Chapter 37: Contradiction!

Sure enough, a few minutes later, two dark shadows came from the east. Wang's eyes were not afraid of darkness, so he could see from a distance that it was two German herdsmen plotting against him. These two people seem to have been completely reduced to the Minions of Little Black. They nodded around the tiger, bowed, and wagked their tails.

Lao Li also happily put the tiger food he had brought on the ground, and the two German herders began to gobble it up. Lao Wang also looked at the two sheepdogs. After all, sooner or later they will raise sheep, and they will be the main force of sheep shepherding.

"It is estimated that Luo Ming will not dare to come for the time being, so we can let these two guys go back to the village and live in our house together." Lao Wang believes that the shepherd's brother is always sleeping and sleeping outside, and this is not a problem.

Seeing Lao Li nodding, Lao Wang became more and more energetic: "What's more, these two tigers are called Big Tiger and Second Tiger." Since it was a tiger north of the Yangtze River, it had to say goodbye to the past and had to change its name. What is your name? Yes, silly Yang Rui! ”

The two German herdsmen stopped eating and bared their teeth at the old king.

"It's good to live by fame, and it's good to live by fame!" The old king took a few steps back, stumbled up the ridge, and squatted down with a thud.

When he got up from the ground, Lao Wang dropped the mud on his pants. But Lao Li stretched out his big hand and stroked the skulls of the two sheepdogs. Soon, the shepherd's older brother Mao Shun continued to eat with his head down. It seems that Lao Li still understands the nature of tigers.

"Big fool Yang Rui also needs to strengthen the re-education of poor and middle peasants!" The old king muttered to himself and walked towards the hut not far away. It was newly built during the day. He erected a few pieces of wood, and there was grass all around. Sitting inside, he could smell nature.

Just sit down for two minutes and it's fresh. Lao Wang came out again, followed by several small planes, all trying to suck his blood. The big mosquitoes on the mountain are big and poisonous. A bite is a big red envelope.

Lao Li is also very experienced. He grabbed a couple of mugs, put some hay on the bottom, lit them, and covered them on top. Suddenly, thick smoke billowed out, and the smoke could not ignite the fire, accompanied by a pungent fragrance. All sorts of flying insects are afraid to avoid it.

The smoke came out, and I sat by the fire, not choking at all. The two of them sat cross-legged, with two large sticks for self-defense next to them. They smoke and talk while the grass is fragrant and the insects are chirping, but they are also damp.

The two shepherd dogs were lying in front of Lao Li, and Xiao Hei was lying on Lao Wang's side. He also rested his head on his calf, squinting in enjoyment. Lao Wang then remembered: "Where is Xiaobai?" ”

Speaking of Xiaobai, Xiaobai is here. He stood up and walked over, and stretched out the monkey's paw to the old king's eyes, and there were two large potatoes on the paws.

What makes Lao Wang have a headache is a heartache: we are looking for green, not hurting crops!

Xiaobai doesn't care. Throw the potatoes over the fire. Take a look at this pose. They're ready to roast. Lao Li happily touched its monkey head: "Monkey spirit, the fire is mainly cage smoke." If you want to bake potatoes, you can burn a bunch more. ”

Although Lao Li's five fifths and juniors are short-tempered, they are very patient with Xiaohei and Xiaobai. They also brought several bundles of sun-dried artemisia grass. After burning, they bury the potatoes in the ash heap and simmer them slowly. Xiaobai squatted to the side, his eyes rolling wildly, probably studying.

Lao Wang had nothing to do, so he walked around with a stick. In the night wind, his voice went out of tune: "The king sent me to patrol the mountains. ”

Not to mention, after walking for a few miles, I really found out that the wild boars, led by the King Pig, were about to rush into a cornfield. The old king stretched out his stick and shouted, "Don't be crazy, bold thief, come to a certain house, wow-"

With a "wow", the boar snorted and ran away. Lao Wang decided to teach these people a lesson. He shouted loudly and followed him closely. Look at the momentum. He must wrestle with the Yellow Dragon.

The king ran so fast that he could almost touch the pig's tail. As a result, the wild boar was also angered by him, and turned around and fought with Lao Wang. So the chase just now continued, but the two sides exchanged positions.

