The twenty-third episode of Wang Po's bribery and amorous Brother Yun is not angry at the tea shop
It is said that on that day, Wudu turned around and saw the man, turned over and bowed. That person turned out to be none other than Wu Song's brother-in-law Wu Dalang. Wu Song bowed and said, "I haven't seen my brother for more than a year, why are you here?" Wu Dadao: "Second brother, when you have been there for a long time, why don't you send a letter to me?" I hate you and miss you. Wu Song said: "How does my brother complain that I miss me?" Wu Dadao: "When I complained about you, when you were in Qinghe County, you would eat and get drunk, fight with people, often eat lawsuits, teach me to listen to the ya, never have a month to do it, often teach me to suffer, this is to complain about you." When I miss you, I recently got an old and young, the people of Qinghe County are not cowardly, they all come to bully each other, and no one is in charge; Who dares to come and fart when you are at home; I can't live there now, so I have to move here to rent a house, so I miss you. "
The magistrate heard: It turned out that Wuda and Wu Song were born to one mother. Wu Song is eight feet long and dignified; There are thousands of pounds of strength all over his body, how can he beat that tiger? This Wu Dalang is less than five feet tall, with an ugly face and a ridiculous mind; The people of Qinghe County saw that he was born short, and gave him a nickname, called Sancun Dinggu Bark. In Qinghe County, there is a big family, there is a maid, her maiden name is Pan, and her nickname is Jinlian; He is in his twenties and has a bit of color. Because the big man wanted to pester him, the envoy just went to sue the master's wife, and refused to obey. The big family held a grudge against him, but he accompanied some house wives, didn't want Wuda to pay a penny, and married him for nothing. Since Wu Da married that woman, there were a few treacherous prodigal sons in Qinghe County, but they came to his house to be troubled. It turned out that this woman saw that Wu Da was short and short, and her characters were obscene, and she would not be romantic; He's not so bad as to steal a man for the love of the head. Na Wuda was a cowardly man, and he was shouted by this group of people in front of the door from time to time: "What a piece of mutton, it fell into the dog's mouth!" Therefore, Wuda couldn't live firmly in Qinghe County, so he moved to live in a rented house on Zishi Street in Yanggu County, and still sold cooking cakes every day. On this day, we do business in front of the prefecture.
At that moment, I saw Wu Song and Wu Dadao: "Brother, I heard people on the street the day before yesterday who said in an uproar: 'There is a strong man who fights tigers on Jingyanggang, surnamed Wu, and he is the head of the county. I also guessed that it was you, but I only had to meet you today. I will not buy or sell, but I will go with you. Wu Song said: "Brother, where is home?" Wu Da pointed his finger and said, "Only in front of Zishi Street." "
Wu Song took the burden for Wu Da, and Wu Da led Wu Song, turned the bay to wipe the corners, and looked at Zishi Street. After turning two bays, he came to a tea shop between the walls, and Wu shouted "Sister-in-law open the door". I saw that the curtain was opened, and a woman came out under the curtain and answered, "Big brother, why did you return in the middle of the morning?" Wu Dadao: "Your uncle is here, and come to see you." Wu Dalang took the burden and came out and said, "Second brother, come into the house to meet your sister-in-law." "
Wu Song lifted the curtain, went inside, and met the woman. Wu Da said: "Sister-in-law, it turns out that it was my brother who killed the big insect on Jingyang Gang. The woman crossed her hands and said, "Uncle, Wanfu." Wu Song said: "Sister-in-law, please take a seat." "
Wu Song pushed the gold mountain at the moment, poured the jade pillar, and bowed his head. The woman stepped forward and hugged Wu Song and said, "Uncle, kill the slave family!" Wu Song said: "Sister-in-law is courteous." The woman said: "The slave family heard the king of the wall say, 'There is a good man who fights tigers to welcome him to the county,' and ask the slave family to take a look." I don't want to be late, I can't catch up, I haven't seen it. It turned out to be an uncle. Let's ask my uncle to go upstairs and sit down. "
The three of them went upstairs and sat down. The woman looked at Wuda and said, "I'll sit on the ground with my uncle." You go and arrange some food and drink for your uncle. Wu Daying said: "The best." Second brother, you sit down, and I'll come. "
Wu Da went downstairs. The woman looked at Wu Song's character upstairs, and thought to herself: "Wu Song and he are the same mother and brother, and he was born like this. If I marry such a person, I will not be in vain for the rest of my life! Look at my three-inch Dinggu bark, three points like a human, seven points like a ghost, I am so angry! According to Wu Song, the big insect also ate him and knocked him down, he must have good strength. He said that he was never married, so why not ask him to move in with me? ...... I don't want this marriage to be here! ......"
The woman asked Wu Song with a smile on her face, "Uncle, how many days have you been here?" Wu Song replied: "It's been more than ten days here." The woman said, "Uncle, where do you rest?" Wu Song said: "The right to mess with the disorder rests in the county ya." The woman said, "Uncle, it is inconvenient to be on the ground." Wu Song said: "Alone, easy to cook." Morning and evening have their own soldiers to serve. The woman said, "How can such people serve their uncles?" Why don't you move in with a family? When I want some soup to eat in the morning and evening, the slave family personally arranges to eat with my uncle, isn't it better than this guy? Uncle ate the clear soup and was relieved. Wu Song said: "Thank you deeply, sister-in-law." "
The woman said, "There is an aunt somewhere else." It's good to take it and have a meeting. Wu Song said: "Wu Er has never been married. Then the woman asked, "Uncle, how young is it?" Wu Song said: "Wu Er is twenty-five years old. The woman said, "The long slave is three years old." Uncle, where did you come from? Wu Song said: "I have lived in Cangzhou for more than a year, and I just want my brother to live in Qinghe County, but I don't want to move here." "
The woman said, "It's hard to put it into words! Since marrying your brother, you have eaten him and been bullied; Qinghe County can't live in it, so I moved here. If Uncle is so majestic, who dares to say 'no'! Wu Song said: "My brother has always done his duty, not like Wu Er. The woman laughed and said, "How can you say it so upside down!" As the saying goes: 'If a person has no strong bones, he will not be strong.' 'The slave family is happy in life, and I can't see such a person who 'doesn't look back after three answers, and turns around with four answers'. Wu Song said: "My brother didn't get into trouble, so I want my sister-in-law to worry." "
Before he could finish talking upstairs, Wuda bought some wine, meat and fruits and came back, put them in the kitchen, walked upstairs, and shouted, "Sister-in-law, you come down and arrange." The woman answered, "Look at the one who knows nothing!" Uncle sat on the ground here, but taught me to leave it off! Wu Song said: "Sister-in-law, please take care of yourself." The woman said: "Why don't you ask the king of the wall to arrange the convenience, but I don't see the convenience like this!" "
Wu Da went to the central wall, and the Wang Po arranged it properly, and they all moved upstairs and put it on the table, which was nothing more than some fish, meat, fruits and vegetables, and then scalded the wine.
Wu Da asked the woman to sit on the main seat, Wu Song sat on the table, and Wu Da fought horizontally. The three of them sat down, and Wu Da sifted the wine in front of everyone. The woman took the wine and said, "Uncle, don't care about it, please have a drink." Wu Song said: "Thank you, sister-in-law." Hugh said. "
Wu Da looked straight up and down to sift the wine and scald the wine, where to take care of other things, the woman smiled lovely, and said, "Uncle, why don't you eat fish and meat together?" "The one who has been picked will be handed over. Wu Song is a straight man, and he only treats him as a sister-in-law. Who knew that the woman was a handmaiden, and she was accustomed to petty care. Wuda is also a kind and weak person, and he will treat people there. The woman ate a few glasses of wine and looked only at Wu Song's body with one pair of eyes. Wu Song couldn't see it when he ate it, so he just lowered his head and ignored it.
