364. [Pigeon] Project, Completion: 2/3
The second day of the singles weekend, Sunday morning.
The sun is shining in the city.
Qin Yu drove the car alone and came to the supermarket with radishes for a big purchase.
Recalling what happened yesterday, Qin Yu felt a little ridiculous, yesterday under the instigation of the fanatical atmosphere of the single weekend, Qin Yu could be regarded as sacrificing his life to accompany the gentleman, playing polo in the apartment, and going to nightclubs, if the girls were there, they would definitely not be allowed to play like this.
It's a pity that in the end, the nightclub still didn't go to work, it turned out that Zhang Wei's kid was not only allergic to crayfish, he was also allergic to fluorescent stamps - when entering the nightclub, the doorman would stamp a fluorescent stamp on the back of the customer's hand, this cover was amazing, Zhang Wei's hand was directly allergic and turned green.
Zhang Wei directly ruined the bachelorette weekend party that Lu Ziqiao magically prepared for Guan Gu.
It's really sad.
Fortunately, they were sent to the hospital in time, and Zhang Wei was fine.
It's just that in this way, a group of boys don't have the heart to play.
Zhang Wei went to bed early after returning from the hospital last night; Zeng Xiaoxian also went to the night shift on the Modu Radio; And Qin Yu came to the supermarket to buy it after dawn, after all, it is not a matter of always eating Zhang Wei's instant noodles.
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The camera is given to the girls.
In the hotel room, Ji Nuolan slept on the same bed with Qin Yumo last night and had another candle night talk, and at this moment, they were sleeping together in their arms.
The girls in the other two rooms were similar, sleeping in a bed disheveled.
It was still raining outside, so there was no sunlight on their buttocks.
At eight or nine o'clock, the girls woke up one after another.
Hu Yifei suggested that everyone go to the restaurant for breakfast together, and by the way, watch Ah Xi dance the hula dance - Ah Xi is the name of the dancer version of Zeng Xiaoxian.
All women are indispensable.
In the restaurant, the girls were eating Sanya's special dishes, but Hu Yifei suddenly pulled Ah Xibian over to share the table, saying that he was introducing an old friend to Ji Nuolan and them... Phew, new friends.
"Introduction, this is Assibian." Hu Yifei enthusiastically introduced them to Ji Nuolan.
Seeing this face, how did a group of people look weird and awkward, but it was not good to sweep Hu Yifei's interest, so they had to smile politely.
This Ah Xibian knows thirteen languages, and he is humorous, and when Ji Nuolan and them were having breakfast, he kept telling them jokes, but unfortunately, Ji Nuolan and they didn't understand a word.
Because, this Axi side will be full of the minority languages of Southeast Asia.
Rao is gifted with language Ji Nuolan didn't understand either, but it didn't matter, Hu Yifei seemed to understand, and after the whole breakfast, Ji Nuolan and the others heard Hu Yifei's laughter.
"Did Yifei be beheaded (witchcraft) by this Asi? Yesterday, she still felt that the noise in this world was all floating clouds, and only the tranquility in the book was eternal, but as soon as she touched this Axi, she instantly came back to life with full blood, and she was simply a crazy rabbit with chicken blood! β
Qin Yumo looked at the back of Hu Yifei and Ah Xibian and complained.
Now it's still raining outside, but Ah Xi said that he would go to the tree to pick durian for them to eat, Ji Nuolan and the others of course declined the proposal, but Hu Yifei followed with great interest.
"This is called novelty obsession, people often encounter familiar and new things, they will produce a high degree of excitement, plus visual and olfactory stimulation, will make people have imaginary hallucinations, so that they have an inexplicable liking for the things in front of them."
Chen Meijia suddenly pulled out such a large number of terms.
The reason why Chen Meijia knows this is certainly not because she is more knowledgeable than the other girls in the room - this is the information she looked up online after she broke up with the face-bumping painter Epade.
The reason why Chen Meijia liked Apaid during that time was actually because that Apade had a face like Lu Ziqiao;
In the same way, the reason why Hu Yifei is interested in this Axi side is also because of Zeng Xiaoxian.
"But this Ah Xi has eight-pack abs, and an electric motor buttocks, it's really very manly, well~ it's so heavy with a durian smell."
