A burst of green smoke rushed up, and I continued to brush the chicken thighs with oil in a hurry. Ay? The chicken thighs are hard to taste, so the barbecue is made with chicken wings, and I suddenly reacted. Hey, fortunately, the response was fast, it was only baked for ten minutes, and now it's too late to change, with a wave of my hand, the four chicken legs become eight chicken wings, neatly arranged on my barbecue grill. I'll brush the oil for a while, sprinkle the sauce for a while, ho, and the perfect grilled chicken wings are out of the oven. The food I cooked by myself was delicious, I sat on a professional camping chair with chicken wings in one hand and ice cola in the other, sitting on a professional camping chair, resting on the barbecue grill and looking at the little plum sitting on the ground, his eyes were distracted, except for the occasional unconsciously twitching limbs, his lips were closed, how to look like a monitor lizard in a village in the Three Kingdoms.

Look at the sky, the afternoon in the forest is like the evening, the evening is late at night, but even in the middle of the night there is the moon and the stars, and there is only darkness in the forest, oh, no, the pairs of little lanterns are floating around very cheerfully.

sighed, in order to let the worker get through the depression period as soon as possible, I even came to the ground to accompany him, but it was useless, during which I tried to encourage, scold, comfort, and abuse, but in the end, Xiao Lizi was still the same as a weak girl who was bullied by a little hooligan, motionless, pretending to be a puppet. I have no choice but to wait for time to heal his rotten soul.

But it's been too long, it's been hours, I even watched a few movies during this period, and at the end he roasted chicken wings for dinner, and he still looked like a dead man, so in order to cheer him up as soon as possible, I had to use bad tricks.

"Ah, you've got a six-legged rabbit behind you!!" I pretended to cover my mouth with one hand, and when I reached my mouth, I realized that I was holding a Coke, and the other hand was pointing behind Xiao Lizi, coughing, and the chicken wings in my hand were pointing behind Xiao Lizi.

"Run!" ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(; ￣◇￣)┘

Seeing that Xiao Lizi was still stunned, I shouted loudly again.

I saw that the little plum that was like losing my soul just now flashed behind me with a jumping step, and the wind even hung up the chicken wings in my hand.

I turned my head to look behind me, and first saw a pair of feet that were trembling slightly, so I didn't see any unknown liquid at my feet. Further up was a pair of trembling legs, oh, it turned out that the trembling of the feet was affected by the thighs. On top is the violently undulating belly, I don't know that I thought it was Xiao Lizi who turned into a human flesh blower, and the top one was the little white face with tears, because the little white face was also trembling so that the tears did not fall from the chin.

As soon as I saw Xiao Lizi crying, I was always relieved, isn't it all like this on TV, as long as he cries in this situation, it means that he is fine. But the necessary spellcasting spells must not be missing:

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay to cry."

As I spoke, I handed over my roasted chicken wings and motioned to the little plums.

"Something to eat?"

I let out a long sigh when I saw the little plums that started to eat chicken wings, and then hurriedly continued to roast chicken wings.

The next day.

A moment before the fake little plum woke up, I returned to this camp I had built on the ground.

Before walking to the pile of chicken bones, I planned to tidy up the camp, after all, camping, the emphasis is on leaving a piece of garbage when you leave. Ignoring the little plum that was pretending to be still asleep, I was about to send the chicken bones to the forest and let the animals eat them directly, but I hesitated before I could do it.

"What are you doing there? What's so nice about that pile of chicken bones? Xiao Lizi, who no longer pretended to be asleep, asked.

"Oh, I was going to feed chicken bones to the animals in the forest, but I found it wrong." I replied earnestly.

"Can't the animals here eat spicy?" While talking about Xiao Lizi, he sat up cross-legged.

"It's because the bones are soaked in spices and then grilled over a flame, and they all have residual salt, which is a supreme delicacy for animals."

I handed Xiao Lizi a pot, a bottle of water, and a packet of instant noodles and motioned for him to cook instant noodles on the fire by himself.

