Shi Jinhua looked at the rice bucket with a blue nose and swollen face, and was trying to carry the flagpole......

Shi Jinhua:

……

"Good work."

Aside from this, he didn't know what to say......

The gates were closed, and they couldn't get in......

"Uncle, if you're hungry, let's go find something to eat, right?"

"Where to look?"

Shi Jinhua asked rhetorically......

I always felt a little panicked in my heart, and said secretly:

Is something wrong with the lady?

"Come with me, uncle, let's go to the nearby Lijia Village to find a good friend for me for one night."

Niu Erkang stood up and said, no one cared at the moment, Zhang Tian and Agu, who were beating each other not far away......

This kind of thing happens every day, and they are used to it......

"You're so broad?"

Liu Xin asked in shock......

"It's a little funny! I'm also doing good deeds in disguise. ”

Niu Erkang is not ashamed but proud, and he is shy......

"Fuck your sister! the chicken feathers! Beware, half hanging won't save you! ”

After Zhang Tian threw Agu down the slope, he walked over and slapped Niu Erkang on the head......

"Or, go back to Damiao Town, and you will mess with me?"

Xie Kun especially admired Niu Erkang's certain ability......

"Don't!"

Lao Tzu will never be a cowherd......

"Oh, yes, Kang, you listen to my brother tell you."

Xie Kun didn't give up, and continued to prepare to bathe the other party's head......

"Don't listen!"

Gentlemen, you must not bow your head!

"Look, follow me, you can satisfy yourself, and you can make money, you see that you are now, although you are satisfied, you don't have the money to buy a bullwhip."

Niu Erkang:

……

Fuck your uncle!

Lao Tzu needs a bullwhip?

Shi Jinhua looked at the three flags, and had one thing in his heart, after landing......

I'm starting to feel like something else......

thereupon

"Brother Niu."

Niu Erkang:

……

Brother Niu?

"Uncle, don't scare me!"

I'm going, coldly, and suddenly a sentence of Brother Niu came and completely wiped out Lao Tzu......

When the brothers are together, they either call him by his full name or greet his mother directly......

As for the widows, either they call him a calf cow or a man of mine......

Gee......

For the first time, someone called him Brother Niu!

This feeling, wah-quack......

Refreshing!

"Ahem~" The gesture has to be put up, "Uncle, you're welcome, there's something, you say!" ”

Shi Jinhua listened, a little shy, how to talk about this?

"That~ then you, can you tell me, how~how~" How to make a woman willing?

"Uncle, what did you say?"

Shi Jinhua looked like he had been constipated for half a year......

He wants to cry!

This unspeakable weakness made him deeply feel a sense of frustration......

I was presumptuous in the next!

"Excuse me."

Drop a sentence and walk directly sideways......

Niu Erkang:

……

"Inexplicable~"

I hate this kind of person the most, half of the people who fart ~

Next time, put it again, it stinks to death!

The people who got it up and down, he looked indifferent~

When I arrived at Lijia Village, a group of gentlemen appeared in front of Niu Erkang's good house~

Niu Erkang saw that no one was following for a long time, so he turned his head and said:

"Let's go in!"

Shi Jinhua's group of people listened, and took a step back from the unity~

They don't!

I didn't expect it at first, but now they suddenly thought of it~

A group of bigwigs went to a widow's house~ Whether this widow has a reputation or not, they don't know~

However, their reputation is estimated to be a little embarrassing~

"We're not going."

"How?"

Niu Erkang was stunned, didn't you agree to come?

"Not quite right."

Shi Jinhua said, feeling the soil on his face fall into his mouth~

I want to vomit, but I can't vomit~

"Uncle, go to the city gate tower and wait, it's almost dawn~"

Zhang Tian rarely took it seriously for a while, and he was involved with the widow~

They were full of mouths, and they couldn't figure it out......

"Okay."

As he spoke, a group turned around and left Lijia Village......

Along the way, no one spoke, except for the sound of the night wind blowing the flag......

They were tired and hungry......

What about people who are fools with money? can eat and sleep, don't worry about it at all, as long as it doesn't involve life and death, this thing is estimated to be able to live any day......

No, just after wandering around from the edge of life and death, people took a bubble bath and went to sleep......

Only Lu Jiujug looked at the moon worriedly and took a hard sip......

Lou Wine Flask:

The name is said, pressure shock, pressure shock......

He would never admit that he was an alcoholic......

Early the next morning, the Northwest Camp was ......

The sun had almost dried the chrysanthemums of the three people inside, and no one in the tent came out......

This is not normal!

However, they are also some shrimp soldiers and crab generals, so dare to disturb the sleep of the three giants?

The three unlucky generals' military advisors felt that things were not normal......

"Go in and have a look."

Xiao Hot Spring's military master Shaohong proposed......

"My general is too angry when he gets up, you two go in?"

It was Hao Jianren's military advisor Zhuge Dan who said this~

His general, he didn't sleep enough, and his temper was even more constipated for a year!

He didn't want to go!

"What a shame on your ancestors!" Lin Zida's military advisor Cai Wenhua was stunned~

"Hehe~ Your ancestors have faces."

Military advisor, in addition to the head, there is also a mouth~

Otherwise, the three literati suddenly scuffled~

How to look, how weird~

Fu Shaohong saw that the two enemies were ready to start a day's trip again~

Directly put away the fan in his hand and inserted it into his waist~

With one hand stretched out, the guards standing guard were still expressionless~

When I opened the curtain, I was dumbfounded......

"Where's the flag?"

The two, who were still fighting, heard this and rushed forward together......

Take a look:

"How the hell did this get in?"

"You didn't find anything out of the ordinary?"

Zhuge asked the guards, and the guards were also circled......

For this reason, they change their shifts every hour!

Just to stay awake at all times......

"Nothing out of the ordinary!"

They can be guaranteed with an upward head!

Cai Wenhua ran to Lin Zida's side and shook it vigorously:

"General! Checkmate? ”

Whew......

"Don't call it, I guess it's Chinese medicine."

Sleeping like a dead pig, I can't scream anymore......

"How did you get in?"

The three of them circled in place, without any wind or grass......

"There are no footprints on the ground."

Clearing:

Uh-huh!

Lao Tzu crawled over, and the footprints he brought?

The three of them gathered around the tent and examined it carefully......

"There's a little cut in here."

Cai Wenhua pointed to Shi Jinhua's mouth that they had opened at night......

Zhuge Dan frowned, and the Sichuan character pattern on the center of his eyebrows was very deeply imprinted on his forehead......

"This mouth, just enough to put a finger, how can the flagpole come out?"

After Fu Shaohong clenched his right hand into a fist, he stretched out his middle finger and stretched it in......

The other two:

……

Belch?

It was originally a deep thing, why did I suddenly see the other party's action, and I thought a little......

Fuck you, is this Fu Shaohong unclean?

Fu Shaohong continued to analyze seriously, not knowing the way the other two looked at him......

Fu Shaohong:

In the eyes of this military division, there are only doubts!

"Go and ask the people below, if there is anything unusual in the night!"

In the end, Cai Wenhua decided that he should stay away from the surname Fu......

"That's what I mean!"

Zhuge also wanted to stay away from the surname Fu......

In this big camp, to protect one's innocence is not to disgrace one's ancestors......

Fu Shaohong:

……

What to run?

Guards standing guard:

……

It's time for a shift change, right?

Thinking about it, he moved a few steps to the side......

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