When because of hunger ~ has entered a state of confusion Liu Yijiao ~

It seems that I saw flying in the sky, running on the ground, and swimming in the water~ all kinds of food

Hula flew in front of his eyes~

suddenly

Boom!

With a loud bang, all the delicacies left him quite neatly~

I don't know which stupid guy tied it, really, I can't move it at all~

Xie Kun pulled Liu up and said:

"Ouch, I'll go, don't die!"

is dead, Qian Batian can kill them!

Liu Yijiao closed his eyes tightly, with tears in the corners of his eyes, as if he had been wheeled or something~

The mouth said with difficulty:

"Water~Water~Water~"

"Hurry up, bring water to Lao Tzu!"

Ouch,, it's troublesome to die~

"Master, give!"

Xie Kun took the water and poured it into Liu's mouth~

After so long, he can finally drink water~

Woowoowoooo......oo

Xie Kun took a look:

How? Are you crying?

"Oh, what a big deal! As for crying, the size is also a gentleman~ isn't it? ”

Liu Yijiao:

Hehe~

Why don't you try?

After Xie Kun finished speaking, he stepped on the majestic and said:

"Go, get a bowl of porridge and add some sugar."

Liu Yijiao listened, glanced at the other party gratefully, and said:

"Thank you!"

After Lao Tzu can move, the first one will kill you!

Give me cucumbers!

In this life, he will never eat cucumbers again......

Whoever mentions cucumbers to him, he is in a hurry with whom!

Xiongda gave the porridge to the other party, and Liu Yi was like a soft-footed shrimp......

Eating slowly one bite at a time, Xie Kun, a fool, said on the side:

"Hey, you can't be in a hurry, where is your master?"

"In the hole."

"Where's the hole?"

Liu Yijiao raised his eyes to look at the other party and asked:

"Do you think I look like a fool?"

I drank some water and spoke neatly......

Xie Kun looked at it seriously and said:

"I said you're like, aren't you going to be angry?"

"Guess."

Before Xie Kun could speak, Qing Qi directly slapped the back of the other party's head and said:

"Guess your mother, why did you beep with my grandfather?"

Xie Kun:

……

This bad thing!

yelled:

"Get out!"

Qing Qi listened, and squatted back aggrieved......

Heart:

Cut!

Get out of here!

Xie Kun continued to kick Liu and said:

"Your master asked you to steal the child for the sake of the poison on his body, right?"

"How do you know?"

Liu Yijiao said in shock......

You know this kind of thing? So powerful?

Xie Kun:

Sure enough!

This thing is really not very smart......

So he stood up and walked out of the room, and Qingqi came out with him, and asked:

"Master, why did you come out?"

"Lao Tzu felt that he was too smart to talk to him."

"It's true, his brain is not at the same level as his master."

"That's right! Lao Tzu thinks so too! ”

Heck, being too smart, and sometimes, it's also an annoying thing.

"Master, you say, what should I do?"

Xie Kun turned his mind, turned his head and whispered:

"You go and call the three fools."

When Qing Qi heard this, he was puzzled:

"Is this ~ okay?"

Three stupid, but a big stupid fork~

"Okay, neither of you is a smart ghost, go quickly~"

Qing Qi thinks:

This is very reasonable, very reasonable!

thereupon

Ran out to find the three fools who were watching the rooster fight in the yard~

Opening:

"Three silly brothers."

The three fools glanced at Qing Qi lightly, and issued from their noses:

"Hmm~"

Qing Qi squatted beside the three fools and asked:

"Why are you staying here?"

"Watch the roosters fight!"

Otherwise, why stay here? This stupid, isn't it stupid?

"No, why are you watching cocks fight when you're fine?"

"If you don't watch the rooster fight, what does Lao Tzu watch?"

"Go to Majiaha!"

The three fools listened, looked confused, and asked:

"What are you doing at Ma's house?"

"Oh, of course it's looking for a mother-in-law!"

"Why are you looking for a mother-in-law? I don't lack it~"

When Qing Qi heard this, he was shocked and said loudly:

"When did you have a mother-in-law?"

Three stupid stupid sentences:

"I didn't."

"Then you say there is no shortage?"

Three stupid faces, are you stupid, reply:

"Lao Tzu doesn't want it, so naturally there is no shortage of it!"

Qing Qi didn't understand it anymore, and then asked:

"Why aren't you lacking?"

"I don't want it."

"Why don't you want it?"

"Lao Tzu thinks there is no shortage!"

"Why don't you ~" missing?

Belch!

The problem is coming back to ~

Bah!

Fuck it~

thereupon

"Why do roosters fight?"

The three fools said irritably:

"Don't you see a hen next to you?" Is this person sick in the brain?

"What does it have to do with hens??"

Ouch, this person, isn't he stupid! Yes? Isn't it stupid?

The three fools are bored, so let's say:

"These two goods, they all want to lie on Sister Hua's back."

As he spoke, he pointed to the two roosters who were fighting~

Clearing:

……

This day's chatter can suffocate him!

Directly raised his hand and wiped his face vigorously......

I didn't know how to answer this for a long time, so I could only say:

"My grandfather is looking for you."

"Oh~"

Take a look:

What do you mean by oh?

"Let's go!"

"For a while, these two haven't won or lost yet!"

Clearing:

……

This feeling of being surrounded by walls on all sides, who understands?

I can't suffocate you!

Bah!

Xie Kun waited for a long time, and when he saw that no one came, he was angry......

Directly kicked to Xiongda, and said:

"Go, let's see if Qingqi is dying halfway!"

Find someone, it's all so fucking ink!

"Oh~"

Just go, and kick other people's butts with your feet!

The three fools didn't wait, and the money was like water when they came......

Liu Yi, who was closing his eyes to recuperate, felt cold and immediately opened his eyes......

Yo ho!

It's this Iceman again!

Qian Rushui opened his mouth and asked:

"What about Liu Yidao?"

Liu Yijiao listened and replied directly:

"In the hole."

Money Like Water:

……

Tease me?

The pheasant said angrily:

"Speak well."

"Lao Tzu said it, in the cave!"

Why didn't you talk properly?

It didn't matter if the money was like water, he sat down and continued:

"Where's your master?"

"In the hole."

"Hmm~"

Everyone looked at the money like water suspiciously......

What does Dasha mean by asking?

Qian Rushui stood up suddenly, and several people who were frightened instinctively shrank ......

Xie Kun and the others reacted and said secretly:

What is Lao Tzu shrinking?

Qian Rushui turned around and left without saying a word......

It's like coming out to brush up on the sense of existence......

After a while, after the three fools came, Xie Kun and the others had already gone to eat......

Dropped Liu's foot and tied it all the time......

The three fools looked at it and said with a smile:

"Hey, it's very durable!"

Liu Yijiao listened, and he was not angry, looked at the stupid three fools, and said:

"You're so stupid, they're going to like you?"

The three fools listened, and all they thought of ~ was Zhang Tian's beating of him......

Every time I beat him, my mouth says:

Stupid don't kill you!

So, he said:

"I don't like it."

Like, Brother Tian will beat him every day?

"People don't like you, and you're still here with a dead face?"

"Where should I stay?"

Liu Yijiao saw that the other party took the bait, and continued:

"Come on, I'll just be the two of us, how good."

"Not good."

"Why?"

"You live in the cave, I can't live in it."

Liu Yijiao:

It's not stupid!

Romance