On Friday, the night was dark.

Love Apartment, 3602.

Outside the apartment, cicadas and frogs chirped;

In the apartment, Qin Yu and his group of old men were nesting on the sofa watching "Cat and Mouse".

Although this film is a classic cartoon that you never get tired of watching, and although Qin Yu and their group of "babies" with an average age of thirty years old do like to watch it, a group of people still feel a little awkward.

The girls went to Sanya, Hainan to enjoy the tropical style, but their group of boys could only nest in the apartment and watch cartoons.

It is only a two-hour trip from the magic capital to Sanya.

The planes of the apartment girl group have landed.

Ji Nuolan called Qin Yu and reported that he was safe;

And Qin Yumo and Xinling co-produced a travel vlog and sent it to Qin Yu, in the video, the second daughter is dressed coolly, dressed hot, and the two daughters often hug each other and paste together, which leads to reverie;

But to say that the most excessive is not Yumo and Xinling, the worst one is of course Wei Xiaoyu!

Wei Xiaoyu relied on the sky high emperor and Qin Yu could only watch and not eat, so she sent Qin Yu two travel vlogs taken by hiding in the hotel toilet, which made Qin Yu dream directly back to four years ago, at that time, this woman with a bad personality often sent him fragrant small videos on QQ.

These women are so naughty and flirtatious.

This made Qin Yu a little crying and laughing.

After watching their travel vlogs, Qin Yu didn't become so horny, Qin Yu was indeed a beast on the bed, but three meters away from the bed, he was an absolute upright gentleman;

It is not Qin Yu's unilateral responsibility to be a beast on the bed, Ji Nuolan and the four of them are also half responsible, who made them look so beautiful, and let Qin Yu take what they wanted, if they don't turn into a beast, it is all disrespectful to them.

At this moment, Qin Yu was actually more relieved to know that they were safe all the way.

The apartment girl group has already checked into the hotel, Hu Yifei Youyou Meijia has one room for three people, Xinling Wei Xiaoyu has one room, and Ji Nuolan and Qin Yumo have one room.

This two-day and three-night bachelor weekend trip belonging to the apartment girl group has officially kicked off!

After chatting with the girls for a while, Qin Yu also put down his mobile phone, the more he chatted, the more uncomfortable it became, how chic and happy the girls were, but what about the boys? Snuggle up on the couch and watch "Cat and Mouse"!

"Enough!"

Finally, Lu Ziqiao, who couldn't bear it anymore, turned off the TV.

Lu Ziqiao stood in front of everyone, and said a lot of impassioned things about the magical meaning of the ultimate singles weekend for Guan Gu, and Lu Ziqiao's words were summed up - we can't lose to them! Let's invite the girls to the apartment for a party!

"I repeat, there will be no parties this weekend, no strange girls, and even if Yoyo betrays me, I will carry out the original weekend plan by myself."

Guan Gu's magic is like this, when Niu Jin comes up, he is stubborn to death.

"Sekiya! Your life is about to enter the grave, I will not pull you, but you must know that even if the world is destroyed, there will be a time when the light will return, and the shroud of darkness will highlight the preciousness of light.

follow your heart！ What is the idea that you have always wanted to do, but never put into action! Just do it！

If you say no, then be my mouthy! After 72 hours, these thoughts will be completely buried with your freedom! After that, be my aunt's good baby with peace of mind! ”

In order to convince Guan Gu to be magical, Lu Ziqiao really took out all his life's eloquence.

Qin Yu couldn't help but glance at Lu Ziqiao more, Lu Ziqiao's words were clear and infectious, if a person like him went to do a pyramid scheme, it would definitely be a big disaster!

However, Qin Yu thinks that Lu Ziqiao is more suitable for the emerging industry of live broadcasting, this is an outlet, Lu Ziqiao has excellent appearance conditions and can speak well, I don't know if he finally said, "Even buy ga!" Buy it! There will be countless women who place orders to pay.

If you have a chance, you can mention it to Lu Ziqiao, Qin Yu thought.

Qin Yu's divergent thoughts retracted, and the focus of his gaze returned to Guan Gu's magical body.

It's a pity that Lu Ziqiao said so, but Guan Gu is still like a stubborn cow, and he resolutely refuses to let go, just not to hold the ultimate bachelor weekend party.

Qin Yu felt that it was time for him to end.

"Brother Guan Gu, in fact, I think Ziqiao's words are quite reasonable."

