understand enough? Yes?
"Tell me earlier! As soon as I listened, pushed, I pushed out. ”
Second Blindness:
Blame me?
Zhang Tian, who was lying on a stretcher, happened to witness everything.
Silently closed his eyes......
He was thinking:
With such an IQ, why don't you worry about being a bandit and not being served by others?