The sleeping Empress Dowager Shu had a peaceful face, as if she was dead waiting to be put into the coffin.

There was a crowd of people crying and mourning......

Otherwise, it's really like that.

Early the next morning

The people around Empress Dowager Shu, after they all got up, were a little confused:

Why did you sleep so hard last night?

The key is that the Queen Mother, who usually tosses a few times when she has nothing to do, has not moved.

Listening to the fact that there was no sound in the dormitory, everyone look at me, I look at you.

This means:

You're going to take a look?

I don't go, you go.

If you don't go, I won't go.

In the end, they all looked at Empress Dowager Shu's right-hand man:

You go.

The left arm pushed the right arm and said:

You go.

Right arm dodges left arm:

I'm not going.

Thereupon:

Ouch, no one dares to go......

Seeing that it's noon, even a brute should know that he is hungry.

Everyone had no choice but to walk in together......

Take a look inside:

Well~

What about people?

I was scared and hurriedly looked for it, and finally found it under the bed~

Empress Dowager Shu grinned at everyone:

"Hey~"

All:

？？？？？

What does this mean?

"It's not fun, you're only finding me now." Saying that, he stood up, "Hmph╯^╰, I'm angry." ”

Everyone looked:

Hey, this behavior is like a ghost's upper body.

Suddenly, I felt that this palace was also a little gloomy.

"The Queen Mother?"

When Empress Dowager Shu heard this, she turned around and grinned, and jumped directly on the stool.

Like a monkey, he retracts his hands and scratches his cheeks from time to time.

The grandmother who spoke was a grinning of teeth.

All:

……

Is this a monkey demon?

When a group of people were in the clouds, Empress Dowager Shu was as agile as a monkey.

The wind rushed out of the palace, and everyone was frightened and hurriedly got up.

Mouthful:

"Queen Mother, don't ha!"

In this case, they have never seen it in their lives!

Suddenly, the harem suddenly became lively!

You say, catch a monkey, the guards can catch it casually, it's a big deal to just pierce the heart with an arrow......

However, this has been replaced by people, especially a queen mother.

How do you catch this?

it!

Where Empress Dowager Shu passed, no one dared to look up.

See?

You don't want to live anymore?

This is a matter of royal face, the excitement of the Queen Mother, who dares to see it?

Come on, come on, you're not afraid of death, you try......

The emperor can kill you secretly!

The masters around Empress Dowager Shu were seriously injured last night, and now in broad daylight, they are not in a good situation.

I could only look at the dry and anxious, and a master said:

"No, let's break up."

This kind of woman makes him a little confused about his future life......

"She's poisoned."

The other replied......

"Who's ordered?"

"Hmph, who else?"

"Emperor?"

"Or else?" Who the fuck is well fed to poison a woman?

Or is it this indescribable poison?

Li Yuanan:

……

This pot, my back?

Money Like Water:

……

The two exchanged ideas for a while, and finally came to the conclusion:

How to solve it?

You look at me, I look at you, I can only go back and discuss it with my brothers.

So, until Li Yuanan received the news, Empress Dowager Shu was already squatting leisurely on the tree.

Raising his legs, preparing for a monkey to pee on the spot, a group of palace maids and eunuchs and guards almost wanted to commit suicide.

"The emperor has arrived!"

When everyone heard the voice, they felt like they saw a savior!

Li Yuanan looked up and was a little curious:

Where does the water come from?

So special?

At this time, Empress Dowager Shu lowered her head and happened to see Li Yuanan.

Directly like a monkey, he fell to the ground, facing Li Yuanan, shaking his cute ass vigorously......

Li Yuanan:

？

Others:

？

However, looking at the smile on Empress Dowager Shu's face, and seeing how the other party shook very much~

Belch?

"Master, she's courting you!"

Hutu smiled, but his face didn't change at all.

helped Li Yuanan solve his doubts on the side......

Li Yuanan listened and glared at Hu Tu:

The meaning of this minion, in the eyes of the Empress Dowager Shu, is a male monkey!

