As soon as he saw the carriage, Robert was overjoyed, and when he knew that a savior had come, he immediately took it to heart, quickly removed the wine gourd from his waist, pretended to be drunk, staggered his body, and crashed into the carriage.

There was only a bang, and Robert was hitting the wheels, and he fell to the ground with a stumble, and the wine gourd and food bag in his hand flew out of his hands, and the wine, bread, and barbecue ...... Sprinkled all over the ground.

Seeing that he had hit someone, the coachman was taken aback and hurriedly reined in his horse, only to hear a long neighing of the healthy horse, and the carriage suddenly stopped.

As soon as he saw the carriage stop, Robert was overjoyed, knowing that half of the plan had been successful, and the other half was going to muddy the water, so he pretended to be in pain, rolled around, and screamed like a pig: "Ouch~~, ouch~~, hit someone, ouch~~, it hurts, I am dead......"

The coachman jumped out of the car, walked a few steps up to Robert, and scolded, "Boy, don't you have long eyes, dare to hit our lady's carriage." "Raise your right leg and make a gesture to kick.

As soon as he saw that the coachman was going to kick himself, he was in the middle of it, Robert rolled harder and shouted more miserably: "The noble lord killed someone, ouch~~, kicked me to death, ouch~~, my leg was kicked off, ouch~~, killed ......"

As soon as he heard this, the coachman was furious, and said to himself, "I haven't kicked you yet, but you will sue the wicked first, and I will kick your leg off!

At this moment, a woman's voice in the carriage said, "Sam, stop!" The voice was a little hoarse, but it was very pleasant to the ear, and seemed to hook people's souls.

With a creak, the door of the carriage opened, and a girl in a red magic robe stepped out of the carriage.

Robert glanced at it, saw the skirt of the girl's magic robe hanging straight to the ground, and he had an idea, and shouted in his mouth: "Kick the dead! Kick the dead! Ouch~~......" The body rolled to her feet in two or three strokes, his hands fluttered, and his left hand reached into the hem of her skirt, and with a shake of his wrist, the piece of leather was already in his hand, and the glue on it was still dry, Robert gently pasted the leather, and the leather was firmly stuck to the inside of the skirt. From the outside, there is no trace of leather.

This series of actions was done in one go, and it was indescribably fast, and everyone only said that Robert was dancing with his hands in pain, and they never expected that he had quietly transferred the stolen goods.

The girl didn't notice anything unusual at all, she looked down at him like a queen, her eyes were full of enchantment, she snorted softly, and sneered, "Where are you hurt?" ”

Robert looked up and saw that she was about eighteen or nineteen years old, with eyes like autumn water, a face like peach blossoms, a smile at the corners of her mouth, and her blonde hair like a waterfall hanging down to her chest, just like a shy rose.

Robert swallowed his spittle, and said in his heart: "Good boy! Eat chicken tonight, good luck! Just bump into it, and there will be a beauty, but it's too fierce, I don't know which one is more energetic than Catherine!!"

While Robert was thinking, an angry voice said, "You damn rabbit, where are you going?"

As soon as he heard this, Robert was startled, retracted his thoughts, and turned his head to look, only to see Dennis staring at him viciously, but his eyes were blue at this time, his nose was crooked, and his forehead was swollen with a bag, and he looked like a sheriff somewhere, but like a pig's head.

Robert cried and said, "Captain, where did I run, when I heard your voice, I immediately stopped, and was accidentally hit by the carriage. I don't know if the hand is broken, ouch~~, ouch~~. As he spoke, he picked up his left arm with his right hand and stroked it gently, pretending to be in pain.

Dennis ignored him, walked over to the woman, put his right hand on her breast, performed a standard chivalric salute, and said with a flattering smile on her face, "Miss Avril, this damn rabbit didn't scare you!"

Avril shook her head and said, "Captain Dennis, you just came, he was drunk and hit my carriage, you see, what to do?"

Dennis said: "I can see clearly that he was drunk and hit your carriage. The laws of the kingdom clearly stipulate: If you bump into an alcoholic, you will not be responsible!"

Seeing Dennis's obsessive look, Avril knew that it was another of her admirers, smiled slightly, and said, "Captain, can we go then?"

As soon as he heard the title of "Lord Captain", Dennis only felt that his bones were lightened by three points, and it took him a while to come back to his senses, and he reached out to straighten his messy hair, revealing what he thought was the most charming smile, but now his eyes were blue and his nose was swollen, and he was not charming at all, but like a pig's head smirking.

He said firmly, "Miss Avril, you can leave. I'll take care of it here! I'll let him know that the dignity of the nobility is inviolable!"

Avril "um" for a lifetime, and said, "Thank you in advance!" After saying that, she turned around and walked to the carriage.

Just as Avril turned around, Robert shouted, "Put it aside if you knocked me down, then you should pay for it if you knocked over my wine!"

Avril smiled when she heard this, and said, "What a drunkard, it's interesting to want to drink!

You must know that the Avril family is rich in fine wine, and the ancestral wine-making process is second to none in Silvermoon City, even in the entire Angel Kingdom, it is also very famous, and when I heard that Robert was interested in fine wine, I was immediately interested.

Her smile was like a rose blooming, and Robert only felt that the enthusiasm like fire rushed to his face, and he couldn't help but speed up his heartbeat, and said: "I have met a confidant for a long time, and I don't speculate for more than half a sentence." So drinking is not about how much you drink, but with whom you drink, if you can drink with a beauty like you, even white water is better than a hundred years of wine, haha~~!"

Avril was born in a winemaking family, and has always taken the mellow flavor of wine as the standard for judging fine wines, and suddenly heard Robert say the truth of drinking, and suddenly felt quite novel, smiled slightly, nodded, and said: "It seems that Your Excellency is also a person in the wine industry, what is your name?"

Robert is so big, this is the first time someone calls him "Your Excellency", suddenly felt a little fluttering, combed his unkempt hair with his fingers, pretended to be a cool expression, and said: "I am a Megatron adventurer, sweeping the Blue Mill, romantic but not obscene, sexy but not offensive, personable, charming, known as the killer of the love scene, Robert is under the order!

When Avril heard the name "Robert", she felt a little familiar, and suddenly remembered something and asked, "Are you the rabbit who won Alex yesterday?"