Smack, ah, cough, →→↗ ↘, ah.

I turned my head to look over, and a grown man with a sand eagle in his hand to shoot a rabbit tied up with five flowers can also have an accident? I was curious. Wait, Sand Hawk? The .50 caliber hand cannon that I gave in particular? Oh, and I could think of the source of the accident, and I hurried over to see if my five-cent bet had won or lost.

But I was still shocked, and when I walked around the big tree in front of me, I saw a spicy eye movement of rubbing my chest with one hand, pulling open my crotch with the other, and coughing and blowing into my crotch. Mom, I'm not clean anymore(╥_╥)

Seeing my arrival, Liu Yuan stopped blowing and asked me for help intermittently:

"Big, cough, big brother, toothpaste, cough, no toothpaste, my thighs are blistered."

Oh, it wasn't what I thought it was.

"You're stupid, you can't apply toothpaste because you're burned, go, go back and sit, I'll give you recovery medicine to drink."

As I spoke, I picked up the rabbit thigh at my feet and beckoned Liu Yuan back to the camp.

On the way back, I had roughly inferred what happened at that time through my observation of the venue at that time and Liu Yuan's state at that time. (There is absolutely no event replay here (*╹▽╹*))

Liu Yuan, who used the gun for the first time, was not sure that he could hit the rabbit that was still bouncing vigorously from a long distance, so he must have walked up to the rabbit and bent down to shoot from top to bottom. This time, I finally knew to open the insurance and scattered the rabbit with one shot. The snap was clearly a gunshot, and the source of the rabbit thigh I picked up was obvious.

The ensuing scream, and the chest that Liu Yuan had been holding all the time, it could be judged that after the shot, the gun was out of his hands. The pistol that flew backwards hit Liu Yuan's chest when he bent down to aim at the rabbit, and Liu Yuan directly slammed his butt backwards to show his respect for Newton, after all, it was Newton who "invented" gravity (* ̄) ̄). The vigorous impact on his chest caused Liu Yuan's breath to be unsmooth and he coughed incessantly.

The final burn is also easy to guess, based on the length of the pistol, the location of Liu Yuan's thigh burn, there is only one truth: the pistol that hit Liu Yuan finally fell between Liu Yuan's legs, with the muzzle facing up. But this gun was not designed to be placed in a muzzle-facing posture at all, so it fell to the side under the action of gravity, and the result was that the muzzle that had just been shot was attached to Liu Yuan's thigh.

I'm on the camping chair, and I haven't figured out why this kid is so unlucky. Although I admit that there is a reason in it, I should not use heavy firepower on a newbie, but killing a tied rabbit can make myself like this, so how will I live after that? Do I really give him a constant blessing of invincibility? I looked at the oranges on the barbecue grill and fell into deep thought.

"Big brother, medicine." Liu Yuan, whose thigh was burned, sat on a camping chair and reminded me.

Looking at Liu Yuan, who had to skim his thighs so as not to hurt himself because his thighs were burned, because the camping chair was not big and there were armrests, he could only sit on the chair with the tip of his buttocks, but because of the butt pier just now, his buttocks couldn't touch anything, let alone the tip of his buttocks. So now Liu Yuan is simply supporting the armrests with his arms, and his whole body is suspended in the air, so he relies on his feet to support him so that no chair can be turned over. To be honest, he shocked me again.

"Big brother, recovery medicine, I hurt a lot." Seeing that I didn't react, Liu Yuan asked for help again.

"Pain? yes, I know how to turn you into an invincible hunk. I was opened by Liu Yuan's cry of pain, patted my thigh, patted Liu Yuan's shoulder, and slapped him to the ground.

In Liu Yuan's screaming of pain, I hurriedly apologized while helping him up, straightening the chair, and letting him sit down again.

"Do you know the difference between you and the big guy?" I asked with a red face.

"Si, uh, I don't have the kind of golden finger of the big guy?" Liu Yuan continued to prop up the chair with his arms, and turned his head to look at me with difficulty.

"That's not right!" If I didn't get the answer I wanted, I had to publish it myself:

"The difference between you and the big guy is only your ability to tolerate pain."