He was almost spanked by a wild boar, and Lao Wang was embarrassed and ran back desperately. At the critical moment, reinforcements arrived, and Lao Li came with three cheetahs to threaten.

Lao Wang was overjoyed: "Lao Li, you are the fierce Zhang Fei on the Dangyang Bridge!" ”

Driven by three cheetahs, the boar made another U-turn, but it was clear that they did not take their opponents seriously. This also infuriates Xiao Hei. He launched a fierce attack, grabbed the hind legs of the pig king, and pulled hard, but he didn't.

Although the wild boar has rough skin and thick meat, it was still bitten by Xiao Hei. The ram turned around and hit Blackie. Blackie's body is flexible. He dodged from left to right, and the boar couldn't touch him.

Squeak - Xiaobai looked annoyed: Dare to bully my little brother, do you still regard me as the king of the mountain!

Shivers poured over the battle group. Wild boars deal with tigers with all their hearts. It felt a sharp pain at the base of its tail. It felt like there was something on my back. So, with a loud cry, it jumped to its feet, more than two feet high. Look at the eyes of the old Wang Zhikaba: so the pig can jump so high!

Xiaobai pulled up the pig's tail and was thrown into the air. Kind-hearted Xiaobai, two little paws struggled to grab the pig's tail, his body swayed flexibly in the air, and he made a graceful somersault. After the boar landed, it also landed on the boar's back again, but this time it was replaced by the front of the boar's body.

The little white paws tugged at will, naturally grabbing the ears of the two pigs, causing the boar to wag its head and tail, scream and jump, and turn around in the same place.

"Haha, Senior Brother One is really bent on subduing Senior Brother Two!" Lao Wang clapped his hands and shouted, and at the same time approached the front, flew up and kicked the crotch of the big wild boar: "How dare you come?" ”

A large wild boar weighing three or four hundred kilograms was startled and kicked to the ground. Fortunately, Xiaobai was smart and jumped up and fell to the ground. Otherwise, it would be unimaginable if it was crushed to death by a wild boar like a hill.

The wild boar fell to the ground, and three cheetahs rushed up and took a bite. Before the big boar could get up, Lao Li also rushed up with an arrow and a palm and hugged the wild boar down.

The two men struggled to tie the boar's hooves, and both gasped. Just now the wild boars on the ground were dying, and a big hole was dug in the ground. Now they are lying in the hole, and they are very reluctant to hum.

Lao Wang raised his foot and kicked the pig's neck: "If it had been released a few years ago, I would have slaughtered you for meat a long time ago!" ”

How can a wild boar eat this? His neck trembled, and his fangs almost reached Lao Wang's calves. He said two words out loud: You dare to kill me!

Hey, are you fighting? Believe it or not, I'm going to go back and get the pig knife right now and tell you to cut off your children and grandchildren. Lao Wang also has miso, and is angry, but the big wild boar is not afraid of boiling water, and he doesn't have a good idea.

When he was so tired that his teeth were itching, he saw Xiaobai running back, holding a wormwood stalk in his hand, squatting in front of the wild boar, piercing the pig's ear, which made the big wild boar let out a series of murderous howls.

Good boy! Wang's eyes lit up, because there was still a red fire on the stem of Xiaobai's tarragon, which stung the pig's ears and gave off a pungent burning smell.

Tibetan mastiffs love to play this game while the fire is burning at home. Unexpectedly, it is used today to poke wild boars. Senior Brother 1 is indeed Senior Brother 2's biggest enemy!

The wormwood rod was pulled out after only a few pokes, which made Lao Wang feel very uncomfortable. He asked Xiaobai to make some thicker ones to impress the wild boar, so as not to harm the crops later.

Xiaobai quickly brandished a flaming wicker stick as thick as two thumbs. Before the guy could get close to the boar, he howled at the tip of his throat. He was scared.

"If you make a mistake, you will be punished. Today I will give you an ancient punishment. I'll poke the words on your ears and burn a boy on one side and stolen words on the other. If you're a hero, don't shout! "Lao Wang likes to play tricks. The big boar looked at the red flames waving in front of him, and then cried even worse.