After eating more than a dozen glasses of wine that day, Wu Song got up. Wu Dadao: "Second brother, let's have a few more drinks." Wu Song said: "I had to go to the ground, but I came to see my brother again." "All sent downstairs. The woman said, "Uncle, you will move into the house; If my uncle doesn't move in, teach me to eat other people's jokes as well. It's hard to compare with others as brothers. Big brother, you can arrange a room and invite your uncle to come to the house to live, and stop teaching the neighbors and neighbors to say no. Wu Dadao: "Sister-in-law is right. Second brother, you moved here and taught me to fight for breath. Wu Song said: "Since my brother and sister-in-law said it, I picked up some luggage tonight." The woman said, "Uncle, you must remember that the slave is here to watch." "
Wu Song said goodbye to his brother and sister-in-law, left Zishi Street, and went to the county, just when the magistrate was sitting in the hall. Wu Song came to the hall and said: "Wu Song has a brother who moved to live on Zishi Street; Wu Song wants to rest at home, and in the morning and evening, he listens to the call in the yamen, and he does not dare to go without permission, so he asks for grace. Zhixian said: "This is filial piety, how can I stop you; You can come to the county every day to serve. "
Wu Song thanked him and packed his luggage. There were newly made clothes and the items rewarded by the former, and a soldier was asked to pick them up, and Wu Song led them to his brother's house. When the woman saw this, she was as happy as she was in the middle of the night, and she laughed. Wu Da called a carpenter, so he went downstairs and made a whole room, made a bed, put a table in it, installed two pestles, and a stove. Wu Song settled his luggage first, and ordered the soldiers to go back and rest at his sister-in-law's house that night.
The next morning, the woman hurriedly got up to boil the noodle soup, scooped up mouthwash, asked Wu Song to wash his mouth, wrapped a towel, and went out to the county to paint. The woman said, "Uncle, I have drawn a mao, come back early to eat, and go to eat elsewhere." Wu Song said: "I'll come." "I went to the county to draw a mao, waited for a morning, and returned home. The woman washed her hands and cleaned her nails, and arranged the meal. The three of them ate at the same table, Wu Song ate, and the woman held a cup of tea in both hands and handed it to Wu Song to eat. Wu Song said: "Teach my sister-in-law to suffer, Wu Song is restless. The county sent a soldier to summon it. The woman cried out, "Uncle, why do you see so much?" their own flesh and blood, and they do not serve others. So he set aside a soldier to use it, and the pot and stove were not clean, and the slave could not see such people in his eyes. Wu Song said: "When I was on the ground, I was born to my sister-in-law. "
The words are boring. Since Wu Song moved to his house, he took some silver and Wu Da to teach him to buy cakes and tea fruits, and invited his neighbors to eat tea. The neighbors came to favor Wu Song, and Wu Da arranged to return to the table, all of which were fine.
After a few days, Wu Song took out a colorful satin and made clothes with his sister-in-law. The woman grinned and said, "Uncle, how to make it." Since the uncle put it with the slave family, he didn't dare to refuse, so he had to take it. "
Since then, Wu Song has only stayed at his brother's house. Wu Da went to the street to pick up and sell cooking cakes. Wu Song went to the county every day to draw Mao and promised to send envoys. No matter how late or early she returned, the woman had a meal, happily, and served Wu Song, but Wu Song couldn't help it. The woman often teased him with words, but Wu Song was a hard-hearted and straightforward man, but he was not surprised.
Words are long, and words are short. I didn't feel that more than a month had passed, and I saw the weather in December. The wind was tight for several days, and the clouds were dense in all directions, and the heavy snow came early in the morning. The snow fell until the end of the day.
The next day, Wu Song went out to the county early in the morning to draw Mao, and did not return until mid-day. Wu Da was driven out by this woman to do business, Yang and the princess of the wall bought some wine and meat, and went to Wu Song's house to set a pot of charcoal, thinking to himself: "I really teased him today, I don't believe that he is not emotional." ......"
The woman stood alone and waited under the curtain, only to see Wu Song returning from the chaotic jade. The woman lifted the curtain and greeted her with a smile, "Uncle, cold? Wu Song said: "Thank you sister-in-law for worrying." "When he entered, he removed the felt hats. The woman took it with both hands. Wu Song said: "Don't work for your sister-in-law." "I have whisked the snow and hung it on the wall; Untied the belt around his waist, took off his parrot green silk jacket, and went into the room to ride.
The woman said, "Wait until you get up early." Uncle, why don't you come back for breakfast? Wu Song said: "It's an acquaintance in the county, please have breakfast." But there was another cup, and I was so annoyed that I kept coming home. The woman said, "the ground; Uncle, to the fire. Wu Song said: "Okay." So he took off his oily boots, changed into a pair of socks, and put on warm shoes; Take a pestle and sit on the ground near the fire. The woman tied the front door and closed the back door, but she brought some fruits and vegetables into Wu Song's room and set them on the table.
Wu Song asked, "Where did my brother go and didn't return?" The woman said, "Your brother goes out to do business every day, and my uncle and I drink three cups of wine." Wu Song said: "Yifa will wait for my brother's family to eat." The woman said, "Wait for him there!" Wait for him! "
I still haven't said it, so I warmed up a bottle of wine. Wu Song said: "Sister-in-law sits on the ground, and it is proper to wait for Wu Er to go and scald the wine." The woman said, "Uncle, you are at your own convenience." And the woman took a pestle and sat down by the fire. There are cups and plates on the table next to the fire. The woman took a glass of wine, held it in her hand, looked at Wu Song and said, "Uncle, drink this cup full." Wu Song took it and drank it all. The woman sifted another glass of wine and said, "It's cold, uncle, drink in two glasses." Wu Song said: "Sister-in-law is at her own convenience." Then he drank it all.
Wu Song sifted a glass of wine and handed it to the woman to eat. The woman took the wine and ate it, but she poured it again with a note and put it in front of Wu Song. The woman showed her breasts slightly, her mustache was half-dark, and she had a smile on her face, and said, "I heard an idler say: Uncle has a singer on the East Street in front of the county. Do you dare to say this? Wu Song said: "Sister-in-law Hugh listens to outsiders' nonsense. Takeji has never been such a person. The woman said, "I don't believe it, I'm afraid that my uncle's words don't like my heart." Wu Song said: "When my sister-in-law doesn't believe it, I only ask my brother." The woman said, "He knows what." When he knew these things, he stopped selling bread. Uncle, please have a drink. "I sifted three or four glasses of wine in a row.
The woman also had three cups of wine in her stomach, which stirred the heart of spring, and she could hold it down, and she just gossiped about it. Wu Song also knew four or five points, and he only lowered his head. The woman got up and went to scald the wine. Wu Song picked up the fire in the room and clustered the fire.
The woman warmed a pour of wine, came to the room, held the note with one hand, and went to Wu Song's shoulder blade with the other hand to pinch it, and said, "Uncle, don't you wear these clothes only?" "Wu Song is already six or seven unhappy, and he shouldn't be either. When the woman saw that he should not, she came and grabbed the fire, and said, "Uncle can't make fires, so I and my uncle will make fires; As long as it's as hot as a brazier. Wu Song was eight or nine minutes anxious, but he didn't make a sound. The woman's desire was like fire, and she didn't see Wu Song's anxiety, so she put the fire on it, but sifted a glass of wine, took a sip of herself, and left most of it, looked at Wu Song and said, "If you have the heart, eat my half of the residual wine." "
Wu Song snatched it with his hand, splashed it on the ground, and said, "Sister-in-law! Hugh will be shameless! "Just push the handle, and push the woman over to the other. Wu Song opened his eyes and said: "Wu Er is a man with teeth and hair who stands up to the sky, not such a pig and dog who corrupts customs and has no humanity!" Sister-in-law Hugh wants to be so shameless! If there is some wind and grass, Wu Er recognizes it as his sister-in-law in his eyes, but he doesn't recognize it as his sister-in-law in his fist! Come again, Hugh will be on the ground! "
The woman's face turned red, and she took away her pestle and said, "I am playing tricks on my own merits, and I am not so straight that I can get up seriously!" I don't know how to respect people! "I moved the dishes and went down to the kitchen. Wu Song was angry in the room.
