Chapter 440: The bald head is too bright and flashes my eyes
When I arrived at the horse bandits' den, I saw Xie Kun being courteous by the side of the tiger baby again.
Poof
An arrow in the chest!
Heart stitch!
Pretending not to see it, he walked over and walked between Huwa and Xie Kun.
hit Xie Kun hard, Xie Kun is a slut.
It was like being weak and unable to take care of himself, and he was directly knocked to the ground.
When Huwa saw it, she lifted Xie Kun up like a noodle......
Commission for Discipline Inspection:
β¦β¦
Xie Kun smiled and said:
"Tiger girl, thank you." As he spoke, he took out a piece of candy from his bosom and said, "Eat sugar." β
He now deeply understands the way to get along with the tiger baby!
Feeding!
Commission for Discipline Inspection:
My heart is so messed up and needs some blanks! God is not here, and forgot to arrange it for me......
Whew......
Huwa took the candy and smiled at Xie Kun......
This smile, in the eyes of normal people, is stupid.
But in the eyes of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, it is particularly dazzling!
And Shi Jinhua finally showed the other party his palmistry in the scattered Ji Sa splashing and rolling.
Sanren Ji, looking at Shi Jinhua's palms, said:
"Both parents are dead, right?"
Shi Jinhua:
I don't want to admit it under it!
"Yes."
"Four brothers and sisters in the family?"
Shi Jinhua:
Hehe......
"Yes."
"The relationship between brothers and sisters is thin, and there is no blessing~"
Shi Jinhua:
It's all exclamation marks in my heart!
"Old man, there are two hits, then you can calculate it for my aunt, is his eldest brother dead?"
Zhang Tian was holding a machete and listening very attentively.
"Okay, you write a word, old man see."
As he spoke, he handed the pen to Shi Jinhua, and everyone else looked at Shi Jinhua and thought:
What to write?
Thinking about it, Shi Jinhua waved his pen and wrote:
look for
Sanrenji:
Belch?
Pulling back and forth with his hands, he finally held a dog like a hermit master and said:
"Find a word and add a pen, it becomes me! Don't worry, sooner or later you will find it, but there is just a lack of an opportunity. β
Zhang Tian's group of people:
It's really good!
"What's missing?"
The monkey asked earnestly on the side, and everyone listened very seriously.
It's just that people are scattered and regarded as god operators!
"The heavenly machine cannot be leaked, and the heavenly machine cannot be leaked......"
As soon as this sentence came out, a group of people immediately sobered up:
"Cut!" I thought it was very good......
It's like a dick with two blinds, and if you can't figure it out, you can't say it's counted!
What other heavenly opportunities should not be revealed? The devil believes you!
"That means that the eldest brother of my uncle's family is still alive?"
Agu asked, and the others stared at Sanren Ji again.
"Don't leak it!"
Agu:
No, let's beat him!
It's too much of a bully!
"How lucky is my uncle?"
A group of people are curious......
"Bad luck to meet your son?"
God-given good fate, this blessing is enough for his Shi family's ancestral tomb to make trouble......
Ancestors of the Shi family:
Hehe......
It's smoking!
But that's infuriating......
Sanren Ji didn't finish speaking, but he chose to shut up!
With a lot of mouths, it is easy to commit the way of heaven......
"Daddy!"
The Commission for Discipline Inspection ran in from outside......
Roar, a group of people in the house, almost drew their knives to greet each other!
Damn!
Scares Lao Tzu a lot......
"I'm going to die!" So loud!
After the skills of Sanren Ji were demonstrated today, he was very satisfied.
"Dad, the bald head is here, do you want to do it?"
"Why?"
Sanren Ji asked rhetorically.
No one took the initiative to provoke you, so you just opened your mouth and went to others?
Are you sick? Horse bandits aren't like that!
"His head is so bright that he blinds my eyes!"
Is this reason enough? Is there any banditry?
