Chapter 92: Drunk Him
"Congratulations, being the first to know my secret." Chen Xiao raised his glass and toasted Fang Yu.
Fang Yu smiled and raised his glass, and drank it all.
"This wine is so pure!" He drank it and was easily intoxicated.
"This wine is 53 degrees, and the wine we usually drink outside is about 30 degrees."
"You mean the purity of the wine?"
"Almost." Alcohol content and purity of wine are not the same thing, but it is okay to understand it that way.
"What is the name of this you did today?" Fang Yu sandwiched a steak and asked while eating. He said he wanted to eat the barbecue, but it wasn't the barbecue he imagined.
"This is a steak, and that's not what it usually does. But I'm worried that you're not going to get used to it, so it's like this. ā
"Steak?" Fang Yu could naturally taste the beef, but he didn't find out where the beef ribs were.
Chen Xiao picked up a shrimp with chopsticks and said, "This is a shrimp, the head and shell should be peeled off." She used only chopsticks to eat a shrimp, and then ate other seafood as a demonstration.
Fang Yu also picked up a shrimp and tasted it, feeling that the meat was not fresh.
He had "eaten seafood", and he lived in the ocean a long, long time ago.
There is also a sea in this world. Xiling, Xia, Nanyue, and Beiming are on a continent surrounded by seawater. It's a long way to get from the inland to the sea.
"I don't think you're very curious about what I have in my house either." Chen Xiaodao.
"No, I'm curious, I'm just afraid that you will be disgusted by asking too much."
Chen Xiao smiled and raised a glass to him. Then introduce while eating.
Unconsciously, after drinking two bottles of wine, Chen Xiao took another bottle.
"Drink less." Fang Yu persuaded.
"It's nothing like that. Come, full. Chen Xiao poured Fang Yu full of wine.
"You're trying to get me drunk."
"As the saying goes, if a man is not drunk, a woman has no chance."
"You're saying the opposite!" Fang Yu said with a smile.
"Would you like to give me a chance?"
Fang Yu smiled, lifted the cup and dried it.
"To tell you the truth, why do you want to make a rice noodle machine, a meat grinder, and a refrigerator?" Chen Xiao asked.
"Didn't you tell me to do it?"
"I asked you to do it, but why did you do it?"
"I'm racking my brains to make it, what, what are you suspecting?"
"I suspect you're lying." Chen Xiao didn't hide it, and directly said the question in his heart: "You left the Xia Kingdom since you were a child, and you mainly practiced martial arts in the Xiling Kingdom. You said that you are an old Chinese medicine doctor, who can make gunpowder and burn glass. You discovered my secret a long time ago, and you weren't curious. I wondered: what kind of person would be like you? ā
Fang Yu paused: "Isn't this normal?" ā
"It's not normal at all. Honestly, who are you? Chen Xiao asked.
"I told you. It's all about the truth. ā
"I don't believe it."
"White Worm, White Worm!" Chen Xiao shouted into the air.
Usually when Chen Xiao enters the space, the white snake senses that it will come out. But today they came in, and the white snake hid and didn't come out.
Shouted a few times, but there was no response. Chen Xiao said into the air:
"White Worm, if you don't come out again, I'll slaughter you!" She didn't sound like a joke.
Fang Yuhu looked at her suspiciously. He had never seen Xiao Xiao like this.
In a few moments, a white snake more than two meters long crawled from the porch into the living room and swam to the dining room.
When Fang Yu saw the white worm, he pretended to be frightened, with a vigilant expression.
Chen Xiao didn't care about Fang Yu's expression, and said to Bai Yu:
"Give you a chance, you two fight, and see who can win."
Bai Yin shrunk his neck: "IāI can't beat him." ā
"Don't be so cowardly, you will know only if you compare it." Chen Xiao spoke in a referee's tone.
Fang Yu pretended to be surprised: "This snake can speak!" ā
Chen Xiao turned his head and chuckled at him: "It's been praising you." ā
"Praise me?"
