The bald monk, surnamed Chen, used to be a good man......

It's a pity that because his daughter-in-law has some color, he is a little sloppy, so he ......

The daughter-in-law staged a swing scene with the rich second generation in the town, and he was found out......

That scene, how exciting and exciting......

His daughter-in-law has never swung with him, but she is untidy and swings with others......

He felt unbearable for this breath! So he jumped out and beat up his daughter-in-law, and he still felt angry!

I thought to myself:

Since you like excitement so much, Lao Tzu will satisfy you!

thereupon

This goods, as soon as his brain twitched, he secretly carried a kitchen knife and touched the room of the rich second generation.

The moon is dark and the wind is high, and killing people is the happiest!

So he left the dog man and woman in their house.

had to ask the two of them to give him a live physical performance......

Can the two of them agree? Naturally I can't, don't say if I want to do it!

Just saying that this is scary, it is not suitable for the posture of a fairy fight!

Chen Meng took a look:

Hey!

This guy is so fucking cheap! I won't take advantage of the opportunity, I have to like to be sneaky!

Yes!

Lao Tzu will satisfy you!

It just so happened that before his death, he was in the pig breeding business.

Wandering around the villages with a pig all day long......

The pig uses a lot of medicine, since he has to do it.

If a pack of medicine goes down, the pig can't withstand it, so people naturally don't need to talk about it......

Pour the medicine directly into the other party's mouth until after watching the animal world for half an hour.

Only then did he pick up the lamp oil that he had prepared a long time ago and pour it into his house.

A fire was thrown in, and there was a fire, and there was a bang......

Immediately got up, turned around and ran away with a kitchen knife......

Disheartened and cornered, what should I do?

Go home!

After being a monk for a year, I swept the floor, fetched water, and meditated......

Life has been okay, but since a year later.

The abbot came to him.

"Jealousy, follow me."

Chen Meng listened, followed the abbot and left, where to go?

Fuck it, go underground!

Although I am confused, who calls someone an abbot?

Let's go!

Huh!

Take a look underground!

Fuck you, it's an entertainment venue! Hey!

the uncle!

He meditated on it and ate vegetarian, swept the floor and carried water, it turned out that in the eyes of others, he was just a subordinate in monk's clothes!

"This is the prefect's wife, quickly toast the lady."

The abbot changed his gentle face, and his eyes were full of desire......

Chen Meng:

Could it be that Lao Tzu has been struggling in the mud pond all his life?

Chen Meng took a sip of wine, a little dizzy, and the abbot smiled at the prefect's wife and withdrew.

After a while, the abbot, who had withdrawn, took down the bricks from the wall......

A pair of greedy eyes, appreciating with relish, pleasing things......

During this time, Chen Meng, who came, did not refuse, what young lady, Mrs. Zhang, Mrs. Li, what widow Miss Zhang......

After half a year of this kind of life, I found that this thing was a bit boring.

So I secretly went down the mountain and went to the government to report the temple!

Awesome!

What's more, the city is full of wind and rain, and the friends who have gone to Wushan together!

It's all reported by him, and others don't believe it!

Does it matter? He just needs to secretly spread out the special marks on those little friends......

Outsiders don't believe it, it doesn't matter, just believe it......

These days, friends, it's quite exciting!

If a woman is unfaithful, she must be punished......

Stir this up, hey! Pat your ass and walk away......

Don't take away a cloud, behind the deep merit and fame......

Just when I felt that life was boring, I met the Northwest Army conscription.

Alone, carrying a kitchen knife, immediately participate in the registration!

On the battlefield, he killed the enemy bravely, but his mind was not right, and he was punished by the leader.

The reason is that he used his own people to block the enemy's sword!

Who wants to fight with you for this kind of person?

The people who can fight together are the ones who feel comfortable handing over their backs to each other!

He can't!

Luoyang City appreciated him very much, and he was promoted all the way, and finally became one of the right-hand men......

"Find out! Kill him! ”

The bald Chen Meng said irritably!

"Head, this~"

They've killed too many innocent people......

They are soldiers, not bandits, they can fight for power, but if they are suspected, they will be killed!

Are they still the military? It's a murderous weapon, it's almost the same!

"Are you the head? Or is Lao Tzu the head? ”

Don't listen to me? You're just tired of being crooked......

When his subordinates heard this, they immediately lowered their heads and remained silent......

You're the head, you have the final say......

After eating, a group of people immediately went out to look for ......

I looked for the sunset, but I didn't find any trace of each other......

"Damn! Why did it suddenly disappear? ”

Chen Meng felt more and more suspicious about the other party, and decided in his heart that a group of people with money like water were looking for someone by themselves!

The thought of passing shoulders three times really made him angry!

"This time, I'll see where else you can run!"

You have to kill each other!

"Head, I inquired, they came here and only had contact with Ma Bandit."

A man walked into the inn and told him what he knew.

"Horse bandits?"

"Yes, nestled in the green hills under the Hengduan Mountains."

"What's so unusual about them?"

"No, according to people at the time, the two sides almost fought!"

At that time, people just looked at the action of the Discipline Inspection Commission Qu holding his head in fear.

I thought that the two sides were going to fight......

After watching it for a long time, in the end, Ma Bandit Ji scolded and left with people......

"Not bad! At least that's a clue! ”

Early the next morning

The bald Chen Meng immediately led people out of the room and went straight to Qingshan.

As soon as I went, I was dumbfounded!

There is a road, but there is no trace of it!

"Head, there's no way."

A group of people looked at the mountain in a daze, and there was a push of stones in front of them.

The road is broken here......

The bald Chen Meng turned over and dismounted, walking around in place!

If you use your brain, even if you stir his head evenly, he won't think about it!

What can I do?

And the cubs, who were keeping watch in the shadows, looked out from the inside.

"Someone is coming, go back and tell the eldest brother!"

"Okay, don't make a fuss."

"Don't worry, Lao Tzu is just a fart, and they can't hear it."

The condescending feeling gave him a glimpse of the crowd below.

At this time, the Commission for Discipline Inspection Qu was squatting on the big stone, sad Qiuyue!

"Big brother! Eldest brother! Big! Elder brother! ”

Commission for Discipline Inspection:

This is, going to die?

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A stone was dropped and smashed on the other party~

"Say!"

It's like your mother wants to marry for the second time!

"Big brother, someone is coming! Big bald head! ”

Chen Meng:

Lao Tzu has a name!

When the Commission for Discipline Inspection heard this, he stood up and said:

"Come on, what's exciting?"

Found it so soon?

"Big brother, do you want to do it?"

The other party's bald head was too bright, and the sun shone on him, flashing his eyes.

"What are you doing? You also need a reason to do it, you give Lao Tzu a reason to do it! ”

Dry, dry! How? Cut it directly? Stupid!

"Big brother, his head is too bright, reflective, and it hits my eyes! Does it count? ”

Commission for Discipline Inspection:

……

"Count! Damn, if you get a bald head, you should wear a hat! ”

"Yes, big brother, this kind of person is too selfish! Don't think about other people's eyes at all! ”

"Yes!"

As he spoke, he jumped down from the big rock and walked directly to the horse bandits' den.

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