Wei Xiaoyu complained sharply: "Oh, let's go with Yifei, sisters, what are our activities today?" Do you want to accompany Yifei to the field of Axi? β
"Of course not, watching Zeng Xiaoxian dance hula will drop the san value if you watch too much. Let's go to the spa for the six of us, and I'll teach you how to mix skin care products and essential oils to save Yoyo's face as much as possible. β
Qin Former Senior Beauty Consultant Yu Mo suggested.
"Trojan Horse ~ Sisterhood ~ "
Don Black Pearl Yoyo took a sip on Qin Yumo's face.
Qin Yu: What grade, kiss me in the same place!
Qin Yumo's proposal was very popular with the girls, and it happened that there were six of them, and they took turns to give each other a full body massage in three pairs, perfect!
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The camera returns to the love apartment.
Qin Yu has already purchased it back.
After putting the food and everything in order, Qin Yu suddenly heard the sound of fighting in the 3602 suite next door.
Qin Yu walked over from the balcony suspiciously.
It was Zhang Wei, Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu who were shooting each other with soft bullet guns.
"Didn't you say you wouldn't fight? Why are you playing again? Qin Yu wondered.
"I'm going to fight him to the death!" Guan Gu, who shot at Lu Ziqiao, said magically.
"My true nature is exposed, I'm going to tell my little aunt to go, you like Lilian."
Where is Lilian in Lu Ziqiao's words? Qin Yu was confused.
"I just want to drink preserved egg porridge!"
A group of people each has their own words.
"That's it! Don't fight!! β
Qin Yu was majestic like a king, and this group of rebellious "courtiers" all stopped stupidly after hearing Qin Yu's roar.
Seeing that they all stopped, Qin Yu was about to ask clearly, but as a result, Qin Yu's nose seemed to smell something terrible.
"What does it smell like?"
"It's Lilian's body fragrance, it's her femininity, Brother Qin Yu doesn't allow you to smell it! You've got a heart to bully them! β
Zhang Wei is super brave today!
"Damn! It's gas! You idiots! Also feminine! β
Qin Yu immediately rushed to the kitchen, looked at it, and sure enough, the gas valve was not closed properly.
"Fortunately, it's not very big, otherwise I would have gone to the supermarket to buy for a while, and you would have been wiped out!"
Qin Yu's back was wet, and he was very scared!
If they were really wiped out, Qin Yu couldn't imagine what Tang Youyou and Xinling would do, especially Tang Youyou, who was estimated to be crazy.
In an instant, Zhang Wei and his group also broke out in a cold sweat behind their backs.
"By the way, who was that Lilian in your mouth just now?" Qin Yu asked.
"Ziqiao's nanny, she used the kitchen this morning, and she made preserved egg porridge for me to drink." Guan Gu said magically.
Hearing this, Qin Yu lifted the lid of the pot on the stove, and inside the pot was the preserved egg porridge that Guan Gu said, but on the surface of this porridge was a bunch of bubbles, Qin Yu looked around and found that there was a bag of laundry detergent next to it.
After Guan Gu, an idiot, inhaled a small amount of gas, he couldn't even taste the preserved egg porridge made with laundry detergent.
Next, there is even more unique, Lu Ziqiao's bed sheets, this Lilian is washed with soy sauce;
And the garbage generated by their group of boys playing in 3602 yesterday, this Lillian was all stuffed into the refrigerator - this is the secret of the reason why 3602's living room has a new look.
Qin Yu laughed angrily.
"Lu Ziqiao, you are really a brain-dead, lower-body animal! Find a random sales lady in the supermarket to be a babysitter, you guys were almost killed by this Lillian, do you know! β
Guan Gu and the others were panicked by Qin Yu's scolding.
Sekiya sighed, "This single weekend is so weak that I almost went to see Izanagi!" Lu Ziqiao, it's all your fault! β
"I... I just want to find someone to replace Yoyomika, who knows how far it will be. Lu Ziqiao said stupidly.
"Wake up! Some people can never be replaced! I can't live a single life for a minute now! Guan Gu said irritably.
"But the girls won't be back until tomorrow." Zhang Wei added next to him.
"Otherwise, let's go to Sanya! Right! Go to Sanya! I'm going to see Yoyo now!! "Guan Gu's bull energy has come up again.