"Yes, you say it's not strange."
Fang Yu looked at the white worm, not knowing whether what Chen Xiao said was true or false. He did ask Bai Yu to match him with Chen Xiao, but he didn't know how it did it.
"Hurry up, do it." Chen Xiao rested his elbows on the dining table, his two fingers supporting his head, as if he was drunk and sleepy.
"Tiny, you're drunk." Fang Yudao.
"I'm not drunk. Don't you think it's strange that a snake can talk? ā
"Yes, I'm weird."
"But I don't think you're surprised." Chen Xiao is yin and yang.
Fang Yu showed surprise at the white snake just now, but in Chen Xiao's opinion, his reaction was too calm. If he didn't know what the white snake was, when the white snake appeared, he should have been the first to protect her, which was like his usual style.
"White Worm, go get the kitchen knife." Chen Xiao ordered.
At this moment, she released "majesty", and Bai Yi felt that bringing a kitchen knife would have a bad result, but if she didn't go, Xiaoxiao was really angry, I am afraid the result would be worse.
It obediently swam to the kitchen, curled the kitchen knife with its tail, and brought it to the table.
"You put a kitchen knife around his neck and ask him who he is? If he doesn't tell the truth, you cut him. Chen Xiao said cruel but joking things.
"Xiaoxiao, you're really drunk." Fang Yudao.
"Shut up." Chen Xiaoshen said to Bai Yu with a face: "Why don't you hurry up, do you want me to do it myself?" ā
The white snake threw down the kitchen knife, fell to the ground and said, "I'm sorry Xiaoxiao, I was wrong." ā
"What did you do wrong?"
The white snake lay on its stomach and did not speak.
Chen Xiao said to Fang Yu: "When it first saw you, it said, 'The strong man is coming', but then he didn't admit that he had said this." Can you explain it to me? ā
"Explain what?" Fang Yu was a little confused.
"A talking snake sees you and says the strong are coming. You both explain it to me. ā
Chen Xiaozao wanted to confront the two of them, but he never had the opportunity. Today, I originally wanted to get Fang Yu drunk and let him tell the truth. But after drinking two bottles of fifty-three degree liquor, Fang Yu was actually fine at all. It turns out that he is also a mass.
Don't waste your wine! Just treat herself as drunk and cheat.
"You're not from this world, who are you?" Chen Xiao asked Fang Yu.
Fang Yu was stunned for a few seconds, and quickly recalled in his mind what flaws he had exposed.
No flaws! Everything was rounded by him.
"Tiny, you're drunk." Fang Yudao.
"I'm not drunk. Honestly, who are you? ā
"I told you, I'm Xiao Fangyu."
"Stop talking nonsense with me. If you are really Xiao Fangyu, you will die to show me now. ā
"Xiaoxiao," Fang Yu lowered his face: "Do you know what you're talking about?" Even if she was drunk, it was too much.
"You still have to insist, are you Xiao Fangyu?" Chen Xiao raised his eyebrows and asked.
"I am who I am." Fang Yu was also a little unhappy.
Chen Xiao stretched out a finger, pointed at him, and nodded: "Okay!" ā
With that, she walked out of the house, towards the lake, and plunged into the water.
Fang Yu thought she was drunk too much and wanted to swim. He followed out, only to see Chen Xiao jump into the water and never come up again.
"White Worm, what's wrong with her?" Fang Yu asked a little anxiously. Chen Xiao has been underwater for more time than a normal person can hold his breath.
The white worm closed his eyes and said in his heart: Don't talk to me!
"Bai Yin, will she be okay? What's wrong with her? ā
The eyes of the white cockroach are closed. In this space, Chen Xiao could hear all the voices, as long as she wanted to.
After a few more minutes, the lake was calm.
Fang Yu thought for a moment, gritted his teeth, took off his clothes and jumped into the water.