Three days later......

After another three days......

I don't know how many days later......

"I obeyed the yellow-haired boy Wang who kidnapped you, and there were people who kidnapped people back to prison from afar, and then ignored them, it's been almost a month, and I haven't even sent you saliva."

I lay on the couch in agony, wondering how I had spent the month.

"What are you angry about, Brother Liu, I don't blame you for not having a good group just now, let me go into the jungle, I'll let you see what the real ten steps are to kill a person."

Seeing that Xiao Lizi, who had gained a circle, leaned against the prison wall, sat cross-legged on the hay, and fiddled with the tablet in his hand.

"Hit your sister." With a wave of my hand, I took away the tablet and said:

"Do you know what you're doing here, you know how to fight pesticides every day, pesticides, I'll just soak you in a pesticide jar."

Liu Yuan, who was robbed of the equipment, was not angry, and took the opportunity to say:

"So what can I do? I chose to wait and see what happens, so this "change" has not yet appeared, but I can only wait and see. ”

Talking about scratching the oily hair that hasn't been washed for a month.

"Hey, what are you going to eat at noon, last night's Sichuan food was good, spicy and comfortable, and my chrysanthemum said that he also wanted to meet Sichuan food again."

"Eat, eat, eat, know to eat." I looked at Liu Yuan like a boss looking at an employee who had been deducted from his salary and was fearless to fish:

"You don't even want to think about it, no one has been caring about you for a month, isn't it normal."

"Hey, what's this?" Liu Yuan said in a tone that this was not a normal situation:

"We had a bunch of green plants in our store, and one day a customer reminded us that we were buying live cacti, not plastic."

"Huh?" I didn't understand for a while what the story Liu Yuan told had to do with what I said.

"That's right," Liu Yuan patted his thigh.

"When we tell this story to others, they also ask what difference is there. Guess how I answered? ”

I couldn't even breathe, for fear that Liu Yuan's sand sculpture breath would infect me thousands of miles away.

"I said, if you don't water the cactus for a few years, it will wither, but the plastic one won't. Hahaha. ”

Liu Yuan, who didn't wait for me to answer, continued to tell the story by himself, and laughed awkwardly at the end.

When Liu Yuan was so embarrassed that he couldn't laugh, I asked him:

"So, what does the story you tell illustrate?"

"Hey, what else can you say? It shows that as long as people are busy, they may forget everything. ”

Liu Yuan, who finally seized the opportunity, frantically sold the so-called truth.

"Oh, it turns out that people forget things when they're busy, I didn't even know it, thank you for telling me."

I said with a blank face.

"It's not too late to know, how long is it until lunch? If you have a long time, you can have another pesticide, which will make me jungle. ”

Liu Yuan, who didn't hear it at all, said that I was very angry now.

"Pesticide pesticides, I'll just feed you pesticides."

I can't suppress my anger.

"Big brother, why are you so angry? Inexplicable? ”

Liu Yuan looked confused.

"Am I inexplicable? Oh, you're not angry, that's it, you just eat, drink and be merry every day. What about me? "I complained loudly:

"I not only have to bring you food and water, but also talk to you and relieve your boredom, even your toilet is something I will help you empty."

I feel sad when I say it, who is not a baby, I haven't poured the toilet for people in the real world, this is the creator god, but I have a novel experience.

"And don't forget, we're going to role-play, this role can be a hero, it can be a demon king, but it definitely can't be a fat house, or use you to play it?"

"Lao Liu, shut up!" Liu Yuan was half-seated, and suddenly interrupted my accusation.

Oh, drink, the little brother still wants to bare his teeth at my big brother, it seems that I have to let Liu Yuan, this kid, know what it means to have a face full of chrysanthemums today.

"Me." Before I could finish a word, Liu Yuan interrupted me and said:

"Listen, did you hear any strange sounds?"

"What's the sound?" As I spoke, I zoomed out and said:

"Wait a minute, if you dare to tell me that it's the sorrow of your stomach, you'll be meowed!"

"What's going on?" Liu Yuan asked me eagerly.

As soon as I wanted to tell him, I found that I didn't need to explain:

"You can open the window and see for yourself."

Hearing my words, Liu Yuan immediately stood on tiptoe and looked at the ventilation window.

I saw that on the hill not far away, Ulala was a group of ragged beggar-like refugees, running all over the mountains while turning around and throwing away their armor.