And when Qin Yu heard this, his eyes also flickered, the second step of the [pigeon] plan can be executed.
"It's only two hours from the magic capital to Sanya, let's go together! Go surprise them! It's better than moldy here! β
Sekiya encouraged everyone to go together.
"I'm going! I've got allergies, you can't leave me! βZhang Wei.
"Sekiya! As the leader of the Bachelor Weekend, I command you! Take me with you~" - Lu Ziqiao who was crying.
"Then let's leave a note for Mr. Zeng, Mr. Zeng is going to do the show tonight, he can't go, by the way, let him help me take care of the radish and koi."
There is something to be a teacher, nothing to Zeng Xiaoxian.
Qin Yu just arranged everything like this.
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The magic capital flies to Sanya.
Around noon.
Qin Yu and their plane landed.
Then the four of them went straight to the hotel where the girls were.
As a result, as soon as the door opened, Guan Gu Magic, who was originally going to give Tang Youyou a surprise, was frightened by Tang Youyou first.
Although this morning, Qin Yumo helped Tang Youyou do a facial whitening, but I have to say that the foreign product [non-tanning and tanning] is very powerful, and Qin Yumo helped Youyou do the spa, and it became a little whiter.
"Yoyo, why are you burnt? Isn't it raining outside? How do you do it? Sekiya asked.
"In the future, I will definitely remember the three major things to remember when traveling in Hainan, moisture-proof, sun-proof, and anti-Meijia!" Tang Youyou, who was huffing.
Then under the explanation of the girls, Qin Yu and the others learned the ins and outs of Tang Youyou's facial tragedy.
"Hey, why didn't you say a word when you suddenly killed me." Ji Nuolan and the others looked at Qin Yu with great surprise in their eyes.
"We... It's here to check how you were doing on your single weekend and if you did anything out of the ordinary. Lu Ziqiao said with a weak heart.
None of the girls believed his nonsense.
"My dear, I will stay at home in the future and keep in mind three guidelines, fire prevention, theft prevention and Zi Qiao!" Guan Gu complained to Tang Youyou.
Her eldest nephew found a promotion lady to be a nanny, and the gas was not turned off for breakfast, and they were almost wiped out.
After hearing this, the girls were also scared for a while.
The girls immediately pressed Lu Ziqiao on the carpet and beat her hard, Tang Youyou beat her hardest - just imagine, if they were really wiped out, then Tang Youyou would lose her eldest nephew and fiancΓ© all of a sudden, could she not be angry.
After they finished fighting, Qin Yu went to grab Xinling Ji Nuolan and them, and told them that he was fine, he had not been in the apartment before, and he would not be able to destroy him if he wanted to be wiped out.
After Qin Yu was appeased, Xin Ling's pounding heart calmed down.
"Hey, Yifei, why didn't you see her?" Qin Yu looked around and asked.
"Yifei is having fun now, I guess I'm going to see that Axi's hula performance again."
Wei Xiaoyu explained to Qin Yu the existence of Ah Xi, in short, Hu Yifei was obsessed with the dancer version of Zeng Xiaoxian.
"It's really the size of the world, and there are no surprises."
Qin Yu and the others also watched the photos and hula videos taken by Xinling, and sighed with emotion.
"Tonight is the last night of our Singles Weekend, what are your plans?" Tang Youyou was still a little afraid, so she hugged Guan Gu tightly and asked.
"I've already planned it~hiss~ As long as we are together, we must be very hi and ecstatic tonight~hiss~"
was beaten by the girls, and now Lu Ziqiao, who is lying on the carpet and screaming, is not dead to Guan You's single weekend, and he is also a ruthless person.
Seeing that he was so persistent, the big guy was ready to hear what he had to say.
The result is a game of flying chess, where the chess pieces are drinks, and if you lose, you drink.
Guan You and the two are on the one hand, Qin Yu Ji Nuolan on the one hand, Mei Jiazi Qiao Zhang Wei on the one hand, and Xin Ling Yumo and Wei Xiaoyu on the other.
"Six-six-six, I want six!"
Zhang Wei threw the dice with his gauze-wrapped hand.
"Oops, I've been doing it for a long time, and the single night is just playing flying chess." Chen Meijia on the side said depressedly.
