It was night, and the moon was hanging high.

Jiang Chuan and the two sat at the computer desk, searching for information related to zombies over and over again, but they searched the whole network and did not find a case similar to Jiang Chuan.

Most of them are rural legends, urban legends, and occasionally some fragrant stories mixed in, and the two of them are in the spirit of criticism, but they also watch it with relish.

"Damn,There's a zombie book here!" Chen Yu exclaimed.

"There's also a cos, but the skin color is not the same, and I don't know why this coser has to paint himself in turquoise, like a special goblin, and my skin is obviously white."

Jiang Chuan habitually lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, looked at the figure scratching his head on the screen, but he no longer had the impulse of the past, he only felt that his heart was like ice, and the sky was not shocked.

Chen Yu's mouse clicked everywhere, and sighed regretfully: "It's 404..."

"Alright, alright, let's find some normal website." Jiang Chuan waved his hand and crackled on the keyboard for a while, but still couldn't find any useful news.

"The haunted house of the city amusement park recruits employees, playing zombies, chainsaw maniacs, or whatever." Chen Yu looked at his phone and said.

"What are you looking at?" Jiang Chuan stepped forward and glanced at Chen Yu's mobile phone, and found that this guy was looking at recruitment in the same city, and his face suddenly turned dark: "No, why do you have that serious illness?" ”

Neurotic, right?

Who is looking for zombies in the same city recruitment?

Chen Yu grinned and shook his mobile phone: "Next door Xiacheng Film and Television City is looking for a group performer to pretend to be a corpse, and the city funeral parlor is recruiting part-time anti-corpse workers, in fact, I suggest you do this, what if you run into the same kind?" ”

"What do you think? In case the same kind of people don't meet, they will be recognized and pushed into the furnace again..."Jiang Chuan rolled his eyes: "Just my pupils, this eye sockets, this big nail cover, when I meet the old staff of the funeral home, isn't it revealing at a glance?" ”

"Then you're pouting at home every day?"

"What's so bad?" Jiang Chuan leaned back on the head of the bed and scratched his right calf with his left foot: "Now that I have saved money for food, isn't it good to play games at home?" ”

"Then you're not boki? Don't eat hot pot anymore? Not looking for your dad anymore? Chen Yu asked again.

"If the heart is clear, the sky is not shocked..."Jiang Chuan's eyes were blankly broken: "I don't have that kind of worldly desire anymore, as for my father... What do I ask him for? If you don't let out a fart, you play with me and disappear, and once you disappear, it's been so many years, and I've become like this. Let it be, I don't know when he will step on the colorful auspicious clouds and come back to raise me..."

"Huh?" Chen Yu was stunned for a moment: "Wait, why did your father make you like this?" Normally, do parents turn their children into zombies? ”

"Shhhh Are you saying that my dad is not actually my own father? Jiang Chuan frowned, put the cigarette butt into the bedside ashtray, and immediately became furious: "I have long suspected that there is something wrong with him!" ”

"Ah no, I mean, is it possible that you were a zombie in the first place?" Chen Yu said, rubbing his chin with his big hand: Although what you said is not unreasonable, but I have seen your father, you two look too similar, and there is basically no possibility of non-biological ......"

Jiang Chuan ignored him, sat up straight on his own, and recalled what Chen Yu had just said in his mind: "Then according to what you say, I was originally a zombie, what about my parents?" ”

"Anyway, I don't think my uncle is a zombie, and zombies are ......" Chen Yu wanted to say and stopped: "Isn't it useless?" ”

"So if you want to say that, my mom is a zombie? But my mother is dead..."Jiang Chuan said, and the words began: "Hey? Physically, I'm supposed to be a dead person, right? ”

The two glanced at each other, Chen Yu saw the excited light in Jiang Chuan's eyes, and his heart suddenly burst: "What do you want to do?" ”

Jiang Chuan lit another cigarette and put it on his mouth: "Whew... Let's say that we brothers have been brothers for so many years, and you haven't seen my mother yet, right? ”

"Hey, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it!" Chen Yu was suddenly filial, picked up his mobile phone and lit up the screensaver: "At half past eleven in the evening, you take me to dig your mother's grave?" ”

Jiang Chuan patted Chen Yu on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "I know, this kind of thing sounds a little crazy, but it doesn't matter, when I see my mother, I will personally make amends to her!" ”

Chen Yu looked embarrassed: "Don't be, this big night, how presumptuous..."