But the sky is early. Wu Da returned with a burden and pushed the door, and the woman hurriedly opened the door. Wu Da came in to rest, and when he went to the kitchen, he saw his wife's eyes red from crying. Wu Dadao: "Who are you messing with?" The woman said, "It's all because you don't fight and teach outsiders to bully me!" Wu Dadao: "Who dares to bully you!" The woman said, "I know who I am!" Fighting for Nai Wuji, I saw him returning in the snow, so I hurriedly arranged wine and invited him to eat; When he saw that there was no one before him, he teased me with his words! Wu Dadao: "My brother is not such a person, he has never been honest. Hugh should be loud and eat the jokes of the neighbors. Wu Da left his wife, came to Wu Song's room, and shouted: "Second brother, you haven't eaten snacks, I'll eat some wine with you." Wu Song only kept silent, pondered for a long time, then took off his silk shoes, still put on oily shoes, put on the cover, brought a felt hat, tied a bag around his head, and went out on the other hand. Wu Da shouted: "Second brother, where to go?" "No, I just kept going.
Wu Da returned to the kitchen and asked his wife: "I told him that he shouldn't, just look at the road in front of the county, and somehow it happened!" The woman scolded, "Sticky bucket! What a hard place to see! That guy was ashamed, he didn't have the face to see you, and walked out! I won't let you stay here and rest at home!" Wu Dadao: "He has to eat other people's jokes when he moves out." The woman said, "Chaos Spirit! He came to tease me, but he didn't eat others laughing! If you want to talk to him, I can't be such a man!" You returned my letter of resignation, and you kept him for yourself! Wu Da dared to speak again.
The two of them were at home, and saw Wu Song lead a soldier, holding a plaque, came to the room to pack his luggage, and went out. Wu Da rushed out and shouted, "Second brother, why did you move there?" Wu Song said: "Brother, don't ask; Speaking of which, put on your pretense. You're left to me. "
Wu Da dared to speak again, and Wu Song moved there. The woman muttered inside, "But it's good! People only say that one brother is the head of the capital, how to feed his brother and sister-in-law, but he doesn't know how to chew and bite people! It's exactly 'flower papaya, empty and beautiful'! You moved, thank goodness! And get the enemy away from the eyes! "
Seeing his wife's scolding like this, Wu Da was somehow just unhappy in his heart and couldn't let him go.
Since Wu Song moved to the county government to rest, Wu Dazi still goes to the street every day to sell cooking cakes. was going to go to the county to find his brother to talk, but he was instructed by this mother-in-law not to go to him; Therefore, Wu Da did not dare to look for Wu Song.
Between the fingers, the years are like a stream, and I don't feel the snow clear. After more than ten days, it was said that the county magistrate had come since he arrived, but it had been more than two and a half years; earn a lot of gold and silver, and want to send people to Tokyo to be stored and used by relatives, and seek a promotion; But he is afraid that someone will rob him on the road, and he must have a capable henchman to go; Meng Ke remembered Wu Songlai, "If this person must go." ...... There are such heroes! On the same day, he summoned Wu Song to the yamen to discuss: "I have a relative who lives in the city of Tokyo; If you want to send a gift, you can take a letter and say goodbye. I'm afraid that it will not be easy to travel on the way, and I have to get it with heroes like you. You can rest your hard work and go with me. Come back and I will reward you with all my might. Wu Song responded: "The villain has to be promoted by grace, and he dares to push the blame." and when he was sent, he had no choice but to go. The villain has never been to Tokyo, so he watched the scene there. Xianggong, just do it tomorrow. "The magistrate was overjoyed and rewarded three cups, no problem.
Let's say that Wu Song led the county magistrate and went out of the county. When he got to the bottom of the place, he took some silver taels and called a soldier, but he went to the street to buy a bottle of wine and fish, flesh and fruits, etc., and went all the way to Zishi Street until he was in the martial arts. Wu Da happened to come back from selling cooking cakes, and saw Wu Song sitting on the ground in front of the door, and asked the soldiers to go to the kitchen to make arrangements. The woman was in constant love, and when she saw Wu Song bringing the wine and food, she thought to herself: "Why don't you think about me here, but come back?" ...... That guy must be no better than me! And ask him slowly. "
The woman went upstairs to re-balance the flour, then straightened her mustache, changed into some bright clothes, and came to the door to greet Wu Song. The woman prayed, "Uncle, somehow misunderstood?" He didn't come to the door for several days, and the slave didn't pay attention to it. Every day, I asked your brother to come to the county to find your uncle to accompany you, and when I returned, I only said: 'Nowhere to be found.' Today I am glad that my uncle's house has come. What do you do with bad money? Wu Song replied: "Wu Er has a saying, I have come to talk to my brother and sister-in-law." The woman said, "In that case, go upstairs and sit on the ground." "
The three of them came to the guest seat upstairs, and Wu Song asked his brother and sister-in-law to sit down. Wu Song shook his pestle and sat sideways. The soldiers brought the wine and meat upstairs and placed them on the table. Wu Song persuaded his brother and sister-in-law to eat and drink. The woman only looked at Wu Song. Wu Song only cared about eating and drinking.
When the wine reached the fifth round, Wu Song begged for a cup, asked the soldiers to sift a glass of wine, held it in his hand, looked at Wu Da, and said: "Big brother is on top, today Wu Er Mengzhi County is going to Tokyo to do the work, and he will set off tomorrow." Most of them are two months, and at least forty or fifty days to return. There is a sentence to tell you, you have always been cowardly, I am not at home, I am afraid of being bullied by outsiders. If you sell 10 cages of bread every day, you will only make 5 cages and sell them from tomorrow onwards. Go out late and return early every day, don't eat and drink with people; When I returned home, I lowered the curtain and closed the door early, saving a lot of right and wrong. If someone bullies you, don't argue with him, and wait for me to reason with him. When the eldest brother is in me, he drinks this cup full. Wu Da took the wine and said: "My brother sees it, I will follow you." "
After eating a glass of wine, Wu Song sifted a second glass of wine and said to the woman: "Sister-in-law is a delicate person, there is no need for Wu Song to say more. My brother is a simple person, and it is all up to my sister-in-law to call the shots about him. As the saying goes: 'The outside is not as strong as the inside.' 'Sister-in-law has settled on the family, what is my brother bothering about? Don't you hear the saying of the ancients: 'Dogs don't enter'? "
The woman was told this by Wu Song, and a little red rose from her ears, and her face rose purple; Pointing at Wuda, he scolded: "You pickled chaos!" What words do you say to outsiders, bully the old lady! I'm a man without a headscarf, tinkling mother-in-law! Standing on the fist, walking on the arm, walking on the face! It's not the turtle wife who can't wait! Since marrying Wuda, a real ant doesn't dare to come into the house! What's wrong with the fence that dogs can get into? You are talking nonsense, and every word will fall! Drop the bricks and tiles, and hit the ground one by one! Wu Song smiled: "If your sister-in-law is like this, it's best; As long as the heart and mouth are corresponding, don't 'the heart is not like the mouth'. In this case, Wu Er remembers what his sister-in-law said, please drink this cup. "
The woman pushed away the glass and ran downstairs; walked up the half-escalator and spoke: "You are smart and clever, but you don't say 'the eldest sister-in-law is the mother'? When I first married Wuhan University, I never heard of any uncles! There you can walk 'whether you are a pro or not, you have to be Qiao's father-in-law'! Since the old lady is unlucky, the bird hits many things! "I cried and went downstairs. The woman put on her own makeup, and she was very treacherous.