Of course, Lao Wang can't be really hot. Seeing that the wild boar was almost frightened, he grabbed its ears and warned: "This time I will spare it for the time being." Next time I'll give you a tattoo and send it to the slaughterhouse. ”

When they untied the boar's rope, the guy climbed up with all his might, visibly depressed. He could lose the momentum he had just rebelled against the Chinese government, and his soul could be severely damaged.

With a squeaky sound, Xiaobai waved the wicker stick in his hand. The big boar snorted and ran away. It seems that Xiaobai is really afraid of cleaning. The Tibetan mastiff is still jumping in place, barking incessantly.

Lao Li also smiled and nodded: "It is estimated that these wild boars will never dare to go down to the ground to harm the crops!" ”

Bold - Lao Wang Yaowu swaggered back to the hut, and Xiaobai ran ahead of him. When Lao Wang arrived, he saw Xiaobai pulling potatoes from the ash pile with a wicker stick. After more than an hour of fighting with the wild boar, the potatoes should be cooked.

Because it is roasted over a mild fire, the potatoes look golden brown and give off a sweet flavor. It also hooked Lao Wang's greedy insect and copied it. The two hands are flipping back and forth, and they're still exploding.

Xiaobai screamed dissatisfiedly: How did you teach me just now? Now I eat more aggressively than anyone else?

After washing the ashes on the potatoes, Lao Wang took a small bite, which was sweet and flour. After eating potatoes for so many years, it is still the most delicious.

"This year's crops are also growing very well, and it seems that our village is really good." Lao Li also pulled out some potatoes from the ash heap, which Lao Wang added when he was patrolling.

Several cheetahs were also greedy, wagging their tails around Lao Li, but the freshly picked potatoes were too hot to eat.

Hearing Lao Li's words, Lao Wang suddenly remembered that when artificial rainfall was carried out, he was still carrying the fields in the east of the village. No wonder potatoes are so delicious.

"Someone is responsible for stealing. I'm here to expose you today. Suddenly, a voice was shouted not far away. As soon as he heard it, he knew it was Guan Yun, and walked slowly with the wine bottle in his hand.

After pouring salted duck eggs on Lao Li and Lao Wang, Guan Yun shook the bottle and said, "It's cold for two whole bites—"

"I still understand my uncle's pickiness. This is a reward for the three armed forces. Don't worry, those wild boars are terrified and don't dare to harm the crops anymore. Lao Wang took a sip of wine, and his heart was warm.

After telling the story of subduing the wild boar just now, Guan Yun patted his thigh regretfully: "Oh, I know I came a little early, I kicked my foot to relieve my anger." ”

After speaking, he turned to Xiaobai and said, "San'er, you have made a great contribution, come on, take a bite!" ”

Xiaobai grinned at him, pulled the wine bottle aside with his little paws, and then focused on the potatoes in his hands. He was a good boy, and he didn't drink anything except fruit wine.

Guan Yun was not angry. He blew on the wine bottle and said, "Third son, you have made a great contribution, and you must be rewarded. Can you do this? Your ancestors have awarded KPM, and I will give you a Bi Changfeng. ”

In the evening, the wine bottle also bottomed out, and Guan Yun staggered back. Lao Wang and Lao Li are also ready to make another round, and then they can squint in the hut for a while, because in the evening, everything is almost over.

"Understand Uncle and let Xiao Hei take you home." Lao Wang was a little uneasy, mainly because Guan Yun was the famous Li Erliang. After drinking two or two wines, he was almost drunk.

"This little wine is not enough to moisten his throat and eyes-" Guan Yun's tongue was a little big, but this kind of person was most afraid of saying that he drank too much. Take advantage of the dim moonlight and walk home step by step. The night wind blows fast.

Flowey, Flowey—there was a voice from the side of the path. It was a cornfield, and the corn stalks, more than a person high, were thick and slightly shaking.

What happened to wild boars? Guan Yun shook his head vigorously, and then he saw a black shadow on the ground that broke the corn cob.

It must not be a wild boar. It's not that high - Guan Yun breathed a sigh of relief and began to get angry: this month, the corn has just started to fill the grain and can't be eaten. Disconnecting it is also a waste. Who is so immoral!