"I'm already satisfied, quiet and peaceful, and that's when I feel like I'm having a soft landing."
Guan Gu's words have a feeling of going through vicissitudes.
And tonight, Qin Yu's luck is very bad, and if he loses, he will be punished for drinking, and his teammates will be punished for drinking, so Ji Nuolan now has a sense of drunkenness.
Ji Nuolan leaned on Qin Yu's arm, looking cute - Ji Nuolan never doubted why Qin Yu's luck was bad tonight, and she didn't hesitate to drink the wine handed over by Qin Yu.
This is part of the second step of the [pigeon] plan.
The time came to half past ten in the evening.
A group of people suddenly talked about the topic of giving engagement gifts to Mr. and Mrs. Sekiya.
Lu Ziqiao directly sent a bottle of shower gel to Guan Gu and his wife, saying that they would wash away the lead, which was beautiful;
Zhang Wei gave two rare misprinted coins to Guan Gu and his wife, which meant that the obverse was misprinted on the reverse side and the reverse side was misprinted on the obverse;
Their gifts are unreliable, or Qin Yu's gifts are more reliable, Xinling gave them a camera to record their good life; And then the others sent perfumes, skin care products, and so on.
After everyone finished giving the gifts, Lu Ziqiao looked at Chen Meijia: "Ha~ We have all sent it, what about someone's mind?" β
Chen Meijia said embarrassedly: "Yoyo, Guan Gu, I really don't seem to have prepared anything." β
"You have already given my little aunt a beautiful black skin~"
If the wind is cool, it will come as soon as you open your mouth.
"I know that even if I send anything now, I can't make up for the damage done to you, so I thought it would be better to give you the power to slap Joe!"
Just do it!
Chen Meijia immediately remotely connected to the notary Lu Zhanbo, and Lu Zhanbo also agreed to the act of transferring the slap
Ten strokes of the divine palm, Chen Meijia has already knocked out five - the first one was played when Lu Zhanbo successfully confessed to Lin Wanyu in the first season;
the second is played when Chen Meijia returns to the love apartment in the third season;
the third is that Chen Meijia and Lu Ziqiao were locked on the balcony, and then Lu Ziqiao, the kid, beat her when he looked at her chest;
the fourth is played by Lu Ziqiao after experiencing the plot of Inception;
The fifth is that they teased Zhang Wei, and then they were tricked by Zhang Wei, causing Lu Ziqiao to throw Chen Meijia's mobile phone into the wine, and then Chen Meijia also slapped Lu Ziqiao with a palm.
Knock out five, and there are five left.
"I wish you a life like these slaps in the face after receiving your certificate, like a bamboo, and a happy hearty!"
"It's rare for Meijia to say such a literary greeting, we can't live up to Meijia's heart! Let's divide these five slaps and shoot them all before 12 o'clock at midnight! β
Except for Lu Ziqiao, the smiles of the others gradually became perverted.
"Calm down, you guys! This thing is worthless, it's really useless for you to ask for it! "Lu Ziqiao is still struggling.
"That's right! Whether it's useful or not, you have to try it to know! Which of you will smoke it first and test the feel! Chen Meijia continued.
"Ah!!h
Just when everyone else was still reserved, Ji Nuolan slapped Lu Ziqiao directly in the face - Ji Nuolan actually wanted to smoke Lu Ziqiao for a long time, if he hadn't stabbed her divorce from Qin Yu to the entertainment newspaper, it wouldn't have accelerated the progress of her divorce with Qin Yu, and if she hadn't divorced so soon, maybe her marriage with Qin Yu would have turned around.
"Cool~"
The drunken Ji Nuolan grinned.
The others saw that Ji Nuolan had set an example for them, so their gaze at Lu Ziqiao gradually became dangerous.
Lu Ziqiao was directly scared away.
A crowd of people poured out.
But Qin Yu stopped Qin Yumo, and Qin Yu asked Yumo to join him and send Ji Nuolan back to his room to sleep.
Ji Nuolan was already drunk.
Qin Yumo didn't suspect anything.
After helping Ji Nuolan change her clothes and cover the quilt, Qin Yumo was about to go out to participate in the beating game, but Qin Yu stopped her again.