Brothers Wu Da and Wu Song ate a few more cups. Wu Song bid farewell to his brother. Wu Dadao: "Brother, went?" Come back early and see you! When he spoke, he didn't feel tears falling into his eyes. Wu Song saw tears in Wu Da's eyes, so he said: "My brother doesn't do business, just sit on the ground at home; Entangled brothers send themselves to the future. Wu Da sent Wu Song downstairs. Before going out, Wu Song said again: "Big brother, don't forget my words." "
Wu Song brought the soldiers back to the county to clean up. I got up early the next day, tied up my package, and came to see Zhixian. Nazhi County has sent a car to load all the cages on the car; ordered two strong soldiers, and the county government appointed two henchmen to be the companions, and they were all ordered. The four followed Wu Song to the front of the hall to bid farewell to the magistrate, dragged up, carried a knife, imprisoned the car, and a group of five people left Yanggu County and took the road to Tokyo.
The words are divided into two ends. only said that Wu Dalang has been eating the mother-in-law for three or four days since Wu Song said it. Wu Da swallowed his anger, scolded himself, and only relied on his brother's words in his heart, he really only made half of the cooking cakes every day and went out to sell, and returned before he was late.
When the woman saw this, she was anxious in her heart, and pointed to Wu Da's face and scolded: "Chaotic turbidity, I have never seen the sun in half a day, so I closed the funeral door, and I have to eat others to tell me how to ban ghosts in my house!" Listen to your brother's beak, and you are not afraid of others laughing at you! Wu Dadao: "They laugh at my family's forbidden ghosts." My brother said good things, and saved a lot of right and wrong. The woman said, "Phew! Turbidity! You're a man, you don't call the shots, but you listen to others! Wu Da shook his hand and said, "It's up to him." My brother is the word of gold! "
Since Wu Song has been gone for more than ten days, Wuhan University only returns early every day; When he returned to his house, he closed the door. The woman also quarreled with him a few times; I'm used to it backwards, and I don't think it's a thing. From then on, when the woman made an appointment to touch Wu Da's return, she first went to close the curtain and closed the door. When Wu Da saw it, he was also happy in his heart, and thought: "It's good when you are on the ground!" ......"
After another three or two days, the winter has ended, and the sky is slightly warmer. On the same day, General Wu returned. And the woman was accustomed to it, and she went to the door and forked the curtain. It's also appropriate, but it's good to walk by the curtain alone. From ancient times: "If you don't have a coincidence, you can't speak." "The woman was holding the pole in her hand and was about to slip and fall, and she was not in good shape, but she was struck on the man's turban. The man stood on his feet, intending to have a seizure; When I looked back, it was a bewitching woman, who first burned half of herself, and her anger went straight through the "Java country", and she changed her face into a smile and a groan. Seeing that the woman was not surprised, she crossed her hands and said deeply, "The slave family has missed for a while. Is the official in pain? The man straightened his turban with his hand, and bowed his waist to the ground, saying, "It's okay." The lady flashed her hand? But the princess in this wall saw it under the water curtain in the tea bureau, and said with a smile: "Wu! Who taught the officials to beat the edge of this roof? Hit just right! The man laughed, "This is a villain, isn't it." Rushing into the lady, Hugh blame. The woman also smiled and said, "The officials forgive some slaves." The man laughed again, sang a big song, and said, "The villain doesn't dare." Those eyes were only on this woman, and she turned her head seven or eight times, staggered to herself, and walked on her figure-eight feet. The woman took the curtain and went in, closed the door, and waited for Wuda to return.
What is the name of that man? Where to live? It turned out to be just a wealthy man in Yanggu County, who opened a crude medicine shop in front of the county. Since childhood, he has also been a treacherous person, making some good punches; Recently, there has been an outbreak, specializing in some official affairs in the county, indiscriminately dealing with people, talking about things too much, and trapping officials. Therefore, the people of the county spared him. That person's surname was Ximen, and he was the first in rank, and everyone called him Ximen Dalang. Recently, he has made a fortune, and people call him a great official of Simon.
After a while, I saw that Ximen Qing turned around, stepped into the Wang Po Tea House, and went to sit under the water curtain. Wang Po smiled: "A big official, but he sings a big fat song!" Ximen Qing also smiled and said: "Godmother, come on, let me ask you: Who is this female in the wall?" Wang Po said: "He is the sister of King Yama!" The daughter of General Godo! Ask him how? Ximen Qing said: "I'll talk to you right, don't make fun of it." Wang Po said: "How can the big officials not recognize that his husband sells cooked food in front of the county every day." ......" Ximen Qing said: "Could it be that Xu San, who sells jujube cakes?" Wang Po shook her hand and said, "No; If it's his, it's a couple. The big officials guessed again. Ximen Qing said: "But the wife of the second brother of the silver burden?" Wang Po shook her head and said, "No! If it were his, it would be a pair. Ximen Qing said: "Dare to be the wife of Lu Xiaoyi?" Wang Po laughed and said, "No! If it's his, it's a good pair! Guess again. Ximen Qing said: "Godmother, I actually can't guess." Wang Po laughed and said, "The good teacher laughed when he learned about it." His old man is Wu Dalang, who sells cooking cakes on the street. Ximen Qing stumbled and smiled: "Isn't it Wu Dalang who is called him by someone who has three-inch Dinggu bark?" Wang Po said, "It's him." When Ximenqing heard this, he cried out bitterly and said, "What a piece of mutton, how did it fall into the dog's mouth!" Wang Po said: "This is such a hard work! From the ancient road: 'The horse carries the foolish man away, and the clever woman often sleeps with the clumsy husband.' 'If the old partiality under the moon is like this! Ximen Qing said: "Wang Qianniang, how much tea money do I owe to you?" Wang Po said: "It's not much, it's up to him, but when he rests." Ximen Qing said again: "Who is your son going out with?" Wang Po said, "I can't say." I went up with a guest, but I haven't returned yet, and I don't know whether I'm alive or dead. Ximen Qing said: "But you don't call him to follow me?" Wang Po smiled and said, "If a big official promotes him, it is very good." Ximen Qing said: "When he returns, he will care." After a few more gossip, he got up and went.
About half an hour, he stepped on the curtain at the door of Wang Po's shop and sat on the ground, and took a break in front of the martial arts gate. Wang Po came out and said, "Big official, eat a 'plum soup'?" Ximen Qing said: "It's best, add more acid." Wang Po made a plum soup and handed it to Ximenqing with both hands. Ximenqing ate slowly, and put the tray on the table. Ximen Qing said: "Wang Qianniang, you have done a good job in this plum soup, how many are in the house?" Wang Po smiled: "The old body has been a matchmaker, so please be in the house." Ximen Qing said: "I asked you about plum soup, but you said that you were a matchmaker, how much worse?" Wang Po said: "The old man only listened to the big officials who asked this 'matchmaker' to do well, and the old man only said that he was a matchmaker." Ximen Qing said: "Qianniang, you are not only a matchmaker, but also a matchmaker with me, and you are a good family." I thank you very much. Wang Po said: "Big official, when the eldest lady in your house learned about it, how could the mother-in-law eat her ears so much?" Ximen Qing said: "My eldest lady is the best, and she is very tolerant." Seeing that I also asked a few people around me at home, but none of them won my favor. If you have such a good one to advocate with me, then you might as well come and say. It's a 'repeater', as long as it hits my heart. Wang Po said: "The day before yesterday, there was a good one, but I am afraid that the big officials don't want it." Ximen Qing said: "If it is good, you and I will do it, and I will thank you." Wang Po said: "Born twelve-point characters, but older." Ximen Qing said: "It's one or two years old, and it doesn't matter." How old are you? Wang Po said: "That lady Wu Yin was born, belonging to the tiger, and the New Year is exactly ninety-three years old. Ximen Qing smiled: "Look at this Feng woman! Just make fun of the wind! Ximen Qing smiled and got up.
