Chapter 78: I can't do without Andy
"Since you're with me, I'll have to tell you what I do."
Hallie was wearing Andy's shirt and shorts, a little big, and she listened to Andy while driving.
"Ostensibly I'm a mortal actor, but in reality I'm a dark bioadministrator, and I can coordinate superheroes to do things like Johnny, whose full name is Johnny Blazer."
"Ghost Rider?"
Andy nodded: "Yes, have you heard of Dracula?" The most powerful vampire on the planet, he even turned an ice giant in Jotunheim into a vampire, very cunning, but this guy blackmailed my vampire brother and was beaten to death by a gang of good men under my command. ”
"Wow, master, you're awesome!"
Andy: "Just a reminder, call me Andy, have you heard of the Hellboys?" Originally, he was a good demon, but the fault was that he didn't listen to my orders and had to grab some sword in the stone, and I sent him back to hell. ”
"Wow, Master Andy, you're so good, so, what is your career?"
I was dizzy, and after talking for a long time, the Harley Quinn didn't understand?
However, it seems that Andy really didn't make it clear.
Like the Joker, his purpose is to drag the world into chaos and disorder by playing with people's hearts, but in the end, Harley Quinn was playing with people's hearts and ruined his work, and died at the hands of Andy, and he must think of a grander goal to deter Harley Harleyn.
"I don't understand enough! My business is to exploit these demons of hell, and all the demons of hell have to come to the earth and bow to me, otherwise they will not be able to gain a foothold on the earth. ”
Most demons are chaotic attributes, one demon is a clown, if Andy is in charge of thousands of demons, what kind of awesome mortal can do?
Thinking of this, Harley Quinn trembled again, the steering wheel almost didn't grip, and the car shifted a lot in an instant.
Hurriedly turned the direction back, and seeing that Andy didn't show any dissatisfaction, Harley asked with a sigh of relief, "Master Andy, then what is my mission?" ”
"Be my assistant, drive, help me order milk tea and stuff."
After saying this, Harley clearly showed a look of disappointment, and Andy added: "Occasionally, when I can't accept my demons, you help me carry the camera and record the precious footage. ”
"Wow, Andy, I love this kind of work!"
Harley Quinn used to blow up the bank with the clown and kidnap hostages or something, and now she has to deal with demons, which is really exciting.
However, Andy's main job is filming, and it has never happened for him to fight demons on the surface, and after a year or two of investigation period to determine that Harley Quinn is okay, Andy will not reveal that he is Apollo.
After all, even Andy's Buddhist brother Johnny doesn't know his identity.
When Andy struggled to explain to the crew, especially Jacqueline, that he had hired a sexy assistant, a black aunt was listening to a report from her subordinates in secret agent suits at a secret base in Washington.
"The Joker flew to Los Angeles last night under a false identity and was called to the police to say that he had hijacked a locomotive, but so far no camera has captured his rider's motorcycle.
As for Harley Quinn, the Harley Quinn was photographed going to the Moonlight Bar last night, and nearly an hour later she took a taxi with star Andy Wong to leave for the Sacred Valley, and it was also very strange that this morning Harley Quinn withdrew five million cash by check alone, and rented a car, and tracked the GPS to find that his car went to Hollywood, and Andy Wong happened to have a set in Hollywood. ”
After hearing this, the black aunt asked, "Andy Huang didn't have an accident?" ”
"No, Andy Wong just deposited five million in cash into his account."
Frowning, the black aunt pointed her finger on the table: "Continue to monitor to see if you can find the Joker, and send someone to bring Harley Quinn back, if she is mixed with Andy Wong, even Andy Wong will bring it back." ”
The agent next to him hesitated after hearing this: "Amanda, the Joint Research Bureau of Advanced Super Humans has just been established, and our law enforcement authorization has not yet been approved, do you want to think about it again?" ”
The black aunt, that is, Amanda, sneered: "If you are told to go, you can go, an actor who sells hangings, and it's not Leonardo, I'll take it if something happens." ”
The agents had no choice but to go down and prepare to pull people, and Amanda began to read the next information, Harley Quinn or something is completely a little coffee in the suicide squad she set, just because Harley Quinn can fight and is evil enough, suitable for suicide cannon fodder.