"Isn't that bad?" Judging from his neat movements, he has never cooked with his hands before.

"It's not good, just like if a beggar is born a beggar, then he won't feel how his life is when he is old, but if he is allowed to be a king for one day, then he may not be able to stand his life the next day and can't think about it."

As I spoke, I waved my hand and wiped out all the garbage.

"It always feels like you're insinuating something." His hand paused for cooking.

"No, besides, if you want to talk about something, you can find me." I looked at the little plum that was already eating noodles and turned around and went back to my lair.

Wave your hand to dispel the watchdogs, watchdogs, and watchman gargoyles that were immediately around me when they saw me returning, and let them do what they should do.

Pat your head, why don't you go back to the bedroom, and start your home from the door, then you have to walk back to the hall for a while. With a wave of his hand, he lay back on my couch and breathed a sigh of relief. It turns out that death can really change a person, and seeing a person die can also change a person.

"I think we need to have an open and honest conversation face to face, right now."

I was just thinking about what I should do now when I received a private chat from Xiao Lizi.

"Yes." I'm Nima, don't talk about it early, I just got home.

Getting up from the couch, I went back to the place where I roasted my chicken wings last night.

Seeing that my camping chair was sitting on the barbecue grill, I set up the same chair on the other side of the barbecue grill, and at the same time the tea from the two enamel tea jars and some peanuts, jujubes, chestnuts, oranges, bananas, duck pears, etc. were gathered on the barbecue grill, and the whole environment for morning talk around the fireplace came out.

When he saw me tidy up, he said:

"My surname is Liu, and I don't plan to use my original name, I will be called Liu Yuan in the future."

"Is Leonardo a bad name?"

After thinking about countless possibilities for a while, I was still defeated by his Qingqi brain circuit, and the first sentence of such a serious conversation was to change my name by myself. And didn't Xiao Lizi always call it well? Eh, it seems that I am calling the little plums, and they are all calling in my heart. -_-||

"If the name is changed, it will be changed, the surname is not easy to change, and you also said that everyone here speaks Chinese, is it appropriate for me to give a foreigner name?"

Wow, that's so well founded, and I can't argue with it.

"My surname is also Liu, it doesn't matter if my name is name, anyway, I only communicate with you, you can call me anything." I said quickly, focusing on the next sentence:

"Our old Liu family has so many interesting names, why do you want to call Liu Yuan? There is Liu Xiu in the distance, Liu Xing in the near, and Liu Xian, the predecessor of our online article, is not that smooth and meaningful? ”

I taught Liu Yuan earnestly and wanted him to change his name.

"It's really not good, isn't there still a Liu hand?"

I looked at Liu Yuan with expectant eyes.

"I originally wanted to call myself Liu Lang, but I thought that I was not a wanderer, but it was a fact that I was far away from home, and finally called Liu Yuanbei."

Although Liu Yuan's voice was very flat, I could still hear his thoughts about his family, and I was silent and had nothing to say.

"Okay, I don't care anymore, let's get down to business, I hope Lao Liu can answer me honestly a question."

Although Liu Yuan was peeling oranges in his hands, his eyes did not have a sense of relaxation around the fireplace.

"You ask, I can only say and can't say, there is no need to lie to you."

I explained my setup again.

"Okay, let me ask you, did you revive me, who was dead at the time, or did you create me again?"

He asked earnestly as he stared into my eyes.

"What? You weren't dead at the time. ”

I didn't know what he meant for a moment.

"Didn't you create countless mes of yourself as I said before, and then die one and let another take your place?" (A certain dialogue in the previous chapter, forgetting to look for it yourself.) ）

He didn't peel any oranges, waiting for my answer.

"Hey, you were worried about this, don't worry, although your body, that is, Xiao Lizi, I can make countless of them, but I can't help your soul, simply put, you are not a thing or a product of this world, I actually don't have high authority over you, otherwise, why am I more afraid of your death than yourself."