Jiang Chuan got up and got dressed: "Hurry up, don't ink, I won't be able to go out during the day..."

Chen Yu reluctantly got up, and the two went downstairs and got into a dilapidated Wuling Hongguang.

Because Chen Yu is one year older than Jiang Chuan, he took the driver's license test last year, and after taking the driver's license Jiang Chuan bought this N-hand bread in order to celebrate, and the two drove to the river for a barbecue when they were fine, but it was the first time to drive to the cemetery at night.

The small bread sprayed black nitrogen, all the way to the outside of the city, Chen Yu drove the car, his thinking was a little divergent, suddenly his head twitched, the big face like an orangutan showed a strange smile, and the urn said angrily: "I suddenly thought of a question, don't be angry." ”

Jiang Chuan put his arm on the window, feeling the evening breeze, slightly comfortable: "You say." ”

"You say, if your aunt is a zombie, does your uncle count as a crime of insulting a corpse?" Chen Yu asked.

Jiang Chuan thought for a while: "Although the other party is a corpse, under the premise that both parties are willing, it shouldn't be considered a crime of insulting a corpse, right?" After all, my mom must be an adult..."

Chen Yu was stunned: "You actually answered seriously?" ”

Jiang Chuan shrugged: "Didn't you ask?" ”

The car left the city all the way, and after driving for more than 20 minutes, Jiang Chuan pointed ahead: "The mountain col in front, just turn in." ”

Chen Yu stopped the car, Jiang Chuan got out of the car and took out an ordnance shovel from the back seat, put it in his hand and turned it upside down, only to feel light, Chen Yu turned over the flashlight on the side: "I'll give you a light, but don't expect me to dig with you!" ”

"Okay, I know you're cowardly." Jiang Chuan pointed in a direction: "This piece will go up." ”

Twisting and turning along the overgrown dirt road, the two came to a dirt slope, where a grave stood quietly in the moonlight like a quiet and graceful woman, and the name of Jiang Chuan's mother was engraved on the tombstone.

"That's it."

Jiang Chuan twisted the shovel, Chen Yu played the light on the side, Jiang Chuan didn't do nonsense, and the shovel fell.

Rub Rub Rub...

The sand and gravel were turned aside by the shovel, and the sound of Jiang Chuan digging in the dark night was particularly obvious.

"Hey, it feels weird." Chen Yu rubbed his arms: "Don't you think it's too quiet?" ”

"What's the matter? Do you still want someone to chat with you? Jiang Chuan glanced at him, and his hands kept moving.

Chen Yu looked around in horror: "Or... Shall I put on a song and listen to it? ”

"Why are you so sick?" Jiang Chuan's face darkened, and the shovel patted the mound: "Brother of grave digging!" Why do you still want to jump on the grave? ”

When Chen Yu heard this, he smirked, and he wasn't so scared for a while.

Finally, when Jiang Chuan was planing quickly for half an hour, the armory shovel finally touched the coffin and made a muffled sound.

Jiang Chuan hurriedly pulled the grave soil on the coffin clean, pushed the coffin board, and made a gurgling sound.

"Oh, something is wrong!" Chen Yu hurriedly stopped Jiang Chuan.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Chuan raised his head, tilted his head with the armor shovel, and looked like a second-rate person.

"The normal coffin board should be nailed, I saw them nailed it when my grandfather was out of the funeral!" Chen Yu's expression was a little panicked: "Why are you still slipping the cover?" ”

"Isn't that right?" Jiang Chuan's face was overjoyed: "If my mother is not here, doesn't it mean that my mother is still alive - uh - not dead - in short, don't be afraid, I am here!" ”

When Chen Yu heard this, he was obviously much calmer: "Okay, then you can open the coffin." ”

Jiang Chuan nodded, looked at the coffin in front of him, and pushed it slightly with both hands.

