"Yes! Big brother, you're right, I'm not ugly, I'm going to use my original face to make the elf queen, the Holy See saint or something fall in love with me. Seeing that the perfect dispelled his desire to be handsome, I smiled slightly, and everything was under control.

In order to add more fuel to him, I waved my hand and opened a 1080-inch projection at hand, which showed a forest, I pointed to him and said: "Look, this is the elf's hometown, they generally don't move their nests, easy to find, let's first look at the elf queen you have in mind, and then I'll take you to see the white-clothed priestess, but the princess of the kingdom is a little hard to find, the key is that I don't know the detailed social background of this world, the princess does, grab a handful, after all, the West Fantasy, there is a village, build a stone house to be king." , It's the same as the village flower we have here, but if you want to say that you have to add a surviving person, phew, the label of the kingdom, then you have to look for it. ”

He nodded in agreement: "The cauldron is right, is the largest tree in the cauldron the World Tree, the one bound to the elves, everyone says that the elves jump out of the fruit of this tree, and all the elves live on this tree, do you also use this setting?" That cauldron, I haven't seen a baby yet, you take me to see it. Hey, hey, hey......"

The expression of wanting to kill a person can't be hidden, unless you don't really want to kill, I used mockery to cover up my killing intent and said: "You are wrong, there is a river in this forest, people call her the mother and son river, and the elves will drink the water of this river when they want offspring, and after drinking it, they will fart, and the fart will become an elf when they bask in the sun." Old magical. ”

He also seemed to hear the killing intent that I was hiding under my ridicule, so he resignedly said: "Big brother, the first half of your setting seems to be suspected of plagiarism, be careful that Teacher Six sends you a lawyer's letter." Big brother, I'm wrong, don't do it, I'm not uninformed, animated novels say so, haven't I been deceived? ”

I put down my raised hand, plucked out my ears and said, "I can speak well, big brother, big brother, what a cauldron, speak Mandarin well, what dialect stalk do you play for me." Our novel is magic, not fantasy, and there is nothing out of science. I ask you, a tree bears fruit, and inside the fruit is an animal, do you tell me that this is reasonable? You say this is a plant splitting its legs or an animal cheating, the most outrageous thing is that this fucking fruit is still a mammalian primate advanced subhuman-elf, you are not afraid that old man Darwin canceled his vacation in heaven with Linnaeus, Lamarck and a total of ten other old gentlemen to beat you back to the egg cell. ”

"This," he interjected, "Darwin, I know, Linnaeus, Ra, what's going on?" Pulling a carriage? ”

"Lamarck!"

"Oh, Lamarck, they're Darwin's bodyguards?"

"People are ugly to learn more, Darwin was named the top ten biologists in the world, Linnaeus and Lamarck are the eyes and flowers, it's pitiful to be uneducated, hey, do you have a certificate for nine years of compulsory trading? Don't be a defective product who sneaks out. The hand hidden in the trouser pocket secretly turned off the open Du Niang search web on the mobile phone, and pressed the screen to turn off.

"And they all live in trees, do you dig tree holes or learn from our ancestors to have a nest on the tree? Let's not consider how anti-scientific the tree is, so big enough to let say that thousands of elves live on it, you can say that they dig holes in the tree, or build houses with branches and leaves, and what are the components of the creatures that live on the branches, at best, they can fertilize the big trees, and they can be called 'symbiotic', but in fact they are all parasite work. Besides, let's ignore how inconvenient it is to go up and down every day, even if the elves can fly, would you like to live in a street where you will be showered with every day? If you don't want to be doused with footwater, you have to live in the highest place, but the problem is that it's the queen's house. Moreover, if you don't live in a stable, warm and convenient ground house, you have to be exposed to the wind and sun in a high place? Is there a disease. ”

"No, aren't all elves magical, and they still need to eat and?" He looked ruined.

