Chapter 2 When the city management arrives, the storm rises
"Kindness is treated as a donkey's liver and lungs..."
"If it weren't for the old man running away overnight with his senior brother, I wouldn't have had to go out to earn money..."
Zhou Ze was lying on the stairs on the side of the street, his face full of helplessness.
His Qingfeng Taoist Temple is in tatters, and there is no incense for a long time, and that bastard old man must have looked at the Taoist Temple like this, so he passed the Taoist Temple to me!
Originally, I just wanted to lie in the Taoist temple, grow vegetables and raise chickens every day, and be a salted fish with peace of mind, but I didn't expect that the bastard old man would force me down the mountain to make money!
Zhou Ze was angry, and took out the crumpled letter from his pocket:
"Good apprentice, for the sake of the teacher, I see that you are talented and intelligent, and I will pass on the position of the master of the Qingfeng Taoist Temple to you, and I hope that when the teacher and all the senior brothers return from Xianyou, the Taoist Temple can restore the past glory from your hands!"
"It's all liars!" Zhou Ze's obscene smile appeared in his mind, and he didn't have to think that this Qingfeng View was also a mess he left for himself!
"Hey! Why don't you run? ”
A woman's voice reached Zhou Ze's ears.
"Is the trouble coming so soon?" Zhou Ze turned over and looked at the woman in front of him carefully.
Dressed in formal clothes, with neat short hair and straight figure, Zhou Ze's eyes couldn't help but shine.
It's so neat, it's definitely rich!
"It's not trouble, it's business." Zhou Ze stood up straight, looking serious.
"This benefactor, I don't know what you want to count, the Lord of this view knows astronomy and geography..."
"Stop!" Leng Qiaoshuang stopped Zhou Ze with a drink, patted the epaulettes on his shoulder and said, "My name is Leng Qiaoshuang, and I am the urban management of this area. ”
"Holy!"
Only then did Zhou Ze notice the words on the woman's body, and the big word "chengguan" was so dazzling.
"Hehehe."
Zhou Ze smirked as he looked around.
The shops that originally occupied the streets have long been wiped out, and even Hu Su'an next to him is nowhere to be found.
"Run!" Zhou Ze turned his head and ran away!
While running, he complained: "The master wanted to support himself, set up a stall to tell fortunes and earn money to repair the Taoist temple, but I didn't expect this teacher to die before he could get started!" ”
"Stop!" Leng Qiaoshuang was furious.
She has been a city manager for all these years, and she has never seen such an arrogant person!
Fortune telling in front of yourself, and running away in front of yourself? I can't bear this cold Qiao Shuang!
Just when Leng Qiaoshuang was about to chase after her, she found that the arrogant young man was actually... It's back?!
"What do you mean? Don't run anymore? Accept a fine? Leng Qiaoshuang was also stunned.
On weekdays, their chengguan and these small stalls and vendors seem to have discussed, and if you run, I will pretend to chase two steps and find a chance to let you go.
didn't expect this young man to turn back again, which made Leng Qiaoshuang not know what to do.
"I don't have any money, what kind of fine do I have to pay." Zhou Ze said seriously: "But I found that your forehead is black, and the green tendons are faintly exposed, I'm afraid you want to..."
"What do you want?" Leng Qiaoshuang blurted out.
"I'm going to have menstrual cramps." Zhou Ze was like an old man and patted Leng Qiaoshuang's shoulder.
This action made the little city management who came from Leng Qiaoshuang's side stunned.
The captain of himself is as his name suggests! The goddess who is as cold as frost can be touched by a liar like you who sets up a stall to tell fortunes?
"You bastard!" Sure enough, Leng Qiaoshuang's face instantly gloomy after listening to Zhou Ze's words.
"You're repeating what you just said!"
"It shouldn't be." Zhou Ze pulled Leng Qiaoshuang's hand, and his fingers lightly tapped his wrist and said to himself: "The ear is fine..."
"Get out!" Leng Qiaoshuang kicked it over.