Yes, Liu Yuan died, for himself it was just a few decades less to live, but for me, it was a loss of a life with a monthly income of one million.

It was visible to the naked eye, after hearing my explanation, Liu Yuan was a lot more relaxed and asked:

"And how did you save me? I just remember that I appeared in front of an angel sister like I was playing with Warcraft and waiting for resurrection, and then I saw you in front of me. ”

"Oh, that's to make you feel more immersed. At that time, the situation was very simple, you were not dead yet, you created a new small plum, and then transferred, and finally let the original cold little plum and all the liquid squirted disappear. "I made it clear to Liu Yuan that it was not only blood that was sprayed at that time.

"Hey, you really don't think about the name Liu Xian, Lang Lang is catchy and echoes your personality."

Taking advantage of Liu Yuan's slackness, I hurriedly proposed to change my name, wanting him to call Liu busy in the future.

"Then let's talk about future plans." Liu Yuan ignored my suggestion to ask him to change his name.

"What else to say, didn't you say it a long time ago, you make trouble, I will copy it, you will be the king, I will be the god?"

I reminded him that we had already agreed on this.

"But the problem is that I can't even kill a rabbit now, no, I can actually be killed by a rabbit, how can I go up to kill the demon dragon, cut the demon king, and occasionally cut the heads of some bandits in the middle?"

Oh, I understand, Liu Yuan, this kid is now beaten and autistic, and now he is in a time of self-doubt, and his combat effectiveness at this time can generally have the usual three achievements.

Now that you've found a problem, it's easy to solve the problem.

With a wave of my hand, a six-legged rabbit with a big tie fell down, I stood up, took out a rope and tied the rabbit to the tree next to it, leaving a long rope to see the rabbit itself chrysalis to the east and wriggle to the south.

I sat back in my chair, took a sip of a large bowl of tea, and said to Liu Yuan, who was a little afraid of rabbit syndrome next to me:

"Actually, you know, after investigation, less than ten people actually die under the shark's mouth every year." I chewed peanuts and asked Liu Yuan, who had been staring at the rabbit:

"Do you know what is the creature that kills the most humans every year?"

Seeing that the rabbit was desperately away from the position of the two of us, Liu Yuan finally stopped staring at the rabbit without blinking, he turned his head to look at me and said:

"What? It can't be human beings, right? ”

I smiled and said:

"Guess almost, but in the matter of killing humans, humans can only rank second, and the first is mosquitoes, what's the matter, now look at the fact that you were killed by rabbits, isn't it so difficult to accept?"

After pondering for a while, Liu Yuan still shook his head and said:

"I don't feel like there's anything to do with the two things."

I patted Liu Yuan's shoulder vigorously, and in the sound of his inhalation, I said loudly:

"Can't you really beat a rabbit? What happened last time was just an accident, you know? ”

Seeing that Liu Yuan's eyes slowly brightened, I continued:

"You are like the man who was killed by mosquitoes, can't you beat mosquitoes and rabbits? That's impossible, three or five of our ancestors can team up to kill mammoths, how can they be killed by mosquitoes today? It's not all accidents, so we can't treat accidents as the norm. ”

I took a big bowl of tea, smoothed the crushed peanuts in my mouth, and was so excited just now that I sprayed a lot.

Liu Yuan wiped off the peanut red skin on his face and echoed loudly:

"Yes, the eldest brother is right."

"So," I continued, "I'm sure that after you have experienced death, you will definitely pay more attention to detail in future battles, and avoid accidents." ”

"Yes, yes." Liu Yuan nodded desperately.

I forgot where I saw the tip, which says that you should not give a small amount of gifts multiple times, and the most effective gift is to give the gift you want to give to the other person at once.

"The rabbit." I tilted my head and motioned to Liu Yuan with my eyes to look at the rabbit that was still squirming slowly, "That one is the one that kicked you, I'll tie it up and send it to you, and I'll hand it over to you for revenge." ”

"I also said that big brother, what did you just tie up a rabbit for, it turned out that you let me take revenge, I, you big brother, I admit it, and I will be your little brother in the future."