What's more, the suicide squad also needs a bewitching slut to come in, so that it can unite the other male villains.
Andy got out of the play and sat on the pony in front of the monitor, looking back at the picture has become his habit, and he is really serious about the phone.
"Andy, your milk tea."
A cup of frozen milk tea was delivered to Andy, Andy didn't raise his head, took it and waved his hand, and Hallie walked away obediently, found a place to stand.
Jacqueline watched from a distance, it was clear that it was a superior-subordinate relationship, and Andy didn't even care when the crew used to talk to Harley, Jacqueline was a little relieved.
But it didn't take long for her to start worrying, because Harley was very impatient with other people's accostings, and basically a word or an expression was dismissed, and this sexy girl stared at Andy, and Jacqueline felt sweet with a grin on her face.
In Andy's account, Harley is threatened by a psychopathic killer, so Andy takes her in, but from what he knows about Andy, Andy is the kind of person who hates trouble and puts him in danger for the sake of beauty, which is unlikely.
So she leaned over herself.
"Hallie, how did you and Andy meet?"
Hallie, of course, knew about Andy's affair with Jacqueline, so she wasn't as impatient as everyone else.
"Andy solved the mind control of my ex for me, and he happened to be a great follower."
Die-hard fans? Although fans have similar thoughts about celebrities, Jacqueline has seen a lot, but they still have to confirm where they go, not to the point of dedication.
"And where do you live now?"
Hallie: "I'll live where Andy lives." ”
it! Jacqueline almost bared her fangs and claws in anger.
"Fans like you can't be called die-hard fans, perverted fans, this is not right, Andy sleeps with me at night, do you want to join in?"
Hallie: "No, I didn't want to sleep with Andy, but as his assistant, I shouldn't be too far away from him." ”
"I can't fit you in my apartment!"
A sexy beauty dangles in front of Andy's eyes every day, Jacqueline doesn't believe Andy can hold it, and it's not a trip to be a fool or something, it's over, it's over, such an assistant, who has been together for a long time, is prone to accidents.
Jacqueline turned to leave, calling Andy into her nanny car for a while, since this kind of thing can't be restricted, it can only be prevented, and try to leave a little less for others.
In this regard, Andy doesn't care, he focuses on filming, and the rest is passable, just fulfill the responsibilities of a man.
However, in order to prevent Jacqueline from falling off the chain in "Apollo", Andy still did a little superficial work, and after the play, Andy gave Harley the car keys and a drop of money to the Raptor.
"Hallie, you will sleep in my villa in the Sacred Valley from now on, and remember to go shopping, buy more OL outfits and black silk glasses, so that you can look like an assistant."
Harley didn't have any opinion on Andy's words and drove away, which satisfied Jacqueline a lot.
It was ten o'clock in the evening when Hallie drove back to Sacred Valley, and the back seat was piled up with suits of all shapes and colors, and she had spent all the $10,000 Andy had given.
After parking the car, she was attracted by the sounds of Johnny further up the temple, including Johnny's, and followed the sound inside.
In the courtyard of the temple, a long dining table was filled with people, in addition to Johnny, whom Harley knew, there were Constantine, the Vampire Four, Gilmour, Agent May, and Selena.
And, except for Robinson, the other three of the vampire foursome did not shy away from baring their fangs in their mouths.
Andy is right, there are vampires!
"Ladies and gentlemen, since Apollo appeared as Wonder Man, there have been almost no big demons nearby, but small character demons are still emerging in endlessly, I think it is necessary for us to set up an organization to clean up these demons, if we have S.H.I.E.L.D. as the backing, we will all have official status, and it will be very convenient to act in the future."
