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"Say, my lord, how did you get out of it, and what happened inside, why did it collapse?" I zoomed in to realize that it was Kai, the captain of the security team, who was speaking.
"Woo, whoa."
"My lord, it's hard for me to be uncooperative, my lord is coming soon, and you always have to tell us what the hell is going on?" Kai looked at Liu Yuan, who didn't cooperate with his work at all, and was also very helpless, so he could only use his own master to put pressure on Liu Yuan.
"Ula Ula, Phew." Liu Yuan still made an inexplicable sound, and there was no way to know what he wanted to express.
"Kai, take your stinky feet off the old man's back, you have a kind of letting go of the old man, seeing that the old man doesn't fight with you!!" This is A, I looked to the side, the five-flowered A kneeling by the fire, if it wasn't for the control of the security team, seeing his posture, he would immediately jump up and bite Kai with his mouth.
"Kai, you stepped on Yuan-sama with your foot, so how do you let the adults answer?" Looking in the direction of speaking, Huang Mao, a small man, is Wang, the scout who brought Liu Yuan here, or kidnapping here, is more appropriate.
"Oh, oh, Wang is right, I forgot that I still stepped on the adults with my feet." As he spoke, Kai reluctantly lifted his big foot that stepped on Liu Yuan's back.
"Phew, are you sick, why don't you run and wait to be buried alive?" Liu Yuan got out of control, didn't talk nonsense, got up with his hands and feet, and didn't delay himself in escaping from the dangerous area in front of the cave door. The girl ran into the distance. When passing by the kneeling armor on the ground, he didn't forget to pull up the kneeling armor, break free from the two hands that pressed the armor, and run away by pulling the rope on the armor's chest.
"Buried alive?" Kai said and looked back at the road, there was no light, it was dark, but the occasional vibration, coupled with the sound of stones colliding, all told Kai that the whole mountain was about to collapse?
The stunned Kai slowly turned his head, opened his mouth to look at the team members around and didn't know what to say, and suddenly saw that Wang, who had been staying in the tree next to him, was not in place, and then looked at it, the back that was quickly disappearing in the distance was not Wang, who else could it be?
"Run, run, the mountain is going to collapse." Seeing Wang's behavior, Kai came back to his senses, and loudly reminded his team members while following the direction in which Liu Yuan and Wang had fled.
Only then did the group understand what was going on, and they ran over with Kai's figure.
Kai kept looking back as he ran, a serious person who had ever seen such a high mountain collapse in front of his eyes, let alone see it, and he didn't even dare to think about the most terrible nightmare in his dreams. I saw that Kai himself supervised the work of A and a group of workers who spent an unknown amount of effort, and the cave tunnel that burned out little by little suddenly spewed out a large puff of smoke and dust, and in an instant, this smoke and dust blew away the fire at the entrance of the cave, and the dust was scattered, except for the darkness and the hazy bright spots emitted by the unextinguished bonfire sticks through the dust. Kai, who turned around and was concentrating on running, didn't take two steps before he felt like he was drunk, and if it weren't for his skill, he almost hit his head into the tree in front of him.
Kai held this not too big tree with both hands, fortunately, it was not big, Kai was tall and long-armed, just hugging, looking back at his teammates, except for a few who were holding on to the big tree to stabilize themselves, the others became rolling gourds.
Looking at his teammates, Kai just wanted to ask if they were injured, when Kai realized that he seemed to be flying. There was a gust of bad wind, and a stone bigger than Kai flew by, but fortunately, Kai subconsciously hugged the tree and didn't let go. Realizing that he was already kneeling on the ground, he didn't care about his face being scratched by the tree trunk and his knees being hurt by the stones, and yelled behind him, "Run!" He let go of his hands and staggered in the direction he remembered.
Usually, Kai is a competent captain whether he thinks it or his teammates evaluate him, but in the face of this kind of heaven and earth power, being able to turn around and shout at his teammates in the situation just now is already the maximum limit that Kai can do. Chased by the dust and the stones that flew by from time to time, he stepped on the ground like a trampoline and couldn't look back, just hugged his head and kept running.
