Chapter Thirty-Eight: Shocking Plagiarism
This vulgar, shirtless guy who looks like an outlaw really thinks he is a literati?
Everyone present tried their best to remain reserved, and many of them even hid their mouths and snickered. But so many people laughed together, and the laughter was naturally not small, almost as good as the movement of the vegetable market when it opened.
Not to mention literary cells, this big back doesn't even have the minimum aristocratic etiquette. If he walked the same path as his dancing just now, then it would be a lot of fun.
The dance is not easy to describe after the fact, but the poetry and song are easy to pass on by word of mouth. As soon as the big back head opened his mouth, he would become the focus of ridicule after tea money and dinner the next day, and he would almost have to run.
What will this guy be treated for? It's impossible to move a slut, and the slut is his destination.
Even Stern knew the anecdote of Captain Cao's hot dance just now under Heinsohn's whisper, and his old face was suddenly indescribably weird. Captain Cao wants to embarrass himself, and Stern is naturally happy to wait and see what happens. The flesh and skin that had been clumsed before were also squeezed together by Stern, and it was indescribably narrow.
&nbs&{3.w}.p; The writers present all had conceited smiles on their faces, undisguised sarcasm, looking at this sesame-sized security captain, they were all waiting for this guy who had drunk so much that he forgot how high the sky was and how thick it was.
Captain Cao hasn't drunk the fragments yet, and his consciousness is still relatively clear.
The big words just now were thrown out, and Captain Cao would not lose his face. Under the gaze of everyone, Captain Cao pondered hard, and the appearance of his sad face was also eye-opening, which was obviously a manifestation of the poor skills of the donkey.
Captain Cao held back for a long time, but he felt that there were too many classic things, and even plagiarism had to go through layers of screening. If you want to convince these bastards, then Captain Cao can't follow their path of a small farmer, otherwise it won't be convincing.
Under the feeling of trying his best to grasp that kind of poet. Captain Cao's expression became more and more unforgettable. A vulgar guy tries hard to squeeze out the elegant atmosphere of a literati...... The result is like making people feel like he has hemorrhoids, but it is also a difficult appearance when something rough and hard is about to come out of his shell.
Finally, Captain Cao squeezed out a fart, and his cheeks stretched.
"Keep your mouth shut, the official is going to pretend to be forced!" Captain Cao poured yellow soup and staggered to the window.
Leonardo really wanted to hold him, this product is like a literati and ink writer who writes poetry, and if you look at it horizontally and vertically, you can see that this product is a good material for jumping and scolding the street. But Captain Cao clapped his hand and showed a slightly calm smile.
"The country is picturesque, and there are many heroes at one time. Today, let everyone present taste what a heroic work is!" Captain Cao laughed. Wild at its best.
"Imperial scenery, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow.
Looking inside and outside the imperial city, only the remnants are reckless, and the big river is up and down, and it is suddenly surging.
Mountain dance silver snake, the original Chi wax elephant, want to be higher than the heavenly public test.
It must be a sunny day, and look at the red dress, which is extraordinarily enchanting. โ
The song of a song familiar to the sons and daughters of China flowed sonorously from the mouth of Captain Cao. From the first sentence, the faces of everyone present had already become thoughtful.
It's a rhyme they've never heard before, but it's already laid out the scenery at the moment.
The second sentence that follows directly gives people an extremely shocking visual picture. Even the faces of Stern and Heinsohn changed, not to mention the others.
This is really not bragging, his unique and very rhyming verses are not on the same level as the vision of previous literati and ink writers. Everyone sees this situation and this scene, and thinks of the palace. In the midst of the crowd. And this guy saw inside and outside the imperial city, up and down the river, as if he was at the top of the peak and looked at the entire Beamon Empire.
The wildness of the third sentence is even more moving. Even if the eyesight is not as far as a thousand miles, the scenery above and below the thousands of mountains is also vividly on the page. He wasn't comparing himself to any of the literary masters present, he was competing with the sky.
Both Leonardo and the Imperial Shuangbi only felt that their eyes lit up, and Captain Cao suddenly turned from vulgarity to another extreme gorgeousness, making them feel that the rough back suddenly became unfamiliar.
The fourth sentence is to make people feel the vigorous vitality and moving beauty of the imperial mountains and rivers after the east wind is warm and cold. With the figure of pouring fine wine, it simply complements each other.
His Majesty Pedro, Prince Raul, and Archduke Klose, including a group of magnates who were already applauding without hesitation, shocked them by Captain Cao at this moment.
It turns out that this guy is not playing the clown for grandstanding this time, and he deserves the praise of those present.
And in the next moment, this shock not only did not stop, but it was even worse than just now! Captain Cao, who was spilled with wine all over his chest, raised his arms and shouted even more wildly:
"There are so many delicate rivers and mountains, leading countless heroes to bend their waists!
It is a pity for the north and the south of the ink, and it is slightly lost in literature.
Eastern poems and Western words, slightly inferior.
A generation of Tianjiao, Leonardo, only tastes good wine and spends the night.
The past, the number of romantic figures, but also look at the present. โ
There was another burst of wild laughter, a burst of laughter that could be called crazy, and the wildness of Captain Cao was revealed at this moment. If Shang Rong is depicting the scenery of a snow-stained and frosty day, Xia Rong is borrowing the scenery to express lyricism.
What arrogant and domineering words! This is the only feeling of all those present at this moment. There is no need to go into detail, and there are countless heroes who have bent their waists for it throughout the ages, far from these heroes present today.
"Who's the girl in Jiangshan?" asked poor Barkley, a self-proclaimed literary young man, without any sense of substitution.