Seeing that it was dark, Wang Po had just lit the lamp and was about to close the door, only to see Ximen Qing stepping on the future again, and went to sit on the head under the curtain, and looked in front of the martial gate. Wang Po said: "Big official, how about eating a 'Hehe soup'?" Ximen Qing said: "It's best, godmother, sweeter." Wang Po ordered a cup of Hehe soup and handed it to Ximen Qing to eat. After a while, she got up and said, "The godmother has kept the accounts, and the money will be returned tomorrow." Wang Po said, "Okay." Fu Wei settled, please visit early in the future. Ximenqing smiled again. Nothing happened that night.
The next day, early in the morning, Wang Po opened the door, and when she looked out of the door, she saw this Ximen Qing walking back and forth in front of the door. Wang Po saw it and said, "This brush is tight!" You see I put some sweet candy on this guy's nose, but he can't lick it. That guy will ask the people in the county to cheapen, and teach him to come to the old lady to accept some shortcomings! "
Wang Po opened the door and was making charcoal in the tea bureau and tidying up the tea pot. Ximen Qing rushed into the tea room, came under the water curtain, looked at the curtain in front of the martial arts gate and sat down. Wang Po only didn't see it, she only fanned the stove in the tea bureau, and didn't come out to ask for tea. Ximenqing shouted: "Ganniang, order two teas." Wang Po smiled and said, "Big official, are you here?" It is rare for days to come. You may be seated. Then he ordered two glasses of ginger tea and put them on the table in the future. Ximen Qing said: "Godmother, accompany me for a cup of tea." Wang Po laughed and said, "I'm not 'insinuating'!" Ximen Qing also laughed and asked, "Godmother, what is the wall selling!" Wang Po said: "His family sells steamed river drains, hot and mild, and spicy crisps." Ximenqing smiled: "Look! This woman is just the wind! Wang Po smiled: "I'm not windy, his family has his own husband!" Ximen Qing said: "Godmother, tell you something serious: saying that his family cooks cakes like this, I want to ask him to make thirty or fifty, and I don't know how to go out at home?" Wang Po said: "If you want to buy cooking cakes, wait for him to come back on the street to buy them, why do you have to go to the door?" Ximen Qing said: "What the godmother said is true." After eating tea, I sat down, got up and said, "Godmother, keep the accounts." Wang Po said, "It's okay." The old lady wrote it firmly on the account. Ximenqing smiled.
When Wang Po was only in the tea bureau, she saw Ximenqing in front of the door again and took a look; Walking to the west and looking at it again; Walked seven or eight times; Walk into the tea room. Wang Po said: "Big officials are scarce! Not seeing each other for a while! Ximen Qing got up with a smile, went to his side and took out one or two pieces of silver and handed it to Wang Po, and said, "Godmother, the right to collect the money for making tea." The mother-in-law smiled and said, "Why do you lose so much?" Ximen Qing said: "Just put it away." "
The mother-in-law secretly rejoiced and said, "It's coming!" This brush deserves to be defeated! And he hid the silver two, and said: "The old man sees that the big officials are a little thirsty, how about eating a 'wide fried leaf catechu'?" Ximen Qing said: "How can Qianniang guess? The mother-in-law said, "It's hard to guess. From the ancient saying: 'The entrance is not to ask about the glory and withering, and you will know it by looking at the face. 'The old man can guess all the strange things that are happening. Ximen Qing said: "I have a matter on my heart, when my godmother can guess it, I will have five taels of silver with you." "
Wang Po said with a smile: "The old lady doesn't have to guess three wisdoms and five guesses, and she can guess ten points with only one wisdom." Great official, you bring your ears. ...... You have been walking closely for the past two days, and you must be thinking about the person next door. How do I guess? Ximen Qing smiled and said: "Qianniang, your Zhisai Sui He, the strong Lu Jia!" Don't hide it from my godmother and say: When I somehow ate his sun-forked curtain, I saw this side, but it seemed to have received my three souls and seven souls. It's just that it doesn't make sense to get into the foot. I wonder if you'll do it? "
Wang Po laughed and said, "The old man doesn't hide it from the officials." My family sells tea, and it's called 'Ghost Fighting'! Three years ago, on the day of the snow on the third day of the sixth month, I sold a bubble tea, and it has not been on the market until now. Rely on some 'miscellaneous' to nourish your mouth. Ximenqing asked, "How do you call it 'miscellaneous'?" Wang Po smiled: "The old body is the head of the matchmaker; will be a tooth woman again; I will also hug my waist, I will also collect small ones, I will also talk about style, and I will also do 'Ma Bo Liu'. Ximen Qing said: "Qianniang, when you can talk to me, I will send ten taels of silver to make a coffin book with you." "
Wang Po said: "Great official, listen to me: But whoever is bare, two words are the most difficult, and you have to complete all five things to do it." The first, Pan An's appearance; the second, a donkey-sized license; the third, it seems that Deng Tong is rich; Fourth, if you are small, you must endure it with a needle in cotton; Fifth, to be idle: these five pieces are called 'Pan, Donkey, Deng, Xiao, Idle'. With all five of them, the matter is obtained. Ximen Qing said: "I won't tell you the truth, I have some of these five things: first, although my face is not as good as Pan An, I can also be satisfied; Second, I used to raise a big turtle when I was young; Third, my family also has a lot of money, although it is not as good as Deng Tong, I can also get by; Fourthly, I was most patient, and he beat me four hundred times, and did not want me to reply to him; Fifth, I have the most spare time, otherwise, how can I get here? Godmother, you only make me! When it's complete, I thank you with all my might. "
Wang Po said: "Great official, although you said that all five things are complete, I know that there is one more thing to disturb; It's also mostly pricked. Ximenqing said, "Why are you disturbing anything?" Wang Po said: "Big official, don't blame the old man and say bluntly: But where it is the most difficult to hold the light, when it is ten points of light, it is difficult to make the money to nine cents and nine cents." I know that you have never been stingy, and you will not make money indiscriminately, but only this one thing. Ximen Qing said: "This is very easy to heal, I just listen to your words." "
Wang Po said: "If the big official is willing to make money, the old man has a plan, so he will teach the big official to meet this female." I don't know if the officials are willing to follow me? Ximen Qing said: "No matter what you choose, I will depend on you." What is the best plan for the godmother? Wang Po smiled and said, "It's late today, let's go back." After half a year and three months, I came to discuss. Ximen Qing knelt down and said, "Godmother! Hugh wants Sako, you make me! "
Wang Po smiled: "The big officials are panicked again; The old body's plan is on the top, although he can't enter the Wucheng Wang Temple, he is as strong as Sun Wuzi teaching female soldiers, and he catches nine out of ten! Great official, I tell you today: This person was originally the adopted daughter of a big family in Qinghe County, but he did a good job of needlework. Great official, you buy a white silk, a blue embroidery, a white silk, and then use ten taels of good cotton, all of which are with the old body. But I went over and asked him for tea, but I said to the girl, 'There is a benefactor who has come with me to borrow a set of clothes.' Yang and the lady and the old body choose a good day and ask a tailor to do it. If he sees me say this, and does not pay attention to me, the matter is closed. If he says, 'I'll do it for you,' and don't want me to call him a tailor, then there will be a light." So I asked him to do it. If he says, 'I will do it in my house,' and he refuses to come, then the matter is closed." If he rejoices, he says, 'I'll do it, and I'll cut it for you.'" Then there is two parts of the light. If you are willing to come to me, you should arrange some food and drinks for him. On the first day, don't come. On the second day, if he said that he was not at that time, he would definitely leave the house, and the matter was suspended. If he is willing to come to my house and do it, the light will be three points. On this day, you shall not come. By noon on the third day, you were dressed up and coughing. Then you said at the door, 'Why haven't you seen Wang Qianniang for days?' So I will come out and invite you into your room. If he sees you coming, and gets up and runs away, shall I hold him back? The matter was put to rest. If he sees you coming in, and does not move, the light is fourfold. When he sat down, he said to the female, 'This is the benefactor of my clothes, kill him!' 