I looked disdainful, this young man thought that all the beautiful young ladies were little fairies who were thirsty for morning dew and hungry for the north wind, after all, little fairies didn't need to go to the toilet. I said sarcastically: "What, a good subhuman has become solar power in your mouth, and all the elves are really popping out of the fruit of the big tree you said, everyone is a tree spirit, and they can live by relying on chlorophyll to bask in the sun." The title of elf is the name translated by our ancestors according to Western legends, but it is not the elf of the elves and ghosts in our oral tradition, it is the subhuman of the animal kingdom, mammalian class, primate, and it is a living person who can pant and have temperature, why don't you need to eat, drink and lazar. ”

I don't want to give him any more science popularization when I see that he has to slow down to accept it, tired. But I can't blame him, after all, it took me a while to rearrange my three views when I first learned about this. Forget it, hurry up and end the topic of elves, and after reading the queen asked him to send himself to the world. Thinking of this, I said to him, "Don't think about it, look at this." As I spoke, I swiped the screen with two fingers to zoom in. Fortunately, the elven queen is praying in the temple at this time, and it is quite easy to find. I adjusted the picture to a perfect angle, distance, and said to him: "This is the elf queen, although the actual age is a bit old according to humans, but according to the elves, even if we are in our twenties, fortunately, this queen has just ascended the throne, you kid is lucky, and later this queen will be married, hey, you don't like the type of wife, right?" But it's easy to solve if you like a wife, you can go to her later, and wait for her to get married. ”

"I like it, I love Lori. I like Lori," he said. I gave him an encouraging look, good boy, hobbies like mine, promising. I said, "That's not going to be easy, or you have to wait a few more years for the queen to give birth to a daughter." ”

"Yes, yes. No, didn't you say that elves don't live in trees, isn't this elf queen just in the trees, and there is such a big house, you just lied to me, right? Right? ”

I sighed deeply and said weakly, "Temple, that's not a house, that's a temple, is the temple good?" Swipe your fingers to point to a beautiful house on the screen and say, "Well, this is the queen's home." Looking at his expression, you are afraid that you are not lying to me and don't want to explain anymore, you can never wake up the person who is pretending to be asleep and say, "Forget it, believe it or not, whatever you want." Then let me look at the priestess, and you will find out for yourself. "Continue to operate, and after a few clicks, I found a priestess of a certain sect, and I just didn't know what activity she was doing, it was quite lively, and the people around it were densely packed. I pointed to the priest on the screen and said, "The saint is not old or easy to find, this priestess Sima is a candidate for the saintess, you can make do with it." "I didn't bother to look carefully, I almost got it, so I waited for him to finish reading it and sent him out to wander around, and began to work hard for my monthly income of one million.

"Big brother, did you find a problem?" He said with a puzzled expression.

"What's the problem?" I was dissatisfied with my perfunctory use of a priest as a saint and said, "I told you that this priest is a candidate for a saint, and you can be considered a saint if you round it off." ”

"It's not like that, I found that those people don't seem to be ugly." He said with a look of great discovery: "Moreover, why are they all foreigners?" This is running to the enemy-occupied area, why is there no one in our country? ”

I know what he means, little cute, I wrote a chapter for nothing, a few thousand words big, I forgot that there is still this stubble, in the end, I still have to pinch his face, and I have to pinch a handsome face. His grandma's cutie. For the sake of face, I still have to pretend not to understand, and I explained with a self-taught "actor's self-cultivation" expression on TV: "Oh, you said that you are not ugly, it is all my credit." I pretended to be proud and continued: "After all, it's my world, so of course the young ladies are all beautiful, but the young ladies are beautiful, how can their Y dyer provider give birth to a beautiful little Lori if they are not beautiful?" As a result, in the end, no matter whether men and women are ugly, I am afraid that they will become Liu Moudong and can't distinguish between beauty and ugliness, I also intimately made an orc as a comparison of their appearance, an orc, an elf is the lower and upper limit of people's aesthetics, how about it, is it not a perfect setting. It's also very logical to set up all foreigners, you forget, our book is taking the Western fantasy route, but it's not all foreigners. ”

He smiled and said, "That big brother, look at me, my ancestors have been authentic people by the Yellow River for eight lifetimes, and this face can't penetrate the enemy, don't you?" ”

He knew I knew what he meant, and I knew he knew I knew what he meant, and I went downhill and said, "Oh, it's okay, do you think Xiao Plum is better or the governor is better?" ”