Running and running, he met Liu Yuan and Jia, Kai subconsciously looked over, he should have cared about nothing, Kai, who was desperately running forward, was really annoyed by Liu Yuan's screams and glanced to the side.
I saw that it was no longer Liu Yuan who was running with Jia, but Jia, whose hands were tied and his feet could move freely, was running fast, and Liu Yuan was lying on Jia's back like an octopus, just like a human shield, all the stones that flew over and smashed at the two of them. Liu Yuan, who didn't have to run, probably used all his strength to scream, because the hair of the original color was now gray and dusty, but there was a dark vertical bar in the whole ash.
Kai couldn't say anything, because now Kai's heart was filled with fear, and he didn't collapse, but he just turned his will to survive and turned his fear into running away with all his might. So Kai just looked at Liu Yuan and Jia, paused slightly, wiped the blood that flowed to his eyes, and then ran forward without saying a word, with all his might.
"I'm stoned to the head, and I'm going to be stoned to death. Ahem, I meowed, choked me. Liu Yuan lay on A's back and cursed.
A didn't say a word, in fact, he couldn't speak, it was difficult for A to keep breathing in the dust of the sky with Liu Yuan on his back, and at the earliest, A also opened his mouth to comfort Liu Yuan, but the result of the comfort was that he almost ran out of breath, Liu Yuan was as crazy as being scared and scolded some things that A didn't understand, what the creation god harmed me or something, A didn't understand, and A didn't dare to ask, so he had to ignore it, and ran forward with Liu Yuan on his back with his head on his back.
I don't know how long I ran, but there was a noisy sound in front of me, and when I turned a big tree, the fire point of the falling stars appeared in the distance. After stepping up and running a few more steps, I found that the workers who turned out to be A had gathered in the open space in front of the residential area, lighting torches one by one, and the noisy ones were shaking like headless flies. Seeing his acquaintance, Jia had confidence in his heart, and at this time he realized that he had already run out of the dusty area, and the stones flying around him had long since disappeared. ran to the front of the crowd and his legs were weak, and Liu Yuan on his back rolled and fell to the ground in front of people.
A turned his head to see Liu Yuan's situation, but turned his head with difficulty and saw another person covered in dust, tattered and not only clothes but also body collapsed not far from him. The cough that rings from time to time indicates that it is still alive. At this time, there was a shout from the chaotic crowd: "Let let, let let, the water is coming, the water is coming." I saw a couple of young men carrying a bucket through the crowd.
"Hey, why are there two more, forget it, it's all the same, come, help the handle, brother go and carry a few more buckets of water."
Only then did A realize that someone had come here before him, and then the workers saw the dusty man and spontaneously went back to carry water to help rinse it down.
"I, Nima, if it weren't for Lao Tzu, I wouldn't know the pain, and you would not let you wash away Lao Tzu's wound like this. And this, here, and here, Lao Tzu's blood and dust are all mixed together into cement, just wash it out? You can't wipe me with a towel. ”
You don't need to look up, you don't need to distinguish the voice, it must be Master Liu Yuan who is so energetic and full of swearing, and when he was still listening to Liu Yuan forcing Lai Lai, a scoop of water was poured on the head of A on the ground, and Jia, who didn't react, was choked and coughed violently.
"A, what's wrong with you, don't you die." When Liu Yuan heard A's cough, he immediately thought of his teammates on TV who had finally survived the disaster, and when he was fleeing the disaster, he was discovered by the protagonist that he had actually been fatally injured and was about to die.
A opened Liu Yuan, who was shaking himself frantically, got up and hammered his chest. I heard Liu Yuan shouting at the workers:
"Nima's, this is your boss, if he dies, he will blame you for watering too rudely."
