When he got up early in the morning, Jiang Chuan found out that he was dead.

There was no heartbeat, no pulse, and the most terrible thing was that there was not even a morning erection.

Physiologically, there is no doubt that he died.

However, in terms of behavior, he can still move, and being able to move means that the person has not died.

Looking at the palm with sharp blue-black nails, Jiang Chuan came to a conclusion: he was dead, but not completely.

In layman's terms, this state is generally referred to as a zombie.

Although I didn't dance with my arms in my arms, the blue and black nails were very telling, and then there was ......

Jiang Chuan picked up his phone slowly, and a pale and weird face was reflected on the black screen.

The original tiger teeth turned into sharp fangs clasped on the lower lip, the eyes were white, and the sunken and blackened eye sockets were crawling with spider web-like red bloodshots, weird and terrifying.

This face was originally very handsome, but unfortunately, the more beautiful the face, the more terrifying it became after the corpse was transformed, and the uncanny valley effect was reflected in him to the extreme.

There was a coolness on his chest, Jiang Chuan reached out and took out a round jade from his pajamas, the round jade was the size of a coin, shaped like a full moon, and there was a hollow, the ancients generally called this thing jade.

However, there is a certain difference between this thing in Jiang Chuan's hand and jade, he has a gold ring on the outside of this thing, the texture is very hard, not like gold, Jiang Chuan doesn't know what material it is.

The jade flesh and metal are engraved with dense strange patterns, and I didn't feel anything when I wore it on my body in the past, but now Jiang Chuan can feel it, and it seems that there is a trace of cool and comfortable breath coming out through the hole in the middle, and it is absorbed by his body like hunger.

This thing was left to him by his father, and he must wear it closely, Jiang Chuan did it obediently, and carried it on his body every day over the years, and now he feels a special breath from this jade pendant, no matter how he looks at his situation, it is inseparable from this jade pendant.

Lifting the quilt and looking down at his body, Jiang Chuan was suddenly grief-stricken.

The virtuous brother started a business before half and the middle way collapsed... Is there anything more cruel to an eighteen-year-old boy chicken?

"Ginger derivative! You are trying to cut off the old Jiang family! You are a great sin, you are terrible! I haven't tasted anything like that yet!! Jiang Chuan pounded the bed and hissed and whimpered, death at this moment doesn't matter in the face of desire!

After grieving for a while, Jiang Chuan came to the window stiffly, reached out to open the gap in the bed curtain, exposed his palm to the sun, and suddenly there was a hot burning sensation on his hand, and Jiang Chuan, who was in pain, quickly withdrew his hand.

I found the gloves and tried again, but this time I didn't feel anything, only the stinging pain in the wrist where the sun was exposed.

Photophobia...

Jiang Chuan sighed, put on the quilt, closed all the bed curtains in the house, and the kitchen window became the only light source, but it was not a big problem, the kitchen was shady, and it didn't affect him if it wasn't direct sunlight.

Searching for information about zombies on the Internet, Jiang Chuan took his mobile phone and rummaged through the cabinets at home: "In addition to being afraid of light, I am also afraid of mirrors..."

After finding a small mirror and looking at it, Jiang Chuan casually threw it aside, and found a lighter: "Flame... This is afraid of zombies and living people, right? ”

His fingers passed over the flames, and a cool breath suddenly entrenched on Jiang Chuan's fingers, blocking the burning of the flames for him.

"Huh?"

Jiang Chuan suddenly became interested, and his fingers flicked on the flames, trying to control the cool breath.

Finally, after a few attempts, he mastered the control method of the cool air, and Jiang Chuan found that this thing could control his body surface characteristics to a certain extent.

It doesn't change the color of your nails and pupils, but at least you can put away the scary fangs and nails.

After experiencing a short period of shock, grief, curiosity and other emotions, Jiang Chuan sat cross-legged in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror in the living room, looking at the miserable white pupils in the mirror, and couldn't help but feel sad.

My mother died, my father disappeared, and I became a zombie again, what a fucking life...

After being depressed for a while, Jiang Chuan picked up his mobile phone and edited the message: Daddy, return quickly!

After a while, there was a knock on the door.

Jiang Chuan got up and opened the door with a quilt, and there was a dark, tall and strong boy standing outside the door, it was him who sent Chen Yu.

"What's wrong with you?" Seeing Jiang Chuan draped in a quilt, Chen Yu wondered.

