Roundtable Milk Tea Meeting
"I said." Liu Yuan said solemnly word by word:
"I know the main quest for the future."
"What's that? How did you get to the main quest and get on the topic? ”
Regarding Liu Yuan's sudden opening and the things he said were not next to the previous topic, I couldn't understand what Liu Yuan meant for a while.
"It's not that you give me two choices, don't I give you the answer." Liu Yuan, who had a black line on his face, said:
"I finally came up with a very Boyige answer, and I was completely confused by you."
"Oh, oh, Sauri." I bowed my head again and again to ask for mercy, and took the opportunity to quickly recall what two choices I had just given Liu Yuan, but fortunately, not long after the time passed, I suddenly said:
"Ah, you mean you're going to embrace this new life?"
"Or else?" Liu Yuan spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders as I did just now.
"And what you call the main quest?" I looked at Liu Yuan, who had his legs crossed and looked like an uncle, and asked.
"Let me ask you, in all time-traveling stories, the protagonist must have a goal, right?" Alas, why is Liu Yuan's way of speaking so familiar?
"Of course there is, most of them are here to be saviors, defeat the demon king, save the world, and a small part are looking for a way home." I answered Liu Yuan's question while recalling the anime novels I had read.
"So." Liu Yuan patted his thigh and said to me affirmatively:
"Is there a demon king in this world? Not really. Can I go home? It can't be right, so what can I do? ”
"How do you know there's no Demon King here?" I recalled whether I had seen the Demon King or not, and asked Liu Yuan casually.
"Ah, isn't it, there really is a demon king? I, Nima, my assumptions were wrong from the start? Liu Yuan didn't pretend to be an uncle anymore, and he looked lost.
"Oh, I don't actually know, but if your so-called demon king is the kind of abyss race you are talking about, there should be no kind of demon king who invades this world by teleporting a plane crack or something."
I'm not so sure.
"That's it, that's not it, there's no demon king, so I" Liu Yuan continued, I listened excitedly, and couldn't help but interrupt:
"So you plan to be the demon king yourself, and then overthrow all the regimes and become the king of the world yourself?"
"Uh." Hearing my imagination, Liu Yuan's face was black.
"But it's not easy," I continued, thinking about the possibility of Liu Yuan becoming the Demon King:
"Let's not talk about whether you can beat the regular army, but where did your original army come from? Bandits? It's not easy to get it, not to mention the low quality, people live comfortably in the mountains, it's okay to go down the mountain to rob a few rich people, and then rob a few girls to be the lady of the village, why follow you to rebel. ”
Liu Yuan was silent, I was immersed in my imagination and continued:
"Workers? But the problem is that the workers here are not the kind who are squeezed to death by the capitalists. As long as the workers here are compliant, they have their own trade unions behind them, and I think the workers here are better than the social animals in the real world, at least overtime has overtime pay, and no one dares to deduct it. Therefore, it is simply impossible for you to rally the workers to revolt with the goal of overthrowing the capitalists. ”
"The rest of the nobles are even more difficult to deal with, all the nobles are not easy to fool, they are doing it by adding fuel to the fire, don't even think about sending charcoal in the snow, if you are about to overthrow the whole world, I promise not to say all, most of the nobles will take the initiative to be loyal to you, but now you are alone, go and tell the nobles that you want to be the demon king, to overthrow the whole world, then the best situation when you meet a good nobleman is to be thrown out with a broken leg."
I looked at Liu Yuan and said dejectedly:
"It's not easy to do, hey, by the way, you proposed it, do you have any good methods?"
"Finished?" Liu Yuan ignored my earnest gaze and said lightly:
"Who told you I was going to be a demon king?" Liu Yuan pursed his lips as he spoke, seeing that I was stunned and couldn't open my mouth, he continued:
"You were still persuading me not to go to war just now, and you turned your head and you were going to encourage me to invade the whole world, and you wholeheartedly helped me find a way, are you a demonic personality to occupy the high ground again?"
Speechless, I was speechless by Liu Yuan's lesson, and I didn't know why I was extremely excited to think that Liu Yuan was going to be a demon king and overthrow the whole world, was it really the demon personality that Liu Yuan said occupied the high ground? I pondered, intending to find out how many personalities I have, and I was terrified to think about it. Д。 )┐。
"I was about to say it just now, you interrupted me, and I talked nonsense for half a day." Liu Yuan looked at me with disdain and said:
"I mean, since I can't be a savior, and there is no place in this world for me to save, I can't go home, so I can only think of another goal."
"Oh, so what's your goal?" I opened my mouth to laugh.
