It is said that at the moment, Brother Yun was beaten by Wang Po these few times, and he was not angry in his heart, so he carried the pear basket and ran all the way to the street, straight to find Wu Dalang. After turning two streets, I saw Wu Da carrying a burden of cooking cakes and coming up from that street. When Brother Yun saw it, he stood on his feet and looked at Wu Dadao: "When have I not seen you for a while, how can I get fat?" Wu Da took a break and said, "I'm just like this!" What is there to eat fat? Brother Yun said: "I wanted to buy some wheat rice the day before yesterday, and there was no place to buy it in the field, and people said that you have it in the house." Wu Dadao: "I don't raise geese and ducks in my house, where is this wheat barley?" Brother Yun said: "You said that there is no wheat barley, how can you be fat and drooping, so you might as well be mentioned upside down, and you are not angry in the pot when you are cooked?" Wu Dadao: "With a bird and a monkey, I am scolded well!" My wife doesn't steal men, how can I be a duck? Brother Yun said: "Your wife doesn't steal 'men', only 'men'!" Wu Da grabbed Brother Yun and said, "Return my lord!" Brother Yun said: "If I laugh, you will only pull me." But he didn't bite off his left! Wu Dadao: "Good brother, you said to me who is a vulture, I will give you a big cooking cake." Brother Yun said: "Cooking cakes is not helpful; You are only a little master, invite me to eat three cups, and I will tell you. Wu Dadao: "Do you know how to eat?" Follow me. "

Wu Da took the burden and led Brother Yun to a small hotel to rest; I took a few cooking cakes, bought some meat, begged for wine, and invited Brother Yun to eat. The little guy said, "Don't add more wine, and cut a few more pieces of meat." Wu Dadao: "Good brother, you say that you are the same as me." Brother Yun said: "Don't panic; When I ate it, I said it to you. But don't be angry. I'll help you catch it. "

Wu Da saw that the monkey had eaten wine and meat, and said, "You are talking to me now." Brother Yun said: "If you want to know, touch my head and arm and answer." Wu Dadao: "But how can you have this answer?" Brother Yun said: "I say to you: I will go to find Ximen Dalang today with this basket of pears to hang a small hook, and there is no place to find it." Someone on the street said, 'He hooked up with Mrs. Wu in the Wangpo teahouse, and he only walked there every day. I was expecting to touch the thirty or fifty dollars, but the old pig and dog would not let me go to the house to look for him, and I was beaten out violently. I have come to seek you. I just provoked you with two sentences, and when I don't provoke you, you don't have to ask me. Wu Dadao: "Is there really such a thing?" Brother Yun said: "Here we go again!" I say you're such a birdman! Those two ended up happy! Just wait for you to come out, and make a place in the princess's room, and you ask yourself if it's true or not! "

Wu Da listened and said, "Brother, I really won't lie it to you. The mother-in-law went to the mother-in-law's house every day to make clothes, and when she returned, she blushed, and I was a little suspicious. That's exactly what you say! Now that I have sent my burden, I will go and arrest the adulterer, how shall I be? Brother Yun said: "Your boss is alone, so I don't have much knowledge!" That old dog is so afraid of people, how can you do it! He and the three of them also have a secret word, and when they saw you come in and take him, they hid your wife. That Simon Qingsu is amazing! Beat you like this twenty or so, and if you can't catch him, you will eat him with a fist. He is rich and powerful, and he sued him for a piece of paper, so you will use him to fight a lawsuit, and no one will call the shots, and you will be killed! "

Wu Dadao: "Brother, what you said is true. But how can you get such a breath! Brother Yun said: "I ate that old pig and dog, and I didn't get angry." I'll teach you that. When you return later this day, do not have seizures; And do not show your face, but only do it every day. In the Ming Dynasty, you will make less cooking cakes and sell them, and I will wait for you at the entrance of the alley. If you see Simon Qing entering, I will come to you. Then you took your burden and waited for me on your left side. I'll go and mess with the old dog first. They will come and hit me, and I will throw the basket out of the street. and thou shalt snatch it. So I put my head on the woman. So you ran into the room and cried out. How does this work? Wu Dadao: "That's the case, but it's a loss to my brother!" I have a lot of money, and you will go to buy rice. Come and wait for me at the entrance of Zishi Street early tomorrow! "

Brother Yun got a few pieces of money, a few cooking cakes, and went by himself. Wu Da returned the wine money, picked up the burden, and went to sell it and returned, it turned out that this woman usually just scolded Wu Da and bullied him in every way; Recently, I also knew that I was rude, so I had to accompany him a little.