"I don't know, it should be a girl from the Snik Snake Clan. Doesn't the boss often say that the golden gun doesn't fight the waist of the water snake?Who else can make countless heroes bend their waists?" Iverson snorted at Monica, who was fascinated.
Fortunately, the whispers of the five scum were completely ignored at this moment, otherwise they would definitely lead to death.
The people present were from all over the world, and at this moment they were all compared to the wild man in front of the window. Slightly inferior to literary brilliance, slightly inferior, that is a very modest statement.
Since ancient times, there has been no first place in literature, and people who claim to be literati hardly feel that they will be inferior to others. And at this moment, the literati present had to admit that they were indeed forced down.
Leonardo, on the other hand, was stunned. This pure-blooded nobleman was suddenly named by Captain Cao, and it was obviously a bit unexpected. It is his retreat today that makes this wild man specialize in beauty. Even if he has the name of Tianjiao, it is slightly gloomy at the moment.
It is nothing more than a reminder to everyone that every time they think about this situation, they should only have in their hearts the crazy people who are drinking and singing madly tonight!
This doesn't even need to be reminded, who else can forget that arrogant and arrogant back?
This time, it was everyone's applause. Leonardo expressed his undisguised admiration for the first time, and his drive made all the writers who were ashamed in their hearts have to pay respect.
No matter how you look at it, this is a masterpiece that can be sung through the ages. It is not necessary to have a solid cultural background. Without a wild mind and pride to the point of conceit, there is no such heroic swan song at all!
Captain Cao thanked the great man for taking care of him in his heart, otherwise he wouldn't be able to earn face today, and he would have to be treated as a fool by these guys.
With the stunning appearance of the masterpiece in another world, it undoubtedly drew the most desired rest for this farce. Of course, the shocked expressions of the people present also made the vanity in Captain Cao's heart unstoppable.
With a flick of his eyes, he turned the Imperial Twin Towers not far away, and Captain Cao's satisfaction suddenly reached a climax.
Monica's eyes that are still a little unrelenting are undoubtedly the greatest affirmation for Captain Cao. Even Jessica, who likes to disagree with Captain Cao, is full of turbulence at the moment. Under the eyes of the silver fox beauty, there was a slight reverence flashing.
Captain Cao, who relied on plagiarism to win a full house, was in a fog for a while, knowing that there was a true meaning in this, but when he wanted to argue, he forgot to speak.
No one would have imagined that the hero's dinner party would end under such circumstances. A banquet killer who disrupted the dining and danced the crowd finally summed up his evil deeds in this amazing way.
Whether the banquet was successful or not, at least the night was enough to be unforgettable for everyone involved.
Not only did Leonardo not be able to tell the true face of this madman, but other people also found it difficult to get a glimpse of the true face of Captain Cao.
His Majesty Pedro sincerely praised the magnanimity of a king. If it weren't for his discernment, this scene would not have been staged today. If you want to say that Captain Cao is the starring role, then he is the investor behind the scenes. Captain Cao's cousin Xiร n did not disappoint him. even gave him a great impact, this is a talent worthy of being looked at differently.
Captain Cao's conduct can be called the first person in the wild and unrestrained school, but the fact that he is a literati also makes people understand what it means to have a tiger in their hearts and smell roses.
Even if it is as difficult to control as a wild horse, it is inevitable that people will appreciate it.
Pedro is one such person, he didn't want to control it from the beginning. Instead, provide him with a vast field and watch him gallop from the side.
Those who are familiar with Pedro can already feel his feelings for this security captain, even if the Rhine people want to strangle this little person, Pedro will take good care of him. How jealous the Rhine is, how much the Tiger led by His Majesty the King has to look forward to and protect.
The biggest gap was the Rhine magnates led by Stern, whose expected goal was lost by this bastard, and this final improvisation undoubtedly slapped them hard. Compared to the high-spirited Tigers, they are like clowns who have been fooled tonight.
"We'll have a lot of opportunities to meet. Leonardo nodded to Captain Cao after the dinner, and turned away with a dashing and somewhat complicated Jessica.
This is undoubtedly a direct complaint to Captain Cao: "You have entered my eyes." โ
His Majesty Stern also strangely invited Captain Cao to take two steps together in private after the dinner, and Captain Cao readily agreed. There was no discord between the two, and Captain Cao even supported the thin old man who seemed to be weak.
The two of them walked far ahead, keeping a distance from the many priests behind them with complicated faces.
"Don't think that having a life vow will keep you safe. Even with Pedro's support, you're just a bedbug, and I can have 10,000 ways to pinch you to death. Stern said with a gloomy face.
When no one else was present, his hateful true face once again bloomed in front of Captain Cao.
Stern's eyes were colder than the wind whistling around him, and he paused, and then said with a mocking face: "You want to play with me, unless you can really reach Leonardo's Cheng dรน." โ
The old man's words were full of contempt, which was quite similar to the reminder that Pedro gave to Captain Cao. But will Captain Cao take Stern seriously? Captain Cao grinned, and with just one sentence, he completely lost his demeanor to the crown who thought he was chic, and he almost didn't catch it in one breath.
"Oh my mother. Captain Cao hugged the bear fiercely and said with a kind smile.
Captain Cao's hands were not light, and he almost didn't knead Stern's old bones.
Under the surprised and inexplicable gaze of the group of attendant priests behind him, Captain Cao didn't even bother to accompany Stern to finish the rest of the road, beckoning the five tiger generals to sing a jaw-dropping song and go away against the north wind.
The sneer at the moment of leaving was something that Captain Cao didn't say directly, and he couldn't even tell that Captain Cao was a big man in the pretending world, and he was still pretending to be forced in front of him, and it seemed a little ridiculous under Stern's crown...... (To be continued......)