Chapter 77: The Joker is finally here
The clown got on a plane to Los Angeles with a fake identity, and he didn't do anything on the plane, and was busy searching for Andy Huang with the software he wrote, but what made him angry was that Andy Huang didn't have any bad deeds!
The clown was furious, he didn't expect Andy Huang to hide it so well!
He really believed Harley Quinn's words, thinking that Andy was the kind of scum who bullied women, but after searching for a long time, he could find Andy's account information, but he didn't find any criminal information about Andy.
Now he has found that Andy has no other information except for making movies in Hollywood, occasionally going back to the Sacred Valley Villa, and mainly sleeping in Jacqueline's apartment.
Moreover, Andy's comments on the Internet, in addition to being rebellious and disrespectful to his predecessors, a considerable part of the comments are positive.
In addition, it is strange that Andy built a temple in the Sacred Valley villa area, and the other residents of the community all sold their houses to Andy's neighbors, who were stranger and searched by a mysterious department many times.
S.H.I.E.L.D.'s data clown can't get in, but S.H.I.E.L.D. will also leave traces on the Internet when querying some data, which can be detected by the clown.
"Andy Huang cares about his career, and he should blow up his crew in front of his eyes because it's too cheap to kill him directly."
In the bar, after the Harley Quinn jumped, she jumped on Andy and wrapped her arms around his waist, very flexible, and Andy didn't throw it down with a gentle flick.
It is said that although Harley Quinn does not have any superpowers, she is a master of martial arts, and through a potion given to her by Poison Ivy, her strength, speed, and agility have improved, and she has the flexibility of a gymnast, especially in her legs.
"Andy Wong, he's got two hours to go, and I think we need to have a drill to really him off."
It is taboo to indulge in a woman's arms before the battle, but there is no such concern for Andy.
"The exercise also costs money, five million dollars."
Harley Quinn smiled happily: "deal! ”
Worried that the photo of Harley Quinn cross-waisted would be leaked, Andy directly asked the bar to open Jacqueline's VIP box.
Harley Quinn really seems to be practicing gymnastics, and for half an hour, Andy can't bear to stop talking for a while.
Of course, it's not that Andy doesn't want to continue, it's just that Andy wants to have the most expensive price, so he calculates the time to get her and sets his price at $10 million per hour.
At this moment, Harley Quinn felt that she couldn't lift her arms, but she still tried to grope for Andy's face.
"Andy Huang, it turns out that the movies you make are all one-shot to the end, you are really that strong."
Hehe, Andy deserves this.
"What's the matter, can you be angry with him?"
Hallie nodded heavily, "Absolutely, but I don't think it's necessarily a good idea, he's so angry that he'll shoot you, and to be honest, I'm a little reluctant to let you go." ”
Will Harley Quinn be reluctant to herself?
Sure enough, versatility can save life.
"What about cancellations?"
"Nope! You must be angry with him, and if he attacks you, I can protect you so that you can escape. ”
Seeing that the Harley Quinn look doesn't look like a fake, Andy also has a little doubt, this woman won't like herself, right?
But even so, Andy can't let her go, the idea of a madman is always changeable, it's too normal for Harley Quinn to ask Dad to stab you tomorrow today.
"Okay, let's change places, then? It's a place where it's convenient for me to run if there are fewer people. ”
Hallie asked, "Where?" ”
"How nice it is by the river, the curtain is on the ground, he can see it, and I can run."
Andy threw several sets of armor into the nameless river below his villa, and the werewolves and vampires who had died in the battles were thrown into the area.
So Andy gave it a name called "Aftermath River", and this place was also chosen by Andy to take care of the aftermath of the clown and the harley quinn, and after doing things, it was all gone with fire, and no one would call the police if the villain disappeared anyway.
Lest Johnny find out, Andy decides not to drive his own car and takes a taxi with Harley Quinn to get here.
But what was wrong was that even though Andy was wearing a big hood, the taxi driver recognized him.
"Andy, you're pretty girl, you broke up with Jacqueline?"
"You've mistaken someone, I'm not Andy Wong."
The driver laughed and said: "Understand, of course you can't admit this kind of thing, my name is Huck, my wife and I are super fans of yours, you bring a lot of fun to our lives, if you promise me to come to my wife's birthday party next month, I won't tell you about it." ”
actually threatened Andy, and the harley girl on the side licked her lips, seemingly inclined to do it.
"I'm sorry, I'm not Andy, but I'm also a fan of Andy Wong, and as far as I know, he hasn't been to a fan's house to celebrate or anything."