That night, Wu Da took the burden and went home, but it was just the same as every day, and he didn't talk about it. The woman said, "Big brother, buy a glass of wine to eat?" Wu Dadao: "But I only bought three bowls with the general agent and ate them." The woman arranged dinner with Wu Da, and said nothing that night.

After dinner the next day, Wuda only made three or two cooking cakes and placed them on the burden. This woman only thinks about Ximenqing, where she comes to pay attention to how much Wuda does. That day, Wuda took the burden and went out to do business. The woman could not let him go out, so she walked through the chamber of the princess and waited for Simon Qing.

Let's say that Wuda carried the burden and went out to the entrance of Zishi Street and alleys, and saw Brother Yun looking there with a basket. Wu Dadao: "How?" Brother Yun said, "Earlier." You're going to sell it. He's coming in sevens or eights, and you're only waiting near the left. "Wuda Feiyun also seems to have gone to sell it and came back. Brother Yun said: "You just see my basket out, and you run in." "Wu Da sent the burden himself, no problem.

But it was said that Brother Yun walked into the teahouse with a basket and scolded: "Old pig and dog, what did you do yesterday to beat me!" The woman's old nature did not change, so she jumped up and shouted, "You little! My mother has nothing to do with you, why are you scolding me again! Brother Yun said: "I will scold you, this 'Ma Bo Liu', be the leading old dog, what a fart!" "

The mother-in-law was furious, grabbed Brother Yun and beat her. Brother Yun shouted, "You hit me!" "Throw the basket out into the street. But the mother-in-law waited to pick him, and when the little monkey called "you beat", she took the princess with her waist, and watched the mother-in-law only hit her head on her belly, fighting for some falls, but the wall did not fall.

The monkey was dead on the wall. I saw Wu Da put up his clothes naked and strode straight into the teahouse. The mother-in-law saw that it was Wu Dalai, and was anxious to stop her, but she was desperately resisted by this little monkey, and she was willing to let it go, and the mother-in-law only called "Wu Dalai!" The woman was in the room, and she ran to the door first. This Ximenqing got under the bed and hid. Wu Da rushed to the inside of the room, and when he pushed the door with his hand, it was pushed open, and he only shouted "Do a good deed!" "

The woman pressed against the door, panicked, and said, "In my spare time, I just like a bird's beak to kill a good fist!" It's useless when you're in a hurry! It's also scary to see a paper tiger! "

The woman's words clearly taught Ximen Qing to fight Wuda and took the road. Ximenqing listened to the woman's words under the bed, reminded him of this thought, and then came out, pulled out the door, and shouted, "Don't hit." Wu Da was about to pinch him, but Ximen Qingzao flew up with his right foot, Wu Da was short, and he was kicking in the center socket, and he fell after looking at the ground.

Ximen Qingjian kicked down Wuda and walked away in the fight. Brother Yun saw that it was not a conversation, so he left Wang Po and spread away. The neighbors all know that Ximen is happy, who dares to come and take care of it. Wang Po helped Wu Dalai up from the ground, and when she saw that he vomited blood in his mouth and his face was yellow, she called the woman out, scooped a bowl of water, and woke him up.

The next day, Ximenqing inquired about it, and came to make a place with this woman, only hoping that Wuda would die by himself. Wuhan University was ill for five days and could not get up. It is also necessary that the soup is not seen, and the water is not seen; And the woman should not be told daily; Seeing that he wiped out his heavy makeup, his face turned red when he returned, and Wu Da was so angry that he fainted several times, and no one came to pay attention.