He had an expression on his face that we should kneel down and bow down.

"Don't be in a hurry to thank you first, I also gave you a dad blessing."

Who the hell wants to bow to you, I, Nima, am your boss, and I haven't swear in this chapter, forcing me to break the gong at the end. I'm your little cutie.

"Huh? I still have a dad? How can I not feel it? Liu Yuan, who had a little plum face as he spoke, touched Xiao Lizi's body like a middle-aged woman.

"Stop, stop, don't touch it, you can't feel it." I hurriedly interrupted Liu Yuan's behavior.

"Oh, what's that daddy?" Liu Yuan, whose face was full of wishes, looked at me, obviously hoping that I would read according to his face.

"The simple description is to resurrect in place, and the explanation of the image is similar to the passivity of the Warcraft shaman." Ignoring his expectations, I continued to explain:

"You don't have to be afraid of death anymore, because the creator God won't let you die, and it's not easy for death to come. But next time, there will be no change of clothes and blood cleaning service. If your dead body is gone, you'll have to go to Sister Angel's for a while. ”

"Ah, why do you have to punish the station?" Advantageous he did not mention a mouthful, unfavorable precision strike.

"In order not to let you die casually." I put down the big bowl of tea, looked at him, and thought, don't think that I haven't seen that movie about 'how good a beautiful young man can die if he can't die'.

"Oh, that's fine, anyway, I definitely don't want this dad to work." He looked like as long as I didn't die, and the punishment would not be my turn to be confident.

I smiled faintly and we'll see. Seeing that he was eager to take revenge, I threw out the last plug-in.

"Finally, I will also tailor an achievement for you that can greatly enhance your strength." The clouds are light and the wind is light, and I am light and the wind is light.

"Also, what's the matter, is this?" Obviously, my plug-in delivery shocked Liu Yuan.

"From now on, you kill a hundred rabbits to unlock the 'Rabbit Slayer' achievement, which increases your attack power against all rabbits by one percent." I am proud to announce the achievements of my design.

"That's it?" Liu Yuan squinted at me, "Why do I think you are the same as the dog planner in the mobile game, you are sure that this value is okay?" ”

"I haven't finished talking yet, you interrupt me yourself, don't listen to the most important thing." I quickly retorted to his question, completely ignoring the pause I had left for my little brother to pat at the back.

"The bonus can be up to 10,000, and at that time, you will unlock the 'Rabbit's Natural Enemy' achievement, and unlock the title of 'Rabbit Exterminator', doubling the attack defense against rabbits. How's that, awesome, right? ”

Liu Yuan stood up, took out the sand eagle I picked up from the box in the corner, and said to me:

"Lao Liu, there are 10,000 rabbits in this forest?" Without waiting for me to answer, he walked towards the tied rabbit.

How can I know if there are 10,000 rabbits in the end?,I just learned to make a game achievement, why is it so difficult?,Game planner, I shouldn't have scolded you so badly before.。

(Note: There are many kinds of game planning, specifically five categories: numerical planning, level planning, system planning, copywriting planning, and combat planning.) Quote from the author's article by Salted Fish Moe Shin Mashiro)

Just when I was in a rage of impotence, the unexpected came unexpectedly.

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Originally, her throat was dry and sore today, and her snot was like a spring in the mountains, and you didn't know why she kept flowing for some reason. Originally, I was ready to write a leave note, but I saw that the directly signed electronic contract was sent. My mom, I looked at it carefully, and I only saw that I promised a monthly change of 100,000 yuan before signing the contract, and I cried(╥_╥)for a fine for breach of contract.

It's strange to say, I can't figure it out until now, I haven't signed a contract, I write aimlessly every day, just play, I'm happy, and I never touch fish. But today I'm like a hedgehog in the ass and a fidget. I always felt that my favorite computer chair had become my shackles, and I just wanted to go to the living room and pace while brushing my little sister. How far do you think I'm from a big deal on the compensation site (*╹▽╹*)