When Harley heard this, her heart moved slightly, why the dark creatures didn't call Andy in a meeting, she had just been Andy's M, and she never doubted Andy's words, so when she heard that these people were going to set up a demon slaying organization, she suspected what they were doing behind Andy's back.
So he shouted, "Did Andy agree to this?" ”
Everyone was interrupted by her voice, and they were all stunned, and Konstantin frowned: "Who are you?" ”
Harley clasped her hands to her chest and said proudly, "I'm Harley Quinn, Andy Wong's assistant. ”
Andy has an assistant? No one knew about this, so they all looked at Johnny, who was still going to play during the day today.
Johnny clasped his hands together: "She's Andy's assistant and a female bodhisattva." ”
Bodhisattvas are not bodhisattvas, Konstantin does not care at all.
"Hallie, Andy is a star, and it's not good to pull him in on this."
"No, John, have you forgotten that Andy is a saint and human advocate of Wonder Man, I wouldn't have joined this organization without Wonder Man's support."
Rarodz was very supportive of Naja, and then nodded: "The three of us Bloodline and Robinson all believe in Apollo, you should bring Andy in." ”
Robinson touched his nose, although he was a vampire with no fangs and could not turn into a bat, why did he exclude him, he could only complain speechlessly.
Konstantin frowned, but these four vampires are purely a number, and it's okay to turn into bats occasionally to inquire about information, but if you really fight, there are too many restrictions, so if you don't join, you won't join.
"I'm sorry, John, I'm Ghost Rider, restricted by Mephisto, and if I don't have a powerful god behind the scenes, it may not be a good thing for me to join the team."
Selena also objected, and Konstantin was even worse.
The reason why he didn't let Andy join was that Andy was a very busy mortal star and didn't have time to pay attention to these, and more importantly, since the Roman Spider-Man incident, he could feel that Andy would hide something from him, and Andy had too much influence on these people, and if he joined, it would affect his control over the team.
"This, John, although we have drunk, but I have promised Andy to help the crew and signed a contract, is it better to tell Andy about this?"
Well, Gilmour, a Van Helsing descendant, also rebelled.
The last time he killed the army of vampires sent by Dracula, Konstantin checked the vampire's wounds and found that more than a dozen of them had penetrating wounds on the chest, and he suspected that Gilmour was a hidden master.
Now that Gilmour is veilly refusing, coupled with Johnny, who doesn't open his mouth but definitely supports Andy, it's really not going to be easy.
Glancing at Agent May, the two also saw the helplessness in each other's eyes, no one wanted Andy to come in, but it seemed that they really couldn't get around Andy.
"Well, maybe it's time to ask Andy's opinion."
Jacqueline drove Andy back, and although Andy explained that he was back for a meeting, she was still not at ease, so the number of participants increased to ten.
Jacqueline and Selena stared wide, and Nadja and Harley glanced at each other from time to time.
This atmosphere is prone to accidents, so Andy spoke.
"I think John's intentions are very good, after all, in order to protect the earth from demons, everyone should support it."
Andy's first sentence set the tone, and Agent May's eyes showed joy, thinking that Andy had changed sex.
"However, I am not sure about one thing, if you have the status of a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, will you be restricted by S.H.I.E.L.D.? Of course, I'm just a mortal, and I'm asking about this for my friends, just enthusiasm, not for S.H.I.E.L.D. ”
This sentence was addressed to Agent May, who hesitated to reply: "There will indeed be some assignments, but they will not restrict you in normal times, as long as you regularly report where and what you have done." ”
As soon as these words were said, everyone showed a look of resistance, each with its own life, and had to expose its privacy when it was pulled over to do the task?
"We're blood clans, we like to play some gardening music and learn crests or something, let's fight and kill, and we're tired of living for so long."
"I'm making money from filming now, worshipping the Buddha after work, and I'm also living a very comfortable life, and I don't want to be restrained."
"I'm just an ordinary person, Nando-sama's servant, John, I don't even know why you call me, hehe."
Laroz, Johnny and Gilmour took a stand, and as for Selena, she now watched Andy get angry and didn't bother to say anything, and it was all protest in general.