Wu Da called his wife to instruct: "What you did, I came to catch you with my own hands, you provoked the adulterer to kick me in the heart, so far you don't want to live, you don't want to die, but you go to be happy!" I might as well die, I can't fight with you! My brother Takeji, you must know his character; If he returns sooner or later, will he take a break? If you have mercy on me, and serve me early, I will not mention it when he returns! If you do not look at me, and when he returns, you will talk to you. "

When the woman heard this, she did not reply, but she came over, and told Wang Po and Ximen Qing about it. When Ximenqing heard this, he seemed to be in an ice cave and said, "Bitter! I need to know that the head of Wudu, who fights tigers on Jingyang Gang, is the first hero in Qinghe County! Now I have been in love with you for a long time, and I am in love, but I don't want to meet you! What is the time to say this? But it's bitter! "

Wang Po sneered: "I haven't seen you as a helmsman, I'm taking advantage of the boat, I'm not panicking, you are panicking?" Ximen Qing said: "I have been a man in vain, but I can't be at the mercy of such a place!" What do you think, hide us! The princess said, "But you want to be husband and wife for a long time, and a husband and wife for a short time?" Ximen Qing said: "Godmother, how do you say that you are a husband and wife for a long time and a husband and wife for a short time?" Wang Po said: "If you are a husband and wife for a short time, you will only disperse today, and when General Wu recovers, you will talk to him, and Wu Er will return without words." When he sends out again, but comes back to make an appointment, this is a short husband and wife. If you want to be husband and wife for a long time, and you don't have to worry about the same place every day, but I have a clever plan that is just difficult to teach you. "

Ximen Qing said: "Godmother, we are thoughtful!" As long as you are a husband and wife! Wang Po said: "This plan uses a thing, which is not available in other people's homes, but there are natural officials in the family!" Ximen Qing said: "Even if I want my eyes to be gouged out with you." But what is it? "

Wang Po said: "Now that this pounder is seriously ill, he can start while he is embarrassed." The big official took some arsenic from his house, but taught the eldest lady to redeem a distressed medicine, put this arsenic in it, and turned this dwarf into fruit, and burned it clean, and there was no trace, that is, Wu Er came back, how dare you? From ancient times: 'Sister-in-law doesn't ask'; 'The first marriage is from the family, and the second marriage is from the body'. How can Uncle manage it! Secretly going back and forth for a year and a half, waiting for the husband to be filial, the big official married the family, this is not a long-term husband and wife, happy with the old? How does this work? "

Ximen Qing said: "Godmother, are you only afraid of sin? Cease! Cease! Cease! If you don't do it, you don't do it! Wang Po said: "I know how good it is." This is cutting the grass and eradicating the roots, and the sprouts do not sprout; If you cut the grass and don't remove the roots, the spring will sprout again! The official went to fetch some arsenic, and I taught myself how to do it. But when it's over, thank me heavily. Ximen Qing said: "This is natural, you don't need to say it." So he went to really wrap a bag of arsenic and took it from the princess.

The woman looked at the woman and said, "Big lady, I taught you the law of medicine, and now Wuda doesn't tell you, teach you to live him?" You stick a little opinion to him. If he asks you for medicine, he will put this arsenic in the medicine for distress. As soon as he moves, you pour the medicine down, but you get up. If he turns the poison, his stomach will burst out, and he will scream, but you will cover the quilt and no one will hear it. Boil a pot of soup in advance and boil a rag. If he is poisoned, he will bleed from his seven orifices, and there will be marks of teeth biting on his lips. If he let his life go, he lifted the quilt, but when he wiped the boiled rag, there was no blood, so he put it in the coffin, carried it out and burned it. "

The woman said: "It's good, but it's good, but the slave is soft, and the corpse can't be arranged temporarily." Wang Po said: "This is easy. You only knock on the wall, and I will come to help you. Ximen Qing said: "You sort it out carefully, and come to ask for rewards tomorrow." "

Ximen Qing said goodbye and went by himself. And the princess twisted the arsenic into fine powder with her hands, and hid it with the woman. But the woman was about to return. When I went upstairs to see Wuda, I was not angry at all, and when I saw death, the woman sat on the edge of the bed and pretended to cry. Wu Dadao: "Why are you crying?" The woman wiped her tears and said, "I am not for a while, I have been deceived by that trick, who wants to kick you this foot, I have asked for a good medicine, I will go to redeem and heal you, and I am afraid that you will be suspicious, so I dare not take it." Wu Dadao: "You saved me alive, it's fine, I ticked it all down, I don't remember it, and the Wu Er family didn't mention it." Go and redeem the medicine to save me! "

