Why don't you snap your fingers, it's not because I can't, I don't know that snapping my fingers is very handsome, just like a certain alien overlord purple sweet potato essence, with his cheap plastic texture gloves made of a six-year-old girl's aesthetics, a snap of the fingers can make the entire universe only female, female, and female creatures, domineering to the point of not working. I really look at the street boy on the other side, the more unpleasant it is, I am so majestic and not surprised, turning his hand over for the clouds and covering his hand for the rain, he doesn't blow a lot, I won't snap my fingers to find it accurately, and lick my face and ask me why I don't have to snap my fingers, Leeuwenhoek can't compare to you, you are a little cute.

I'm so angry, forget it, life still has to pass, how can I leave. When you wait for me to flip through the chapters of my work, I forget where I wrote.

Okay, I'm back. o( ̄┰ ̄*)ゞ It's not normal to forget the plot written yesterday today.,Everyone can understand it.,Let's continue to tell the story.。

"If you don't want to hear it, then let's start pinching people." I couldn't respond to his question directly, and replied positively that I kept waving my fingers and didn't snap my fingers because I wouldn't, wouldn't that affect my boss, phew, the majesty of the creator god, and explained on the side why I didn't snap my fingers and waste words, and whether I could send him out of the novice reception before the year was a question. Directly scolding him for interjecting and asking questions, it will seem as if I will care a lot about me not snapping my fingers, so what can I do, the old way, change the topic.

He was obviously shocked by my momentum, and hurriedly raised his hand in surrender, while learning the anime plot to simulate the appearance of pulling a zipper with his hand on his mouth. How else to say that first impressions are important, when I first met him, because of the kindness of the otaku, I always felt embarrassed to pull him to do things for me in the other world without his consent, although he is not a real person. But how to say, there are many definitions of human beings, for example:

You're eating, and now you're going to have two strangers sitting across from you, but only one seat can be seated. The right is left to you, and you can decide who will eat at the table, and if you don't choose one, you can only lie on the ground and eat like a dog.

Stranger A, a gentleman of manners, well-dressed, speaks well, and can chat with you in just two or three sentences while waiting for you to choose your seat. Aside from the fact that he's a dog, closing your eyes is like you're talking to someone who is well-bred and knowledgeable, and gentle and kind.

Stranger B, who is equally well-dressed, behaves like a well-trained dog and has no inappropriate behavior, and even sticks out his tongue because his tongue is not as long as a dog's and does not spew saliva, that is, it is a little strange for an adult to squat and stick out his tongue like a dog.

So now it's up to you to choose, would you rather eat with a human who is a dog in body but whose soul is out-and-out or someone who is human in body but is actually a dog on the inside and a dog eating at the same table?

You don't have to give an answer right away, but I hope that all readers will remember the example I gave, and if you think about it and ask your heart and mind and finally come up with an answer, then, congratulations, you can now apply the characters in my example to most of the situations. For example, one you love and one who loves you, which one should you choose. For example, a foreigner who eats our food and talks about us thinks that our country is the best, and another native compatriot who is full of food, but who has to say that the free air next door is sweeter, then it is obvious who is the dog. Look, it turns out that you can also learn a big truth by reading online texts, all the book friends who see this don't hurry up to light up the little red heart on the screen, Lao Tie, double click on six, six, six!

In my eyes, I have always regarded him as a real person, although I have never been a leader, this time will inevitably show the majesty of the leader in my mind, but the result is very unsuccessful, this kid is not afraid at all, and dares to play treasure. It's still the same sentence, let's live a life, how can I leave?

"At that time, I waved my hand and changed the world, and the eyes of the Song Butterfly people next to me were about to pop out, praising me for being a genius that is rare in 10,000 years, if I hadn't kept refusing, I guess I would be the patriarch of the Song Butterfly people now." Now I don't expect him to become a qualified sycophant, so I can only pat myself on the back first, ahh

"If it weren't for that Butterfly Man's poor teaching skills, I wouldn't have been able to learn to control my mind all the time," I continued, and my left thumb clasped the ring at the base of my index finger.

"Fortunately, it didn't bother me, and I finally solved the problem." I said proudly.

"But I really can't do anything about creating the world." I don't have the expression of a Gundam on the other side, but I don't want to work hard.

"Just like the question I asked you before, can you use a computer to type a triple-A game by yourself? This obviously can't, and creating a world is much harder than doing a triple-A game. ”

He looks like you're meowing and meowing is teasing me?,You can't say anything well.,Just now you directly asked me to make a game.,I thought you tied me over just to let me make a game for you.,I'm still wondering.,You're so blind.,I didn't ask what I was doing before tying me up.,I'm like a bald plaid shirt who types code every day.。

I looked unhappy and said, "I'm not telling you how hard it is to build a world, but it would be strange to tell you in detail based on my real experience that your standard Homo sapiens brain that has not evolved again for millions of years can understand it." ”

He said with an unhappy face: "Oh, we humans are stupid, you are smart, and humans can't tolerate you anymore, you are not human." ”

"Hey, you still dare to scold me for not being human, do you believe that I let your brother run away from home from now on and never come back?" I frightened him and saw him surrender again, skillfully like a native Gaul.

"Anyway," I concluded, continuing to ignore his tricks, "so it turns out that this world was created for me by the Butterfly people." ”

After a pause, he preemptively said before he could speak: "Although, but, hey, what kind of eyes do you have, what do you see?" “

I didn't think about how to save myself, and when I saw his strange expression, I felt that he was saying bad things about me in his heart.

