Chapter 14 Tequila
Robert Wan didn't expect that his matter would spread so quickly, and seeing the look of shock on Avril's face, his heart was racing: "This little girl and that steel pipe man don't have a leg?
In a hurry, seeing Dennis standing next to him, he knew that he couldn't deny it, and said in his heart: "This treasure is pressed, and it will be killed and compensated, just look at this dice......!
didn't have time to think about it, he immediately shrugged his shoulders, showed a lazy look on his face, and said lightly: "That's right, the rabbit is me, the steel pipe man didn't accept me yesterday, and the result was ...... Haha~~!"
After a pause, he continued: "It's like going to masturbate and masturbate, the steel pipe man is halfway through, and suddenly his physical strength is exhausted, and he begged: 'No, take a break, and continue to masturb......ate later' haha~~!"
Before Avril could answer, Dennis next to her laughed out loud with a "poof~~", and suddenly felt a little out of shape, and hurriedly covered her mouth with her hand.
When Avril heard Robert's "masturbation theory", she only felt confused, didn't understand what it meant, blinked her eyes wide, turned her head to Dennis and asked, "Captain, what is masturbation?"
When Dennis heard her question, he immediately showed an extremely embarrassed look on his face, and he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and his face was flushed, and he really didn't know how to answer.
Robert coughed dryly, and said, "Masturbation is the meaning of fighting!"
He said it so carefully that not only did his face not change, but he almost believed himself.
When Dennis saw that Robert had helped him out of the siege, he immediately breathed a heavy sigh of relief, and when he looked at him, his face showed gratitude, but he immediately changed his face to a full of anger, and his eyes clearly wrote: "Masturbation, masturbation, this kind of thing, can you say it in front of a beautiful woman?
Hearing Robert's explanation, Avril said "oh~~", with a look of sudden realization on her face, and said: "The steel pipe man you are talking about is Alex! I want to thank you for helping me repair his shield!"
When Robert heard this, he knew that this treasure was right, and he couldn't help but smile, and he was very curious: "Catherine and Avril, these two little ladies are not in the right way, haha~~, if it starts, it will be really strong!"
Although he thought so in his heart, he pretended to have a nonchalant look on his face, and said, "This little thing! If you don't mention it, I almost forgot!"
Avril smiled slightly, took out a bottle of bright red wine from the storage bag, threw it at Robert, and said, "Thank you for helping me breathe a bad breath, this is for you!"
Robert grabbed the wine bottle and couldn't help but be stunned, only to see that the wine bottle was made of crystal, crystal clear, and the wine inside was bright red like blood, which was actually a bottle of precious tequila.
Avril continued, "This bottle of wine is worth your loss, and you must be paid for helping me humiliate Catherine!" Then he turned his head and said to Dennis, "For the sake of the God of Light, I hope you will forgive him for ramming my carriage!"
Hearing another "Captain", Dennis felt as if he was about to fly, put his right hand on his chest, performed a standard knightly salute, and said: "Praise the God of Light! Miss Avril, you are so kind! You can rest assured, as the Archon of Silvermoon City, I will definitely enforce the law!"
Seeing that the matter was resolved smoothly, Avril was in a good mood, smiled at Dennis, and moved lightly, returned to the car, and lowered the curtain.
The coachman glared at Robert, returned to the saddle without saying a word, waved his whip, shouted, and drove away.
Seeing Avril's smile, Dennis looked at the back of the carriage in the distance, and opened his mouth wide, not even noticing that saliva was coming out.
Robert saw that the carriage was gradually moving away, and drove into the gate of a magnificent academy in front of him, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and said to himself: "My sun, how can this little girl also study in Alpha Academy, it seems that if you want to get that piece of leather, you have to mix in it first, and then talk about ......it."
Just as Robert was thinking, Dennis's angry voice rang in his ears: "You damn rabbit, hand over that thing!"
Upon hearing this, Robert pretended to be at a loss, opened his mouth wide, and said, "What is it?"
Dennis sank his face, took a deep breath, and said, "It's still pretending to be quite similar, then look at my hands." As he spoke, he stretched out his right hand, and saw that this hand was wide and fat, with prominent joints, and there was a black mole and a shallow wound on the back of the hand.
Dennis pointed to the wound and said: "According to my years of experience in handling cases, this kind of wound is caused by a thin and sharp blade, only thieves use this kind of blade, hehe~~, do you still need me to continue? hehe~~"
As soon as he heard this, Robert shook his head like a rattle, his eyes widened, and his face showed an innocent look, and said: "It's not me, it's not me, I'm just passing by to watch the excitement, just now there, I saw several thieves, there are Barrow, Klose, Falco, ......"
Dennis interrupted him and said coldly: "The work of these thieves is not worth a finger of yours! You damn rabbit, don't pretend to be garlic, as soon as I see you, I know that there must be no good thing! My intuition tells me that it must be you! Be honest, hand it over, and save the pain of flesh and skin!". There was anger and impatience in his voice.
Seeing that Dennis was on the verge of an outburst, Robert was secretly amused, and said in his heart: "You guessed half right, I did rob it, but unfortunately you can't guess that thing has already come out of the shell of the golden cicada." Hehe~~" but with a painful look on his face, he struggled to get up from the ground little by little, slapped his hands on his clothes a few times, and then spread his hands and said, "Captain, then you will search me and see where there is what you want!"
Seeing that Robert had disarmed and surrendered, Dennis was honest and unceremonious, and searched him up and down, but naturally found nothing, and couldn't help frowning, with a puzzled look in his eyes, and said in his heart: "Is it really not this damn rabbit? Could it really be that I misjudged? Who could it be? It's strange! Go back and arrest those thieves and torture them!"
At a glance, I saw that Robert was looking at himself in a daze, holding the bottle of tequila in his hand, and couldn't help but salivate.
You know, this tequila is very valuable, the main ingredient agave flower needs to be collected from the Warcraft Mountain Range, and I don't know how many adventurers die for it in a year. There is a saying among adventurers: "Every bottle of tequila contains the soul of an adventurer." Therefore, the preciousness of this wine is comparable to gold, and the nobles of leisure cannot drink it at all.
Seeing the greedy look in Dennis's eyes, Robert suddenly understood, gritted his teeth, handed over the tequila, showed a flattering smile on his face, and said: "Captain, it's a little meaning, it's not a respect, I hope to take care of it in the future!"
Who knew that when Dennis heard this, not only was he not happy, but he turned his face on a straight face, revealing that I am a righteous gentleman and would never do such a villain thing, and said: "What do you mean by this? This bottle of wine was given to you by Avril, how can I ask for your things?"
Robert almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and scolded in his heart: "This old fork's skin is thicker than the city wall, and he has to build an archway when he is a bitch." ”
Although Robert scolded in his heart, his face immediately changed to a sincere expression, and said: "Captain, if a commoner like me drinks this wine, it will be the greatest insult to the nobles! Please help me return this bottle of wine to Miss Avril! Thank you for her kindness!"
After listening to Robert's words, Dennis was quite useful, his face softened a lot, nodded slightly, took the tequila, his eyes showed a look of extreme excitement, and said approvingly: "Well! There is some truth in what you said about this, such a precious wine is indeed not something you poor people can have, as the saying goes: the husband is not guilty, but he is guilty." You can give it back to Miss Avril as a way to protect yourself!Okay! I'll do you a favor!" After saying that, he put the tequila in the storage bag, and said in a good mood, "Although I couldn't find that thing, I managed to get a bottle of tequila, and it was not in vain that I chased this damn rabbit for a few streets!"