'I exaggerate the many good things of a ruler, and you sell his needle and thread. If he doesn't come and say yes, the matter will be closed. But if he agrees to speak with his mouth, the light is five points. But I said, 'It's rare that this lady can do it with me.' Kill your two donors: one who contributes money and the other who contributes. It's not that the old body is different, it's rare that this lady is here, and the official is good to be a master and pour hands for the old body and the lady. Then you will take out the money and buy it from me. If he pulls away and leaves, won't he be stopped? The matter was put to rest. If he does not move, the light will be six. But I took the money, and when I went out, I said to him, 'There is a lady who treats the great officials and sits down.' If he also gets up and goes to his house, will I hinder him? The matter was put to rest. If he doesn't get up and walk around, the matter will be fine, and the light will be seven. When I got something to buy and put it on the table, I said, 'Lady, pack up your life and have a drink, it's rare for this official to have bad money.' If he refuses to eat at the table with you, and goes back, the matter is closed. If he only says with his mouth that he wants to go, but does not move, then it is all right. This light is eight points. When the wine he ate was strong, and he was saying that he could enter Hong Kong, I pushed that there was no wine, and asked you to buy it again, and you asked me to buy it. All I'm going to do is buy wine, pull the door shut, and shut you and him inside. If he is anxious and runs away, the matter is closed. If he is dragged by me to the door, and is not anxious, then the light will be nine points. It's all you need to do. It's hard. Official, you are in the room, and you will enter with a few sweet words; But thou shalt not be violent; So I went and disturbed the matter, and I didn't care about you at that time. First of all, you pretend to blow off a pair of chopsticks with your sleeves on the table, and you only do go to the ground to pick up the chopsticks and pinch your hands on his feet. If he makes a fuss, I will come to my rescue, and the matter will be closed, and it will never happen again. If he is silent, it is very light. At this time, everything is done! What about this strategy? "
Ximen Qing laughed and said: "Although you can't go to Lingyan Pavilion, it's a good plan!" The princess said, "Don't forget to promise me ten taels of silver!" Ximen Qing said: "'But if you have a piece of orange peel to eat, don't forget Dongting Lake.'" 'When will this be possible?' Wang Po said, "It will be rewarded tonight alone." Now I took advantage of Wu Da's failure to return, and walked over to tempt him carefully. But thou shalt send men to embroider silk and silk, and to make cotton. Ximen Qing said: "If you have to complete this matter, how dare you lose your trust." After saying goodbye, Wang Po went to the embroidery silk shop in the market to buy silk embroidery and silk satin, and ten taels of water and cotton; The family called a companion, took the baggage, brought five taels of broken silver, and sent it to the tea house.
Wang Po took this thing, told her companion to go back, stepped on herself and opened the back door, and walked through the martial arts house. Then the woman went upstairs and sat down. The princess said: "Lady, why don't you eat tea from a poor family?" The woman said, "It's because I've been unwell these days and I'm lazy to walk." Wang Po said: "Does the lady have a calendar day at home?" Take a look at the old body and choose a tailoring day. The woman said, "What kind of clothes does my godmother cut?" Wang Po said: "It's the old body with ten illnesses and nine pains, and I'm afraid that some mountains and rivers are low, so I have to make some clothes in advance." It is rare for a rich man in the vicinity to see the old man say this, and give me a set of clothes, and the silk embroidery and silk section are with some good cotton. Keep it at home for more than a year and can't do it; This year, Jue Dao's health is not good, and he is hitting the leap month now, so he will do it on these two days; and was strangled by the tailor, who only pushed his life busy, and refused to do it; The old body can't say such suffering! "
When the woman heard this, she smiled and said, "I'm afraid that the slave family will not do what the slave wants; If you don't think so, how about the slave and the godmother? "
When the woman heard this, she laughed and said, "If you have a lady's noble hand, the old body will die and you will get benefits." I have heard for a long time that the lady is good at needlework, but she doesn't dare to get along. The woman said, "What's the matter?" promised the godmother, and the godmother must do it. Tell someone to pick a good day of the zodiac, and they will do it with you. Wang Po said: "If the lady is willing to do it with the old body, the lady is a little lucky star, why choose the day?" The old man also looked at the central people the day before yesterday and said that tomorrow is a good day for the zodiac; The old body only said that tailoring does not use the Zodiac Day, and does not remember him. The woman said, "Gui Shouyi is about to have a good zodiac day, why don't you choose a day." Wang Po said: "Since the lady is willing to become an old man, the boldness is only tomorrow, and the mother will be the one who starts to the Han family." The woman said, "Godmother, you don't have to, you can't do it?" Wang Po said: "Even the old body depends on the lady's life; I'm afraid that no one at home will look at the door. The woman said, "Since the godmother is the time to speak, I will come tomorrow after dinner." "
The woman went downstairs with a thousand thanks; He replied to Ximenqing's words that night and agreed to come the day after tomorrow. There was no word that night. The next day, early in the morning, Wang Po cleaned up the room, bought some clues, arranged some tea, and waited at home.
Let's say that Wu Da ate breakfast, became a burden, and went out to sell cooking cakes. The woman hung up the curtain and walked through the back door to the king's house. The woman was overjoyed, and sat down in the room, and ordered tea strongly, sprinkled some sunrise pine nuts and walnut meat, and gave it to the woman to eat; When the table is clean, the silk embroidery will be removed. And when she had measured the length of the ruler, and when she had finished trimming it, she sewed it up.
When the mother-in-law saw it, she couldn't stop applauding and said, "Good means!" The old body has lived for sixty or seventy years, and he has never seen such a good needle and thread in his eyes! "
And when the woman sewed it up until the middle of the day, the princess arranged for him to have some wine and food, and she ate a pound of noodles with the woman. After sewing for a while, he came the next night, packed up his life, and went back, just when Wuda returned, he entered the door with an empty burden. The woman pulled open the door and lowered the curtain.
Wu Da came into the house and saw his wife's face slightly red, so he asked, "Where are you going to eat and drink?" The woman replied, "It is the king of the wall who will make the clothes for the end, and arrange some snacks for me in the middle of the day." Wu Dadao: "Ahhh Don't eat him. We also have central and other places. He will make you a garment, and you will come back and eat some snacks, so that you will not be upset with him. If you do it again tomorrow, bring some money with you, buy some food and drink and give him a gift in return, and say, 'Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors.' Hugh is going to lose his favor. If he refuses to ask you to return the gift, you will simply take the house and return it to him. When the woman heard this, she said nothing that night.
Let's say that the design of Wang Po has been decided, and Pan Jinlian will come home. After dinner the next day, Wu Da went out, and Wang Po came over to invite him. Go to his room, take out the life, and sew it up. Wang Po ordered tea from the side to eat, no problem.
