Chapter 36: I'm speechless!

Guan Yun almost cried in fright, tugged on Lao Li's sleeve and said, "Yang Wei, what's wrong?" ”

"It's raised at home!" So far, Lao Li has no good ideas.

As soon as Guan Yun heard this, he stumbled home. As soon as he went out, he heard a crisp bleating, which was in the direction of his own home. He patted his thigh and ran out of the village.

"Monks can't leave the temple. Are you a man? Are you going to let your sister-in-law take the blame? Lao Li caught up with him in a few steps and carried Guan Yun home.

In front of them, the police also flashlights and followed the cries of sheep to find their way. From time to time, Luo Ming's cold laughter came: "Hey, hey, sheep are not allowed to be raised north of the Yangtze River?" ”

"Whose child must be hungry and looking for his mother to feed him?" Milan also looked at him nonchalantly. While the two voices are somewhat similar, they are only somewhat similar. Who can't hear.

Soon, a group of people rushed into the courtyard of Guan Yun's house and followed the sound to the back of the house. The flashlight flashed, and more than a dozen sheep bloomed with white flowers.

"What about the people in this family?" The policeman looks serious and puts on a successful career, but his heart is a little bulging, and he is worried that after discovering the truth, the people in the village will become violent. This kind of violent resistance to the law has never happened in the countryside before.

"Give." Lao Li pushed Guan Yun in front of the police, but as soon as he let go, Guan Yun's body began to pile up a little, and he just kept supporting Guan Yun's waist.

As soon as they saw his bearish appearance, the police felt very confident. The middle-aged policeman in the lead began to ask, "Where are your sheep?" ”

Guan Yun nodded vigorously, unable to say anything.

"How much?"

"10, 10—" Guan Yun didn't know how many. Anyway, when he came back, he couldn't keep them at home, so he divided them into groups.

"How much?" The policeman shouted.

Guan Yun trembled with fright, and hurriedly said, "15! ”

As soon as the middle-aged policeman waved his hand, the other policemen began to count, and finally reported 17 sheep.

"I don't know how many sheep I have at home. You say, "Where did these sheep come from?" The middle-aged policeman took a step towards Guan Yun and stared at Guan Yun's eyes.

Seeing Guan Yun, he trembled. Lao Wang knew that he had to stand up and say, "Comrade policeman, this is the case. The sheep were bought in our supermarket and distributed to families in a free-range manner. There may be someone else's sheep coming in. ”

While he was saying this, he saw a commotion in the flock. A little sheep rushed at him, barked wildly, and stood up fiercely near the old king, startling everyone.

It was only under the light of a flashlight that I could see that it was a Tibetan mastiff with a sheepskin on its small paws, showing its teeth to the old king.

Lan Lan, who was also wearing a sheepskin jacket, came out of the flock and babbled, as if to say Xiaobai. Immediately, the tiger cubs began to scream and jump: "We found it, we found it, this time we hid it!" ”

When the police saw the children scattering in the stampede, they were stunned: Are the children so creative in hiding cats now?

"I said 15-" Guan Yun finally recovered.

As a result, he was quickly frightened by Luo Ming again. He saw Luo Ming's blue finger flick on Guan Yun's body: "Our sheep have numbers on them. These are on the record. You can't fool around! ”

Lao Wang also chuckled in his heart. He knew it was really troublesome this time.

The police acted quickly, and the flashlight swung around, focusing on the ears of the sheep, because according to the clues provided by Luo Ming, the logo of the sheep was in this part. After a few days of life, they pricked their ears and tied up signs, just like people prick their ears and eyes.

With the flashlight flashing, the sheep began to bleat again. But at this time, Yang Ruina's signature song also sounded: "I am Lao Ga, I am Zegetun." I'm in Zegetun, I was born and raised in Zegatun. My friends, if you are in Mori Town, I will lead you to look up at the sheep in our village. ”

"Yes, yes, these sheep are all native to our village!" Guan Yun hated Yang Rui's singing before, but this time he listened very well.

