In the end, the trio didn't find anything out of the ordinary......

Saying goes:

The geese have left a voice, and the people have left a name!

This Shi Jinhua is a fledgling boy, how can he leave no traces?

Oh~

Stay, leave a scratch!

The more I thought about it, the more it hurt, so Cai Wenhua secretly wanted to go to Shi Jinhua to ask clearly~

Zhuge Dan also secretly wanted to go to Shi Jinhua to solve his doubts......

The two sneakily walked out of the northwest camp......

When I just got out of the gate and breathed a sigh of relief......

"Why are you here?"

He pointed at each other in unison and asked......

And then

"Where are you going?"

pointed at each other and asked in unison......

And then:

"You speak first."

pointed at each other again and said in unison......

In the end, the two jumped back at the same time with a very tacit understanding......

"I say!"

It's damn in unison!

In the end, the two fools gave up and struggled......

At the same time, when you lower your head and look up again......

"You say!"

his uncle, and they are in unison......

Sort of, how to put it, fucking embarrassing!

"Stop!"

Zhuge Dan stretched out his hand, palm up, and said to the other party......

"I said, I'm going to the city to eat the wine-stuffed tofu in Changxiang Building!"

Cai Wenhua listened and replied:

"I'm going to the city to buy a pair of shoes!"

The two of them thought to themselves:

As long as it's not going to the same place......

And Shi Jinhua's group of people were crazy with hunger, and when the guards guarding the city gate opened the city gate, they rushed in like mad dogs!

The blessing of Tuowu Yunchang, now the people who defend the city know this group of mad dogs......

Seeing a group of people carrying the flags of the three armies of the Northwest Battalion, there were some doubts in their eyes......

But:

It's about Lao Tzu!

Shi Jinhua and a group of people ran to the store of the pheasant's grandfather in one go......

Wu Bo just lifted his pants from the hut, yawned and walked out......

Suddenly I felt a movement, and my frightened hands shook......

The pants slipped down, just in time for Shi Jinhua's group of people who rushed in, and hit the ......

Five Uncles:

……

Shi Jinhua's group of people:

……

Both sides were a little overwhelmed by the early morning ......

Is this mutton soup drunk too much?

"Uncle Wu, do you have anything to eat?"

After Shi Jinhua reacted, he hurriedly asked......

"Huh? Oh~" Hurry up and bend down and lift your pants up, "Yes, yes!" ”

"Then we'll wait for you outside."

When Shi Jinhua turned around, he originally wanted to say:

Remember to wash your hands!

Both sides were a little confused......

"The hobbies of these five uncles are also too special."

Zhang Tian said with emotion......

"I guess I'm practicing magic skills."

Niu Erkang combined the one he had just seen with the papier and said......

"What magic skills need to be practiced early in the morning?" I'm kidding Lao Tzu!

Still practicing in that way......

"It's useless to practice any magic skills, it's the most practical to find Wang Banhang and ask for a bottle of golden gun oil that stands up to the sky~"

Niu Erkang poured himself a glass of water and said~

"What medicine, with such a long name? Who took it? "Stupid, huh?

Zhang Tian wondered~

Wang Banhang:

I took it!

"I didn't ask, Brother Tian, do you need it? Shall I get you some? ”

When Zhang Tian heard this, his eyes widened, and he said angrily:

"Lao Tzu needs this thing?"

When he has a heart, Lao Tzu thinks that he can pierce through the wall!

Shi Jinhua listened, but he didn't understand for a long time, so he asked:

"What medicine is so powerful?"

"Uncle, this medicine is amazing, it can turn soft into hard."

"Really?"

"Living under one roof a day, can I still lie to you?"

"Yes."

Shi Jinhua thought about it, the flesh of his wound was now touched, and it was a little weak~

When I go back, I will find Wang Banhang to take this medicine and wipe it~

Then

The fifth uncle brought out the porridge and steamed buns and asked:

"Why isn't my child with you?"

"Oh, you said pheasant, he went back first."

When the fifth uncle heard this, he laughed at Mimi, when Niu Erkang left......

Suddenly pulled the five Bo into the corner and said:

"Uncle Wu, this is for you, I used some of it, you take these."

The fifth uncle was puzzled, looked at the bottle in his hand, opened it and smelled it......

"Spices for cooking?"

"It's not."

"What's that?"

Niu Erkang pointed to Wubo's ear, and snorted......

"The usage tells you, don't be greedy!"

At such an old age, the child can't get it out......

But I'm afraid you'll burp all of a sudden......

Five Uncles:

……

The black line at one end looked at Niu Erkang who ran away......

Today's young people are so open!

I think he's been thinking about him all my life, honestly, and I don't know anything about anything other than tossing and turning......

That's good!

The more I thought about it, the hotter my old face became, and I heard the footsteps of the fifth mother-in-law......

The bottle that Niu Erkang gave in a hurry put it away......

The fifth mother-in-law saw her wife cowering, and wondered:

"The older you get, the more confused~"

Holding chopsticks in his hand, he didn't accept the bowl on the table!

When Shi Jinhua and his group came back, the gate of the Northwest Mansion had not yet opened~

The guards at the door have already changed shifts~Shi Jinhua is thinking about Niu Erkangti's magic medicine~

didn't have time to find money like water, so he went directly to hang Wang Ban up~

"Do what?"

Early in the morning, I'm going to die!

"Brother Banhang, I heard Brother Niu say that you have a magic medicine that can turn soft into hard."

Wang Banhang:

？

What medicine? How did Lao Tzu not know?

"Recently, I feel that the flesh on the wound is too delicate, and it hurts when I practice martial arts."

"You can't practice martial arts for at least a year, but your wounds go straight through your entire body."

Be more punctual, the grass on your grave has grown now~

"You're right, but do you still have that medicine?"

Wang Banhang listened, looked at Shi Jinhua in front of him, and flipped in his mind~

What medicine can turn soft into hard?

"I have too much medicine, you can name it."

"What is it called~ What is it?"

Shi Jinhua also forgot his full name for a while......

Wang Banhang looked at Shi Jinhua in shock, who looked ignorant in front of him......

suddenly

Pick up the stool and prepare to smash it on the other person......

"Get out!"

The books are all in the dog's belly!

Shi Jinhua looked at it and jumped away directly......

"What are you angry about?"

There was no sign at all......

"Raw you ignorance!"

Wang wanted to beat Niu Erkang with a half-hearted heart......

Then

"Uncle, why are you here?"

Wei Zhong walked in with a bowl of noodles and asked......

"You're just in time, get him away."

"What, my aunt, what a good person!"

In addition to deducting points, being verbose and tolerant is very big......

"He asked Lao Tzu to take the medicine that stood up to the heavens and the earth!"

Wei Zhong listened, his eyes full of question marks......

What does my uncle want this medicine for?

"Uncle, who are you going to use this medicine with?"

Shi Jinhua replied as a matter of course:

"I'll use it myself!" In the next money, except for the lady, no one wants to spend it......

"Are you sure you use it yourself?"

Wei Zhong stared at the other party's hand curiously......

This uncle, the age has indeed arrived......

"Otherwise, for whom?"

"Uncle, this medicine, it's more suitable for two people."

said, in Shi Jinhua's ear, let's talk......

When Shi Jinhua heard this, his face was flushed, and his eyes were straight......

The whole body is stiff, and the whole body is embarrassed......

Looking at the puffing Wang Banhang, Shi Jinhua wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into......

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