A slowed his breath and thought, If you hadn't just shaken, I would have been fine, but your shaking almost killed me, but seeing the blood on Liu Yuan's face, he still spoke:
"Master, what's wrong with your injury, it's all because the old man doesn't protect him effectively." As he spoke, he instructed the worker who was familiar with him:
"You, you go to the old man's house and get the clean sheets in the box out, boil some hot water by the way, and wait for the old man to bandage the old man's wounds."
"A, you're not dead, that's great, I thought you were going to die like that." Liu Yuan saw Jia's angry tone, and immediately relieved.
"Uh. The old man still wants to serve the old man longer. A spoke, and at the same time what was in his heart was unknown.
Liu Yuan saw that A was fine, and then realized that the blood stains on his face had dried up, and he was washed by the water, and he became sticky again. When I turned my head, I saw that there was still some water in the bucket, which was placed next to another gray man by the worker, and it was obvious that it was placed there after watering.
Liu Yuan walked over, lowered his head, and wiped the blood on his face with the water in the bucket. It took a long time to scrub the blood stains mixed with dust on his face, and his clothes were full of ash, so he could only wipe the water on his face with his hands, straighten his waist, open his eyes, jump back in fright, and said:
"I, Nima, I don't know that people can be scared to death, why are you standing in front of me silently?"
I saw that the gray man lying on the ground just now stood up silently, startling Liu Yuan, who was just washing his face, and the gray man didn't pay attention to Liu Yuan, holding the bucket with both hands and pouring it on his head, the water in the bucket was not satisfied, and there was not much left after the three of them had a scoop of water, and when Liu Yuan just washed his face, he splashed some water on the ground, so this water was not enough to pour from head to foot. At this time, several workers came running from afar with several buckets of water. The gray man didn't say a word, walked over and brought a bucket and poured it on his head, ignoring his wounds, wiped his face fiercely with the towel handed by the worker, and threw down the towel. Only then can it be seen that this gray man turned out to be Captain Kai.
"Hey, what are you doing, why are you taking off my clothes." Liu Yuan shouted at A while knocking off A's hand, while protecting his pants.
"Master, how can the old man scrub and bandage the old man if he doesn't take off his old man's clothes?" A continued to reach out and take off Liu Yuan's clothes, and asked suspiciously:
"Why did the master stop the old man, what is the difference between wearing this dress and not wearing it? Oops, sir, your back. ”
"What's wrong?" Saying that, Liu Yuan turned his head vigorously to see what was wrong with his back, and at the same time touched it with his hand, only to find that his back clothes and body were smashed by stones, looking at Jia's expression of being moved to cry and at the same time at a loss, he opened his mouth to comfort:
"Hey, that's it, the lord told you, I'm immortal, this little injury is not worth mentioning, hey, A, there are apples and oranges or something, the lord can eat something and get better immediately."
"Okay, the old man listens to the master, the old man, let's scrub it first, the old man will help the old man bandage the wound, the old man will definitely be fine." A, who was about to shed tears, said and pulled Liu Yuan's only pants that were still clothes on his body.
"Hey, I said don't drag my clothes, hey, stop, I'll take it off, I can't take it off." Liu Yuan couldn't resist A, so he had to agree to take off his clothes, but he finally struggled and said:
"There are too many people here, let's go to your house, no, it's similar to the square, go behind that tree, go there and scrub me."
As he spoke, he ran towards the big tree not far away.
A really didn't want to object too much to Liu Yuan, so he chased after him with a bucket of water, a sheet and towel between his arms, and a torch in his hand.
After a while, Liu Yuan walked out from behind the tree with the sheets draped in the sheets, and turned back to Jia as he walked:
"I told you that the wound is okay, it's okay, you don't believe it, you have to bandage me, bandage it, and help me scrub my whole body first, I've been locked up for a month, can my body not be dirty, what can I do if I rub off such a long amount of ash, you still show me like a treasure, I see Nima." The more he talked, the more angry Liu Yuan tore off the sheets and bandages on his head, and stepped on it, but there was a stone on the ground, and Liu Yuan, who chopped it down with one foot, held his feet and jumped on one leg and screamed.