"Huh?" Obviously, Liu Yuan never thought about this problem.

"You think, it's just the same time, and a rabbit after you're injured can't just beat you. But the question is, is the injury you just suffered really serious? ”

"Huh?"

"Ahh For Liu Yuan, who will only answer like a person with an intellectual disability, I can only directly say the main point.

"Forget it, explain to you so much, you just need to know that all special moves must be beaten before being released, and the difference between you and the big guy is that you don't resist fighting." Speaking of which, I showed Liu Yuan a lot of movie clips, all of which were that the protagonist had to endure a round of beatings before defeating the final enemy, and finally used a special move to take it away with a wave of accumulated anger.

"Do you see?" After posting the movie clip, I asked Liu Yuan.

"Yes, yes, but how does this anger accumulate?" He cautiously asked:

"No, big brother, you want to whip me with a board every day from now on to increase my ability to resist hits? I saw a news that a martial arts practitioner practiced like this, and finally practiced himself to death. ”

"Go, what do you want to do, you don't like your ass hurting and I don't like sore hands." With a wave of his hand, he continued:

"In this way, I have a better way, I just added a function to your ring, now you rub the ring with your thumb, you can adjust the feeling level of your body by yourself, or you can adjust it anytime and anywhere, how about it, Brother Liu, I will give you another big golden finger."

For the sake of my brother and the plug-in, even if Liu Yuan, this kid, was shut up by the rabbit just now, I can pull him back. My confident smile infected the acrobat opposite.

"I'll try." Saying that, Liu Yuan endured the pain in his butt and sat on the chair, released his left hand, and began to play with the ring, and without a few strokes, he raised his head in surprise and shouted to me:

"It's amazing, big brother, why don't I hurt so much."

"Yes, in the future, you are not afraid of pain and death, so what else can defeat you?" I was painting a big cake for my little brother, but when I saw Liu Yuan on the other side still frantically rubbing the ring, I was so frightened that I stood up and stopped loudly:

"Stop, stop rubbing."

I only had time to see Liu Yuan straighten up, and directly turned around one hundred and eighty degrees to overturn the chair, and when I saw his open hand, I quickly blocked it, almost knocking over my barbecue grill. He fell to the ground without moving or making a sound, and soon began to leak an unknown liquid. I sighed, had to wave my hand, and a brand new bib Xiao Li sat down on a brand new camping chair with his head down.

"It's really a god who can't save a nameless guest, I said you can't wait for me to finish, or you shouldn't be so cheap."

I looked at Liu Yuan, who was standing stupidly next to me, and said:

"Don't you know that this is the same as the TV remote, if you change to the last one, you will go back to the first one?"

Anyway, it's Liu Yuan, who is wrong, and he has nothing to do with me.

"Adjust to three percent, the pain is almost enough for you to be a macho man, you are not satisfied, you have to continue, you don't stop when the pain is zero, now it's okay, you know that even a little bit of pain can hurt people to death under a hundred times the pain, right?"

After looking at Xiao Lizi's face for a while, he suddenly saw Liu Yuan's own dick silk appearance again, and he was a little unaccustomed to it for a while.

And Liu Yuan himself obviously felt very aggrieved that he could send the second drop of blood so quickly, but fortunately, he died too quickly just now, and it didn't have any impact on his memory.

I took back the words I had said, and the idiot looked up, bowed, and tilted his head to look at me from time to time.

"Sick? What are you doing? I asked, puzzled.

"There's a confirmation window in front of my eyes, blocking my eyes, I can't see anything now, is this what you did?" Liu Yuan stopped moving his head and asked me.

"Oh, isn't this for the sake of intimacy, learning from the window of the monster to confirm the resurrection, my Nima, Ada ↗↘, don't you have a brain?"

Hearing me say that I could be resurrected by confirmation, Liu Yuan immediately raised his hand to go to the point, and I kicked him with a flying foot, because nothing else had time to stop Liu Yuan's death.