The woman took some copper coins and went to the house of the princess to sit on the ground, but she taught the princess to redeem the medicine, and took it upstairs, and the martial arts university looked at it, and said, "This is a distressing medicine, and the doctor will teach you to take it in the middle of the night." After eating and sweating a little on one or two beds, I will be able to get up tomorrow. Wu Dadao: "But it's good!" Sister-in-law, wake up and sleep a little tonight, and bring me to eat in the middle of the night. The woman said, "Sleep at ease, and I will serve you." "

Behold, when it was dark, the woman lit a lamp in her room; I boiled a large pot of soup first, took a rag and boiled it in the soup. When I listened to the drums, I was playing the third watch. The woman poured the poison into the pot first, but scooped up a bowl of white soup, brought it upstairs, and cried out, "Brother, where is the medicine?" Wu Dadao: "On the pillow under my mat." Bring me to eat. "

The woman lifted the mat and shook the medicine into the jar; And he put the medicine on it, and poured the white soup into the cup; Stir the silver medal on your head and mix it evenly; The left hand lifted Wuda, and the right hand poured the medicine. Wu Da took a sip and said, "Sister-in-law, this medicine is so unpalatable!" The woman said, "As long as he heals the sick, it doesn't matter what is unpalatable." When Wuda took a second sip, he was only poured into his throat by this mother-in-law, and every medicine was poured into his throat. The woman put down Wuda and hurriedly jumped out of bed. Wu Da sighed and said, "Sister-in-law, take this medicine, your stomach hurts!" Bitter! Bitter! It's a shame! "

The woman went to her feet and pulled the two quilts behind her, and she had no head or face but to cover them. Wu Da shouted: "I'm also angry! The woman said, "The doctor commanded, teach me to sweat with you, and I will get well quickly." When Wu Da was about to say again, the woman was afraid that he would struggle, so she jumped on the bed and rode on Wu Da, and pressed her hand tightly on the corner of the quilt, where she was willing to put some loose. Na Wu Da sighed twice, gasped for a while, his stomach burst out, whining and wailing, and his body couldn't move!

The woman lifted the quilt, saw Wu Da gritting her teeth, bleeding from her seven orifices, and was afraid of getting up, so she had to jump out of bed and knock on the wall. Wang Po heard this, and walked through the back door and coughed. So the woman went downstairs and opened the back door. Wang Po asked, "Haven't you done it?" The woman said, "That's it, but my hands and feet are weak, and I can't arrange it!" The princess said, "If there is any difficulty, I will help you." "

So the woman rolled up her sleeves, scooped up a bucket of soup, put the rag in it, and carried it upstairs; After rolling up the quilt, he first wiped all the sides of Wuda's mouth and lips, but wiped the traces of blood on the seven orifices, and then covered his clothes on the corpse. The two of them carried it one step at a time from the upper floor, and then stopped downstairs looking for an old door; and combed his hair, put on a scarf, put on his clothes, and took a pair of shoes and socks and put them on with him; He covered his face with a piece of white silk, and chose the bed to be clean and covered with the corpse, but he went upstairs to clean it up. The princess will return by turn. The woman pretended to cry to support her family.

The magistrate heard that there were three kinds of women crying in the world: crying with tears, crying without tears, and crying without tears.

At that moment, the woman took a break, but it was five watches early. Before dawn, Ximen Qing came to ask for a letter. Wang Po said that she was prepared. Simon Qing took the silver and taught him to buy a coffin and send it to the princess, and then he asked the woman to consult.

This woman came over and said to Ximenqing: "My Wuda is dead today, and I only rely on you to make the decision!" Ximen Qing said: "Why do you have to say this." Wang Po said: "There is only one thing that matters. Uncle He Jiu, the head of the local group, is a delicate person, but he is afraid that he will see the flaws and refuse to bury. Ximen Qing said: "This may as well be." I commanded him. He will not disobey my words. The princess said, "The great officials will use it to command him, and do not delay." "Ximenqing went.

When the day dawned, the princess bought a coffin, and bought some incense, candles, paper money, etc., and came back to cook soup with the woman, lit a portable lamp, and the neighbors came to ask. The woman covered her face and pretended to cry. The neighbors asked, "What kind of illness did Da Lang die?" The woman replied: "Because of the distressing illness, it is getting worse day by day, and it can't be better, unfortunately the third watch died last night!" He choked up and began to cry.