Looking at the steady stream of refugees running past not far from the air window, it took a while for Liu Yuan to quickly withdraw his hand holding the window railing as if he had been bitten by a dog, and curled up and squatted on the ground.

I was confused by Liu Yuan's behavior, and said to Liu Yuan, who was squatting on the ground:

"No, shouldn't normal people shout for help at this time, why are you still hiding?"

"Call for help? Do you think the group out there are good people? You don't need to draw pretends, you can go directly to play zombies. ”

Liu Yuan squatted on the ground and chatted with me privately.

"Nonsense, is it a good person that you can tell at a glance?" I refuted Liu Yuan's judgment that there were all bad people out there, and said:

"Besides, what does it matter if you are good or bad, the most important thing for you now is to change, whether it is good to change or not. You're not afraid of death anyway. ”

Liu Yuan listened to my suggestion and replied:

"Well, that seems to make sense."

As he spoke, he leaned into the window again and began to shout for help:

"Help, get me out, hey, big brother, you wait, use your pickaxe to help pry this fence off and release me, hey, don't run, don't run!!"

While calling for help, Liu Yuan also tried to make a separate call for help to the refugees with farm tools.

But there weren't even many homeless people who could turn their heads to look at Liu Yuan behind the fence, until the homeless people slowly ran away.

Liu Yuan also gasped and drank the ice cola I gave him, I also had nothing to say, this wave of help Liu Yuan was really hard, but the problem was that he still failed to change the status quo.

"Hey, don't drink it, don't drink it yet, look at it, that, it's not the one that is not tall, isn't it the yellow-haired boy Wang?"

I was still looking at the scene outside when Liu Yuan was resting, but I saw a group of people slowly walking along the path that the refugees had just run. One of the tall figures, I vaguely felt like Wang, was the yellow-haired boy who robbed Liu Yuansha Ying and put him in this prison.

"Where, where, let me see where the kid who knocked me out is?"

Liu Yuan leaned in front of the window again, looking effortlessly at the pile of hooded and heavily armed people in the distance.

"The one on the left, the one who is not tall, do you think it is Wang?"

I pointed to Liu Yuan's location.

"Which? Oh, it's not Wang, I know that kid turned to ashes. ”

This sentence is for me.

"Hey, Wang!" This sentence is shouted to the wang outside:

"I'll run away if you knock me out, do you dare to give me back the pistol, let's fight again!! I'm Nima, oops. ”

Seeing Wang raise his pistol at himself, Liu Yuan was immediately frightened and let go of his hands, and sat on the ground with his buttocks, and he didn't dare to be arrogant at this time.

"Wang, what's going on?"

At this time, I heard the team's conversation from a surveillance perspective, and it should be a character like the captain asking about Wang's incident.

"Captain Kai, that kid is the meat ticket I tied up to ask for a ransom from my family." This is Wang's voice:

"If this didn't happen later, I forgot about the existence of this kid, and I don't know how he survived without eating and drinking, and he is still so powerful."

"What was the pistol he just said?" Captain Kay then asked.

"Heh, I don't know where that kid learned his name, his so-called pistol is the God's Gun."

Saying that, Wang took the sand eagle I gave to Liu Yuan on his fingers, skillfully turned around a few times, and then neatly inserted it back into his waist.

"Oh, then it seems that the kid you brought back will be entertained when he is done, he must be from an ancient family of gods."

Finally, Captain Kai ended the question and answer with this sentence, and the whole team began to continue to say that it was not a good image to chase and more like a herding attitude, and it was more like a herding attitude to follow the road that the refugees had jumped out of.

After listening to this conversation, I was stunned. What's the situation? It sounds like people here are no strangers to guns, and they even give guns a proper noun, God's Gun.

I recalled the scene when Wang first met Liu Yuan. Although Wang didn't have any obvious expression of surprise at that time, he didn't show that he was particularly familiar with the pistol, but he just grabbed the pistol in his hand and spun around when Liu Yuan was about to shoot. Hey, why didn't I notice at the time, if I had never seen a pistol before, I would disarm it like a weapon, and turn it so skillfully, you must know that a few kilograms of iron lump to turn so skillfully is not something that a person who has first contact can do.

"Brother Liu, Brother Liu, are you there?" I was still doubting my life, but I was interrupted by Liu Yuan's shout.

"What's wrong?" I looked at Liu Yuan.