With a bang, the coffin board was lifted aside by him, and the scene inside the coffin fell into the eyes of the two - there was nothing in the coffin.

Jiang Chuan was holding the shovel, and when he heard a muffled pop above his head, Chen Yu breathed a sigh of relief and sat on the edge of the pit: "Your mother is not at home." ”

"Thank you, Mongol." Jiang Chuan smiled, closed the coffin lid, and crawled out of the pit.

The two sat on the grave, Jiang Chuan lit a cigarette, his heart was relaxed and happy, Chen Yu asked, "What are your plans for the future?" ”

Jiang Chuan thought for a while: "Let's take one step at a time." ”

Chen Yu was puzzled: "The problem is that we can't take a step out now?" ”

"That's why I won't leave." Jiang Chuan shrugged: "Since my dad didn't tell me anything, it proves that he doesn't want me to go to them, so why should I bother myself?" ”

Chen Yu laughed, and quietly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart: "To be honest, I was really afraid that you would just ignore the headless flies and have to find your parents." ”

Jiang Chuan sneered: "Joke, I've known you for so many years, don't you know how dashing people are?" ”

Chen Yu shook his head when he heard this: "It's because I understand that your so-called chic is just a pretentious gesture that you can't ask for." ”

Jiang Chuan laughed and punched him: "If you can't speak, just shut up!" ”

Chen Yu grinned, stretched out his hand to pick up the ordnance shovel: "Okay, I'll help you shovel for a while, and go back quickly when you're done, this point is half price." ”

As soon as the words fell, I heard a stumbling in the jungle not far away, and then an angry rebuke sounded: "What a wicked obstacle, it's really easy to find a poor road!" ”

The two of them were stunned when they heard this movement, and in the next moment, a figure suddenly jumped out of the forest, and a silver light appeared under the moonlight, and a sword with a cold light slashed towards Chen Yu.

"Gaia !!"

Chen Yu snorted, hurriedly dodged, and the flying ordnance shovel was slashed by the sword, and the metal handle was suddenly broken into two, and the section was smooth and flat!

Jiang Chuan was also startled, the flashlight shone on the attacking figure, the bright light shook the man, and he hurriedly raised his hand to block the light, and the two saw each other's appearance clearly, it was an old Taoist priest who looked sixty or seventy years old!

Chen Yu sat on the ground and moved back quickly, hiding behind the tombstone, looking at the old man with a wary face, Jiang Chuan frowned: "Dare to ask this uncle, who are you?!" ”

The old Taoist priest didn't speak, and pointed his sword at Chen Yu: "In the middle of the night, I control the corpse and rob the tomb to do sneaky things, and I dare to try to confuse the poor Dao without repentance, and I am so brave and courageous!" ”

Chen Yu listened with a confused expression, Jiang Chuan thought for two seconds, glanced at the ordnance shovel that was cut off by the waist on the ground, and then nodded again and again, and silently moved to the side: "It's really a great crime, Dao Chief, you are busy with you, you can't beat me if you beat him~"

"No, who robbed the tomb? Who robbed the grave! Uncle, who are you? Chen Yu trembled, and pointed at Jiang Chuan: "Besides, you know that he is a zombie, why are you cutting me?" ”

The old man sneered: "He is a zombie, then this corpse chaser is naturally you!" Little Demon Dao, I never thought that I would have this corpse chasing technique, but the poor road has been looking for you for some time! ”

"Did this Daoist Master make a mistake?" Jiang Chuan glared dryly on the side: "I'm a self-aware zombie, and I'm nineteen years old this year, let alone chasing corpses, he doesn't even dare to touch a girl's hand, and we are not robbing a tomb, this is my mother's grave ......"

Hearing Jiang Chuan's words, the old Taoist frowned, and pulled his sword fingers a few times, rubbed it in front of him, looked at Jiang Chuan intently, and then was stunned: "Huh? The three souls and seven spirits are there, but the corpse is awe-inspiring... What are you? ”

Jiang Chuan thought for a while: "It should... It's a zombie, right? ”