Driver: "I pulled you at the Beverly Moonlight Bar, which is the bar you and Jacqueline frequent, and you're going to the Sacred Valley Villa area, it must be you Andy!" My wife is no worse than the girl next to you, are you sure you won't come? ”
This driver won't play La Roz Naja as well, right?
Andy was afraid of being entangled by the driver, so Andy could only hehe: "Huck, I remember your name, you can send a letter to the crew, put your home address and your wife's birthday in the letter, and there must be a photo of your wife." ”
"Ok, you don't have to tip for this job!"
At the location, the driver left, and Andy sat on the ground, patting his leg and motioning for Hallie to sit up.
Spreading on the floor or something was not needed for Harley at all, so Andy was crossed again.
"Well, call and ask if your ex is here?"
Hallie turned on her phone, looked at it and said, "No need to call, he's still monitoring my phone, of course I'm monitoring him, he's only five kilometers away from us, and it's only a few minutes at his speed, so let's get started?" ”
After saying that, Harley Quinn licked her lips and looked at Andy expectantly, it would be better to make the Joker angry when she was happy.
Andy sneered slightly, five million dollars have been collected, Harley Quinn should have lost a penny, what else is coming?
"No, I'll lecture your ex-boyfriend in person, then I'll be more excited."
Harriqui looked at Andy's seriousness and panicked.
"Andy Huang, don't believe it, even if you win the rock Omori, you can't win against my ex, even Batman is not his opponent, you just need to make me happy and run away the moment he appears."
Well, it seems that the feelings are really made, human beings are physically limited after all, and even Harley Quinn is beginning to feel sorry for Andy.
"Alright then, we'll talk about it when he comes."
There was a rumbling sound, and a locomotive in the distance got off the road and sped towards this direction.
"Andy, he's coming!"
Andy's hand was tightly clenched by Harley Quinn, and the expression on her face began to complicate.
Andy's eyes were very good, and after seeing the guy on the motorcycle with a white face, green hair, and a red nose, he confirmed that he was a clown.
Reaching out and pulling it, half of Harley Quinn's clothes were torn off.
This scene was too exciting to see in the clown's eyes, he accelerated the throttle and rushed towards Andy, and when there were still a few meters left, the clown stretched out his palm to Andy.
There is also a glove on the palm of his hand.
Ready to release high volt current?
Even Andy wasn't afraid of lightning and didn't want to be electrified, so he lifted Harley Quinn up in front of him.
Andy's shamelessness not only made the clown retract his palm, but also made Harley Quinn so shocked that he didn't resist at all.
Obviously, just now he was a very reliable fan star who collected money and did things, and he threw himself out in an instant?
She has only one thought at the moment, clown and this Andy Yellow, who has no bottom line?
Andy didn't have time to care about how she felt, because when the Joker staggered with him, he threw five darts at him, and Andy quickly put Harley Quinn in front of him, and all five darts were shot at Harley's back.
The clown was also shocked, this Nima is not only very slippery in S but also doesn't care about human life, is this a star! Is it clearly a villain who is even more ruthless than himself?
This is not over, Andy throws Hallie, who still can't figure out the outage, at the Joker, and the Joker also sees it, does not pick up Hallie, and throws a dart at Andy again.
But in a trance, Andy's figure was gone!
"Are you looking for me?"
Andy's words came from behind him as he rested his hand on the clown's neck.
The clown tried to dodge, but his neck couldn't move under a pair of iron tongs.
"Any last words?"
The protagonist of the same status as Batman, the spiritual mentor of countless netizens, Andy was a little expecting him to say some famous words and aphorisms before killing him.
"Kill me, you will pay!"
Halo, what he said before he died is no different from that of an ordinary villain.
With a click, the clown's head was pulled off, and the mocking expression disappeared from his face.
"Wayne, no thanks."
Just after teasing, suddenly a puff of smoke erupted from the clown's corpse, Andy hurriedly dodged, but more or less inhaled a trace.
"Hahaha."
Suddenly laughed three times, Andy stopped laughing, what a special smoke of laughter!
In the comics, the smoke of laughter used to make the whole city laugh non-stop, and even Batman became a laughing bat.
"Fortunately, I'm very immune to poison gas now, otherwise I might have been hit."
Dropping the clown's head, Andy turns to Harley Quinn that it's time to send this "Margot Robbie" on his way.
Harley Quinn didn't die after five darts, she knelt on the ground with a confused look in her eyes, and only got her focus again when Andy approached.
"Andy Huang, you are completely bad, you are even more evil than him~"
After Hallie muttered, Andy's hand was also on her neck, and just as she wanted to exert herself, suddenly Hallie's whole body began to tremble, and her eyes began to blur when she looked at Andy.
