Chapter Forty-Eight: Let the Misunderstanding Happen More Violently

In the end, the two blind people didn't get the three fats into the wall, so they had no choice but to pull the three fats out.

The three fat screamed in pain, because the last blow was kicked out by the second fool.

The two blind don't care about the three fat, "You go back to the square, you can go in, if you can't get in, just wait for us at the city gate." ”

After explaining, several people climbed in through the dog hole.

The two blind people ran to Qian Rushui's side, and when they saw it, the scholars were all sent back to the academy.

At this moment, a few people who came to the academy looked at the empty academy.

We want to go back, really! You don't have to send us back, everyone has gone to see the bear blind, what are we going to do when we come back?

Shi Jinhua was placed next to Zhang Tian, and if he was covered with two more white cloths, it was estimated that the meaning would be about the same.

Li Yuanyuan walked to the middle of the square with a figure-eight step, banging the gong in his hand.

Looking at the crowds of spectators, my hands were a little sweaty for a while.

It's too late to run now, and Qian Rushui is staring coldly on the side.

Dayou: You messed me up, how to die, you choose one, and I promise to meet your posture.

Li Yuanyuan, who was scared, trembled, good again

The onlookers, very face-saving, heard the sound of the gong and quieted down one after another.

"Ladies and gentlemen, today there are dozens of our brothers, and we have gone to half a life, and we have finally beaten this blind bear."

When the onlookers heard this, they looked at the two blind people who were squatting next to the blind bear, one by one with blue noses and swollen faces, and there were still two lying in the stands, and they felt so miserable for a while.

This is taking your life in Bo! Eliminate harm for the people! It's a hero!

Zhang Tian, who was lying down, suddenly felt a little itchy behind him, so he moved it, and the frightened onlookers screamed.

Is this a corpse?

Shi Jinhua:

Hehe......

"Although it was hard work, it could be regarded as a little contribution to the people, and the brothers were all injured, so we discussed and sold the blind bear for money to treat the injuries." As he spoke, he deliberately glanced at the two people lying on the ground.

In front of everyone, I secretly touched it, and there were no tears at all.

The lowly person doesn't know the truth, he can only see the action and can't see whether there are tears.

But according to the action brain, it was unanimously agreed that the two people lying in the stands should not be able to do it.

For a while, the emotions of the crowd were aroused, and the three fats in the crowd were a little silly.

Hearing Li Yuanyuan say this, he saw Li Yuanyuan deliberately glance at Zhang Tian, who was lying still.

Thinking that the boss couldn't survive, he was sad for a while, and shouted to the stands, "I want to save my eldest brother, I have money." In Hanbao's eyes, the boss may not survive.

At this moment, the emotions of the masses have been completely mobilized to eliminate harm for the people, and now they are exchanging bear meat for money to save their lives, no matter how you look at it, it is a bit miserable.

"My family is in the coffin business, and I donated two coffins for free to the two big brothers on the stage." Woo~ It's great.

The second blind grabbed a handful of hair with his brothers, and the people below were excited?

Be all abroad......

But the three fools are not stupid today, and ran to Zhang Tian's side and squatted, "Boss, the owner of the coffin shop said to donate a coffin to you." ”

Zhang Tian's stretched out his hand to catch the three fools, but he couldn't lift his hands for a long time, and he fell hard this time.

The people below saw that this benevolent brother must have been excited that he could be buried in peace.

Qian Rushui stood straight in the middle of the two blinds, looking at the stage with a blank face, a tragic expression on the audience, and a black line on his face.

This beautiful misunderstanding came at a good time.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the auction will begin now, starting with the blind bear's head." Don't ink, people are dying.

The people below listened and quieted down, and the average person would not eat the head of a blind bear, unless the cook would handle it.

"The bear is blind for the first one, and the starting price is five taels."

An old man stood up below, "I'm out of five and a half." ”

Everyone knows that this is the chef of Ruyi Restaurant.

"I'll give six taels."

At this time, the chef of Chunfeng Building stood up and shouted.

"I'm seven taels!"

It is inevitable that these two restaurants will compete with their own restaurants.

"Eight taels!"

Who isn't an old baby yet!

"Nine taels!"

Hmph, can't lose, so many people are watching today.

"Fifteen taels!"

Play and play big! You two keep shouting!

If you don't shout, it's a grandson!

"Twenty taels!"

Holy! Lao Tzu's loess is buried in his mouth, Lao Tzu is afraid of your two grandchildren?

Yo......

This is not to take our Chunfeng Building in your eyes!

"Twenty-five taels!"

Have the ability to follow! Don't look down on you two with me!

Grandson!

I'll go, since the two chefs of Ruyi House and Yingbin Restaurant understand the mouth shape of the chef of Chunfeng Restaurant at the same time!

The angry two rolled up their sleeves, spat on their palms by the way, and then rubbed their palms vigorously.

The two of them were against one person, and they directly took down the cook of Chunfeng Building.

