Chapter Twenty-Four: Helpless
I was a little overwhelmed and my body seemed a little stiff.
But I heard a voice behind me: "9124, you're finally here!" ”
I looked for prestige, and a beautiful young man with short white hair and a good demeanor stood not far behind me, looking at me with a smile on his face.
Isn't this a narcissistic maniac white impermanence white adult?
"Ha, hurry up and let me down!" I yelled.
When I saw him wave his hand, I fell heavily to the ground.
"You ......" I gritted my teeth, and my knee ached.
"Curator, how dare you come alone!"
With a smile on his face, Mr. Bai slowly walked up to me.
I glared at him, pouting, not knowing what to say, the hospitality of this underworld is really not very good.
"Come on, come on, the curator is not here, then I will help him introduce you without embarrassment!"
As he spoke, he walked forward, occasionally turning back to glance at me and motioning for me to follow him.
I shook my head and had to follow him, watching him walk in front with exaggerated steps and exaggerated body movements.
"I'll take you to your office!"
"Office?" I thought my ears were misheard: "And the office!" ”
"Of course, although we don't have many staff, most of them are temporary workers, but we really have a lot of offices. Everyone has their own office! ”
I listened to him speak in a serious manner, but it felt very awkward, even a little funny.
So as soon as I didn't break down, I burst out laughing.
Lord Bai turned his head and looked at me with a pair of red eyes, suddenly feeling a little like a little white rabbit.
"What are you laughing at!" He glared at me.
"I think you're like a white rabbit!" I laughed.
"It's really you, I've lived for millions of years, and only you use the white rabbit to describe me!" He gnawed at his teeth and smiled informally.
"Millions of years......," I stuck out my tongue, "have you been in the underworld longer than we are?" ”
"You're right, the world is a year and a hundred years. So you're here for two hours, maybe a minute above! ”
"Ahh Wait, how can this be calculated, I can't even count this with my fingers.
"Are you stupid, the world is a year and a hundred years, and the world is one minute and one hundred minutes, isn't that almost two hours, are you a pig's brain?"
Lord Bai looked at me with great disgust.
I still looked at him in confusion, how did he figure it out.
"So, we're ahead of you!?" Lord Bai smiled playfully.
"Come on, take a look at your office."
As he spoke, he led me into an extra-long hallway, with rooms on either side.
He tapped the room with "9124" on the door and smiled, "Please come in!" ”
I looked left and right and poked my head in.
I originally thought what a luxurious office, but when I looked at it, it was completely empty!
Belch......
"Excuse me, I'm an official in the yang world, what do I want a prefecture office to do, I still don't want it, it's too big and a waste of space!"
Let me laugh!
"You obviously don't look like it, do you?" Lord Bai glanced at me.
With a wave of his hand, a holographic projection immediately appeared in front of him, which was actually a sexy chick in a white bikini with long blond hair.
This one......
"Excuse me, what does the seventh master command!" The projection man walked towards us with a thin waist.
"Seventh Master?" My head was full of question marks.
"This is my exclusive customer service, the image can be set by yourself, she is equivalent to the narrator in the underworld system, you can ask your exclusive customer service if you have any needs, of course, the image you can set by yourself!"
Bai Qiye glanced at me and saw that I was staring at a pair of big eyes, obviously not completely keeping up with the rhythm.
"Is this customer service? It's really too stylish, Bai Qiye, your hobby is a bit unique! ”
"People are just dressed like this today, you can wear whatever you want her to wear!"
Well, there's a dress-up system for this, right?
"This exclusive customer service costs money to change clothes!" I asked weakly.
"Of course it costs! The set I bought for her today cost me 90,000 yuan! Bai Qiye said proudly.
"What? Ninety thousand, sure enough, inflation has been harmful. The money in my bank card is also used to recharge the prefecture system! ”
"Well, you're quite smart, the money for your upgrade rewards is universal to yin and yang, and you can use it anywhere."
"Ah......h
My face instantly darkened. I won't be able to spend more than nine million for long!
Play like this, 90,000 yuan for a piece of clothing! It's more expensive than I bought a hundred pieces of clothing!
This universal currency, obviously the exchange rate of the yang world is a bit of a loss!
I'd better save 90,000 yuan for myself to buy clothes!
"Then can I choose a non-human customer service! Don't need a change of clothes? I said on a whim.
"This is obviously not up to you, you first enter your own system to see what customer service you can have, and then say, what qualifications does the first-level Yin envoy have to pick and choose."
Oh!
"Lisa, help 9124 open her office login!"
"Yes......" The projection beauty showed a charming smile, and a login screen popped out of her chest, projected in the air.
This customer service is actually still an English name, and I don't accept anyone, so I will serve this Bai Qiye.
"9124 identity confirmation is successful, please choose your exclusive customer service!"
I glanced at Bai Qiye beside me, and then at the interface that popped up in the air now, there is only one option, choose a fart!
I have only one exclusive customer service, and that is a white paper man!
Damn it!
It's also good to save money on clothes!
I clicked on the paper figure angrily, and saw it mechanically jump out of the projection screen.
"Hello host, first-level customer service for you, what do you need!"
The paper body was so thin that it felt like it couldn't stand on its feet, and it floated around in the air.
I don't know what to ask, what do I need, I don't have a need, I want to get out of this place.
This is obviously a pitfall, and if I want to spend the nine million, I won't be fooled.
"Okay, my volunteer commentary work is over, if it weren't for the face of the curator, I wouldn't have bothered to teach you this idiot!
In the future, you only need to ring your hairpin bell when you go to this office, and the exclusive customer service will appear, and you don't know it directly!
I'll slip away first, goodbye......"
"Hey!" Before I could finish my sentence, the man was gone!
It's really a ghost!
Aren't they ghosts, aren't all ghosts in this underworld?
I was speechless for a while, and asked the customer service of the paper man angrily: "What is the use of this office!" ”
"Master, this office will be the most important place you have in the underworld......"
"Oh?"