Zhang Tian's group of people:
it!
This man is even more shameless than them!
Promising!
"Where?"
"Outside the mountains."
After the Discipline Inspection Commission replied, he turned around and went to find a big knife similar to the Qinglong Crescent Moon.
The big knife resisted, and immediately made Zhang Tian and a group of people feel that the machete in their hands was not fragrant......
"Guys, we can go and try to solve the problem peacefully with each other."
Shi Jinhua silently said this on the side......
When the others heard this, they all looked at Shi Jinhua, and secretly said in their hearts:
Poor child.
How many people's brains have been mutilated by reading?
Sanren Ji listened and said:
"Okay, it's very good to have a loving heart, so that you can discuss a peaceful life with the other party in a while."
Shi Jinhua:
Aren't you going together?
"I'm willing to try it in the future."
"Scholars, convincing people with reason, very correct."
Sanren Ji said with a deep smile......
So a group of people walked out of the cottage and went to the cave.
"Please, Shi Gongzi, get out of here, go around, and you can appear behind them."
The Commission for Discipline Inspection pointed to a small hole and said......
He's going to see how this nerd convinces people today......
Shi Jinhua listened, put the spear down, and really walked out.
Chen Meng's group of people outside were already very impatient when they were spinning in circles!
"Head, what's next?"
Chen Menggang wanted to say:
Walk!
, the sound of walking suddenly sounded behind him, and a group of people immediately drew their knives and turned around......
A group of people inside the cave
"Brother Tian, my uncle won't be in danger, right?"
"What danger can there be? It's not like he can't hide. β
Zhang Tian stared outside and said......
"Uncle is still too tender."
The second blind didn't know where to take out a whetstone and sharpen his machete.
"What do you know, my uncle has been in the village since he was a child, except for reading, everything else is blank, what is this called?"
Li Yuanyuan thought about it for a long time and didn't come up with it, how to describe the other party appropriately.
"This is called simplicity, life has not been rendered, and space is white."
Sanren Ji also watched it very attentively from the side......
The heart of a child is talking about these young people who are not afraid of tigers when they are newborn calves!
It's good to be young!
Outside the cave
"Who are you?"
Chen Meng asked.
He was pretty sure that this wasn't the person they were looking for......
"Head, this is the guy with that little white face."
Meaning, if you catch him, they can let him lead the way!
"In Xiashi Jinhua, I don't know why Your Excellency is staying here?"
"Is this your land?"
Chen Meng asked.
Shi Jinhua:
β¦β¦
"It's not."
"So what do you ask this for? Looking for death? β
Shi Jinhua:
"Zi said: Be kind to others, you will be blessed, why should Your Excellency be so irritable?"
"Grumpy your mother!"
Shi Jinhua:
β¦β¦
At this time, the second blind in the cave said:
"This show just met a soldier, is it reasonable?"
Sanrenji:
"Sort of."
"Two blind! will use idioms! β
Li Yuanyuan gave a thumbs up to the second blind and praised.
Outside the cave
Zi said: Rats have skin, people have no etiquette, what is the point of not dying? Why are you so rude? β
Bald Chen Meng's group of people:
What is this stupid hat talking about?
"Head, he said, we might as well die as rats."
Chen Meng:
"Lao Tzu will let you die first!"
Damn, I actually scolded them in a different way......
It's great to be able to read, isn't it?
Bah!
"Hack him to death, scholar, it's a fucking hypocrisy!"
One by one, as if superior to others......
Lecture this all day long, accuse this......
Actually, fuck, it's useless at all......
The military generals will always look down on the hypocritical and useless faces of the literati!
Bah!
Rubbish!
Shi Jinhua:
In the next, naΓ―ve!
As he spoke, he ran back, and if he couldn't win, he ran away......
The people in the cave who looked at it were stunned......
Uncle, amazing!
was so shameless, turned around and ran......
Bah!
Admire......
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Closed and went to bed
Romance