That's the price of swearing, and the onlookers give up a circle and cheer on the drummers on the side.

No one stopped it anyway, and everyone was elated.

Li Yuanyuan, who was on the stage, took advantage of the battle below, and hurriedly ran to Qian Rushui's side, "Girl, we don't have a knife for a while, what do you use to cut the bear's blind head?" ”

The second blind impatiently pushed Li Yuanyuan away: "Does she still need a good knife?" Pointing to the tiger baby, he questioned Li Yuanyuan.

Li Yuanyuan slapped his forehead: "I forgot!" ”

The battle below is fierce, but Li Yuanyuan can't wait, hurry up and ring the gong, settle down, and after a while, the three old gods of wealth will kill themselves to death, who will ask for money?

"Twenty-five taels once! Twenty-five two twice! Twenty-five, two, three times! Deal! ”

The battle below stopped, and the old chef who got up from the ground, with a blue nose and swollen face, came to the stage to lead the bear's head.

At this time, the tiger baby suddenly stood up, and the people below took a step back in unison, and let out "Wow!" in unison! ”

I saw that the tiger baby raised the knife and fell, and the blind bear's head came down.

The knife edge is very complete! The frightened timid children closed their eyes.

The cook who was beaten into a bear's head, holding a bear's head!

In the crowd, I don't know who couldn't hold back a loud laugh of "haha......".

At this moment, everyone else couldn't hold it back, and the bear-headed man was holding the bear's head!

It's really funny how funny it looks, the people on the stage, took the bear head and ran into the crowd amid the laughter of the crowd.

"Below is the bear's forepaw, one hundred and fifty taels to start! Shoot the first one first, and cut it when the transaction is made, ensuring freshness! Start bidding! ”

Now, the rich and rich began to prepare. Bear's paw, the emperor may not be able to meet it if he wants to eat it.

Besides, buying it to give it away also has face, one hundred and fifty taels, which is not much.

"I'll give you one hundred and forty taels."

Landlord Zhang stood up chubbyly.

"The starting price is one hundred and fifty taels! Landlord Zhang......"

The people around him reminded him and laughed, this fat landlord has a good reputation.

"Ouch, excited, excited, I'll give one hundred and seventy taels!"

With a wave of the chubby hand, a smell of wealth wafted away.

"Landlord Zhang, I'm sorry, I'm going to give 200 taels." Li Yuanwai stood up and arched his hand.

"To be polite, it's all bidding, and the one with the highest price wins."

It means that if you have money, you can only take it out, less than you, count me as losing!

"I'll give 300 taels!"

A small guy in the crowd held a stick, and the stick was tied with a red cloth, and it kept shaking.

I saw no one with a stick.

For a while, the people in front didn't know the situation behind, and Li Yuan saw that someone was robbing "this ......" with him, what do you call it? "This stick brother, in the next 320 taels, can you cut love."

I saw that the stick brothers suddenly stood up, and finally saw each other's faces.

Stick brothers ride on someone else's shoulder, waving the red flag.

"Outside Li Yuan, my old lady has explained, you must bring a bear's paw." It means that I am bound to win.

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say."

"I'll give you three hundred and fifty taels." No one can rob me of food!

Landlord Zhang shouted domineeringly.

"I'll give five hundred taels!"

Brother Stick shouted the highest price!

At this time, no one shouted, and Li Yuanyuan's excited hands were trembling.

The gongs don't go well.

The second fool reacted quickly, took the gong and struck it!

"Five hundred taels once! Five hundred two times! Five hundred two or three times! "The gong stops" deal! ”

Now it's time for the tiger baby to play, the same one-size-fits-all, and the people watching it suddenly tightened.

The next one was much smoother, and the four bear paws alone shot 3,000 taels, plus other parts, a total of more than 5,000 taels.

Qin An and his subordinates were enthusiastic, and they all wanted to resign and go to the mountains to fight the bear blind.

When Hu Yuanan squeezed in, there was only a bear butt left, looking at the county magistrate with purple eyes.

Qin An immediately ran over, "My lord, what's wrong with your eyes?" ”

"What about the blind bear?" Why is there only a pool of blood left?

"Sold out! And a bear ass! Do you want it, adult? ”

The second blind handed the bear blind man's ass to Hu Yuanandao.

Hu Yuanan......

What do I want your ass for?

At this time, Qian Rushui just turned around and left, Hu Yuanan glanced at it and felt a little familiar, but he couldn't remember it.

"Hey, hey, my lord, do you want an ass?"

The second blind saw the county order staring at Qian Rushui, and immediately aimed the big ass of the blind bear at Hu Yuanan's face!

Second Blindness:

Hmph, those who are officials want to harm beautiful women!

In an instant, Hu Yuanan was almost sent away by the blind bear's ass!

"You ......" vomited...... "You ......" wow, "Wow, wow, vomited all the overnight meals."

The people surrounding Hu Xian Ling jumped up and took a step back.

My lord's secret weapon is quite unexpected!