"What's wrong with me..."Jiang Chuan scolded, closed the door, and then took off the quilt on his body: "I'm dead, what's wrong with me..."

"it!" Chen Yu was taken aback by Jiang Chuan's face: "What's the situation?" ”

"That's what it was like when I woke up early this morning." Jiang Chuan briefly explained the reason for the matter, and also pulled Chen Yu's palm on his chest to show the immovable heartbeat.

"! ..."Chen Yu was confused by this sudden situation, and muttered for a while: "That... Do you want to go to the hospital? ”

"What's the matter? What do you say? Hospitalized, morgue open a room for me? Jiang Chuan rolled his eyes.

"Find a doctor to see what's going on?"

"My heartbeat is gone, what doctor are you looking for? Forensics? ”

Chen Yu opened his mouth and stared at him for a while: "No, why did you die?" So what are you doing now? Corpse? ”

"Should... Right? Jiang Chuan rubbed his chin, his face was painful, and his weird face added a bit of funny: "I can't see the sun now, and you can see ......"

Hello!

Jiang Chuan crossed his arms, his black nails suddenly grew wildly, and his fangs also stood out.

"it!" Chen Yu excitedly exclaimed: "Handsome!" ”

"Hahaha, handsome, right?" Jiang Chuan was so proud, his nails kept putting away, showing off for a while, after showing off for a while, he slowly put away his nails, and sat down with his head covered, his expression gradually sad: "But I don't have boki now..."

Chen Yu: "......"

To be honest, he was originally very envious, after all, although Jiang Chuan was a little scary, he was really handsome.

But now that he suddenly doesn't envy him, what's the use of being handsome? It doesn't work at all.

"I'm only eighteen years old, what's wrong with me, woo woo woo..." Jiang Chuan wanted to cry, but he couldn't cry tears, which could only make that terrifying face even more terrifying.

"Not only is there no such thing anymore, but I don't even feel the touch now, and I can only feel the pain when I'm in the sun—the only touch is the pain, fucking woo woo woo ......"

"Look at the point..."Chen Yu patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "Anyway, you don't have a partner, and it's an ornament to keep it..."

Jiang Chuan immediately stopped crying: "Do you believe it or not?" ”

Chen Yu was stunned when he heard this: "Hey? yes, didn't you say that zombies are blood-sucking? You can't bite me, can you? ”

"Even if it's blood, I won't suck you." Jiang Chuan sneered: "Eighteen or nineteen-year-old boys, where does the blood come from in his body?" All the vas deferens..."

Chen Yu: "......"

"But there's really no desire to suck blood." Jiang Chuan leaned in front of Chen Yu, sniffed his nose, took out the jade bi again, and inhaled the cool air that made him feel comfortable: "I feel that I should be able to inhale, but the cool air on this jade bi is more attractive than blood, and I shouldn't be able to eat normal food, and it is estimated that the stomach bag can't digest it." ”

Chen Yu picked up the spicy strips on the table and tore them open and ate them, turned his head and smiled at Jiang Chuan: "Ah~ It's so fragrant!" ”

"Damn, I should have bitten you to death when I entered the door..."Jiang Chuan sighed and leaned on the head of the bed: "Isn't this wasted!" ”

"And what are you going to do now?" After Chen Yu finished eating the spicy strips, he pouted his fingers: "Do you have any ideas?" ”

Jiang Chuan pursed his lips, and after thinking for a while, he patted his thigh: "The top priority, first boki!" ”

Chen Yu was shocked: "Isn't it special that I should find your father first!" ”

Jiang Chuan sighed and patted his head: "Where can I find him?" Except for the regular money sent to me every year, I don't hear from him, and I don't have any relatives or anything..."

"yes..."Chen Yu also sighed.

Jiang Chuan's family situation he couldn't know better, since his father disappeared, in the past few years, he has been waiting for him to eat dumplings in an Internet café for the New Year, and he has never heard of any relatives.

"Hey, I have an idea..."Jiang Chuan suddenly sat up straight, his legs crossed: "You say... If I post my status online......"

