Referring to his father and scolding his mother, he asked:

"Fuck you, you kid, every time there's a gust of wind, go to a gust of wind, fuck you, what did you say?"

Liu listened to it, squatted directly on the roof, and said uncertainly:

"I really didn't say it?"

Here's a herd of livestock:

"Nope!"

Liu Yijiao:

It shouldn't be ha!

"Are you sure?"

The fools below, because of Liu Yijiao's recent visit to Pingfan......

The machetes are all on their backs, and they all say the same thing:

"Hmm!"

You're such a person!

Liu patted his thigh and said:

"Ouch, I forgot to say it!"

"You say!"

Zhang Tian grinded his teeth and said......

If not, they are not Liu's opponents......

Damn!

Chop him to death early......

Liu Yijiao thought about it for a long time, but he didn't remember what his master asked him to do here......

thereupon

The people on the roof are thinking, and the people under the roof are itching on their hands!

At this time, the monkey said angrily:

"Brother Tian, no, give him a handful of poison!"

I can't stand it!

It's been a long time since I've been to the Ma family next door to pick up my sister! It's all because of Liu's kick......

Zhang Tian also wanted to ha, but:

"Childe said, this master has never found it."

I don't know which rat hole to hide......

Liu Yijiao thought about it for a long time, but he didn't think about it......

So, standing up, he said helplessly:

"Hey...... I'll go back and ask ...... again."

Speaking......

In front of everyone......

Sou......

Suddenly, it flew away again......

It is no surprise that the people of the Qian family army lost their ...... again

The angry Jiang Qingyang almost vomited blood......

I chased it so many times, but none of them succeeded......

This girl, it's so good......

Liu Yijiao hurriedly ran into a cave and asked Liu Yidao, who was melting little by little:

"Master, what are you letting your apprentice do when you go to Qian's house?"

Liu Yidao endured the pain and opened his eyes in disbelief......

From the neck down, you can't move, but your eyes can work!

At this moment, he must have finished off this stupid fork apprentice!

"Master, you~ don't look at me like that." I'm afraid......

Liu Yidao was directly angry, and a mouthful of black blood spurted out......

"Oh, look at you, you're old, angry, why are you still so old? If you have something to say, you can talk about it! ”

You vomit blood at every turn, do you think you're still young?

Liu Yidao said forcefully:

"Shut ~ Mouth"

The voice is hoarse and torn~

Listening, it's like a toad in the ground~

Liu Yijiao listened to it and immediately shut up~

His master is too ruthless, he will dissolve him~

His senior brother just didn't listen to the master's words, and was given the furnace by the master

There is also a little junior sister, who was directly sucked dry by the master......

It's horrible......

"You~ come here!"

"Oh~"

If you're afraid, get close to Liu Yidao~

"The teacher asked you to steal the Qian doll!"

"Oh~ Got it, Master, you wait, let's go!"

Saying that, run out directly~

ran all the way to Qian's house~

Look around~ See where there are dolls......

I'm thinking about it!

Suddenly I heard the sound of children playing......

Run and take a look......

Ooh!

Liu Bao is fighting with a group of people who can run......

Liu's eyes are full of circles......

Because, he discovered:

Master didn't say which one he wanted!

Whew......

I can't live this day!

thereupon

ran back again and asked Liu Yidao......

"Master, there are six children in total, which one do you want?"

Why is it so hard to serve!

It's really Doha!

Liu Yidao closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and comforted himself in his heart:

Don't get angry, don't get angry, don't get angry......

It's the old man who didn't make it clear, it's the old man's fault, it's the old man's fault, it's the old man's fault......

After almost being comforted in my heart, I opened my eyes again and said:

"About a year old."

"Okay, Master, wait."

Ran to Qian's house to take a look:

Oops, I'll go!

There are actually three children about one year old! Master didn't say which one he wanted, huh?

He only said he wanted one, which one was it?

Hey, that's troublesome!

Then

"Hey, one-foot brother, what are you bothering about?"

Xie Kun patted the other party on the shoulder and asked......

Liu Yijiao looked up and saw that he knew him, and said irritably:

"My master asked me to catch a child about one year old."

Xie Kun listened and said in his heart:

It is estimated that your master was sick, so he accepted you as an apprentice.

So, he said:

"Are you sure which one it is?"

"No! That's annoying! If I go back and ask him about the old man, I guess I won't see the sun tomorrow! ”

"Here, eat cucumbers, think slowly, don't rush."

Liu took it with one foot, wiped it on his body, and put it in his mouth......

"Thank you!"

"You're welcome~"

Click, click......

And then

Throat ......

fell to the ground, and the cucumber in his hand was still stuffed in his mouth......

Xie Kun:

"Tsk...... Your master has accepted you as an apprentice, which is a great blessing for him! ”

Liu Yidao:

……

Hehe!

Here you go!

Criminals!

At this time, Zhang Tian's group of second-class goods appeared:

"This ~ Liu Yidao's standard for accepting apprentices is not good!"

Liu Yidao:

……

Believe it or not, Lao Tzu can move, the first knife you?

A group of people surrounded Liu to discuss the master's ......

Qian Rushui looked at Liu Yijiao in front of him, a little in a trance......

Originally, I thought about luring the snake out of the hole, but now it's okay......

was directly intercepted by Zhang Tian's group......

"Childe, what's going on?"

Do you think we're awesome?

Qian Rushui listened to it, and said lightly:

"Hmm~"

"Childe, this product, the brain is not very useful, just flicker a few words, it is estimated that it will be eight or nine and ten~"

Zhang Tian reminded on the side~

Qian Rushui thinks that everyone thinks that Liu Yijiao is a fool~

That's fine!

"Wake up."

As soon as the words fell, Xie Kun was stupid, and said:

"New medicine, no antidote."

When he was half-hanging, he said, take it casually, make it casually~ He looks good!

Money Like Water:

……

So, do you dare to give it to others?

Xie Kun:

Xie Ye, he has always relied on courage to break into the world!

Now, a group of people, Liu was stunned......

Liu Yidao, who was in the cave at the moment, didn't see his apprentice come back for a long time, and said in his heart:

Ay!

I guess, I was deceived again!

Heart......

Early the next morning

Everyone woke up, but Liu Yijiao hadn't woken up yet......

Another day later, everyone woke up, but Liu Yijiao still didn't wake up.

The rotten tail is plucked from the buttocks of the ~ hen who holds the nest......

Put it under Liu's nose......

Sighing, reassuring:

"It's not dead, it's still angry."

Chicken feathers are active......

When everyone heard this, they immediately turned around and left......

ran to the Ma family next door to pick up the girl, this flirtatious sister directly eliminated Liu Yi's foot from his brain......

Liu Yidao, who was tied up by five flowers, was dying of hunger......

The stinky socks stuffed in the mouth, I don't know whose it is.

Spicy with tears in his eyes......

Until the fifth day......

Xie Kun, who was looking at the tiger baby's sadness, suddenly jumped up......

"it!"

Qingqi chased after him and asked:

"Master, what are you running?"

"Liu Yijiao!"

When the Qingqi heard this, they immediately said in the same way:

"Ouch, I'll go!"

This thing won't starve to death, will it?

So, a gust of wind ran in the direction of Liu Yijiao......

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