"Thanks a lot for your messing around." Liu Yuan squinted at me.
"Me? Messing around? "I don't know what I have to do with the mess.
"Yes, so my ultimate goal is to be a man in this world, preferably to get a fiefdom, and then have endless money to spend, and then live happily until death."
Liu Yuan raised his head at 45 degrees, his eyes lit up, and said in a standard posture that expressed his ideals. It's just that the hands are not holding the milk tea cup, which is more like.
"The idea is very good, the process of becoming a master should be quite dramatic, enough for me to write a hit novel, but what does this have to do with me, and say that I am messing around?"
I affirmed Liu Yuan's goal and expressed my confusion at Liu Yuan's previous statement. Looking forward to Comrade Liu Yuan's answer.
"Oh, and there are side goals," said Liu Yuanhuan, pointing around and saying:
"There are other places like this that will have a big impact on where I live, so when I meet one of your toy stores on my way in the future, I'm going to recycle or destroy one."
"Wow, your goal is great!" I chimed in.
"So, what about things?" As he spoke, Liu Yuan stretched out his hand to me and spread it out in front of me.
"What's that? Stretch out your hand. I slapped Liu Yuan's hand away, looked at him and asked.
"Hey, what are you doing," Liu Yuan rubbed the place I photographed, and shouted at me dissatisfiedly:
"You're going to give me a space ring, a four-dimensional pocket or something, otherwise how can I recycle these big toys of yours?"
"Oh, that's what I meant to reach out, I thought you were thinking about that." I said with a look of sudden realization:
"I don't have a space ring, I have a four-dimensional pocket, but it can only hold a square It seems that there will be an advertisement for urea randomly printed on the bag, do you want it?"
I'm not happy that my hard work is called a toy by Liu Yuan, although it seems that maybe maybe maybe they are toys?
"Then you say, how do I recover these big iron bumps like Lou?"
Liu Yuan obviously didn't like to use woven bags to pack things, and asked me for a solution.
I thought about it seriously.,It's obviously not okay to leave it alone.,Let's not say it's my thing.,Let strangers come and poach it as my own home, I definitely don't agree.,Besides.,It's a good magical world.,How good is the medieval background and magic elements.,Fight on both sides.,Everyone happily shoots a big fireball.,One side suddenly pulled out a Gundam.,Even if you don't use high-tech weapons just step on them, it's a strategic-level weapon, right? It's also too damaging to the atmosphere, and it's gone straight from magic to cyberpunk. There are other ideas of mine, but fortunately, the aborigines here are not terrible things, if some places are dug up, I think of this world being turned into a zombie or alien world, my mother, cold sweat is down.
"You haven't spoken, what are you thinking?" Liu Yuan didn't wait for my answer, turned his head and saw that I was immersed in fantasy and kept shivering, and couldn't help asking.
"Ah, oh, recycling, yes, recycling." I wiped the cold sweat on my head, and said to Liu Yuan:
"The people here don't know what they have to face, so they dare to dig up me, the creator god, and they are not afraid that the world will be destroyed in their hands."
"Ah, what the hell did you get?" Liu Yuan couldn't sit still, and immediately asked when he heard my words.
I thought about it, weapons? From reality to film, from single-player to extinction. Vehicles? From water to space, from travel to extinction. What else? Virus? Yes, from Resident Evil to I Am Legend. Creature? How could I forget the little cutie of the facehug. It's that the Predator is also a sapient creature anyway, I can't figure it out, it's a pity.
"Hey, why don't you speak, what the hell did you do?" I kept silent, and my contemplative expression obviously frightened Liu Yuan.
"Oh, didn't you ask me, I'm trying to remember." I'm trying to figure out how to fool this death question.
"Then did you think about it, is there anything harder than these big guys?" I looked at Liu Yuan, but I couldn't tell if he wanted to hear my affirmative or negative answer.
"Well, actually, I think it's okay, you see that these aborigines are alive and well, doesn't it mean that my things are fine, don't you worry, every one of my laboratories is super tightly hidden, there will be no problem." I tried to change the subject from my legacy being dangerous or not being dangerous to my lab being unsafe.
"Oh ↗?" An elongated tone, Liu Yuan obviously didn't believe what I said, looked at me, and Liu Yuan continued:
"Actually, have you ever wondered how those people found here, in this cave?" As he spoke, Liu Yuan motioned for me to look at the cave that had been dug up.
"Hey, that's it, there is no road to connect with the outside world here, how did those people know that there is something here, and they still find someone to dig a hole in the mountain to find this place?"
Being reminded by Liu Yuan, I realized this problem that I had overlooked.