In the midst of Yang Rui's foreign singing, the police completed the inspection, and the results were very surprising: not only were no signs found, but there were no punctures on the ears of the sheep.

This is impossible - Luo Ming also ignored the dirt and took a flashlight to check them one by one, which is indeed true. The only suspicious thing is that there is a coin on the sheep's ears that does not grow hair, but he pinched it with his hand, and the skin really grows together, and there are absolutely no holes.

"Gently, if you want to rip off the sheep's ears, I'll try to rip yours off!" Lao Li was also in good spirits, stretching out his pincer-like fingers, frightening Luo Ming to hide behind the police.

"Mr. Yang, these sheep—" The police were also confused. This is very evil.

"Go to someone else's house and keep searching!" Luo Ming waved his arm angrily, but in the end, he still turned into a blue finger.

The police also felt a chill, but they couldn't provoke Luo Ming's change, so they had to continue the search. Even without any particular search, I followed the sound of sheep to find the next house. I saw a group of young people yelling around a flock of sheep. People are shouting sheep. Very noisy.

Seeing Lan Lan in the sheep, if Lao Wang was enlightened, he picked up Xiaobai and said: "You are stupid, you have been playing with sheep, remember to hide in the pigsty next time!" ”

"Get out, you kids!" Luo Ming was upset and angry with the children.

"You dead monster, get out of here!" A voice louder than him sounded, and Yang Rui was also waving his orchid fingers, winking at Luo Ming.

Whoop - the children ran while coaxing, Luo Ming rolled his eyes angrily, and Lao Wang was also very dissatisfied: "Can we talk well and not teach our Yang Rui badly?" ”

"You, you, you—" Luo Ming pointed at Lao Wang, trying to choke, but couldn't speak.

Comrade police officers are more professional. Upon closer inspection, they still found no traces and clues. Guan Yun once again confirmed that they were sheep born and raised in the village.

Turning around, Luo Ming returned empty-handed. He's bad, he's repeating all the time: how is this possible?

Lao Wang is the kindest. He reached out and patted Luo Ming's shoulder hard. He comforted him: "Mr. Yang, go look elsewhere, it is estimated that your sheep is now on the No. 2 bus." ”

It's impossible to take a 2 bus, but it's a sure thing to do with a big truck. Luo Ming was patted by him and almost sat on the ground. In addition, he was so anxious that he lay directly on the ground and began to roll his eyes. The police were busy for a while and finally strangled him to death.

Lao Wang was puzzled, put his palms back and forth in front of his eyes and said, "When did I practice internal skills-understand uncle, I'll give you a try?" ”

Guan Yun waved his hand again and again, looking anxious. Now he's in a good mood too. He began to cooperate fully: "You can't do it, you can't do it, you can't do it, you can't do it, you can't do it."

Lao Wang stretched out his chubby palm and cut it twice: "I'm almost hot now, and when I beat it, the stone is not broken, and the tofu is broken." ”

In the laughter of the old and young masters in Jiangbei, Luo Ming left with hatred. His extremely vicious eyes seemed to indicate that this matter was not over yet!

Early in the morning, Lao Wang was woken up by the sound of knocking on the glass. He yawned and put the two squirrels into the object. Then, he saw Big Ash and Little Ash hurriedly running to the kang and jumping around Lan Lan, who had just sat up. Xiaobai did not hesitate to grab the wild fruit sent by the squirrel and stuffed it into his mouth.

It was the end of August, and the fruit in the mountains was still ripening, so the two squirrels were running more and more diligently.

As usual, the family walked out of the village while doing morning exercises while doing artificial rain. When I came to the village, I happened to meet Mina. Every day is like this, and the biological clock is formed. However, today Nana was surrounded by another person, Li Ming and He Qichang.

"Thank you—" Wang greeted. After all, when he dealt with Luo Ming last night, there was also someone who spoke for him. It was a trench.

Li Ming just nodded, and then started jogging with Mina. She is taller than Mina. Her two slender legs swayed between them, which was very pleasing to the eye. Mina is more handsome. There were two beautiful women in front, and of course Lao Wang walked slowly behind her.

