"Heh, you kid is really 'torture', fortunately, I'm also a macho man, or I will sue you for sexual harassment, how can you live so long and not eat the gun of justice?" I mocked him with disdain.

"Hey, big brother, when you say this, I realized that I used to be a very serious person, how can I become a joke now?"

He scratched his head, although this person is handsome, although he can't hide his obscene temperament, but small actions such as buttoning his nose and scratching his hair will become just as handsome.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter, anyway, I don't feel anything wrong right now. That big brother, can you give it a little bit without getting started? ”

Started to laugh obscenely again, I was meowing, fortunately, I changed Xiao Lizi's face, if this is still his original face, I can't help but hit two lol man-machine to vent the fire.

After thinking about it, the young man doesn't know that society is sinister, and the eldest brother will teach you a lesson.

"Hand out." I said to him lightly, I must show my superior demeanor with the same plain expression and tone as the enlightened monk explaining the future marriage to the ignorant girl.

"What are you reaching for?" When I asked a question, Xiao Lizi's hand still stretched out in front of me.

"Alright, go back to where you came from and stand."

I clicked on his hand and gave him an impromptu order. I'm afraid that if he accidentally bumps into me when he changes his brother, then I'm afraid I can't help but beat him to death. It's good to keep him away from me. It just so happened that Xiao Lizi was next to me just now, and I didn't feel any discomfort, so after he became Xiao Lizi, he successfully used a few actions and a few words to let me watch Xiao Lizi's movies in the future, and it is estimated that there will be shadows. But fortunately, the youth version and the middle-aged version of Xiao Lizi are two people, and it's okay.

"Oh."

He agreed, but did not object. As I walked back slowly, I looked over and over to see where I had just clicked. The other hand is still holding the pants. He stood back in his place and looked up at me, presumably waiting for me to explain. But the question is, can you put on unfamiliar bib pants without observing with your eyes, just by groping with two hands? The buttons and buckles of the bib clashed back and forth and made a series of sounds, and those who didn't know thought he was playing something very new, a new instrument, percussion.

"You put your pants on first."

I sighed, why is this more and more sand sculpture, what is wrong? Forget it, I don't want to dig deeper, I was a little guilty about the prank just now, okay, now his actions instantly made my guilt disappear, then it's prank time.

"I know what you're asking for, no, the one I just gave you a magic spell." I explained it in a serious way.

"yes, that's what you think." I ignored the fiery gaze that Xiao Lizi, who was looking down and studying how to wear pants, suddenly raised his head and shot at me, that is, as a creator god, ordinary people will be burned out of two big holes immediately under this gaze.

"Don't get excited, I'll teach you how to use it now."

"Big brother, please say, I like to accept new knowledge the most."

Big brother, this will teach you what it means to be self-inflicted and not to live. Suppressing the joy in his heart because he would be able to see his silly face in a moment, he continued to say in the tone of a monk:

"Don't be nervous, the magic I gave you is super intimate, as long as you are not stupid, dogs can learn it."

"Eun, okay, big brother, you say, I'll listen."

Looking at the ignorant young man with a cheap smile on his face, in order to please me so that his brother could be reborn again, he didn't even refute what I just said that he was a dog, so he laughed for a while. Only a hairless bird that has never really let his brother play a role will only care about his brother's height.

Now, it is he who asks to rectify his brother's height, no problem, I even delegate the right to modify it to him, just wait to see how he will be tripped by his brother even when he walks after he modifies it himself. When the time comes, I will be able to pour poisonous chicken soup on him from the vantage point: everything has a degree, and not everything is as big as possible. Then give him two options, either adapt or cut off. Change back? Don't even think about it.

"It's very simple, put the hand I just clicked where you want your brother to be, and shout: Show up, brother, it's okay?" I maintained the eminent monkhood and explained. For fear that he wouldn't be able to learn, I also deliberately designed fool instructions.

"Hey, it's really easy, I'll try, 'Show up, brother'! Eh, it's really changed, big brother, Niubi! "I don't know if it's really acting, anyway, the final breaking sound shook my ears.

"Well, in fact, it was your first time modifying just now, and it's normal to make mistakes, come, I'll add another magic to you?" I didn't want to let him be quiet, and I eagerly wanted to tell him that I could give him a second chance.

"That's right, that's what I want, but it's better to have another magic spell, prepare first, maybe you can use it in the future." As he spoke, he was about to leave for me.

"Get out!"

"Huh?"

Nima, I can't see the jokes, I can't imagine that this kid can play a pig, it seems that a chick who doesn't know anything knows his brother's big brother, but in fact, he knows everything like a retired old man who has been a turtle in the old society all his life.

Visually, the size he just compared is larger than the average height of the younger brother of the online keyboard warrior of 180, but the big one is also limited, although it is unscientific, it does not affect the physique of walking and running. I was so disappointed that I didn't suppress my heart for a while, calm and calm, and couldn't let this fake little plum see a joke.

"I mean, steady, brother is really careful, the future will definitely be stable, after all, the details determine success or failure, you say yes."

Poisonous chicken soup doesn't need money anyway, so it's poured to death. It's true that the details determine success or failure, but the wrong thing is that it is not said that both sides are at the same level of strength, after all, I have never heard of an ant that can win against an elephant, no matter whether this ant has a thousand hearts and eyes, 999 are used to be careful.

"What the eldest brother said is, I think so too, and the magic is given to me now?"

With a smirk on his face, he can't fool me anymore, and I've long seen through him who is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. Laugh to death, as long as the tiger knows that he is pretending to be a pig, see how he eats me?!