As soon as Qin Yu's words came out, everyone at the scene was a little surprised.

It's too late! Did Qin Yu get the wrong line!!

After all, this is the first time that Qin Yu has publicly agreed with Lu Ziqiao's point of view! Qin Yu didn't look down on Lu Ziqiao a little bit, it wasn't a matter of a day or two, who didn't know that Lu Ziqiao's unlearned and idle appearance had always been despised by Qin Yu.

But today, Qin Yu actually agreed with Lu Ziqiao's suggestion to hold a bachelorette weekend!

"Qin Yujun, do you also think that I should find a group of strange women to have a party?" Guan Gu said with an unswerving face.

"Of course not."

Qin Yu shook his head and said, "What I agree with is what Ziqiao said just now, you should indeed take advantage of this last weekend to finish those thoughts that you have thought about before but have never put into action."

Brother Guan Gu, I don't know if you know such a thing, according to the statistics of scientists, the rebellious children who were rebellious when they were young grew up and became a family, their marriages were harmonious and happy; And those children who have been too sensible and precocious since childhood have been married to a family, and their marriages have been a mess.

I privately think that those sensible children are too precocious and well-behaved, they have been living in depression, and then when they grow up, they may only need a little spark to make them completely explode, bang! ”

"You mean, I need to indulge a little bit, and then go to the future of married life with a more relaxed mind?" Guan Gu muttered magically.

Qin Yu nodded-in fact, the reason why Qin Yu supported Lu Ziqiao's suggestion and made up such a conclusion was mainly because Qin Yu felt that a large group of old men nestled in the sofa watching cartoons were too boring.

Who is not a playful young man, the abstinent president or something is just an appearance.

At that time, they were still very young, so they should do their best and run! Go jump! Go for the pretty upside-down golden hook! When you're old, when you can't get anything hard, then it's too late!!

Zeng Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei and others also looked forward to watching Guan Gu's magic.

"Yoyo gave me a list of forbidden......"

Before Guan Gu's words were finished, Lu Ziqiao was excited: "That's right!" Take it out, it's time to do whatever you want! ”

"you, you don't need beautiful women on that list, just a few of us."

Guan Gu looked around at a few people magically, and his smile gradually became perverted.

·

The next day, early in the morning.

Singles Weekend has officially begun.

However, their group of men didn't get up until eight or nine o'clock in the morning, mainly because the girls were gone, and there was no sound of those pots and pans colliding in the morning of the apartment, which caused Qin Yu and them to oversleep.

It's rare to have a weekend, you don't have to go to work, and you don't have the heart to Ling Ji Nuolan's advice, so Qin Yu is like that, with a messy chicken nest, he first went to pour some cat food for the radish, and then Qin Yu wanted to find food for himself but found that he hadn't cooked for a long time, and he didn't know that there was no food in the suite.

Since Xinling moved into 3603, Xinling has always been in charge of the kitchen and other places, and yesterday Xinling was in a hurry, and he forgot to explain to Qin Yu that there was no food in the suite.

Just when Qin Yu was thinking about where to find something to eat, Zhang Wei, the kid, covered his buttocks and hurriedly ran to 3603.

"Brother Qin Yu, borrow a large size from your toilet, Yifei and Meijia have taken away all the inventory of 3601, and they can't live this day!"

"Bang!"

Zhang Wei jumped into the toilet like a gust of wind.

Looking at this scene, the expression on Qin Yu's face was disgusted.

Qin Yu walked across the balcony and came to 3602, only to hear that Guan Gu was also sighing, Youyou took away the soap and shampoo in the bathroom - Tang Youyou didn't come like this, Guan Gu didn't know magically, it turned out that for so many years, he had been using Tang Youyou's daily necessities.

"Do you have anything to eat...... Forget it, when I didn't say it. ”

Qin Yu originally wanted to come to 3602 for breakfast, but looking at the two carrots + peppers on the table, Qin Yu knew that he was asking in vain.

"It's a serious problem right now, and we have to find a way to fill our stomachs before the singles weekend starts."

How to say it, Qin Yu and Guan Gu are both good at cooking, but since the girls are gone, they don't have the desire to cook, they just want to sit back and enjoy it.

"Zhang Wei has instant noodles in his room, but he may not be happy to share them with us."

Or Lu Ziqiao knows his Ba Bo Erben brothers.

"It's okay, Zhang Wei is in the toilet now."

After understanding the situation, Qin Yu and the others became instant noodle thieves.