Originally, at such a close distance, Leng Qiaoshuang could kick Zhou Ze down with one kick, but he didn't expect to be easily dodged by Zhou Ze.
But this kick made Leng Qiaoshuang hold her stomach and half-squat to the ground.
"Oops... My belly..."
"Captain Leng, what's wrong with you?" The little city manager beside Leng Qiaoshuang hurriedly supported his captain.
"I... I have a stomachache. Leng Qiaoshuang gritted her teeth and insisted, a layer of cold sweat broke out on her forehead.
"What did you do?!" Xiao Chengguan glared angrily, his eyes staring at Zhou Ze angrily.
He clearly saw his captain kick the young man and squatted on the ground holding his stomach.
"I didn't do anything." Zhou Ze spread his hands and struggled to explain.
"I saw my captain kick you like this!"
"What are you talking about! Did someone else kick me or was it my fault? "Zhou Ze didn't want to be blackmailed if he didn't earn any money.
"Didn't I say it all, she has menstrual cramps." Zhou Ze squatted on the ground and looked at Leng Qiaoshuang and continued: "But I have a set of acupuncture techniques to relieve your pain. ”
"Charlatan, what else are you going to do to our captain?" Xiaochengguan was angry.
It didn't matter what he shouted, a group of people suddenly gathered around the street to watch the excitement, and some even raised their mobile phones.
"You insult my name as the Lord of Qingfeng Dao Meditation too much, you want to beg me and I won't give you a needle!" Zhou Ze saw that everyone was gathered around, and his face suddenly became gloomy.
"You!" Xiao Chengguan wanted to say something, but was stopped by Leng Qiaoshuang.
"Can you really relieve the pain?" Leng Qiaoshuang raised her weak face and asked.
Zhou Ze shrugged his shoulders, inadvertently glanced at Leng Qiaoshuang's lower abdomen and said, "You often use abdominal belts and painkillers as soon as your menstrual period comes, and your pain over time is several times that of ordinary people. ”
"How do you know that I use a girdle..."Leng Qiaoshuang covered her stomach and looked at Zhou Ze suspiciously: "Can you really help me relieve my pain?" ”
"Needless to say." Zhou Ze rolled up his sleeves and set up a stand in great style.
"Captain! Don't listen to his nonsense, I'll go to the store next to me and ask you for a cup of hot water..."Xiao Chengguan looked at Zhou Ze's appearance, and hurriedly said to Leng Qiaoshuang.
"It's okay, I don't think he's a charlatan." Leng Qiaoshuang smiled and nodded at Zhou Ze.
He just glanced at himself and guessed that he often used abdominal bands and painkillers during his menstrual period, and he didn't think he was a so-called charlatan.
But at this time, Zhou Ze's face changed, and he said with some hesitation:
"That's... The silver needle I used was placed in the Taoist temple... Didn't bring it out..."
"Look what I said!" Xiao Chengguan grabbed Zhou Ze's little tail and hurriedly screamed.
The people around him also looked at Zhou Ze with contempt, and they all thought in their hearts that this young man was definitely a charlatan!
"You are a charlatan, do you look at our captain Leng and deliberately attract the captain's attention like this!"
Leng Qiaoshuang also frowned and glared at Zhou Ze, but he didn't expect him to be really a charlatan.
"Alright... I don't need you to help me... You just said all that to ask for money... I'll give it to you. Leng Qiaoshuang said weakly.
Xiaochengguan was anxious at the moment: "Captain! A liar, why do you want to give him money! ”
"I'm not a liar..."Zhou Ze was speechless.
"Huh! You say you're not a liar, who believes it! Unless you pull out the silver pin! ”
Zhou Ze reluctantly put his hand in his pocket: "I said that I lost it in the Taoist temple..."
Before he finished speaking, Zhou Ze suddenly noticed that there was an extra object in his palm, and when he spread out his palm, the silver needle that should have been in the Taoist temple appeared in his palm!
What's going on?!
Zhou Ze was dumbfounded...
"I'm here... Telekinesis? ”