In the corridor of the hotel, Qin Yu asked Yumo to come over, and he explained the second step of the [pigeon] plan.
After Qin Yumo listened to Qin Yu's plan, his face turned crimson.
"Are you sure she's really coming?"
"My senior sister, I understand."
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Just when Shuangqin was discussing things, Lu Ziqiao, who was panicking in order to avoid everyone, came straight to Qin Yu and them.
And then...... Then Lu Ziqiao was happy to give two slaps.
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On the eve of twelve o'clock in the night.
"You're going too far!! Even Director Ji's slap doesn't count! That's only five slaps, but how many of you are there! Eight! Eight! You guys are going too far! β
Lu Ziqiao, whose face was red and swollen, was simply crying without tears.
Guan Gu and his wife, Chen Meijia, Zhang Wei, Qin Yu, Qin Yumo, Xinling, Wei Xiaoyu, eight people, eight slaps, which means that everyone slapped Lu Ziqiao three more times.
Lu Ziqiao was also knocked unconscious just now, and when he was all beaten, he reacted and received three more palms.
"So what do you want? Just now we didn't exchange information, and we didn't know that others had beaten you, and you didn't say it yourself. Is it possible, do you want to fight back? β
Chen Meijia directly began to play hooligan.
Of the eight people present, five of them were girls, how dare Lu Ziqiao do it; And Guan Gu is magical and his future brother-in-law; Not to mention Qin Yu, Lu Ziqiao didn't dare to beat Qin Yu if he beat anyone.
So......
"Zhang Cannon! Don't run! See if I don't slap your face! β
Zhang Wei finally carried everything for Qin Yu and them alone.
Looking at Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei laughing and walking away, a group of people laughed.
Chen Meijia was also laughing, but her eyes were full of sadness.
The Divine Palm is really finished.
The last bit of connection between her and him was finally broken.
In fact, life is like counting, and Chen Meijia in the past will never be able to count how many of the Divine Palms have not been defeated, and she always felt that the Divine Palms of the Divine Palms will never be finished - but in fact, that is just a reason why Chen Meijia doesn't want to count, doesn't want to finish, and doesn't want her to have no reason to meet him at all.
But now, Chen Meijia has counted them all, and the ten Divine Palms have been completed.
Chen Meijia is already thirty years old, she is tired, she waited until the salt soda was sold out and did not wait for Lu Ziqiao to turn back.
The memories of youth generated in the 3602 suite will eventually be buried in 3602 - the past is all fake, and memories are a road of no return.
Now, Chen Meijia finally understands this sentence, she doesn't really love Lu Ziqiao, it's just because Lu Ziqiao has stumped her too much youth, and he has a place in her memory, and then she thinks it's love.
That's not love, it's just an endless and hopeless wait.
At that moment, Lu Ziqiao, who was laughing with Zhang Wei, would not know that the confused Chen Meijia was gone.
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Twelve o'clock in the night.
Xinling and Wei Xiaoyu's room.
"Why are you going to sleep so late and not sleeping?"
Sister Xinling, who was already very tired, asked where Wei Xiaoyu, who was wearing a black silk nightdress, was going.
"What do you say? Little sister. Wei Xiaoyu smiled.
ββ¦β¦ You're not tired. β
It turned out that Wei Xiaoyu was going to Qin Yu's room.
"You're not tired, why don't you go together?"
"Stinky and shameless!"
A pillow smashed towards Wei Xiaoyu.
Wei Xiaoyu giggled, stepped on high heels and went towards Qin Yu's room, while Xin Ling behind her blushed, because she didn't know if Wei Xiaoyu was a joke or sincere-Wei Xiaoyu had a history of cheerleading.
But no matter what, it's impossible for the conservative sister to accept a threesome.
Qin Yu booked a double bed room alone.
The door of Qin Yu's room was not locked, and as soon as Wei Xiaoyu twisted the handle, the door opened.
But the look on Qin Yu's face in the room was a little wrong, a little stunned, a little surprised.
She was dressed so sassy and so prodigal, Qin Gou didn't pounce on her immediately, and the senior sister was keenly aware that something was wrong.
In the room, there are floor-to-ceiling windows on one side, Simmons bed in the middle, and wardrobe on this side.