Zhang Wei's room really has a lot of emergency food, and there are several boxes of sauerkraut-flavored, spicy, and pickled pepper-flavored instant noodles.

After Zhang Wei came back from going to the toilet, Qin Yu's instant noodles were almost soaked, and they were all luxurious configurations of sausage + braised egg + chicken leg + sauce beef, which made Zhang Wei's heart ache so much that he couldn't breathe.

This is a configuration that he usually can't think of! This group of people is good, give him all to eat!

"Ah Wei, do you have a Fanta brand drink? If there is, a few of us directly filmed the two love apartments, "The Legend of Spicy Heroes" and "Happy Force". ”

It's a pity that the sad Zhang Wei didn't pay attention to Qin Yu's cool words at all.

Later, Zhang Wei turned his grief and anger into appetite, and he himself made two large buckets of instant noodles.

"Hiccup~~~"

Eat and drink enough, and the bachelor weekend officially begins.

There are twelve things that Yoyo strictly prohibits Sekiya from doing.

"Na~ This is what I've always wanted to play, a game for men, but Yoyo said that considering the civilization of the neighborhood and the safety of people and animals, I shot all these ideas!"

Guan Gu took out the list and showed it to Qin Yu.

Qin Yu sighed after reading it.

"Brother Guan Gu, I can't imagine that under your Sven appearance, there is still a wild heart hidden."

Guan Gu was still complacent after hearing this, but he was proud.

"Hey, what does this instant noodle 2.0 mean? Shall we go to the supermarket collectively to make instant noodles? Qin Yu's mind opened up.

"That's 1.0, this is a brand new version, and you'll know later." Guan Gu sold a pass.

At this time, Zhang Wei and the three of them, who went to prepare the props, also returned.

Broom + bike + ball.

Play the easy version of polo in the apartment.

Wild enough.

A group of boys were directly instigated by this fanatical atmosphere, so they said that they couldn't let a group of boys get together, otherwise they could do any childish things.

At the same time, the camera is given to the girls.

In Qin Yu's imagination, their group of girls should now be wearing sexy and hot swimsuits to bask in the sun on the beach and play in the water.

But the strange thing is that Ji Nuolan and his group of seven are like fat houses, several women are lying on the sofa eating potato chips, and there are a bunch of sexy swimsuits on the bed that Zeng Xiaoxian, a virgin, will definitely have nosebleeds when he sees it.

Hu Yifei is still watching "A Brief History of Time", and the other girls are swiping Weibo and eating potato chips, all with an expression of wanting to cry without tears.

The reason for this is that it is raining heavily outside.

The damn weather, last night was fine, but when they came together this morning, it changed, and they couldn't go to the beach, so they had to stay in the hotel.

Qin Yumo was about to die of depression, she would not have come if she had known, in that case, she would be able to monopolize Lao Qin this weekend.

If we make a table of the time that Qin Yu accompanies each woman, then we will find that among the four women, Yumo is the most beloved by Qin Yu, and the most intuitive manifestation is that in a week, Qin Yu lingers on Yumo's bed for three nights, while the other three daughters share the other four nights equally; But during the day, Yumo accounts for the least proportion, and there is no one day in a week.

If Yumo doesn't come to Hainan this time, then Yumo will be able to occupy Qin Yu for two days and two nights openly.

It's a pity that there is no if.

So Yumo had to eat potato chips depressedly.

“…… There should be an indoor pool in the hotel, right? Hu Yifei saw that the girls were not very happy, so he explained.

"Who said I was here to swim? I'm here to catch hairy crabs! —Chen Meijia.

"Of course you have to go to the sea to play in the sea, and I can't go to the indoor swimming pool."

Wei's words resonated with everyone.

"Hey, the rain in the tropics is all in bursts, maybe it will stop after a while? Let's watch TV. ”

Tang Youyou encouraged the sisters not to be discouraged, and to always believe that good things are about to happen.

“…… Due to the impact of Tropical Cyclone Kai Tak No. 38, heavy rain will continue to affect the city, and experts predict that the rainfall may continue to increase in the next two days. ”

It's over, and there's no love at all.

"We abandoned the boys and came all the way to enjoy the rain, they will definitely die of laughter when they know it." Sister Xinling said speechlessly.

Sister Xinling also misses her brother Qin Yu, in this rainy weather, she just wants to nest in Qin Yu's arms and not get up, even if her tofu will be eaten by Qin Yu.