"Oh, when you hear me say that I am not the creator god, and that this world was not created by me, do you want to stand up? You're thinking too much," I scoffed.

"Obedient and listen, although this world was not created by me, and I will not create the world until now, but, listen well, the turning point is coming, but the focus is on the back, but, I have the backstage authority, and you don't want to think about it, if I can't do anything, the transformation just now, and this" I pointed to the body of the young little plum next to me, "How did I conjure this little plum's body, heh, young man." "I have a crooked mouth and a dedicated look like a son-in-law. Look at him and wonder what he will say about it.

"No, big brother, I don't mean anything else." He looked aggrieved, I pretended to be one, you perform to your heart's content, and believe that a word counts me as if I lost.

"I'm actually just wondering why you're setting the setting to a Western fantasy, actually, modern romance is pretty good." He spoke in a tone that was thinking about me, but I had fallen into deep memories.

"And it's easy for you to design the world, just copy it from the map." He may not have seen my musings, after all, from his position, my face would have been pitch black when I looked down.

"Besides, I have more or less more than 20 years of experience in wandering, as long as you cheat strongly, I can bring school-age girls from all over the world into the harem. When the time comes, if you follow what I wrote, maybe you can still be selected for the Guinness Book of World Records, that's what, the online article with the largest number of people in the harem, how about brother, is it too late to change it now? "This kid isn't beautiful, but he thinks it's beautiful.

"First," I said in a serious tone, "we can't behave in a vulgar manner, as I said, my book is to be rated 12+, and I can't even watch it with my parents." I licked my lips, feeling a little empty.

"Secondly, you don't know, when I first came, I wrote four chapters of the novel and was locked up in a small black room for two chapters, you don't know how long I revised it at the time, revised it once, and was notified once that it was vulgar, you don't know how much I deleted in the end, and how much I changed to let those two chapters be released." I was saddened.

"Eh, big brother, I've only known you for less than half a day, how do I know what you said, but you can't change it when you say you're vulgar, I don't think there are a lot of harems on the Internet, why are they okay, let me say, why don't you have a world record to let them take a look, and then let the people who locked up your little black house kneel down with you to admit their mistakes." He looked lively and didn't think it was a big deal. I quickly interrupted if I wanted to say something.

"Don't dare to say nonsense," If I wasn't afraid of dirty hands, I would have learned from Xing Zhutou to cover him like the shopkeeper's mouth, telling the truth, his life is like this, I still have to mix in the online literature circle, but I don't dare to offend people." Here, I solemnly declare that I have nothing to do with this little red guy, and he is responsible for everything he says.

"Actually, when the Song Butterfly people helped me create the world, they didn't ask my opinion, if I was to set it myself, I would also set it up like "Inheritance of the Brave Names ~ The World Without Wearing Fat".

(Good boy, please don't go to the steam platform to search, buy and play this game, if you really have to play, you must be accompanied by your parents, and play with your parents (๑•̀ᄇ•́)و✧) I was reminiscing and imagining and telling, as if I said something terrible.

"I thought about it, I really want a Star Wars world, how handsome the lightsaber is, I like the Black Samurai lightsaber in the shape of a two-headed snake the most. And that spaceship, wow, what otaku can refuse a one-to-one Millennium Falcon, anyway, I can't" I seem to have exposed something strange.

He agreed, "Yes, I like lightsabers too, hey, last year or the year before that Star Wars game, that's who, hey, I forgot about it, it's the one who plays the clown as a face model, the lightsabers in it are all handsome, and I've cleared the customs several times, but I don't like two-handed weapons, I like dual-wielding." As he spoke, he compared the shape of holding a lightsaber in both hands in the game.

I waved my hand and told him to pause. To tell the truth, if I hadn't played this game for a long time, I wouldn't have understood what he was saying, and the shape he compared to in the end, single out, ho, the true image of learning, I mean the real resemblance to the last praying mantis fist in the king of a thousand kings.

I didn't want to care about him, so I continued: "Actually, the background of reality is not impossible, getting a superpower, just like a fork man, even if it is the alliance of women sorrowful, I can accept it." Even in the future of 2077, when I went to mingle, it was a waste of sleep and food, known as the brightest girl in Night City. Speaking of which, I praised the stupid donkey in my heart, the games made by people are real, and other game characters are born with small pants and small vests, which are not real at all, how can anyone take a bath without changing bitter tea? Off topic, off topic, back to the story.

"Then why did you choose magic in the end? Did you eat Barbara as a child as a fairy, or do you now eat chicken as Voldemort? He had a look on his face that had found the truth.

The real macho boy childhood is to see whether the Teletubbies are good or not, I think, he doesn't understand it at all.

"Actually, I don't know, I also asked this question at the time, how do you guess the song butterfly man answered?" I throw up a question.

"How did you answer?" Well, that's a good answer.

"He said"

Said I just looked backstage, and because the first few chapters were locked in a small black room, my new bookmarks were gone. The loss was as high as 25 yuan, and the heart was broken. I'll tell you what he said in the next chapter.

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Really, rounding up I lost 100 million, and my heart hurts. I want to write down the platform in my little notebook, if I can't give me a 24-hour personal editorial lady, then this grievance, no one can make it, I said. (*￣︿￣)