He looked incredulous and asked me, "Is this governor you are talking about the one I thought?" ”

"Otherwise, how handsome the governor is, the special 'I'llbeback.' It's okay to be handsome out of the sky. "I wondered in my heart while explaining, why don't the young people watch it now, but even if I haven't watched this series of screen classic movies, as long as the village has just been connected to the Internet, I will still learn about it from other places, no matter how bad it is, I always watched it when I was a child" Even if the sheepfold is opposite my house, even if I am a strong old wolf, even if there is no human to protect the sheep and no other beasts compete with me for mutton, Even if I have a wife who wears a red cotton jacket every day and scolds me for being a waste every time I come back empty-handed, and a son I don't know how to raise him so big to feed, it doesn't affect me in the slightest to be beaten by the lamb every day and shout I'llbeback." This classic domestic anime, right.,The line that the male protagonist wants to shout every day, "I'll come back", is a tribute to T800, and no one will watch this anime every day without understanding this stalk, right?

"Oh, you're talking about Brother Schwa, I thought you were talking about Chuan Jianguo and scared me." He pretended to eat a pound, breathed a sigh of relief, and acted not as good as domestic small fresh meat, and he still thought that he was the winner of the little golden man, and continued: "But I don't mean anything else, big brother, Xiao Lizi looks very handsome when he is young, I admit it, but this Brother Schwa, you say that he is cool, and I don't have any opinion on saying that he is a real man, but you say that he is handsome, big brother, I really don't mean anything else, your old aesthetic is not very normal, or how can you pinch out the handsome guys and beautiful women in the whole world, but how can I be a little eye-catching here." ,Oh,I see,You're always because you have feelings bonus.,As the old saying goes, "the lover's eye is out of the Xi Shih". ”

Chuan Jianguo was a governor, why don't I know? Now the young people don't even understand the international situation, this is still necessary, there is still hope for the motherland if it goes on like this? The eternal death of the country. I was just about to interrupt him and correct his mistake when I heard his next words, especially the last words, I even complained that he used "Xi Shi in the eyes of his lover" like this? But as long as you have a kindergarten diploma, you won't make this kind of mistake.,It's not too late to fall into memories.,As an otaku.,It's not normal to trigger associated memories and fall into memory reconstruction.。

Time flashed back to the middle of the night when my fate changed, and the Butterfly and I were ready to set off to their ship to register my identity and then I could get a server and start creating the world, and it was fun to think about. But at the beginning of the face of a huge crisis, the butterfly people themselves can fly all over the sky, as long as there is a receiver is also very easy, but, can not bring people, to be precise, their things can only be used by them butterfly people, think about it, we didn't consider the situation if we let the dog be the driver when we designed the car ourselves. Now I can only lead the way in front of him, but fortunately, as an alien, there is still something somewhat, he can float in front of me but will not be seen by others, and he will not cause a commotion when leading the way. But in this way, another problem arises - as an otaku, it's normal to not have your own transportation, right? Borrowing a car is even more of a joke, not to mention that it's the middle of the night when you knock on the neighbors to borrow an electric car, the neighbors all know me, I'm an otaku, I'm a stranger to the neighbors, I just moved to this neighborhood not long ago, and maybe the elderly neighbors still know me. This point is a joke, called the third-tier city and the fifth-tier city can also be said to be the ancestor of the wide, never sleepy city dare not think, a little later time on the street lights can not be cleared and turned off, the street running all over the street is just after the night life winner. Fortunately, the society has developed well in recent years, and third-tier small cities can also scan the code and ride shared bicycles on the roadside. If you ask why you don't scan the electric door, I can only say that the end point of the Song Butterfly Man's navigation is not the return point of the electric donkey.