"Hey! Don't be discouraged, we can't lose to them, since the hotel can't get out, then let's have fun in the hotel. ”

Chen Meijia is worthy of being a woman who has been entangled with Lu Ziqiao for half her life, and the brain circuits of the two are the same: "Hey, let's die!" ”

The other women were all blindsided when they heard this.

"If you want to die, you can't die here."

"I mean go to the spa, get a full body massage."

It turned out that they listened to the split.

"Come on, it's raining today, everyone can't get out, and we're the only ones who can come up with this idea? When the time comes, you will have to queue up.

The bridge of this hotel connects to a shopping mall, so I think we should go shopping in the mall. Wei Xiaoyu said.

Go to the spa or go shopping.

In the end, except for Hu Yifei who continued to read in the room, Youjia and the others chose to go to the spa, while the Qin family Simei went shopping.

The camera returns to the love apartment.

After Qin Yu and his group of boys finished playing polo in 3601, they played soft bullet guns in 3602, and firearms were always the favorite of men in Xia Kingdom, and a large group of men played gunfight games and got carried away.

Until noon.

Qin Yu and the others were all paralyzed on the ground tired, and the radish also leaned on Qin Yu's body to gasp, after all, it also participated in the gunfight game just now, and it was Qin Yu's reconnaissance cat - this is another proof that the radish is fine.

A group of people were panting in the "ruins".

Because the range of their group's movements just now was too large, this caused 3602 to be the same as 3601, and the furniture and furnishings were all destroyed.

"The singles weekend has to be this kind of bloody and unrestrained, look at the list, the next item!"

Lu Ziqiao is not afraid that the girls will be furious and scold when they come back.

Sekiya took out the list: "It seems to be all done." ”

"Twelve tasks done? But it only took half a day. Qin Yu glanced at his watch and said.

"Half a day?! How do I feel like it's been a year! Zeng Xiaoxian, who was so tired that he couldn't do it, was surprised.

"Isn't the time of indulgence supposed to go by quickly? How can it be so slow? Zhang Wei, who was shot with soft bullets all over his body, wondered.

"It must be because we lack external stimulation, as the saying goes, men and women match, work is not tired, we are together, only adrenaline is soaring, but there are no hormones to neutralize." Lu Ziqiao's crooked reasoning is one after another.

Qin Yu already knew what Lu Ziqiao was going to say, but he still followed Lu Ziqiao's words and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

"It's better to be happy alone than to be happy, and it's better to be crazy than crazy, so let's call the beauties to party."

The reason why Qin Yu decided to follow Lu Ziqiao's words was because Qin Yu was indeed tired; Second, Qin Yu didn't want them to destroy 3603 as well, otherwise Sister Xinling would definitely pluck his ears when she came back.

Sister Xinling is like this, when she obeys Qin Yu, she is really obedient, and she is willing to cooperate with Qin Yu in some difficult postures even if she pushes and half-pushes; But when Xinling was angry, Qin Yu also had to retreat, that girl, don't look at her soft dressing, in fact, she was also very violent, after all, the first time, she dared to sit on Qin Yu's body and shake.

Guan Gu originally wanted to reject Lu Ziqiao's proposal, but Lu Ziqiao said that if he didn't look for a beautiful woman, he would do it again, and then Guan Gu decisively agreed to Lu Ziqiao's proposal, after all, Guan Gu was also tired enough.

The camera cuts to the girls again.

After the Qin family Simei finished shopping in the mall again, the four of them went back to the hotel room with large bags and small bags, and in the room, Hu Yifei was still reading.

"Yifei, eat some fruit, this is a coconut and lotus mist just picked from the tree...... It's fresh, unlike the one in the magic supermarket, it's not comparable at all. ”

Ji Nuolan and the others brought back a bunch of tropical fruits for Hu Yifei to eat.

"Let's chirp ~ let's chirp ~ It's delicious. By the way, Yoyo Mika didn't come back together? Hu Yifei asked while peeling the lotus mist.

"Didn't they go to the spa, I guess they made an appointment with a technician, it's normal that they haven't come back yet, and they are probably pushing oil for them."

Qin Yumo, former senior beauty consultant of L'Oréal, replied.

However, just as Yumo's words fell, Chen Meijia came back "alone".

"Hey, Mika, where's Yoyo? Lost? ”

"Haha~ There was a little accident, you had better be mentally prepared." Mika laughed awkwardly.