Judging from the size, Guan Yun roared: "Whoever doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, whoever runs out of someone else's field, who is not afraid of fried rice!" ”

He said that the bomb was a small bomb for the villagers' self-government. Inside there were a lot of broken glass bowls and tree stumps, and the outside was tightly wrapped in linen. A few years ago, when I was contracted to my home, I was worried that the old sow would enter the field and harm the crops, so I put fried seeds and sesame oil on the ground. If a pig comes in and smells the fragrance, it will be fried as soon as it bites.

Fried rice is not small. It will blow the old sow's mouth open. If you can't eat, you can't continue to eat.

In the middle of the night, Guan Yun's shouts were particularly harsh. However, the man on the ground was indifferent and responded to Guan Yun with the sound of splitting corn.

Being a thief is reasonable, isn't it? Guan Yun was also angry. He fumbled on the ground for a while, picked up a large chunk of dirt, and ran.

The man rushed to the front, turned his back to him, and continued to break the corn. Guan Yun didn't directly hit it with a piece of soil. Worried that it was someone from the village, he reached out and patted the other person on the shoulder. His palms felt fluffy. It seems that this guy is very good at being a thief, and he also wears a leather coat. Guan Yun became even more angry and asked loudly, "What are you?" ”

The man suddenly turned around, gasping for air, and a cloud of hot air rushed to Guan Yun's face, almost making him vomit. This time, I finally saw clearly that the other party was staring at him suspiciously, with long black hair on his head, two small round ears, and a pair of bright Milanese eyes.

Alas, the blind bear-Guan Yundeng was scared into a white sweat, and the wine woke up at this time. Who was the guy across from him? Standing there was apparently a blind bear. This stuff has been extinct north of the Yangtze River for more than a decade. No wonder Guan Yun was not alert at all.

I do not know. Because Lao Wang and Xiaobai cooperated in artificial rainfall, this forest has a great attraction to wild animals, so Jiangbei, which is not worthy of the name, has finally found its mascot this time.

If the villagers get together to talk about the return of the grizzly bear, they will be very excited. However, meeting grizzly bears face-to-face is not all that pleasant. Just this big grizzly bear, how tall a person stands, and the palm of a round bus. It is estimated that Guan Yun's face is still half left.

Not only that, but the most powerful thing about a grizzly bear is its weight. After capturing their prey, grizzly bears like to put their prey under their butts and trample the other side with their fleshy butts. Who can withstand a few hundred pounds?

This grizzly bear is not the stupid bear that people often say. What grizzly bears are breaking corn and throwing an ear at once, it's pure nonsense. The guy is going to break the corn and put one ear in his mouth. Even the inside of the corn was chewed, sweet and tender, he hummed.

There is a famous local legend about a grizzly bear breaking corn. Break off one thorn, clip it under your armpit, and then break off another thorn. As a result, it just fell to the ground, so the grizzly bear was left with only an ear of corn under its armpit. Yes, that's it, but it's not a big deal, is it? Because of this thing, everyone is very familiar with it, really familiar with it! Hahaha!

Especially those children who learn knowledge, they forget the same thing. They said they were grizzly bears breaking corn.

However, this black man is not the legendary one. He chewed foam in his mouth and ate comfortably. He was a little forgetful and even ignored Guan Yun's crying. He didn't turn back until he was slapped in the face. As a result, he saw a person sitting on the ground - Guan Yun was so frightened that his legs were weak, and of course he couldn't stand.

The man was angry. He is also angry when he is disturbed by others. So, he slapped Guan Yun a few times, turned his buttocks, and pressed Guan Yun to be executed.

Guan Yun grew up listening to the legend of the grizzly bear. Of course, he knows how powerful he is. He quickly rolled to the scene and fell straight into the gutter. The gutter was less than two feet wide and sank into it all at once. In retrospect, I can't escape. Guan Yun muttered in his heart: "I'm too knowledgeable--

Grizzly bears run very slowly. When the huge palm was about to be shot down, he heard the cry of a tiger. It's Blackie. When he heard the commotion here, he ran first.

As soon as he saw the tiger, the grizzly bear's hatred immediately shifted and roared directly at Xiao Hei. Although this guy usually looks clumsy, this is a fake. It is no slower to roll out prestige than Daqing.