Look at the middle of the day, the woman took out the money she had always paid to the princess, and said, "Godmother, the slave will buy you a glass of wine to eat." The princess said, "Ah! Where does that make sense? The old body and the lady live here, how to reverse the bad money of the lady? The woman said, "But the clumsy husband commanded the slave to come!" If you return to the godmother, when you see the outside, you just go home to do the godmother. "
When the woman heard this, she said in a loud voice: "Da Lang knows things directly. Since the lady said this, the old body right to accept it. "This woman was afraid that she would get rid of this matter, so she added money to buy some good wine and food, and she was surprised to come and treat her with hospitality.
The magistrate heard: But all the women in the world, by your eighteen points fine, have been favored by the villain, ten or nine!
Besides, the princess arranged a snack, invited the woman to eat wine and food, and sewed for a while, to see if she came late, and thanked her for returning.
The conversation is endless. After breakfast on the third day, the princess went out with only Zhang Wuda, and came through the back door, and shouted, "Lady, the old man is bold and ......," and the woman came down from the upper floor and said, "The slave is here." When the two of them met, they came to the mother-in-law's room and sat down, and took their lives to sew. The woman then ordered a cup of tea, and the two of them ate.
The woman looked at the sewing until about noon, but said that Simon Qingba had not yet reached this day, wrapped a new turban, put on a neat set of clothes, and brought three or five taels of silver, and went straight to this purple stone street; When he arrived at the door of the tea room, he coughed and said, "Wang Qianniang, why haven't you seen you for days?" The woman looked at the department and responded: "Vulture! Who is called the old lady! Ximen Qing said: "It's me." The woman rushed out to see it, and said with a smile: "I only said who it was, but it turned out to be a donor." You've come just in time, and I'd like you to come in and have a look. He dragged Ximenqing's sleeves into the room and said to the woman: "This is the donor, and the old man who is clothed." "
When Simon saw the woman, he sang a song. The woman hurriedly put down her life and returned the blessings. Wang Po pointed to this woman and said to Ximen Qing: "It is rare for an official to match the old figure, and I have not done it for a year." Now that he has killed this lady again, he has made a move with his old body. It's really a cloth machine, and it seems to be a good needle! It's dense and good, but it's actually rare! Officials, take a look. "
Ximenqing looked at it, cheered, and said: "How can this lady have such a good life!" Fairy-like means! The woman laughed and said, "The officials are not laughing." "
Ximenqing asked Mrs. Wang: "Godmother, don't dare to ask, whose lady is this?" Wang Po said: "Big official, guess." Ximen Qing said: "How can the villain guess." Wang Po laughed and said: "It is the wife of Wu Dalang in the wall; The day before yesterday, the fork rod didn't hurt, and the big officials forgot about it. The woman's face turned red and said, "That day, the slave family accidentally missed, and the officials should not remember." Ximen Qing said: "Say what you say there." Wang Po said: "This big official has been kind all his life, he never holds grudges, and he is a very good person." Ximen Qing said: "The villain didn't recognize it the day before yesterday, but it turned out to be Wu Dalang's wife." The villain only recognizes Da Lang, a supportive agent. And he is doing business on the street, he has never done anything bad to anyone, he can make money, and he has a good character, he is really a rare person like this. Wang Po said: "You can know it; The lady has been married to this big man since she married, but if there is something, she will follow it. The woman replied, "He is a useless man, and the officials should not laugh at him." Ximen Qing said: "The lady is bad; The ancients said: 'Softness is the foundation of life, and strength is the womb of trouble.' "When the lady is kind, there is no trickle of water." Wang Po beat the hunting drum and said, "That's right." "
Simon celebrated the award and sat down opposite the woman. Wang Po said again: "Lady, do you recognize this official?" The woman said, "The slave does not recognize it." The mother-in-law said: "This big official is a rich man in this county, and the county minister also corresponds with him, called Ximen Qing Daguanren, who has thousands of dollars and opens a crude medicine shop in front of the county." The money in the family is over Beidou, the rice is rotten and the warehouse is rotten, the red is gold, and the white is silver; The round is a pearl, and the light is a treasure. There are also horns on the head of rhinoceros, and there are also tusks in the mouth of elephants. ......"
The mother-in-law only cared about praising Ximenqing, and her mouth was fake. So the woman bowed her head and sewed the needle and thread. Ximenqing saw that Pan Jinlian was very emotional, and he hated to do it. Wang Po went to order two cups of tea, and handed one to Ximenqing, and the other to the woman; said: "The lady treats the big officials as a person." "
After eating tea, I felt a little affectionate. Wang Po watched Ximenqing touch a hand on her face. Ximen Qing looked at the department in his heart, and he knew that there were five points. Wang Po said: "When the big officials don't come, the old body doesn't dare to come to the house to invite them; One is the fate, and the other is just right. He said: 'One guest does not bother the two masters. 'The big officials are the ones who pay, and this lady is the ones who contribute; It's not that the old body is annoying, it's rare that this lady is here, and the official is good to be a master and pour hands for the old body and the lady. Ximen Qing said: "The villain can't see it, there is silver here." So he took it out and gave it to the princess with the veil. The woman said, "You can't bear it." And he said it, but he did not move. The princess took the money and asked for it, but the woman did not get up. The mother-in-law went out and said, "There is a lady to sit with the officials." The woman said, "Godmother, forgive me." But he didn't move. It's also a marriage, but it's all intentional; Ximenqing's eyes only looked at the woman; This mother-in-law also stole Ximenqing with a pair of eyes, and when she saw this person, she felt distracted in her heart, and lowered her head to make her own life.
After a short time, Wang Po bought some cooked meat of the fat goose, and when she returned with delicate fruits, she put all the dishes on the plate, and loaded all the fruits, vegetables, and vegetables, and brought them to the table in the room. looked at the woman and said, "The godmother treats the big officials herself, but the slave is not appropriate." "Still unmoved. The woman said: "It is dedicated to pouring hands with the lady, how can you say this?" The princess put all the dishes on the table, and the three of them sat down and poured the wine. This Ximenqing picked up the wine cup and said, "Lady, drink this cup full." The woman laughed and said, "Multi-sensory people are kind." Wang Po said: "The old man learned that the lady was drinking, and please eat two glasses." Ximenqing picked up the chopsticks and said, "Godmother, persuade the lady to invite some for me." "
And the woman who had chosen it was handed over, and she would eat it with the woman. After pouring three rounds of wine in a row, the woman went to scald the wine. Ximen Qing said: "Don't dare to ask how young the lady is?" The woman answered, "The slave family is twenty-three years old." Ximen Qing said: "The villain is five years old. The woman said, "The rulers will compare the heavens with the earth." Wang Po walked in and said, "What a delicate lady! Not only do you do a good needlework, but all the sons can understand it. Ximen Qing said: "But it's where to beg!" Wu Dalang is so blessed! Wang Po said: "It's not that the old body is right and wrong, there are many big officials in the house, and there is a person who can catch up with this lady!" Ximen Qing said: "It's hard to say this; It's just that the villain has a thin life, and he has never recruited a good one. Wang Po said: "Big official, the first lady must be good." Ximen Qing said: "Hugh said! If my first wife was here, but there was no owner in the house, the house was erected! Now there are three or five or seven people eating in vain, and they don't care about anything! "
The woman asked, "Official, how many years has it been since you killed the eldest lady?" Ximen Qing said: "I can't say." The villain's first wife was born in a small way, but she was very clever, and she was a villain; Now unfortunately, he has been dead for three years, and everything in his family is turned upside down. Why did the villain just come out? When you're at home, you're going to vomit. "
The woman said: "Big official, Hugh blames the old man and said bluntly: Your first lady doesn't have the needlework of the martial lady." Ximen Qing said: "Even the villain's first wife does not have this lady." "
The woman smiled and said, "Official, the house you raised is on East Street, why don't you invite the old man to tea?" Ximen Qing said: "It's Zhang Xixi, who sings slow songs; I saw that he was a Luqi man, and I didn't like it. The mother-in-law said again: "Official, you and Li Jiaojiao have been for a long time. Ximen Qing said: "This person is at home when he sees this." If he is like a lady, he has corrected him for a long time. Wang Po said: "If there is a lady who is favored by the officials, come to the house and say that it is okay?" Ximen Qing said: "My father and mother have died, I will open my own, who dares to say the word 'no'." Wang Po said: "I said I wanted to, and I was eager to get the official opinion there." Ximen Qing said: "What did you do?" I only hate that my husband and wife have a thin fate, and they don't bump into each other! "
Ximen Qing and this mother-in-law handed over a sentence and said it again. Wang Po said: "I just happened to eat and drink, but it was gone." The official blamed the old man for his poor body, and bought another bottle of wine to eat. How is it? Ximen Qing said: "I have five taels of broken silver in my handkerchief, and I scatter it at your place, and when I want to eat, I just take it, and I will accept it as much as I can." "
The woman thanked the official, and when she got up to look at the powder, she fell into her stomach with a cup of wine, coaxed her spring heart, and said two words, both of which were intentional, but she only lowered her head, but did not get up. The woman smiled all over her face and said, "The old man went to get a bottle of wine to have another drink with the lady, and the lady sat down with the big officials." Is there any wine in the note? Then he sifted two more lamps and ate with the big officials, and the old man went straight to the house in front of the county to buy a bottle of good wine, and there was a good rest. The woman said, "No." "Sitting, but not moving. When the mother-in-law went out to the door, she tied Suo'er to the door, but she came to sit on the road.