"I'm saved." As he spoke, Liu Yuan motioned with his hand to look at the place separated from Liu Yuan by the wall:

"This old man said that as long as he stuttered, he could come and save me."

"And this kind of good thing?"

As I spoke, I saw a dark and thin old man lying on the ground close to the wall of the prison, and his head happened to be Liu Yuan's air window. Now the old man is still playing the dead man, but he betrays him by peeking at the right eye of the Kaiwang team who has just passed.

"Okay, you ask him to let you out quickly, and I'll give you some bread."

"I'll give you some bread if you save me? Why don't you give someone a big meatloaf, it will make me look more valuable. ”

While chattering, Liu Yuan leaned over to talk to the old man. I didn't bother to pay attention to him, gave him a big dough and continued to think about what went wrong.

Here, after getting the big bread promised by Liu Yuan, the old man slowly came to Liu Yuan's cell with a standard thief posture.

"Hou Shengzi, give me the bread first, the old man."

Although his eyes were fixed on the dough cake, the old man was not far away from the prison door at all, obviously preventing Liu Yuan from hurting himself through the fence.

"Wow, you're stupid to me, give it to you first, what if you run away after eating, save me first."

Liu Yuan didn't give the cake according to the old man's request, it seems that he didn't learn a lot when he played games before.

"The old man has already worked hard to open several big locks, and now he doesn't have the strength to help you open the last door, you have to give me food first, so that I can increase my strength."

The old man refused to open the door first, and then eat the bread.

"Well, there's no need to talk about it, anyway, it's impossible for me to give you bread first."

In any case, if you stick to your bottom line, you won't be deceived, Liu Yuan knows all the routines of the Internet scam guide, and the Internet for so many years is not in vain.

"This, this."

The old man didn't have any good ideas for a long time.

"Hey, in this way, if you want to eat, I want to get out of prison, I have food, but you don't have to do it to get out of prison, you give me the hoe in your hand, and I can break this iron chain."

Liu Yuan thought about it, but he had an idea.

"Hey, no, no, my hoe is an old man, and I won't dare to give it to you."

It looks like the old man who can starve to death here in the next second is still worried about his future survival, and you have to praise the old man's sense of distress.

Saying that, the old man turned around and didn't plan to ask for the dough, so he was going to leave directly.

"Alas, brother, don't go, you listen to me first."

Liu Yuan saw that the old man didn't plan to trade anymore, so he hurriedly went up and beckoned the old man through the fence to give him another chance.

Seeing that although the old man stopped but did not step forward, Liu Yuan hurriedly explained to the old man:

"Brother, I don't want your hoe, I just use it, and I'll return it to you when I'm done."

"The old man is not called brother, the old man's name is A, because the old man's family is big, so his father named the old man A."

Liu Yuan remembered the scene when he met Wang, and found that the people here seemed to care about their names, and the brother was not a name, just an honorific title, so he didn't think about it further, and got off the donkey down the slope and said:

"Na A, you see I have a proposal, that is, I put the bread on this end, you put the hoe on the other end, and then we go and get what we want, how about it?"

Liu Yuan thought of the scene of the bad guys exchanging hostages on TV, and made a change.

"The old man thinks it's inappropriate."

After hearing this, Old Man A immediately replied.

"Why, isn't this a perfect exchange?"

Liu Yuan shouted at the old man.

"According to what you said, brother, wasn't the old man's hoe still deceived by you?"

Old man A said confidently.

Liu Yuan was also stunned when he heard it, hey, it seems like this.

It's obviously a very simple one, I give you food, you help me open the door, how can I always go to a dead end. The scene fell silent for a moment.

Unexpectedly, Liu Yuan was released in the end.

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I said I had a cold, my friend said I was a pleasant goat, and I said okay, you're right. My friend also said that if you have a cold, then you are too much of a comedian. Because people who have a cold do not affect the transformation into a pleasant goat.

If it weren't for my sense of smell, I would have sent my-flavored chocolates to his house. Not now, because I can't tell which is chocolate-flavored and-flavored chocolate.

It's so painful, why can't I be taken care of by the young lady in my 500 square meter bed. Instead, I had to endure headaches, nasal pain, and my coughing foam on the monitor. Why hasn't the rich lady rewarded me yet, what are you all being reserved, you can't just click on it, you tell me your phone number, I'll tell you my bank number, let's drill a quilt tonight. (✿◡‿◡)

Here's your chance, hurry up, girls〈( ̄) ̄)〈