All:

Hands are so itchy!

"The master just has to say."

Don't worry, speak boldly!

"When the time comes, I'm afraid it will affect the emperor's fortune!"

"Presumptuous!"

Hutu yelled~

I'm fat!

The emperor's affairs, dare to joke?

"The small sin deserves death, but ~ if the little one doesn't say it, it's hard to feel at ease!"

See, I know everything!

Dedicated to the good of the emperor!

Your Majesty, do you see my loyalty?

At this time, the money from melon seeds at home was like water, looking at Zhang Tian, who was standing in front of her, crying like a mentally retarded person.

"Woo~ she's so irresponsible."

Money Like Water:

Click, click, click~

Bah!

If you eat too many spiced melon seeds, it is easy to catch fire!

"Whoa~ Didn't Lao Tzu stay outside for a long time!"

All:

Click, click, click~

Bah!

This melon seed, the boss is not kind to business!

Some are empty!

Zhang Tian cried a handful of snot and tears......

Holding the wine jar in one hand and a rag in the other, he wiped his snot vigorously.

"Woo~uh! ～”

Lovelorn men are the most beneficial spring of the year, don't look at their crying girls......

"Sister Xiu'er, the boss is not small." The second blind said.

Liu Xin took the letter written by Dumb and said:

"Hey, don't be too sad, Dumb is afraid that you won't be able to open it, isn't this, think more about you?"

"That's it, I won't dare to tell you until Sister Xiu'er is sitting down."

Three stupid and stupid words......

All:

it!

Lore!

Zhang Tian instantly heard his heart:

Bang and turn into scum!

"Ahh

Whoop......

How is this wine not intoxicating!

Everyone looked at the three fools like fools:

it!

This goods, is it a mouth, cheap unlimited?

"Lao Tzu is going to kill Dumb!"

Zhang Tian pointed to the sky and scolded the earth......

"Why did you kill him? It wasn't he who made Sister Xiu'er pregnant. ”

"Why did he tell me at this time?"

Woohoo woo ......

It's just a little unwilling!

Originally, wait, he went back......

That's good, hey, people are directly one step ahead of him.

I have a family!

The money is like water, and it doesn't fluctuate at all:

If you get married, you will get married!

As for those who cry to die or live?

"Don't cry, if you cry again, you won't be able to go back to the beginning!"

Li Yuanyuan comforted......

Zhang Tian:

……

"That's it, besides, you're cold to others, and you don't allow people to find warmth on their own?"

Lu Jiujug said on the side......

Zhang Tian:

……

Suddenly I feel like crying, which is a little superfluous......

So, he stood up and said:

"There is no grass at the end of the world, and there is true love everywhere in the world!"

Cut, if you get married, you will get married, Brother Tian, I'm afraid I can't find my mother-in-law?

All:

……

Gee!

Self-healing ability, quite powerful!

"Childe, news came out of the palace that the Queen Mother was crazy."

A group of second-hand goods listened, turned their heads and stared at Qian Rushui and looked:

Did you do it?

Money Like Water:

No!

"How crazy?"

Qian Rushui asked.

"I said I was possessed by a monkey spirit."

Rotten replied......

The crowd quipped:

"Monkey, when did you possess the Queen Mother?"

Monkey:

you!

"Get out!"

Lao Tzu wants to be possessed, and he must also be attached to a young woman!

The old Gaga's woman, Lao Tzu can't gnaw on it......

Qian Rushui listened to it and was a little puzzled:

On the medicine bottle, isn't it written "Ten degrees of spring breeze"?

Wang Banhang:

Huh!

The pretending is split......

Empress Dowager Shu:

……

They're all good people!

Qian Rushui thought about it and said secretly:

This poison was not caused by me.

She is under the spring breeze of ten degrees, and it has nothing to do with this monkey spirit.

So, I continued to listen to Zhang Tian's crying with peace of mind......

Because of Empress Dowager Shu's affairs, Li Yuanan had to press back the liquidation of other people's affairs.

When Li Huaizhun got the news, he was angry in the study.

Here's why:

The assassination attempt on the Tiantai failed, and the cooperation with Li Huaiyang was terminated!