And said that Simon Qing was in the room, so he poured wine to persuade the woman; But he flicked his sleeves on the table and brushed the pair of chopsticks to the ground. It was also a coincidence that the pair of chopsticks landed at the woman's feet. Ximenqing hurriedly squatted down to pick it up, only to see the woman's pointed little feet on the edge of the chopstick. Simon Qing did not pick up the chopsticks, so he went to the woman to pinch them on the embroidered shoes. The woman laughed and said, "Official, don't ask for it! Are you really going to hook up with me? Ximen Qing knelt down and said, "It's just that the lady is a villain!" And the woman took Simon Kin in her arms. At that time, the two of them were in the mother-in-law's room, undressing and undressing, and they did everything.
The clouds and rain stopped, and I was about to dress up, but I saw Wang Po push open the door and enter! Said angrily: "You two have done a good thing!" Ximen Qing and the woman were taken aback. The woman said, "Okay! Okay! I asked you to make clothes, and I didn't ask you to steal men! Wuda learned that he had to implicate me; Why don't I go first! "Turn around and go. The woman tugged at her skirt and said, "Godmother, forgive!" Ximen Qing said: "Godmother whispered! The princess smiled and said, "If you want me to forgive you, you have to rely on me!" The woman said, "Hugh said one, even ten slaves!" Wang Po said: "You start from today, hide from Wuda, don't miss the appointment every day, and if you lose a big official, I will stop; If you don't come for a day, I will say to you. The woman said, "Just follow the godmother." Wang Po said: "Ximen official, you don't have to say more, this very good thing is over, and you can't lose your promises." If you are negative, I will also say it to Wuda! Ximen Qing said: "Qianniang rest assured, she is not untrustworthy." "
The three of them had a few more glasses of wine, and it was already afternoon. The woman got up and said, "The martial arts man is about to return, and the slave will go back." Then he stepped through the back door and went home, went to lower the curtain first, and Wuda happened to enter the door.
Let's say that Wang Po looked at Ximen Qing and said, "Is it a good means?" Ximen Qing said: "It's a loss to the godmother!" When I get home, I will take a mina of silver and bring it to you; What is promised, how dare you ignore your heart? Wang Po said: "'Look forward to the arrival of the festival, wait for the good news'; don't ask the old body to 'ask for money from the coffin'!" Ximenqing smiled, no problem.
Since that day, the woman has stepped into the house of the princess every day to make a place with Ximenqing, and her kindness is like lacquer, and her heart is like glue. Since the ancient road, "good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles," in less than half a month, the neighbors knew about it, but they didn't know about it.
The sentence is out of bounds, and the words are divided into two ends. Let's say that there is a small one in this county, fifteen or sixteen years old, his surname is Qiao, because he was born and raised in Yunzhou as a soldier, he was named Brother Yun, and there is a father in the family. That little guy was born well-behaved, and he only relied on selling some new fruits in these many hotels in front of the county, and often had Ximen Qingyun send him some coils. On the same day, I was looking for a basket of Sydney pears and carrying them around the street to ask Ximenqing. Another first-class person said: "Brother Yun, if you want to find him, I will teach you to find him." Brother Yun said: "Uncle Noisy, tell me to find him and earn thirty or fifty yuan to support my father." The mouthful said: "Ximen Qing is now a wife of Wuda who sells cooking cakes, and he only sits on the ground in the Wang Po Tea Shop on Zishi Street every day, and he must be there in the morning and evening." You kid's house just crashes into it. "
Brother Yun got this and thanked Uncle for his advice. The little monkey carried the basket, kept looking at Zishi Street, and ran into the teahouse, but saw Wang Po sitting on a small stool. Brother Yun put down the basket, looked at Wang Po and said, "Godmother, bye." The woman asked, "Brother Yun, what are you doing here?" Brother Yun said: "I want to find a big official to earn thirty or fifty dollars to support my father." The mother-in-law said, "What kind of official?" Brother Yun said: "The godmother knows that it is that, but it is just him." The mother-in-law said: "It is a big official, and he also has a name." Brother Yun said: "It's two words." The mother-in-law said, "What are the two words?" Brother Yun said: "Godmother just wants to play tricks on me." I want to have a word with Simon. "Look inside and go.
The woman grabbed it and said, "Little monkey! Where to go? In each house, there is inside and outside! Brother Yun said: "I went to the room and found it." Wang Po said: "Contains a bird and a monkey!" What a 'Simon ruler' in my house! Brother Yun said: "Don't eat alone!" Take a sip of some juice with me, too! What do I ignore! The mother-in-law scolded, "You little! What to know! Brother Yun said: "You are the 'horseshoe knife wooden ladle cutting vegetables', the water does not leak, and you have not landed at all!" I want me to say it, I'm afraid that my brother who sells cooking cakes will have a seizure! "
The woman ate these two sentences about him, saying that he was really sick, and her heart was furious; shouted: "Contains a bird and a monkey!" Come to the old lady's house to fart and be spicy! Brother Yun said: "I'm a little monkey, and you're 'Ma Bo Liu'!" The mother-in-law grabbed Brother Yun and chiseled two chestnut tyrants. Brother Yun shouted, "Hit me if you do anything!" The mother-in-law scolded: "Thief! Make a loud noise, and the big-eared scraper will hit you out! Brother Yun said: "Old biting insects! If you have nothing to do, hit me! "
This woman has a fork in her head, and a big chestnut is chiseled straight out of the street. Sydney's basket was also thrown out; The basket of pears fell in four and rolled away. The little monkey beat the pious woman, scolding, crying, walking, picking up pears on the street, pointing to the Wang Po teahouse and scolding: "Old biting insects! I'll teach you not to panic! I don't go to say it with him! Don't make it, don't believe it. He took the basket and ran to find the man. It's just that I've done things before, and I didn't want to come together. The direct teaching overturned the grass in the fox rabbit's nest and startled the mandarin ducks to sleep on the sand.