"Oh, I just remembered wrong, this magic can only be used once. Since that's all right, let's get started. Come on, I'll send you on your way. ”

I want to ask for my brother's magnification again, so let's dream. I don't want to spend any more time with him now, so I want to quickly lift him to the ground so that I can turn the TV back on and see what happened to the girl who was beaten and abused.

"No, big brother, wait, did you forget something before you sent me away?" He asked, confused.

"Hey, it's not like you've been interrupting, I've forgotten about it." Originally, I thought the real answer was a bit indescribable, but now I found the real face of the fake Xiao Lizi, what is it still covering.

Here to teach the majority of young ladies who read books a means of self-preservation. When the young lady meets a lewd man who is a hooligan to you, you must not cover your face and scream, so that the more you scream the hooligan, the more excited you may be. The correct way to do is to refer to a certain stick drama, you watch his younger brother comment loudly, yo caterpillar can also be pulled out to walk the street? As long as the gangsters still have a sense of shame, they will only hide their faces and run away. It's a fitting quote for the fact that only magic can defeat magic.

"A guide to the evaluation of the customs of another world. At that time, it was because I watched this episode that I wanted the same world in my heart. "I don't pretend, there's a showdown, everyone has a younger brother, who is afraid of whom.

"What, what?" He still has this expression on his face, I haven't seen it.

"Ahem, still pretending, haven't you seen it? You're not tired. ”

"No, big brother, what am I pretending?,I really haven't seen it.,How long have I been in.,This is a new episode after I have a memory?" I can't even tell if he's sincere, and he hasn't seen it, whether it's true or not.

"Uh...... "Because I don't know if he really hasn't seen it or if he's pretending to be a white chrysanthemum, I don't know how to answer."

"Big brother, I remember that today is the 22nd year, the beginning of December, how long has it been since the real world?"

He had the face of Taro Urashima holding a souvenir from Princess Ryugu but couldn't find a home anywhere, and finally found that time had passed hundreds of years later.

"The Warcraft agent hasn't expired yet, how long do you say it can pass now?"

This is not Heavenly Court, the proportion of time is not getting more and more year by day, I meowed, and the topic was almost bent by him, to say the point.

"If you haven't seen it, you haven't seen it, anyway, it doesn't matter, no problem, let's go on the road." I stuck to the point and didn't let go.

"Important, where can it not be important, big brother, how much is your crooked password? Wait for me, I'll search the Internet to see. He lowered his head and began to touch his body, "Hey, what about my phone, why is it gone." ”

"Are you looking for your phone in Xiao Lizi's trouser pocket? Are you serious? ”

I don't even know if he's really stupid or if he's good at acting. If it's stupid, I hope he's playing me, and if he's acting, then I can only say that there will be a long time in the future, and it just so happens that I'm still a grudge, let's see.

"Oh, yes, my phone and my original body have been lost by you, big brother. Then big brother, you can borrow my phone and try it. At my glare, he changed his mind again.

"If you don't borrow it, forget it, then big brother, you can put it on the screen you conjured up just now." Then why don't you tell me about the plot?,How much let me know that I know the world I'm going to break into?,Isn't this the background introduction that all game opening CGs have?。 ”

He saw that I didn't agree to borrow my phone and I didn't agree to use the big screen to show it. In the end, I proposed a solution, and gave me a reason that I couldn't refuse.

"Actually, there's nothing to talk about.,It's a human being.,And his partner.,An elf.,A halfling.,There's an angel.,Together as a mercenary.,As a waiter.,And in life and work, some of the customs of the world in which you live are evaluated.,What's interesting is that the same custom is because of different races.,The evaluation of the 4 partners has its own characteristics.。

I use a serious patchwork, avoiding the heavy and light, transferring flowers and trees, mixing fish eyes and beads, nine shallow and one deep and other esoteric techniques, hey, is there something strange mixed in? Forget it, it doesn't matter, anyway, I'm explaining. And I promise, as the creator God, I didn't say it! False! Speech. All stand up!

"Big brother, what about me.,Although I haven't seen the animation you said.,But,I still know what the custom girl is?"

I can't imagine that you are such a person, and he has this sentence written all over his face.

"Hey, none of this matters, I went to ask the Song Butterfly Man, and he was sure that although I did want the magic world because of this daily routine, but when I created the world, the world was mixed with all the conjectures I had in my mind about the magic world, so this source is actually not important, so we don't need to keep worrying about what she said."

I know that I was still being demolished in person, I am also the boss anyway, I want to save face, really, this kind of person is estimated to be fired in the first minute of appearance in a workplace drama.

Forget it, don't be angry, write it down in my little notebook first, and then settle the account later, and send him away first.

"Then, no problem, no problem, let's go on the road, right?!" I urged again.

He thought for a moment, looked at me and said;

"Other questions will be fine later, but there is one more important question for now," he said in a deep tone.

I swallowed, and there was an important question, why didn't I know, could I have made a mistake?

"What's my golden finger?"

He went from deep seconds to excited. That is, he is young, and if he is so excited in a few years, he will have to leak a few points of urine from high and low.

"You said is there a possibility, maybe your golden finger......

I'll announce your golden finger in the next chapter" 〈( ̄) ̄)〈

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Failure is a successful mother, I tried, and successful mothers are very spicy. But, I'm here to give birth to a child, I can't be confused by the hot body of failure and the great mind every day, and get lost in the sentence We want to be together for the rest of our lives, I can't do without you. I want to be firm in my mind, as long as the child doesn't want a mother. So I applied for a contract again. This time I felt that there was a drama, and after the first few hours, I sent my successful mother to warm my bed, and now it has been almost 24 hours, and I am still alone. Looks like I'm going to have a baby〈( ̄) ̄)〈