Everyone in the village knows that the Shi family is going to hold a warm house on the fifth day of the first month.

Shi Jinhua had a rare boldness, and began to hang up the street lamps when he came down from the official road.

Well

It's the lantern

The problem is that it is waterproof and windproof, and the road is repaired, wide and flat.

The lamp has been pressed all over the village, and the village is responsible for lighting the lamp by the thousand-year-old bachelor Ma San.

In the morning, when the sky is bright, turn off the lights, and maintain it when there is nothing to do, and add lamp oil.

For the first time, the old village chief looked at the street lamps lit up, and tears came to his eyes.

I can't imagine that I will still live to see such a new life, old man.

"What do you keep crying about?"

Shi Jinhua asked?

Wasn't this old man quite excited just now?

Say cry or cry? Just laugh at it?

wayward

"I'm happy, old man, it's all thanks to you."

"It's not me, it's my wife."

A few nights ago, he kissed his mother and came back at night, and when he entered the house, he muttered:

"It's all so dark."

It can be seen that his mother-in-law is not used to being dark at night.

Money Like Water:

Yes, not used to it.

So he gritted his teeth, ate vegetables every day, drank porridge and saved money, and pressed the street lamp in the village.

The Shi family didn't go to see the people at the lantern ceremony at the moment, holding a bowl:

Clear

It's time to raise fish.

"What do you do? Three silly? ”

Zhang Tian asked, is this stupid being hungry and stupid these days?

"Whew......"

The three fools screamed, and the others were frightened and stood up.

"Uncle is not kind, I have 38 grains of rice in the bowl at noon, and it becomes 28 grains at night."

It's just too insidious

If he hadn't been able to beat the girl, he would have definitely beaten his uncle.

Others listen:

I'll go to your grandma

It's a fucking second shit.

"I'll give you another ten grains, you can eat them quickly."

This baby is hungry, and it is estimated that she has lost a lot of weight.

When the others heard this, they looked at the two blind and the three stupid, holding the bowl, far away.

Stupidity is contagious.

Qian Rushui and the tiger baby also looked at the water in the bowl, and their stomachs were growling with hunger.

"Smack!"

Qian put the chopsticks on the water and stood up.

It looked like someone was going to fight.

The following people think:

The girl couldn't help it, and the girl was ready to beat up the aunt.

Everyone is looking forward to it and excited

The mouth is light enough to raise fish.

"Girl, where are you going?"

Yan Xiangxi stood up and asked, this girl seemed to be hungry.

"Into the mountains."

hum

The dead dog man slammed the door, can I still starve him to death?

Others listened:

"Girl, let's go too."

There is always a way out if you don't starve to death, my uncle is too picky.

Yan looked west at his feet, sat down silently, and drank porridge quietly.

Since everyone doesn't eat it, all the rice in the bowl is his.

The best food these days is Qian Lao and Qian Qinsheng, as well as Mama and milk dolls.

Qian Lao looked at a plate of green vegetables and a plate of dried radish and fried meat on the table.

He looked at the dry rice in the bowl and asked:

"You, sister, have you run out of money lately?"

The entire Zhenguo Mansion was vacated by the people who had eaten the same meal for four days in a row.

"Ah sir, we're good, we have dry rice."

Don't be dissatisfied, you don't know how to be blessed in the midst of blessings.

Then take out the diced meat the size of red beans in the dried radish:

"At least there's meat to eat."

Too much money to listen to:

……

I didn't react, old man, what does this mean?

Qin Bo replied on the side:

"Except for this and the general and the milk doll, everyone else drinks porridge, and the village evening lady sends dried radish."

I won't mention the porridge, I'm afraid that the old man won't be able to think of it, he has never eaten like this in the first war?

"Why?"

Famine? Or is the border gate chaotic? The court collapsed?

"I heard that Sister Ah felt that the road in the village was dark at night, and that nerd pressed the lights in the village."

Qian Qinsheng's elegant dining, this etiquette is the standard of royal aristocracy.