Then, Tang Youyou walked out from behind Chen Meijia with his head down, and the moment Tang Youyou raised his head, everyone was stunned.

As shown in Fig.

High EQ: Black Pearl Beauty.

Low EQ: Almost emptied the magazine.

"Mother, isn't it raining heavily? How can you get a tan like this?! ”

A group of girls kept looking around Tang Youyou.

The reason for the matter is this, Youjia and the others finally grabbed the SPA room just now, but there was no technician, and then Chen Meijia said that she did a spa for Tang Youyou, and the two of Youjia really dared to think and dare to do - as a result, Chen Meijia, a scumbag, didn't know foreign goods [tan-free tanning], so she painted Tang Youyou's face all the time, and then ...... And then Tang Youyou became like this.

If Yumo was present at that time, this tragedy would not have happened.

But it's too late to say anything.

Tang Youyou wanted to cry without tears.

After all, she is going to get the certificate next Tuesday, and if she goes like this, others will think that Guan Gu has married a black pearl!

"Yoyo, you dissipate your anger, why don't I treat you to seafood dishes? Let go and eat, I'll pay! Just think I'm making amends to you~" Chen Meijia said humbly.

"You said that!"

Tang Youyou was still vicious one second, but the next second he was deflated: "Let's call takeout, woo woo~ I thought it was just that I couldn't get out of the hotel, but now I can't even get out of the room, and I don't have the face to see people anymore~"

"Wait! Don't order takeout! Let's get over now! Now there is a hula show in the restaurant! Hu Yifei took the hotel leaflet and suddenly said loudly.

"Yifei, don't you think you're not interested in doing anything? You're going to be energetic as soon as it's dark? Ji Nuolan wondered.

Tang Youyou also looked at Hu Yifei angrily.

"No, do you look at this person and feel familiar?!"

Hu Yifei pointed to a man on the leaflet and said.

"Then the Umi Dance Troupe, I'll go, isn't this Xiaoxian?"

The girl's eyes widened.

"You think it's like it, but it's not my eyes." The smile on Hu Yifei's face suddenly increased.

"The fourth face-bumping monster, the dancer version of Zeng Xiaoxian!" Xinling sighed.

The first face-bumping monster in the love apartment is the Malaysian painter version of the brain-dead Lu Ziqiao; the second is the Erkang version of the tenderness Zhang Yida seen on TV; The third is Hu Qiang, a distant cousin that Zhang Wei found in Jiangzhou.

It can be seen that Zhang Wei really has an average face when he steps on a horse, and he hits his face the most.

It happened to be time for dinner, and a group of girls went to Hu Yifei and went to the restaurant to watch the dancer version of Zeng Xiaoxian.

The camera returns to the love apartment again.

"Yawn~ It's so boring, Ziqiao, what about the beauty you are talking about?"

Don't get me wrong, Qin Yu doesn't want to pick wild flowers, since he has a delicate and cute Xinling, an elegant ex-wife, a sexy and charming senior sister, and a plump and juicy Yumo, Qin Yu feels that other women are vulgar fans when he looks at them.

Qin Yu was just too bored now, so he just asked casually.

"I was scared away by them, Guan Gu's instant noodles 2.0 is actually instant noodles with banlan roots, the key is that Zhang Wei still eats this product with relish, which woman is not scared away by these two weird Shu millet ah."

Lu Ziqiao died speechlessly.

"It's delicious, I added effervescent tablets, it tastes even better! Trembling~" Zhang Wei is still talking about powder.

"Oh my God, could it be that on the legendary bachelor's weekend, we can only eat instant noodles in the ruins?" Zeng Xiaoxian urged sadly.

"There's another way, if the beauty doesn't come, we can go out to the nightclub to find it."

"But Yumo won't allow us to go to the nightclub." Guan Gu miraculously reflexed.

The reason why Yumo didn't allow them to go to nightclubs and dance halls was very simple, because she opened a bar, and she opened a Qing bar, and the people who opened the Qing bar were all literary and artistic young women with a petty bourgeois atmosphere, and they were the most unaccustomed to noisy nightclubs.

"You're stupid, Yumo isn't here."

"That's right."

·

For many years to come, the group would spend weekend after weekend, but there was no weekend like this.

No one can compare to them back then, and neither can they later.

At that time, they were young and romantic, and they were proficient in killing people and setting fires.

At that time, the world and girls danced in the palms of the boys.

(End of chapter)