After running a few hundred meters, I heard two beautiful women in front of me screaming loudly, and then ran back as fast as I could. As the eyes of the old kings browsed their red faces and undulating breasts. During the room, he heard Mina say, "Great, the big boar is back!" ”

Lao Wang had no choice but to retract his gaze and said, "Haven't you been hanging around here all the time?" What is there to be afraid of? ”

Ever since the villagers have bred this wild boar for free. The goods had been searched around the village for three days and two days since the pigs arrived, howling from time to time, presumably hoping that someone would come to deliver them.

As usual, the tiger in the village does not pay attention to it, and the villagers are not afraid of it, they just need to go around. I haven't heard of wild boars attacking anyone. In general, Nana often meets this guy and should not be afraid.

"Lots of wild boars!" Nana finally got through it.

Lao Wang patted his thigh: "I said that I haven't seen Xiaoba's shadow for more than half a month, it turns out that I went back to Gao Laozhuang to move, I must have brought all the seven aunts, this is a good thing!" ”

So, he took the lead in discovering that in a field on the side of the road, more than a dozen wild boars, large and small, were arching the ground. There are five or six half-year-old piglets, the rest are adult wild boars. The largest one, three or four hundred kilograms by eye, with thick and long tusks, must be the head of the family. When he saw Lao Wang, he immediately let out an alert buzz, and the fierce light in his little eyes flashed. At first glance, he is not good.

Soon, many people in the village came to see the excitement. Guan Yun also exclaimed proudly: "Our Jiangbei is indeed a treasure land of feng shui, such a big wild boar can be recruited, or we can change our name to Gao Laozhuang." ”

Soon, someone will take advantage of the problem and try to change the name of Milan to Gao Cuilan and recruit a son-in-law.

Milan quarreled with them for a few words, and then asked coldly: "Who owns this potato field, this is called the wild boar disaster!" ”

We just looked at the boars, and now we noticed that the wild boars, large and small, were arching happily, fist-sized potatoes arching out of their long mouths and then chewing, white mud running from the corners of their mouths, which made them crispy. For wild boars, who spend their days in the mountains gnawing on tree bark and grazing, potatoes are like a meal for the Manchu and Han people.

Guan Yun next to him patted his thigh fiercely: "My potato field, these black pigs, hurry up and move my potatoes away - get the ball!" ”

"I understand that your family is still going strong. You don't need to find a helper to start potatoes. The boar got the job done! "It made Milan happy and everyone couldn't help but laugh. But this month the potatoes are basically ripe and will start soon. It's really a bit blind to call wild boars a disaster. But no one had the courage to drive away these plague pigs. As soon as the boar was ready, it was hard for me to use.

Lao Wang knew very well about the urine of the wild boar, so he also dragged Lan Lan. Despite the woman's good abilities, she had made great efforts last night to miraculously heal the hole in the sheep's ear, but it was good for those relatively gentle animals. It's a bit difficult to deal with wild boars.

"What were you looking at when you got home?" Guan Yun planted a total of two or three acres of potatoes, and almost let the wild boar eat it.

"Wild boars are protected animals and do not fight!" The manager's little grandson always keeps in mind the teachings of the teacher and Uncle Chubby.

Guan Yun was not aggrieved: "If we eat wild boars and crops for free, we still break the law when we beat it, is this still called living?" ”

"Let's get rid of it first." The manager sets the tone, and things are back to square one: who will catch up?

Others were driven by tigers - who drove (dare), and wild boar arch potatoes had the same problem.

In the past, everyone threw a few pieces of dirt, and the largest wild boar made a few noises. An old family ran away and the drive went surprisingly smoothly.

Not all of them left. One person remained, slowly munching on the potatoes. Guan Yun was furious: "You are the guy who suffered from the plague, you brought the bandits here!" ”

The remaining one, of course, is the one that Lao Wang called the minibus. According to the ancient army, this guy was supposed to belong to the pioneers.