The neighbors knew that this person had died unknowingly, so they didn't dare to ask him, so they only persuaded him with human feelings: "Death is death, life is self-living, and the lady saves troubles." The woman had to give a false thanks. And they were scattered.

Wang Po took the coffin and went to invite Uncle He Jiu, the head of the group. But all the people who were buried were bought, and all the things in the house were also bought, so the two monks were asked to accompany the spirits later. When it was diverse, Uncle He Jiu first allocated a few fire families to rectify it.

Let's say that Uncle He Jiu slowly walked out when he arrived at the entrance of Zishi Street, and when he saw Ximenqing and shouted: "Uncle Jiu, where are you going?" Uncle He Jiu replied: "The villain only went to the front to bury the corpse of Wu Dalang, who sold cooking cakes." Ximen Qing said: "Borrow a step to speak." "

Uncle He Jiu followed Ximenqing to a small hotel around the corner and sat down in the pavilion. Ximen Qing said: "Uncle He Jiu, please take a seat." Uncle He Jiu said: "What kind of person is the villain, sitting on the ground for the officials." Ximen Qing said: "Why did Uncle Nine see outside? You may be seated. "

The two of them sat down and called for a bottle of good wine. Xiao Er laid down vegetables, vegetables and fruits according to the wine and the like, even if the wine was sifted. Uncle He Jiu was suspicious in his heart, and thought: "This person has never eaten wine with me, and this glass of wine will have a stilt today." ......"

The two of them ate for half an hour, only to see Ximen Qing take out an ingot of ten taels of silver from his sleeve and put it on the table, and said, "Uncle Nine, don't be too slight, don't be rewarded tomorrow." Uncle He Jiu crossed his hands and said: "Where the villain has no effect, how can he dare to be given two silver taels by the big officials?" The big officials have the command to deal with the villains, and they don't dare to accept it. Ximen Qing said: "Uncle Jiu wants to see outside, please accept it but say." Uncle He Jiu said: "The big official but say it's okay, and the villain listens." Ximen Qing said: "There is nothing else to do, and his family has some hard-earned money." It's just that now the corpse of the martial arts is full of everything, and a bed of brocade is covered, so there is nothing else to say. Uncle He Jiu said: "Are these little things? There is a lot of power, how dare to accept the silver two. Ximen Qing said: "When Uncle Nine doesn't accept it, he pushes it back." "Then Uncle He Jiu was afraid that Ximenqing was a gangster and a person who controlled the government, so he had to accept it.

The two of them ate a few more glasses, and Ximenqing called the bartender to keep the account, and pay the money in the shop tomorrow. The two went downstairs and went out of the store together. Ximen Qing said: "Uncle Jiu remembers, don't leak, don't have a reward another day." "I told him and went all the way.

Uncle He Jiu was suspicious in his heart, and thought in his stomach: "This matter is strange again!" I went to bury the body of Wu Dalang, but how did he give me a lot of silver? ...... There must be something wrong with this! ......" came to the front of the martial gate, and saw those few fire families waiting at the head of the door. Uncle He Jiu asked, "How sick is this martial arts university and died?" The Huo family replied: "His family said that he was distressed and died of illness." "

Uncle He Jiu lifted the curtain and came in. Wang Po continued: "I've been waiting for Uncle He for a long time. Uncle He Jiu responded: "It's just that some trivial things stumbled and I was a step late." I saw Wuda's wife wearing some plain clothes and pretending to cry out of it. Uncle He Jiu said: "Lady saves troubles. But the wounded man has returned to heaven! The woman covered her tears and said, "I can't say enough!" I don't want to be clumsy, so I'll be off in a few days! It's so hard to be a slave! "

Uncle He Jiu looked up and down at the appearance of the mother-in-law, and said secretly: "I have never heard of the lady of Wuda, but I have never recognized him, but it turns out that Wuda is begging for this wife." Ximen Qing's ten taels of silver have some origins. "

Uncle He Jiu looked at the corpse of Wu Da, lifted the Qianqiu flag, tore open the white silk, and used the five rounds and eight treasures to commit two points of divine eyes, and when he looked at it, Uncle He Jiu screamed, and then he fell, and blood spurted from his mouth, but he saw that his nails were blue, his lips were purple, his face was yellow, and his eyes were dull. It is the body that is like five drums and the mountain and the moon, and the life is like the three watches.