"That's a good question." Another shrug of his shoulders, Liu Yuan replied to me.
"Tut-tut, the magic of good Nima, how did they determine here?" Seeing that Liu Yuan couldn't give an answer, I looked down and wondered if I had left a codex or something like that, and someone else found it.
"Hey, don't digress, now we're talking about whether your other dollhouses have more dangerous things, and where they are, how can I wipe your butt for you, and what are you messing around."
Liu Yuan knocked on the table to attract my attention, and at the same time explained his problem seriously.
I secretly wiped the cold sweat from my head, and fortunately I still wore a coat outside, or the sweat stains on my back could not be concealed, and I said in the most serious tone I could:
"It's not dangerous, the rest is not special, the location, it's hard to say, one is that the ones outside are actually problematic, just like these Gundam, so I discarded them like garbage, throw away the garbage, who can remember the place where they threw the garbage? Besides, it's been too long, I'm running around, where can I remember the exact point? ”
I racked my brains to find a reason for myself, as for what I said was not dangerous, anyway, Liu Yuan, this kid will not die, of course there is no danger at all, it is not a lie.
"Okay, even if what I said is right, I'm too lazy to bother with you, so what about these things now, you don't plan to just throw them here and seal the cave, right?"
Liu Yuan said, it seems that my reason has been fooled for the time being, but it's okay.
"Hey, am I that stupid? You said that the people here are all mentally handicapped, if I seal a corridor, won't they open another one? ”
I was dissatisfied with Liu Yuan's nonsense and retorted.
"So, take it." As he spoke, Liu Yuan stretched out his hand again, the same as the last time he asked me for the four-dimensional pocket.
"Hey," I pushed Liu Yuan's hand away and said:
"I'm not Doraemon, where is this kind of good thing." Seeing that Liu Yuan was about to speak, I hurriedly interrupted Liu Yuan and said:
"Well, I have a good idea, it's easy and convenient, do you want to listen to it?" I squeezed my eyes at Liu Yuan.
"What a good idea, let's hear it." Liu Yuan ignored my expression and asked directly.
"So, your appeal is to make these things that will endanger your future life disappear, right?"
I re-served myself and Liu Yuan a cup of milk tea and spoke.
"Well, it's pretty much the same as you said, and then what?" Liu Yuan looked at me and handed me the empty cup.
"Hey, that's not easy." With a wave of my hand, the empty cup and everything around me disappeared, except for the sofa where Liu Yuan and I were sitting now, and the table where the milk tea was placed.
"It can be like this later." I yelled, because I didn't know why there was a lot of noise all of a sudden.
"You are like 007, responsible for completing the task and soaking the young lady, I am the logistics behind you, and I will leave the recovery or anything to me. How, that's great, right? ”
Looking at Liu Yuan, who was stunned, I happily shouted out the method I thought of, Liu Yuan must have been very happy, and he was stupid with joy.
"Are you sick?" Liu Yuan, who was very happy, jumped up.
"You want to die, don't take me with me, I don't want to be buried alive with you." The sound faded into the rumbling rock collapse.
Looking at Liu Yuan, who was running quickly towards the Yongdao, I was stunned, and looked at the roof of the cave, a large stone fell down, and it hit me, so that the creator god did not call it in vain. But I just didn't understand why this place collapsed after receiving the Gundam? The problem is that this is not a classic copy of the game, and it has the premise that if you take the treasure, it will collapse. But why did it collapse like this? I took a sip of milk tea and chewed pearls.
Hey, I looked at the falling stones and thought, if Liu Yuan is buried, do I have to help him remake the body of a little plum, after all, it is not easy to bury it under the deep pile of stones and have infinite resurrection. With a wave of my hand, the rest of the sofa and table disappeared, I came to the sofa in my nest, opened the screen and looked at Liu Yuan, ho, Liu Yuan, this kid, it's really miserable.
I touched my chin, if it wasn't for the next chapter soon, I would open a private chat to comfort poor Liu Yuan (. ^▽^)
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I look horizontally and vertically, and I look at it, I work hard to write a book for a month, can I have less than a thousand manuscript fees? Wow, that's great. This is an addition.,I'm not too little at all.,After all,I still have a young lady who can receive a million monthly tips to receive ㄟ (≧◇≦)ㄏ。 In case a few young ladies quarrel over my belonging, and compete with each other with rewards, then the monthly manuscript fee of less than 1,000 is a ball, and I will not be able to receive it if I give it to me. So, the question is, why haven't those young ladies started rewarding me yet, is it because my charm is too great, and they are all stunned by me? (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