A hurriedly ran from behind Liu Yuan, shouting as he ran:
"Master, master, don't dare to jump like this, the wound is about to crack open again."
"Okay, you two haven't had enough of it?!" A loud shout was heard in the distance. Liu Yuan and Jia, who was holding Liu Yuan's leg, stopped the words in their mouths and looked up.
I saw that the big man with his hair still flowing was also wearing a sheet, standing not far away, staring at this side.
Because of the backlight, Liu Yuan couldn't see his face for a while, but in fact, who didn't need to look at his face was completely clear, although his voice was a little hoarse, but looking at the same state as himself, and his body, plus the tone of his voice, who else could he be if he wasn't Captain Kai?
Liu Yuan pretended not to know Kai, pulled Jia and walked a few steps forward, and took a light on the torch in Jia's hand before he suddenly realized:
"Hey, Captain Kay? It's great, you're okay, that's great," he said, turning his head to look at the onlookers not far away, and said:
"Hey, who is that, did you help bandage Captain Kai's injury, and besides, I didn't have any eyesight at all, I didn't see Captain Kai and Foreman A escaping from death, running all the way, why don't you hurry up and take out all the food and drink, let us recover our strength."
"Master, didn't the old man already tell the master." At this time, A beside him said to Liu Yuan with a look of shame:
"We had the last food we had yesterday, and now we don't have anything to eat."
"What? If you don't have anything to eat, won't you go hunt rabbits? It's always good to go down to the river to catch fish, right? No matter how bad it is, this mountain is all over the wilderness, and there must be some wild fruits, right? Liu Yuan looked at Jia in surprise and said.
"Have you two made enough trouble, Yuan, let me ask you, what did you do?" Kai took a step forward and questioned Liu Yuan loudly.
"What are you talking about? I'm innocent, I didn't do anything! Kai looked super scary, Liu Yuan unconsciously took a step back, looked up at Kai, was stabbed by Kai's gaze, and hurriedly stared at Kai's feet to prevent Kai from approaching him again.
"Yuan, do you believe what you say?"
"Kai, the old man's master has a surname, you should be respectful." At this point, A couldn't hear anymore and interrupted Kai's questioning.
"Heh, far from a surname? What last name? Liu? Have you heard of it? Originally, I also believed that this kid was also a servant of God, but I didn't hear that it was because I didn't know much about it. Kai pointed at Liu Yuan and said:
"But have you ever seen someone from that Divine Servant family who can do something to destroy the relics of the gods?"
"Believe it or not, that so-called relic was destroyed by his owner, and I am also a victim." Liu Yuan took a step to the left and got out of the way of Kaikai's finger.
"Oh, your joke is so funny." Kai smirked, laughing more ugly than crying, and said calmly:
"Okay, the joke time is over, now, far, you better be honest. Why do you want to collapse the mountain? ”
By the end, Kai had already gritted his teeth.
"Me." Liu Yuangang opened his mouth and said me. This brings us to the next chapter.
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Today is the afternoon again, and when I finish my daily routine and start writing a book, I want to have afternoon tea. Make good tea, take snacks, you can't open a video to eat? Eat a good snack, drink tea, you want to watch the video from the beginning to the end, right? As a result, I actually watched and fell asleep on the chair o((⊙_⊙))o, can you believe it? I was so frightened that I immediately got up and ran to the sofa, covered my coat and fell asleep. ・_・。 )
After dinner in the evening, when I went upstairs, it occurred to me that the chapter title of this chapter could be a joke, which should have been written as a kuli collapse, describing a series of loud sounds, words I made up (. ^▽^), but when I think about it, I suddenly think that Curry is the name of a star, and the collapse sounds like a crotch slit again, so all of this is connected to ヽ( ̄ω ̄( ̄ω ̄〃)ゝ