"Are you crazy?" Chen Yu's eyes widened, and he didn't understand the other party's brain circuit very well: "Normal, this kind of thing shouldn't be kept secret, right?" Tell me that it's okay, you still post it on the Internet? ”

Jiang Chuan spread his hands: "Maybe you can attract some people?" Maybe you can hear from my dad? ”

"Maybe you'll be banned a short time after you send it out." Chen Yu poured a basin of cold water on him: "And maybe he will be captured and sliced in a while, a zombie who has come back from the dead, how many people do you guess will be interested?" Ever heard of the law of the jungle? ”

"I know, if there really is such a thing, then this kind of person must have their reason to hide..."Jiang Chuan shrugged: "But I'm dead, and I'm still afraid of a hammer?" Amazing jumping into the river and drifting all the way into the sea, I don't need to breathe anyway. ”

"Hiss..."Chen Yu thoughtfully: "Listening to you say this, it doesn't seem to be unreasonable..."

"You don't need to worry about banning the account, the video will be sent out, and when someone reacts, it may be on the hot list." Jiang Chuan showed a terrifying smile.

"Or don't you? The risk is too great, in case you are caught, let's say that even if you can't die, let you bask in the sun every day, or jump around with yellow talismans, you can't stand it. ”

As he spoke, Chen Yu clapped his hands straightly: "Or someone finds me here..."

Jiang Chuan thought thoughtfully: "Yes, you will definitely betray me..."

"How so? You are my siblings, my dear relatives and friends! Chen Yu shook his head: "You have to add money!" ”

Jiang Chuan's eyes were about to turn over: "Then do you have any good ideas?" ”

Chen Yu thought for a while: "Why don't we go find a Taoist priest..."

"Roll the calf for me!" Jiang Chuan kicked him aside: "People look at it, yo, why do you still deliver it to the door?" ”

Chen Yu stretched out his hands: "Then aren't you hurting people?" Just disguise yourself as an ordinary person to inquire, it's really not okay, let's give some gifts to the Taoist chief..."

Jiang Chuan sneered: "Yes, it's almost the Dragon Boat Festival, you said I'll send you a zongzi." ”

Chen Yu sat there and laughed: "Then what do you say?" ”

Jiang Chuan held his chin, pondered for a while, and sighed: "Let's live the life first... Buy some cosmetics to cover your face and get some glutinous rice? Anyway... Alas...... How did this day come to be like this! ”

In about an hour or so, the takeaway brother delivered cosmetics and other items to Jiang Chuan's house, Jiang Chuan scolded and scolded, and clumsily applied concealer to his face.

After Jiang Chuan finished applying concealer, Chen Yu stepped forward and took a look: "It still looks a little strange." ”

"The uncanny valley effect, I don't know how to wear makeup, so I can barely cover it up, but if I go out at night, it shouldn't be a big problem, and I won't be seen." Jiang Chuan wiped his thumb around the side of his eyes, applied the concealer evenly, and put on the contact lenses: "It looks okay now, right?" ”

"It's still a little weird, like when my grandfather was at the funeral."

"Your grandfather also cheated the corpse?"

"Grass, feel! Do you feel understood? ”

Jiang Chuan grinned, reached out and picked up the glutinous rice bag he had just delivered, opened the bag, and reached into it.

In the next second, a pungent scorching smell spread, and I saw that all the glutinous rice grains touched by Jiang Chuan's palm were burned into a strange blue-black!

"! Poisonous! Chen Yu hurriedly covered his mouth and nose.

Jiang Chuan grabbed a handful of glutinous rice and rubbed it, and the glutinous rice was instantly kneaded into powder: "It feels a little hot, but it doesn't have much impact on me, hey, don't say it, this thing can really drive away evil spirits?" ”

"What about the others?" Chen Yu hurriedly asked, in addition to glutinous rice, the two also bought some cinnabar and a peachwood sword, looking at the Internet, these are all things to ward off evil spirits, and they have a strong restraint effect on zombies.

Jiang Chuan's fingertips were dipped in cinnabar, and he picked up the peach wood sword and pulled it twice in his hand, shaking his head: "It's useless, there are more than two hundred white flowers damn it..."

"Okay, at least you know that these things won't kill you, it's worth it." Chen Yu leaned back on the sofa and sighed: "What are your plans for the future?" ”

Jiang Chuan pointed to his body: "Get down to business first!"

“……”

(The newcomer's original new book, the last book may have been sealed because of the speed problem, the new year's new book, ask for a recommendation and ask for a monthly pass, ah big people burp ~.)

PS: Harem text in this book! The protagonist is neither white nor black, delicate gray! Unscrupulous, insidious, despicable, cunning and dirty, good aunt, Wei Wu's legacy, gentlemen and moral monsters do not enter this book! ）