Hutu:

Hehe......

Li Yuanan thought that Qian Aiqing just wanted to return a tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye.

At most, get a few eunuchs together to grind tofu......

Huh!

This tiger girl, it's a little heavier!

However, looking at the Empress Dowager Shu, who was still shaking herself, she said:

"Hurry up."

"Yes!"

Hutu walked over and raised his hand to stun the other party.

was dodged by Empress Dowager Shu, and threw stones at Hu Tu......

Hutu:

……

Did you really become a monkey?

Sighing, dodging the stones, and rushing through with an arrow.

Empress Dowager Shu is like this:

Yo ho!

Dizzy!

The imperial physician came running, took a pulse, and replied:

"Back to the emperor, the Queen Mother has no health problems."

Li Yuanan:

……

Is this a quack?

"Why is the behavior so unusual?"

"This~this, this~ Weichen is incompetent."

Li Yuanan:

So, his health should be handed over to this quack?

"Your Majesty, why don't you take a look at other methods?"

The grandmother beside the Empress Dowager Shu reminded fearfully......

"What's the solution?"

Li Yuanan showed a filial emperor without any dead ends.

If it weren't for Hutu knowing about his master's relationship with the queen mother.

Damn, Lao Tzu was a mess touched by his master!

Hutu:

Bah!

Actors......

"Mage, please?"

Mama whispered......

In the palace, these messy things are not allowed to come in.

Li Yuanan:

Alright, alright!

"Go and make arrangements."

Mama got the word, and after thanking her, she hurriedly ran out.

Without the Queen Mother, it is estimated that she will have a very difficult life in the future.

After all, in the name of the Queen Mother, she did a lot of things to fight people.

Mama didn't know where to find someone, and the other party came in and took a look:

Huh!

Emperor?

Get out alive this time, and he will have the capital to brag!

Come on!

Well done, maybe you can be a chaotic national teacher!

Wahaha......

"The little one participates in the emperor."

Li Yuanan:

……

Hey, it's all professional than the Sanren Ji!

thereupon

"The master doesn't have to be polite, look at the patient."

The other party looks:

Huh?

This emperor is too soft, right?

So, he walked to the side of the Empress Dowager Shu, and after a pause, he said:

"Back to the emperor, the little one saw that this woman was possessed by a monkey spirit."

Hutu:

……

You're amazing, keep making it up!

Li Yuanan:

……

Like a dead fish, he glanced at the dragon on his boot.

Opening:

"Is there a way to crack it?"

Hutu was on the sidelines, listening, and silently turned his eyes away:

The fourth master, don't do the drama, it's a pity!

"Yes, small one, let's try it."

"Hmm~"

Li Yuanan looked at the man who was dancing in front of him.

Silently picked up a cup of tea, and after drinking it, I suppressed the shock by the way~

Hu Tu looked at the big god stick in front of him and said secretly:

Gee!

Talent ha!

Finally, with a loud roar of the magic stick, he rolled to the ground again.

All the people are blinded!

Dancing well, a lot of yellow paper has been burned, how to drop?

Do it yourself, and do it yourself?

When the god stick on the ground saw the Empress Dowager Shu who had woken up, he was immediately frightened and said:

"Back to the emperor, the small Taoism is not enough, and it can't resist the monkey who has transformed into a spirit!"

Poor road is so scared, do you feel it!

Li Yuanan:

……

So the emperor in the eyes of others is:

Idiot?

Is he so easy to deceive?

"Oh, tell me what to do now?"

"The little one said directly, there is only one best way now."

"Hmm."

"That is, to put this woman in the alchemy furnace and burn her."

Li Yuanan:

……

Others:

……

Seeing the stupid looks of everyone, the god stick began to talk about the calf very confidently, and said:

"Otherwise, in a few days, the terrifying monkey spirit will grow stronger and stronger, and then ~"

See, you can't finish the words at once, you have to keep some.

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