Chapter 100: Pull out the radish and bring out the puree
At this time, Shi Jinhua swaggered in from the back door of the old village chief's house.
When Li Kui changed from holding it to putting his head on the stomach of the old village chief to get people in, he saw Shi Jinhua supporting Cuiping's mother-in-law on the ground.
The old village chief was very curious with Li Kui:
How did this man crowd faster than they did?
"Andy, how did you get in?"
Shi Jinhua listened and glanced up at the back door.
"Walked in from there."
The two looked at each other
There is no one at the back door, and the door is not closed, that is:
The farts of the two of us came out, and this guy walked in through the back door without saying a word?
"Why didn't you tell us?"
Hurt us to squeeze for a long time!
The old village chief pointed at Shi Jinhua and asked?
Shi Jinhua listened to it and thought to himself:
I told you, but I didn't pay attention to the shouting.
Look again
You're squeezing so hard, he can't bear to bother.
So he left on his own......
The old village chief didn't have time to wait for Shi Jinhua to answer, so he took the hand of the old woman and his wife and asked:
"How's it going?"
Meng Cuiping cried breathlessly:
"Old man, I'm sorry for you, you didn't agree to her entering the door at the beginning, I saw that my son was depressed every day, and I persuaded you to agree when my heart softened."
This woman is really ruthless!
The old village chief looked at his daughter-in-law who was pressed and beaten by his son, and glared at Li Kui.
When do you still watch fights?
"I'll pull it away right away."
I'm sorry
I was fascinated
Ha ha......
Li Kui pulled Liu Jiang away and said:
"Okay, if you kill people again, you are old and young, but you can't eat dead people's food."
Zhang Hongying, who was beaten, hurriedly hid in the corner and secretly looked at the person in front of her.
Liu Chaonan was very sad when he saw his father and mother fighting, and his eyes were like wolf cubs, looking at Zhang Hongying.
"What's going on?"
The old village chief asked angrily.
"She steals people, she is so bold, she is in the haystack outside the back door of the house."
Meng Cuiping pointed at Zhang Hongying and roared:
"This is not to take our Liu family seriously, old man, divorce her!"
"I thought, I'll go to the village for a walk in a while, and I'll go and close the back door, that thought, Ma San's light is fast."
As soon as it was light, he saw a foot leaking out of the haystack. Frightened, Ma San fell down the stairs. ”
Shi Jinhua (Li Kui):
What else is there to mention at this time?
"I heard a voice and ran out, called someone, and arrested someone, and saw that it was her and her cousin!"
The sky is thundering, and it is like five thunders
"Woo~"
Meng Cuiping was angry, and her whole body was trembling.
"What about the man?"
"Here, Master Liu."
Ma San and a few men threw the tied man in front of the old village chief.
Liu Jiang took a look:
A green grassland overhead
I'm your ancestors
"Lao Tzu killed you!"
Liu Jiang, who suddenly burst out, kicked directly on the other party's stomach.
When the old village chief saw that Wang Banhang was coming, he relieved himself and asked.
"How's the old woman?"
Wang Banhang said after inspection:
"I'm old, I can't breathe, I have a leg injury, and I have to take care of it."
The old village chief frowned:
"Why is there a wound on the leg?"
Meng Cuiping didn't want to be old anymore, and pointed at Zhang Hongying:
"She wanted the wild man to run away and kick her in the face."
The old village chief has always looked down on this only daughter-in-law.
But who told his son to be willing? The old woman is also willing, and he doesn't want to make his family unhappy.
"Liu Jiang, stop."
Liu Jiang stopped, looking at his own Lao Tzu with red eyes.
Grievances......
Lao Tzu was greened......
"What do you want to do? Let me tell you in advance, our Liu family doesn't want unclean women. ”
It means that if you want it, you will take your mother-in-law and baby out.
"Dad, I'm going to divorce her!"
Zhang Hongying climbed in front of Liu Jiang in fright:
"Chaonan's father, you forgive me once, I won't dare next time."
was taken back, he couldn't live, and his cousin had a tigress at home.
The mother's family is even poorer, and the Jiang family is full of food, warm clothing, and good housing.
"Impossible!"
Liu Jiang's angry eyes bulged out, and he kicked away the woman on the ground who had once been his heart.
"If you touch Lao Tzu's clothes now, Lao Tzu wants to vomit."
Zhang Hongying didn't believe it, so she rushed over and hugged Liu Jiang's legs:
"Daddy, I really know it's wrong."