The problem is, he lost half of his manpower!

And Wei Quanshu seemed to have disappeared suddenly!

Let him fight alone, without any spirit of cooperation!

Bah!

You deserve to break the country!

"Master, what should I do next?"

Will the people on death row expose them?

"Hum ╯^╰!"

After Li Huaizhun snorted coldly, he didn't say a word......

Since Li Huaiyang treats him as a bird, then he will give the other party a return pistol!

I can't kill you!

"Put out what you've prepared."

"Yes."

The guard got the word, turned around and went out......

Early the next morning, Li Yuanan received a petition about the impeachment of Li Huaiyang.

is reasonable, and he still stationed troops privately, yo ho......

Li Yuanan was originally going to liquidate these restless princes.

It just so happened that with this as an excuse, he directly took down Li Huaiyang.

Li Huaiyang is not stupid, when he received the news......

I prepared the words in advance, and I stationed troops or something......

Overnight, the soldiers were gone, and Li Yuanan pounced!

Ouch, this infuriates!

Just fall asleep, this emperor is too difficult to do!

Whoever loves to do it, who does it!

The Emperor Taishang heard the old man beside him say:

"Old master, that one is crazy."

Emperor Taishang:

Crazy is crazy.

"It's said to be possessed by monkey spirits."

Emperor Taishang:

……

Look at me, like an old fool?

Continue fishing, the disturbances of the outside world have nothing to do with me.

Anyway, his life is over, and he waits leisurely for death if he doesn't die.

Other!

In spite of! Don't smell, don't ask......

Emperor Daqing was a little sad, sighed, and said in his heart:

When the emperor has a fart!

Accompanying the emperor to old age, except for the eunuchs who came all the way, everyone else, dead and crazy!

It seems that true love is still looking for Ha by your side!

"Boss, how many days do I have to live?"

"The Emperor has no borders."

The white-haired old eunuch said sadly......

"Hmph╯^╰, I'm not a fool, in this world, where does longevity come from?"

Old Eunuch:

……

Otherwise, he can say, you don't live more than a hundred?

"Get up, follow me for a lifetime, reincarnate as a complete person in the next life, and enjoy the world."

The old lady listened, her eyes were sour, she raised her hand and touched a handful of tears, and said:

"In the next life, the minion will still be by your side."

When Emperor Daqing heard this, he pulled the fishing rod up and said:

"Okay, in the next life, we will be brothers."

"Old master!"

What a favor this is!

The Emperor raised his hand and straightened his straw hat and looked at the weeping willows by the river.

One word:

"In the Shura field, where to draw sadness."

When the people around him heard this, they knelt down one after another......

Emperor Daqing stopped talking, raised the fishing rod in his hand and threw it out.

Keep up the fishing buzz waiting to die!

The people around him kept kneeling, only the hot wind blew in their ears.

At this time, Shi Jinhua looked at his fingers.

A little overwhelmed, his body was like a switch.

When you open a little a day, open a little a day, and your fingers can move, I want to ask:

When can I speak in the lower mouth?

He doesn't want his fingers to move, he wants to speak......

Suffocate him!

"Uncle, Wang Banhang said, this matter, don't come in a hurry."

I took the medicine the next day, and now there is a serious shortage of medicine.

The people who can move in the house have all gone up the mountain......

The nearby pharmacy also bought them out, and they were suspicious:

When his uncle is well, will he become invincible?

Thinking of something, he stood up in shock and said:

"Uncle, you said, if the Japanese medicine does not leave the body this day, will it affect the heirs?"

When Shi Jinhua heard this, the hairs on his back stood up!

Don't be scared!

I'm timid!

What Hidden One actually wants to say is:

Will it affect the same room!

There are long and short parts of this room, but don't cure the poison!

And you have to cure the others!

Shi Jinhua blinked vigorously:

You go and ask!

The baby is so scared......

Hidden One:

……

He just said it casually!

"Uncle, don't think about it, I guess it's okay, I'll just say it casually."

Nothing else, really!

You have to believe me!

Shi Jinhua:

……

Excuse me, go and die, okay?

------Off topic------

flashed to the waist, and was beaten by the bone doctor......

There are only two shifts today!

Romance