"Now you're still in the setting of a hundred times more painful, believe it or not, the feeling of blood flowing in your veins can hurt you to death. You don't want to transfer back yet. ”

Tired, I just wanted to find someone who could break through in the other world, why is it so difficult, looking at Liu Yuan's brand small plums who were eating oranges next to me, I thought for a while if I should just forget it. Looking at the sky, it feels like a century has passed, but in fact, it is still a long time before lunch.

"Big brother, I just feel that a person's health is a blessing now, this sentence is really true." Liu Yuan, who was eating the only handful of peanuts left on the barbecue grill, said.

"Yes." Caught in a self-question, I replied casually, still thinking about why I was guilty of myself.

"I thought about it seriously, big brother, what you said is right, now I am not afraid of pain, not afraid of death, can I treat this world as a VR game, I now want to go out from the bottom of my heart."

Hey, why is it Liu Yuan who is cheering me on now, is there something wrong?

"Oh?" I was pulled back into my mind.

"But, there's still a question, you see, the main characters in the game have their own way of regenerating, so do you want to arrange one for me too? What about the breathing method? Liu Yuan said tentatively.

"That's so troublesome, how good it would be to just give you a lock and blood hanging." I said it seriously.

"If the breathing method doesn't work, what about the handwashing method? No, the chair mattress rest method is also fine. "Liu Yuan didn't give up and helped me provide me with a few seemingly acceptable settings.

After a while, it seems that the protagonist of the game can't return blood, unless the game doesn't involve combat, or the protagonist is touched to death, but an RPG doesn't touch either, so how does the general RPG return blood? After the battle, the white devils in the team healed? No teammates, no white magicians. Sleeping in a hotel after a battle? There are no hotels, and there is no money if there are hotels. Drink combat healing potions directly after a battle? Let's not talk about whether it's too extravagant, and there are no herbs here to make potions, so let's not talk about whether it will be a problem, so what should I do? I rubbed my chin and looked at Liu Yuan, who was still eating peanuts, yes, it was estimated that my newly made small plum belly was empty, which caused Liu Yuan to be resurrected and have been eating until now. Hey, isn't that the setting?

"The ones you said don't fit the RPG setting, I'll give you a dad blessing." I waved my hand.

"From now on, as long as you are injured, you can recover blood by eating food, the more delicious and valuable food you have, the faster you recover from your injury, and the more blood you will recover, how about it?"

"Ho, it has to be a big brother, I like this setting, then I can rest assured that I can play the game boldly in the future, thank you, big brother." Liu Yuan said very doggedly.

Just when I was so happy to hear my little brother's long-lost sycophant, I suddenly noticed that an unknown target appeared on the minimap.

"Quiet, I've found a prey, you wait for me to confirm, and our second battle can begin" I eagerly mobilized my perspective to take a closer look at the target.

"I'm Nima." I was shocked, looked at Liu Yuan, who was at a loss next to me, and said:

"What are you doing, I seem to have discovered the aborigines of this world."

"Where is my gun, do you see my sand eagle?" Liu Yuan is still spinning in circles.

"I said, I've found the natives."

Seeing that Liu Yuan, who hadn't heard me at all, was still looking for his sand eagle in the same place, he secretly cursed that dog meat was not on the table. With a wave of his hand, he left where he was and returned to my couch, disappearing everything that was still in the camp, leaving only a bonfire and the rabbit leg that Liu Yuan had stuck in the side of the campfire and shot me to pick up.

This little cutie was still looking for his sand eagle, so I had to mark him and tell him to find the scene where he fell in the morning and shot the rabbit.

When Liu Yuan finally stood in front of the sand eagle, the aborigines also came to him in a flash, and Liu Yuan stopped and was about to bend down and looked at the aborigines.

The other party stood still and looked at Liu Yuan, raised his hand and took off the hat of the cloak, revealing a not very clean young man's face, and said:

Let's talk about the next chapter.

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Today the dividing line has become shorter, coughing, endless coughing, I wonder if my lungs will come out of my mouth in the next second. So I tried to keep my mouth shut and cough, but my snot broke free and splashed wildly. I'm so difficult that I can't even say the words, and I have to go tens of thousands of words before I can put it on the shelves. Forget it if(╥_╥)you're dead