Agent May glanced at Andy, annoyed in his heart, but still didn't dare to attack, whether she could deal with these people was related to whether her agent level could be upgraded from level six to level seven, and she couldn't make a mistake.
Konstantin had a headache, rubbed his forehead on both sides fiercely, and looked at Agent May: "Melinda, in that case, I think we can be flexible, there is no restriction on everyone's behavior and there is no need to report the itinerary, if the mission is issued, voluntarily participate, but you must give the identity of the agent, so that we have no worries when doing things." ”
Konstantin himself and S.H.I.E.L.D. don't wear the same pants, he is just using the backdoor to build a team.
But Agent May's other work is fine, but the mission is a bit of a problem to volunteer, and if something happens and everyone doesn't participate, what's the point of this team?
So he frowned and said nothing.
Although Andy has always been opposed to having too much contact with S.H.I.E.L.D., Andy feels that Konstantin's idea is very good at the moment, and he has an official status without restrictions, which actually solves what Andy was worried about before.
And after the formation of this team, it will also be beneficial to Andy, and the power of these people can be used against Marduk or Alz in the future.
"Melinda, I think John's proposal is very good, you can look back on the previous experience, when everyone was fighting against the demons, so if you follow John's proposal, it will definitely be fine, and in order to show my support for you, I, the spokesman of Apollo, allow you to use this temple as a headquarters, in case something goes wrong, I can also summon my god to help, it is very safe for you!"
As soon as she heard Andy say this, Melinda's eyes lit up, she was present when Apollo showed his power and responded to a large wave of demons, if Apollo could really come in, it would be equivalent to having a powerful Thor in the Avengers.
"Wait a minute, I'll report to the director."
Agent May went to report to Nick Fury in seclusion, and without the agent present, Selena immediately turned on Andy.
"Andy, you're nice to Jacqueline, and let her participate in such a private matter?"
Andy hehe: "She was attacked by Dracula, so she sent me here to sit in by and listen." ”
"It turns out that the boss of Saint-Louis is not only a beautiful woman, but also a ghost rider who has known each other for a long time, why do I say that she supports you so much."
Jacqueline didn't see Selena when she spoke, still facing Andy.
"Don't make a fuss, Selena doesn't have unspoken rules for me, it's purely a love for movies, isn't it Selena? By the way, did I send you the outline of the script? ”
Selena's face turned red when she said this, is that a love for movies? Thanks to the fact that she is not an ordinary vampire for a long time, otherwise she really can't do this with blushing.
But thinking that she was now judging Andy's inattentiveness, she changed to a cold face again.
Seeing that Selena didn't speak, Andy pretended to be angry and said: "Selena, although you are an investor, I still have to say that as the producer of this show, I have high requirements for actors, and if I don't perform well, I will be mad, don't believe me, ask Jacqueline, have I ever been murderous in the theater." ”
Andy's murderer is common, but obviously when he turns the corner and changes the topic, Jacqueline still wants to turn the topic in this direction, but she is afraid that it will ruin Andy's investment, so she has to nod.
"Alright, Jacqueline, this has nothing to do with you, you go home and rest first, go quickly."
gave Jacqueline a look, she had to leave, she could see that Selena was somewhat interesting to Andy, but she basically knew Andy's whereabouts, Andy and Selena shouldn't have that much, hey, prevention is the main thing.
Gilmour secretly praised it, Andy handled this kind of thing with ease, and he learned again.
Nadja was secretly proud, feeling that she had tasted "fresh" in front of her girlfriends.
Zakang understands this matter, he thinks it doesn't matter, anyway, he is a scumbag in this regard, but he also understands that Selena should have come for Andy's face, hey, I can't get around.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have been authorized by the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., and your conditions can be agreed."
Agent May returned, beaming and seemingly praised by Nick Fury.
"Melinda, I'll make one more request."
Andy's words came out, and Agent May's face was directly helpless, how could he ask for it again!
(End of chapter)