The minibus did not realize that a mistake had been made. Originally, in the eyes of wild boars, it doesn't matter what is natural or what is planted. As long as it's food, it's food.

Guan Yun threw a few pieces of dirt at him, and then Xiaoba slowly caught up with the large army. Everyone began to make fun of Guan Yun again, saying that he was ungrateful and borrowed seeds to deny pigs.

The people also dispersed quickly. Lao Wang and the others wandered around. When they returned, they found a group of wild boars fighting again in Guan Yun's potato field. Yang Rui was deeply impressed by this scene and sang the minor tune "Zhu Bajie Touches the Ground": "The first hurdle is opened by swinging around. Zhu Bajie smiled in my face—"

Seeing this scene, it is estimated that Guan Yun can't laugh. Wild boars and domestic pigs have a temper: remember to eat or not to fight!

After returning to the village, everyone got together to study and decided to send people to take turns to see the land. After all, the autumn harvest is coming, so we can't watch the crops being destroyed by wild boars. Lao Li is no stranger to this: "I haven't seen it for many years. This is not a return to business. If only I had a foreign gun! ”

The so-called "green watch" also dates back to the days of the production team. Every autumn, when the crops turn green, we guard against the scourge of wildlife and send people to watch at night. Since the disappearance of wildlife in the mountains, seeing green has become a memory.

After breakfast, Lao Wang sent Li Ming and Li Ming away. Old. Hu has a bad temper. He went back to transport seeds and seedlings. After late autumn, before freezing, is the best time to transplant seedlings.

Li Ming has a business to do, so she can't stay here, even though she really likes this beautiful village in her heart. However, before leaving, I made an agreement with Lao Wang that when I collected the grass seeds, I would leave half of them for her.

Xiao Li also left with him, and the excavation work was nearing completion. On top of that, school starts right away, and he has to go back and do some preparations. Maybe when he returns, he will cause a surprising news.

"Lao Wang, look forward to my treasure auction!" Lao Wang did not forget to tell me that he was too short of money now. However, the location of this autumn shoot was in the capital. It is estimated that October will be needed anyway. Temporary anxiety is useless.

Time to go. This day is still the same. Lao Wang was busy all day, and after eating, Lao Li would come to greet him at work - the responsibility of watching youth naturally fell on them.

Seeing Lao Li carrying two half-new officers on his back, Lao Wang grinned: Not so bad?

"It's cold in the middle of the night." Lao Li strode forward. Lao Wang was just about to catch up, but Daqing rushed in front of him with Xiaobai on his back. Daqing's behavior of following him is still forgiven. Your Tibetan mastiff puppy is also busy. Do you want to learn from your ancestors and subdue the pig demons?

After leaving the village, it was almost dark and the surroundings were quiet, except for the chirping of insects. During the day, it's noisy, I don't think so. At this point, when I heard it, there was a frog on the grizzly foam in the distance, which was particularly pleasant.

"I haven't heard such a lively frog cry for several years-" Lao Li also sighed a little.

The old king smacked his lips: "I haven't eaten steamed toads in several years." ”

There are many species of local frogs, the most prized being the toad, which resembles the forest frog and has a red belly. In winter, the mother frog has a belly full of frog oil and black seeds, which is delicious to eat.

Because the price is relatively high, the catch is more serious, the value habitat environment is damaged, and the abuse of pesticides is almost extinct.

In fact, catching is still secondary, because Lao Wang remembers that when he was a child, at the beginning of winter, he would pick toad nests with his friends, and he would use buckets to catch toads. Mainly, the destruction of habitats and the proliferation of various pesticides have accelerated the extinction of species.

They talked as they walked, and soon came to the junction of the field and the woodland. Further east, there were meadows, willows, and trees, so they stopped.

Suddenly, I heard a young man next to me howling loudly, very harshly. Lao Wang also wondered: "This guy wants to go back to his ancestors and treat himself like a wolf!" ”

Lao Li smiled and said, "This is to greet his companions!" ”