Chapter Twenty-Five: I'm going to rot
I looked at the paper man's customer service, turning its painted mouth, and introducing it.
It took about an hour or two to get an idea.
To put it simply, this office is a small residence of your own, which can be decorated in the style you want.
The function of the office is the place where the Yin envoy cultivates after he arrives in the underworld.
The so-called cultivation place is mainly that the office can become a martial arts training ground, where the Yin envoy can complete the refining and upgrading of his own skills.
Different virtual spirits can also be summoned here to allow the Yin Envoy to practice some necessary skills.
So that when facing large spell monsters, or spirit monsters with high physical damage, they will not be helpless.
I thought to myself, well, does that mean I still have to practice my physical functions, speed, coordination, etc.
Thinking about dealing with thousand-year-old zombies before, I was almost killed by play, and I didn't have the skills to escape.
Making up your mind does require serious practice.
After all, there are relatively few opponents and practice monsters that can be encountered in the world, and it is quite convenient to have an office and a virtual first-level monster and a second-level monster.
Fuck, is this hell all this stuff playing games?
I can't be a small person raised by these big BOS S in the underworld......
Thinking of this, I have a black line in my head.
If you're a beginner, get your attitude right and practice.
With the full guidance and participation of the paper man, I started the second round of challenging the first-level mobs.
The large, empty office instantly transformed into a primeval jungle, and some small jumping elves rushed towards me.
"Take out your magic weapon and draw a circle, tie them up first!" The paper man next to him said unhurriedly.
I immediately unplugged my hairpin and drew a circle around the countless bubble-shaped elves that flew towards me.
The spirit beads in the hairpin flashed with purple light, making a "jingle bell" sound.
Because there are more and more monsters coming out, I am also a little in a hurry, and the ringtone is becoming more and more chaotic.
"Collect them!" The paper customer service lost no time in reminding him.
Hum! It's so stupid, how can I forget!
I immediately turned around and drew a triangular circle, and the little elves were tied up and sucked into the circle.
"Good!"
When I was so tired that I was dying, there were finally fewer little goblins.
"The next wave of monsters will arrive in five seconds, please get ready!"
Nima's, do you want people to live!
Get ready for a fart!
Before I could curse, a bubble monster suddenly jumped out of the woods that was bigger than before.
In the repeated blows of these bubble monsters, I really found that I was a lot more agile.
After 10 rounds of playing like this, I was completely rotten and couldn't play anymore!
"How do I turn it off, is this weird endless?" I'm going to die, gasping for air.
"All the master needs to say, close the simulation exercise!"
Damn, why didn't you say it earlier.
Close Simulation ......
When I was about to be bitten in the face by a little monster with a green face and green hair that jumped out, I shouted loudly.
For a moment, the mirage message.
I fell to the ground panting, alas, my body was stiff, it hurt!
"Xiaobai, I'm going to die, I can't move!" I was on the floor and my whole body ached.
"Is the owner sure that he wants to use this nickname for me in the future? If confirmed, please say confirm! ”
"Confirm ...... "It doesn't matter what the fuck it's called, I don't have the slightest idea of a nice name in my head right now, so it's just called that."
"Okay, master, don't worry, the physical strength you consume in the underworld, just go back to the yang world and sleep.
Today you have consumed 99% of your physical strength in the underworld, it took five hours, and the yang time has only passed two and a half minutes, does the master need to return? ”
"Return...... Please return me directly to bed. I want to sleep right away! ”
"Okay...... The Underworld Office function has been turned on your phone, and the experience and items you have gained today will be viewed in the personal interface of the Underworld system, and I will send you back now! ”
"Okay, let me go back, I don't want to come again!"
I was muttering in my mouth, and I felt like I couldn't make a difference.
There was a white light in front of me, and I lost consciousness......
……
It was still the warmth of the morning sun hitting my face that woke me up.
At the same time, there seemed to be a plush broom on my face gently touching my face.
It's so comfortable......
"Let me sleep a little longer, I'm sleepy!"
I didn't really want to open my eyes and buried my face in the quilt.
But I found that the quilt was torn off, and my face was exposed again, and this time the strength of the broom began to increase, this is not a light support, this is hitting my ear!
"Hey...... Curator, don't go too far! I snapped open my eyes and stared at the black, fluffy head in front of me.
The curator was sitting condescendingly on my chest, slapping me in the face with his big powerful tail.
That high-minded expression, I was angry when I looked at it.
I reached out and tried to grab its head and pull it down and beat it.
However, how can my speed be compared to this strange cat, before my hand is stretched out, it has already flashed out one meter eight.
I bounced out of bed and stared at the curator with a pair of eyes: "You...... Hmph, where did you go yesterday? ”
The curator apparently didn't react to my roar, squinting at its golden eyes and giving me a mocking look.
That means: Is it necessary for me to tell you?
I was glared at by it, instantly deflated, alas......
I'm just shoveling, a little enlightened, someone saved my life.
Forget it, don't fight with a cat, you can't win the fight, because they don't take you seriously at all.
"Look at your phone, there's a gift bag!" A voice came from inside my ear.
"Huh?"
Immediately forgot the painful experience of dying of exhaustion yesterday, and turned on the phone happily.
Sure enough, there was an extra "My Office" button on my page.
Click on it and a big gift package will pop up immediately.
"Complete the Starter Quest and get an extra Junior Office Dress-up!"
I'm dizzy......
That's it?
I've worked hard all night, that's it!
I glared at the curator angrily.
Throw away the phone, indicating that I am not interested, what a broken thing, and want me to spend money to install the office, so I will not be fooled.
I rushed into the bathroom in a huff and looked?
Well, why did you change your clothes again!
And, it seems that I took a shower and changed into a nightdress last night?
……
Am I amnesia? Why don't I remember at all?
Who the hell is it!
I turned my head and looked at the curator viciously.
The curator jumped and gave me a back, and then disappeared into a ray of light.
Who the hell is it?
Could it be a cat bathing me and changing my clothes?
No, no, no, definitely not!
Could it be Lord Bai, Seventh Master Bai?
No, no, no, crazy, crazy?
I must be crazy......
Mmmmmmmm......mm