Fortunately, there was no disaster along the way, and I arrived at the place where the Song Butterfly Man teleported to the ground, and I didn't know what he was doing, so I quickly motioned for me to stand over and leave. I agreed, immediately went to the side of the road to park, locked it, turned on my phone and clicked to return the car. Yes, just now I have been waiting for him to tinker, sitting in the saddle of the bicycle and waiting, after all, who wants to stand if they can sit. trotted behind him and didn't dare to say a word about the extra work. Since the agreement to go back to the spaceship, it turned out that it could not be teleported and tossed for a long time, this song butterfly man exuded a kind of obviously all the work was done today, and he could finally get off work on time at six o'clock, but a second before getting off work, the boss asked you to make another plan, what can you do as a worker, at eight o'clock in the evening, you send the plan to the boss's mailbox, drink the cold coffee in the cup, just turn off the computer and get up to turn off the lights and lock the door, the boss called and asked eighteen questions to let you change the plan again. Obviously, the last second is still a polite and gentle song butterfly person, the next second is the standard to get home at twelve o'clock every night, get up at five o'clock in the morning to catch the subway to work, at the end of the month, it is better to rent a house than to live in a hotel, and they are forced to follow the social youth of the company every day, which is faster than the orange cat's face change when it sees the small can. I don't know what's going on, and in the few lines of dialogue I've had so far, I've heard the impatience of the Butterfly people, so I can only talk less and be a good boy who tries to be obedient as much as possible.

It's not as uncomfortable as getting dizzy and nauseous after sitting on a teleporter in a movie novel, and the image is like closing your eyes on a moving car, and then opening your eyes because the car is moving, and the scenery in front of you will change. I looked at the surrounding scenery and my jaw was shocked, after all, who blinked from a dimly lit street to a moment to one, how to say, a space decorated with colorful black can not be surprised, the key is that this kind of black and black is particularly black, forgive me for being uneducated, I have never seen such a dark room. I could see a little bit of my chest in the whole space, and this was because I had just plugged my phone into my coat pocket and turned on the flashlight function to light it when I was riding a bicycle, and I didn't turn it off after locking the bike.

Fortunately, the Song Butterfly Man next to me noticed my horror, it was not that I was cowardly, I was afraid of the dark, but it was written in the DNA of all Homo erectus. "Light!" He spoke, and a light source appeared above his head, okay, the light range was bright, and it was still dark outside, and he explained, "You're the first alien to come to our spaceship, and you forgot that you need to see with your eyes, but aren't you already going to change reality." As he spoke, he gestured to my feet, and I looked down and saw that there was nothing, nothing in the physical sense, including the floor, the ground, and the feet that I thought I had been standing on. No, there are still things, if the overhead maybe the light from the electric light bar, I remember some people saying that the average human eyesight can see about 10 kilometers, I just want to say, yes, human beings can't see the sun when they look up. I couldn't see the end of my feet with my good eyesight to see the sun, but I could only see a pillar of light, which was about the size of a football field and was far from the tip of a needle at the bottom of my foot. I realized that there was air under my feet, but I wasn't sure if it was empty under my feet, or if the floor had been sucked away by the Butterflies, or if it was an illusion? Similar to the spoof variety show in the island country next door, my body began to fall according to physics. The adrenaline started to rush in large quantities, my brain went blank, and I felt like I would never dare to say that I wasn't afraid of heights again. I'm going to laugh angrily when I think of this, I'm going to die and think about a little cutie, according to convention, shouldn't it be the time to remember a lifetime now?

Through my own screams, my mother, I don't know how I could scream so badly, how loud, so loud that I startled myself, but fortunately the screaming didn't stop, and no one could find out that I was scared by my own screams. Oh, of course, I'm not dead, how to write a book now for everyone to see, my country's criminal law stipulates that after the founding of the country, you can't become a sperm, so I'm definitely a living person who can breathe. At the time, I didn't know how many seconds I screamed, after all, I couldn't feel the passage of time at all, but my voice was not congested and hoarse, which means that it didn't take more than ten seconds, I heard a muttering through the scream, and later when I reminisced about the exciting memories of weightlessness, I realized that it was the song butterfly man who said "It's troublesome." ”

The next moment I sat up from my bed, and before I had time to think about it, I immediately lifted the quilt to look at my dear brother, and used my other hand that did not lift the quilt to feel whether the mattress under my brother was still dry, after all, if it was too wet, the child's skin would be tender and prone to rashes. I was relieved to be sure that it was a dry mattress, shivered, and put the quilt back on, too late to decide whether to get up and let my brother sprinkle water, I asked myself, was it a dream just now? Have I learned the skills in Inception? Then won't I be able to do this and that in the future?