"Nonsense, that's your brother-in-law, what a nerd is not a fool."

There is too much money, glaring and saying, this kid, his mouth is getting worse and worse.

Qian Qinsheng listened to it and thought to himself:

I didn't say yes.

At this time, Shi Jinhua was still comforting the old village chief, he was afraid that the other party would be excited, what should he do?

"Hey......"

The old village chief sighed, very melancholy.

"What's wrong with you?"

It's harder to serve than my mother-in-law.

"It's too close to the border, and it's not a good thing to get rich."

Shi Jinhua listened and understood the old village chief's worries.

"So what do you say?"

I had no money, and I had porridge for days.

"I don't know about the old man."

"But old man, I know that the border can't be peaceful forever."

ay

The loess is almost overhead, and these young people are still very stupid and naïve.

Li Kui ran over and saw the old village chief in:

"Ah, the old village chief is here, why don't you go back? Your home is going to be turned upside down. ”

Good guy, the daughter-in-law beats her mother-in-law, it's really a big drama of the year.

"What is the day?"

Big night, uncomfortable to eat?

"The battle between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is too tragic."

Li Kui took the old village chief's hand and said as he walked.

Shi Jinhua, who watched it, felt wooden in his heart, and with Li Kui's physique, he pulled the old village chief like flying a kite.

Hurry up and run after you:

"Brother Li, don't be so rude. Stop, or you'll be overwhelmed. ”

Li Kui listened, only to stop and look:

Oh......

Careless

Is it too late to apologize?

I am afraid

"Are you afraid that old man, I will die too slowly? Or are you afraid that I will affect the speed of your take-off? ”

Shi Jinhua listened, and said simply:

"He's afraid you're going too slow."

Li Kui: ......

What are you telling the truth?

"Forget it, I'll carry you on my back, and when you arrive, it is estimated that Granny Cuiping will vomit blood."

The old village chief was bumped all the way, and when he arrived at the door, he was finally put down.

A slap in the face:

"Lao Tzu almost made you lose your breath!"

Eight lambs of the king

Lao Tzu was almost vomited in his back......

Only then did I see a group of idle people around the door of my house.

Li Kui took a look:

Yo

You can't squeeze it in

Listening to the voice, the fight between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law turned into a husband and wife fight.

"It's all gone!"

A bunch of salty radish bastards.

was yelled at by Li Kui, and the crowd dispersed and came out one by one.

When Li Kui pulled the old village chief all the way into his door.

The old village chief was almost squeezed into a piece of paper, and Shi Jinhua was also pulled in by Li Kui.

It was so difficult for the old village chief to go back to his home for the first time in his life.

scolded my mother in my heart:

Old arms and legs, almost separated from each other.

It's sour

Let him want to beat people

The point is that who the fuck put a stinky fart in the crowd?

You won't be able to get in and out!

Li Kui saw that the old village chief was stuck by the crowd and almost wanted to kick someone.

"Let you disperse, what are you doing?"

The whole village is coming?

Isn't it just that the whole village is here, and there are street lights in the village on the first night.

Didn't you see Mama Jiang there?

There are several villages of the same age as Mama Jiang, and one by one they are squeezed and don't have to walk by themselves.

They were all carried by the crowd, and no one wanted to go back.

The liveliness of the village chief's house may be able to watch this meeting for a lifetime.

Li Kui took a look:

I'll you

People who climb the trees and watch, you're fucking too much.

"Forget it, I'll help you."

If you don't go in again, you're afraid of your life. As he spoke, he lifted the old village chief, and put it on Li Kui's head in the same posture as a bird.

At this moment, the old village chief completely looked down on the world.

The air is also fresh

People are also loose

Inhale and exhale in large gulps.

At this time, I heard:

"Boom~呲~"

A sound, very melodious.

I almost gave Wen Xiangnian, and after a long time, this fart turned out to be released by Li Kui.

The old village chief's eyes were hot, and he finally found that Shi Jinhua was gone.

Romance