"The heavens are known, and the earth is known. Know-it-all, know-it-all. ”

On the side of the stone-paved street, an old man in yellow shook his head and said.

"The eight characters of the birthday can be used to determine the past and the present..."

"Sir, are you a fortune teller?" Suddenly, a voice interrupted the old man's words.

The old man opened his eyes with interest, thinking that there was another big customer who could get a handful of oil and water.

But when the old man saw clearly the person who came, who was wearing tattered and fat clothes and looking poor and sour, he immediately shook his head in disappointment.

"Bang bang."

The impatient old man hammered the curtain hanging beside him, only to see that it was written:

"Jianghu Bai Xiaosheng, you are not allowed to do without money."

"Sure enough." The young man's eyes lit up, and he asked excitedly, "How much does the old gentleman calculate?" ”

"Shh

The old man glared at him, coughed lightly twice and said, "The monks don't talk about money, they talk about fate..."

"Eight thousand yuan for one hexagram..."

"Holy! Aren't you robbing money? The boy almost jumped on his feet when he heard this.

"Don't ask for money, don't go away if you don't count, don't delay my business." The old man lost his patience, and he didn't want to entangle with this poor guy anymore.

"I see." The young man nodded, and then walked towards the old man.

The old man looked at the young man who was close to him, and laughed.

No matter how small the mosquito is, it is also meat, and it can deceive a little bit...

"I don't know what the donor is? Marriage? Or academics? ”

"Nothing."

The young man took advantage of the situation and sat down beside the old man.

"Then what are you doing?" the old man wondered.

Who would have thought that this young man would take out a large cloth from his pocket and write a few big characters on it.

"Qingfeng Guan Guan Guan Guan Zhu descends the mountain, a hexagram of 800 yuan, no money!"

"You little doll, what are you messing around! Do you know fortune telling?! The old man looked at the young man who was pulling the big flag, and immediately understood that this guy was clearly here to steal business!

And he wants 8,000 yuan, what does he mean by only 800?

"I, Hu Su'an, have never seen such a blatant person stealing business for so many years!" The old man burst out of his name.

"Can't you set up a stall on this street?" The boy looked around.

On the mottled old streets, there are some stalls and fortune tellers, antique calligraphy and painting shops, why can't you set up stalls here?

"It's not that you can't set up a stall! It's you next to me who will steal my business! Hu Suan was speechless, how do you feel that this guy is like a little kid who has just entered the world? I don't understand anything.

"But I'm useless anywhere." The boy spread his hands.

The old man's face is more beautiful, which is the truth.

"That's right, young man, you'd better go find a factory job! You don't look like what we do! Definitely no business! ”

Listening to the old man's words, the young man grinned: "Mr. Hu, you misunderstood, I mean you will have no business." ”

"What did you say?!" Hu Suan blew his beard and glared.

"Because I'm the Lord of the Breeze Viewer, Zhou Ze."

"Qingfeng Guan?!" A couple passing by stopped when they heard their argument.

"Husband, we don't have any breeze here!" The woman was bloated and covered with extravagant jewelry.

"I haven't heard of it." The pot-bellied man beside the woman nodded.

Hu Su'an saw that the two of them stopped in front of him, and a green light flashed in his eyes.

This is a big fat sheep!

"Harm, don't listen to the child's nonsense, what can he understand." Hu Suan said with a serious face: "Do you want to come to the don't want to take a hexagram?" ”

"Husband, why don't we do a hexagram?" The woman shook the man's arm: "Aren't we going to talk about business!" ”

The man just wanted to refuse, but he saw the big flag beside Hu Su'an.

"Jianghu Bai Xiaosheng?" The man said excitedly: "You are Mr. Hu Suan Hu, who is known as Bai Xiaosheng in the rivers and lakes?!" ”

"That's right, it's the old man." Hu Suan raised his head proudly at Zhou Ze, and the meaning was self-evident.

"See, old man, I'm famous! There is business! ”

"Huh... I see your palmistry..."Hu Suan said, his fingers rubbing something from time to time...

"Understood, please do the math to Master Hu." The man took out a few red tickets from his pocket and stuffed them into Hu Suan's hand.

"Hmm." Hu Suan glanced at it secretly, there must be at least eight!

"Mr. is good at palmistry, the afternoon business will be smooth!"

"Good!" The man was immediately happy, took out a few more tickets from his pocket, and looked like an upstart.

"Not necessarily." Zhou Ze said indifferently on the side: "According to the subjective appearance, if you don't buy a bottle of water from the next street and pour it into your stomach, I'm afraid it will be afternoon business..."

Zhou Ze didn't say it anymore, after all, the old master of Qingfeng Guan in the past, his master, was also like this, and only half of what he said.

The master said, this is how to have the demeanor of an immortal!

"Something's wrong!" The man listened to Zhou Ze's words, but instead of listening, he scolded Zhou Ze.

After paying the rest of the money to Hu Su'an, the man left with the woman, and when he left, the woman swept Zhou Ze with disdain, thinking that Zhou Ze's words just now made them feel unhappy.

"Hahaha! I'll just say you're not in this business, boy! Hu Suan laughed loudly at Zhou Ze.

"Don't blush when you look at me making money, young man, it's not right to deceive people!"

Hu Su'an became more and more proud, and raised his eyebrows at the big cloth beside Zhou Ze: "Do you know how big my name is in the rivers and lakes Bai Xiaosheng, Qingfeng Guanguan?" I've never heard of it. Let's go home! ”

Zhou Ze shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said, "He will come back to me." ”

"Looking for you? You're a piece of! Young man, fortune telling is not a matter of making up a few sentences to make up money! ”

"Ahh

Suddenly, a scream came.

I saw the woman holding the man just now and hurriedly ran to Zhou Ze and Hu Su'an.

"Master Hu! Didn't you say that my husband's voice was smooth in the afternoon! How come he just walked away a few steps before he was smashed on the head! ”

Hu Suan looked up and saw the man covering his head, blood slowly flowing out of his fingers...

"What a bad luck! Lao Tzu was hit on the head by a flower pot before he could take a few steps! How can I talk about business in the afternoon! ”

"Sir, if your head is bleeding, don't you hurry up to the hospital to have a look." Hu Suan panicked and stuffed the ticket he had just earned into his pocket, for fear that the couple would give it back.

"Look! I'm a fart! Before the business was discussed, Lao Tzu was opened on his head! The man was furious.

"So you didn't listen to me and go to the street to buy a bottle of water." Zhou Ze slowly spoke on the side.

"Buying water at the street?!" The woman suddenly realized something: "Husband, if we listen to this little brother and go to the street to buy water, the flower pot will not hit your head!" ”

"That's right! It must be this guy who did it! Look at me making money, deliberately making these little moves! Hu Suan also said loudly.

"stinky boy, didn't you do it!" The man covered his head and said, "There is a kind of you stay here and don't leave, and I will come back to you after I go to the hospital!" ”