"Oh~"
After a long, high-pitched voice, Harley began to roll her eyes.
Andy has been filming for so long, and he has experienced a lot of objects, but this is the first time he has encountered such a G-spot, and he withdrew his hand, ready to wait for her to pass before sending her on the road.
It would be too cruel to kill her at this time.
"Andy, evil master, I am willing to do anything for you."
Andy was in a trance, and the Harley Quinn actually prostrated under him, constantly kissing his feet, and occasionally looking up full of adoration.
Has this guy been domesticated like this by a clown?
Andy's heart swelled and he slapped Harley on the back of the head, and she fainted.
A ball of fire from both hands fell on the Joker, and after ten minutes of seeing the Joker completely turn into ashes, Andy lifted his ashes into the Aftermath River, and then picked up Harley Quinn and walked to his villa.
Harley Quinn is in this state now, and Andy can definitely become a loyal follower with a little training.
When he opened the door, he found Johnny still in the living room.
"Johnny, I've brought back a female bodhisattva."
Johnny looked up and saw Andy carrying a woman, and sighed, "Andy, your understanding of Buddhism is far better than mine, why are you so profligate?" ”
Damn, just kidding, Andy thinks Johnny is getting more and more boring.
Coming to the room on the second floor, Andy threw Hallie on the bed and slapped it down, Hallie woke up, and the hot pain made her instinctively cover her face, but when she saw that the person in front of her was Andy, she was surprised: "Andy!" ”
Pushing Harley back, Andy said coldly, "Harley Quinn, who is your ex and why does he look like that clown in Gotham City?" ”
"He's the Joker."
Not to lie.
"So, if I kill him, do you want to avenge him?"
Hallie shook her head like a rattle: "No, he's a loser, and he was jealous and came all the way to kill you, violating his principles of doing things, it's not as good as you have no bottom line and you're not as strong as you, he should die." ”
"So, who do you think I am, to kill him so easily."
Hallie showed an indifferent look: "Andy, I follow you and don't care what your identity is, what I care about is that you do things to achieve your goals by any means." ”
Objective?
"Then what do you tell me about this tonight?"
"I don't know, you must have your purpose."
This. took the initiative to make up for it, and after thinking about it, the clown should always leave some property when he dies.
"So, give me all the money the clown has left."
"Five million in cash has been given to you completely."
Out of money? That clown and other things Andy doesn't like either.
Throw a few checks at her: "So, take them all out like a normal person, I want cash." ”
"Okay master."
Hallie didn't care that it was three o'clock in the morning, she stood up and staggered out, Andy didn't make any movement when she looked at her figure, if she didn't go wrong during the whole process, it could really be of use to Andy.
In fact, if you look at this matter in essence, M's previous S was killed by the more powerful S in person, and it was too normal for M to ask for a new S to take it in.
After waiting for a few minutes, Andy went out and watched Hallie walk towards downtown San Fernando from a distance, so he followed slowly, and after walking for more than half an hour, Hallie came to a bank on the downtown street, and then stood at the door.
For the time being, there was no violent dismantling of the ATM, and Andy watched quietly.
Half an hour later, the three drunks saw Harley come up and tease alone, and in less than a minute, all three drunks were blown up.
After teaching the drunk a lesson, Harley continued to wait, with a big smile on her face.
"A good psychiatrist was discovered by a clown with M tendency, tsk."
After a sigh, Andy went home and went to sleep.
The next day, Andy is woken up by Johnny's knock on the door.
Seeing Hallie sitting quietly on the couch while the five suitcases of green bills on the coffee table were gone.
He didn't worry about what Harley was doing at all, because there was a large receipt on the green ticket.
"Master, what are you doing today?"
Seeing Johnny's eyes widen, afraid that he would misunderstand him, Andy waved his hand: "Hallie, call me Andy in the future, you go take a shower and change into clean clothes, and then rent a car and come over, and go to Hollywood today." ”
Hallie is dressed like a street girl, and helping Andy drive is easy to cause misunderstandings.
Hallie obediently went to take a shower, while Andy happily counted the tickets, money was just a number to Andy before, and it was the first time that so much money was placed in front of him.
"Andy, who the hell is this woman? Where did it come from? What's going on with this money? ”
Harley's words about the master finally made Johnny curious.
"I met in the bar last night, she gave me five million after I gave alms, you will respect her a little in the future, and I will keep this money for you to shoot "Wasteland and Pure Land".
Johnny clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, it turns out that it is really a female Bodhisattva." ”
(End of chapter)