"Was there someone in your room just now?"
"Nobody. What do you think. β
Make matters worse by attempting a coverup.
The senior sister began to search in the room, and under the curtains and under the bed, the senior sister looked around.
In the end, the senior sister opened the wardrobe, and in the wardrobe, Qin Yumo, the big-breasted royal sister, had nowhere to hide.
Qin Yumo looked at Wei Xiaoyu pitifully.
At the first glance of Qin Yumo, Wei Xiaoyu connected all the previous clues - about two years ago, the "oh" on Qin Yu's car music station was replaced by "Love Flight Diary", which is Qin Yumo's favorite song; During the Labor Day signing meeting, Yumo rushed to help Qin Yu massage his wrist......
Wei Xiaoyu should have thought that Qin Yu had an affair with Yumo.
But looking at this woman hiding in the closet, Wei Xiaoyu was not angry, because Yumo's pitiful appearance made Wei Xiaoyu think of the past.
That was when Wei Xiaoyu was competing with Xinling, at that time, Wei Xiaoyu was also like Qin Yumo, when Xinling came to find Qin Yu, she had to hide in the closet.
They were all just women in Qin Yu's closet.
[My senpai, I understand.] ]
Qin Yu counted the personalities of all of them.
Wei Xiaoyu stretched out her hand, stroked Qin Yumo's face, and patted it, and finally she hooked Yumo's chin: "It's not strange to have such a gorgeous and dignified face." β
Qin Yumo, who looks dignified and magnificent, has a plump and beautiful figure, and is eaten by both men and women.
"Sister~" Qin Yumo shouted tentatively.
This sentence has two meanings, if Wei Xiaoyu responds, it means that Wei Xiaoyu accepts her; At the same time, this is also the meaning of Qin Yumo's willingness to bow down and be small, she will not be a threat to Wei Xiaoyu.
"Good sister, what are you doing hiding in the closet, come out quickly." Wei Xiaoyu took Qin Yumo's hand and walked out.
The smile on Wei Xiaoyu's face became more and more arbitrary, like an unscrupulous wild rose.
I used to think that I was the one at the bottom, but I didn't expect that there was a sister under me, Wei Xiaoyu didn't feel that there was anything that couldn't accept Qin Yumo - Wei Xiaoyu's father had several women, and Wei Xiaoyu had been exposed to it since he was a child; Again, anyway, she Wei Xiaoyu is not the main palace, why should she be the first bird?
Wei Xiaoyu pressed Qin Yumo down on the bed......
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It's four o'clock in the morning, and it's the dead of night.
Qin Yumo wrapped her clothes tightly and returned to her and Ji Nuolan's room.
Recalling the absurdity of the four hours just now, Qin Yumo's legs were weak, she leaned against the door and panted, and there was Wei Xiaoyu's lipstick mark on her face.
It's ridiculous, but it also means that the progress bar of the [pigeon] project is 2/3 higher.
It's just Ji Nuolan.
Outside the window, the torrential rain stopped, and the moon peeked out from behind the dark clouds.
Under the moonlight, the sleeping Ji Nuolan was as beautiful as a goddess statue carefully carved by a master.
Qin Yumo stumbled to the side of Ji Nuolan's bed, and she carefully caressed Ji Nuolan's face just like Wei Xiaoyu caressed her face just now.
She is so holy, so pure...... Qin Yumo's hand suddenly retracted as if it had been pricked by a needle.
Countless resentment suddenly appeared in Qin Yumo's eyes, Ji Nuolan, why is she so high, why is she worthy of Qin Yu's treasure, but she, Qin Yumo, was ...... by Qin Yu and Wei Xiaoyu
Although Yu Mo had expected this, Ji Nuolan's holy light still stung Qin Yumo's eyes.
"Why don't you die?"
Qin Yumo held back tears and caressed Ji Nuolan's cheek.
Xinling and Wei Xiaoyu have already accepted her, and only Ji Nuolan is left.
If it weren't for Ji Nuolan, if it weren't for this elegant and noble woman who still occupied Qin Yu's heart, then she Qin Yumo would be able to accompany Qin Yu openly now.
The sleeping Ji Nuolan Xu had a nightmare, because there was also a crystal tear in the corner of her eye.
(End of chapter)