Liu Jiang screamed, leaned against the wall, and threw up, really vomiting.
"Hugh, Hugh."
Liu Jiang, who had eased up, said it loudly, turned around and vomited again.
"Why should you divorce me? At the beginning, my cousin and I were childhood sweethearts, but it was your Liu family who broke us up. ”
"What does it have to do with our Liu family?"
Liu Jiang looked at his mother-in-law in disbelief, who had slept for several years.
"Hmph, why doesn't it matter? Because your Liu family is better than your cousin's family, you will give a bride price! ”
Otherwise, she and her cousin are a couple!
"Why didn't you say it in the first place? And ...... to me, "Secretly send autumn waves?"
"Heh......"
Why am I telling you? Could it be to tell you the truth:
I'm also afraid of poverty, I'm also afraid of hunger?
"If it weren't for the street lights tonight, I wouldn't have been discovered."
As he spoke, he glanced at Shi Jinhua.
Shi Jinhua:
So I'm to blame for this?
The village chief took a look:
Her ancestor's, since she dared to blame him for the pet treasure in the village.
took the medicine bottle in his hand and smashed it directly into Zhang Hongying's face.
"Bastard!"
Zhang Hongying laughed:
"I've been married to your Liu family for a few years, and I'm not a bastard that day?"
Yilai stretched out her hand to open her mouth, and she didn't have to go to the ground, if she hadn't been discovered, she didn't know how happy she would have been in this life.
"Okay, since it was our Liu family who broke you up, Andy, write Hugh down and let them press their handprints."
The old village chief didn't bother to talk nonsense with Zhang Hongying, and directly asked Shi Jinhua to write a letter of resignation.
Shi Jinhua listened and wrote on the pen, ink, paper and inkstone that Li Kui took out.
Roughly what it means:
Today, in a certain village, the first daughters of a certain family, married into her mother-in-law's family for a few years, what did she do during this period, and finally stole people, and who stole it, and wrote it, a certain village, the first son in a certain family, and finally a summary.
It is hereby proved that the in-laws divorced someone, and then drew a charge.
Zhang Hongying doesn't want to draw, and if she paints, she won't have a good time in the future.
Liu Jiang threw Zhang Hongying's clothes out, "Take it, get out with your cousin!" ”
From then on, Zhang Hongying's cousin Zheng Xiaodong didn't say a word.
"It's okay to go, give me the south!"
Zhang Hongying mentioned with an indifferent attitude.
When the Liu family heard this, they were angry and wanted to do it again.
"I won't go with you, I don't have a mother like you!"
Liu Chaonan hugged Meng Cuiping and cried.
Zhang Hongying felt uncomfortable at the moment, looking at Liu Jiang:
"He's not your son."
With her son, she can go to her cousin's house, and without this son, she will have to live on the streets.
Meng Cuiping couldn't accept it, pointed at Zhang Hongying, and fainted.
The scene suddenly became quiet, staring at Zhang Hongying, Zheng Xiaodong and Liu Chaonan.
Liu Chaonan was stunned, he wasn't the Liu family?
Money is like water, a group of people, eating and drinking in the mountains and swaying down the mountain.
I just passed by the door of the old village chief's house and took a look.
There is a lively look, immediately like a dog seeing bones.
"Girl, let's go and see." His face was full of excitement.
Zhang Tian looked at the crowd and the people hanging on the trees.
"Why is it so quiet?"
The three fools wondered.
It's a bit out of the ordinary......
"Girl, my aunt is inside, let's go in through the back door."
Niu Erkang had already run to find his way, and he would come stupidly.
"I'm sure you haven't heard of it."
Qian Hula led a group of people in through the back door.
Shi Jinhua saw that his wife was coming, and hurriedly grabbed the money like water.
"Don't look."
The man in the binding, bare.
Qian Rushui's eyes suddenly darkened, and the dead dog man blocked his eyes with his hands.
Zhang Tian and a group of people saw it, and consciously surrounded the money like water, not letting her see the people on the ground.
"It's the same as bean sprouts, and you still learn to sleep with other people's mothers-in-law?"
The second blindly pointed to a certain position of Zheng Xiaodong and said.
"You know a fart, a radish and a pit, how to pull it, the hole can change with the size of the radish, haven't you heard of pulling out the radish and bringing out the mud? , the size and length of the woman, has no effect at all. ”
When everyone heard:
I'll go!
talent
terrible
It can also be explained like this.
looked at Zhang Tian with admiration, and thought:
This girl must be a veteran......
Romance