Chapter Thirty-Seven: Tongue War
Captain Cao doesn't have a big career like Leonardo, this kind of business that relies on his face to eat, Captain Cao definitely has only one thought, and he can't ask for it.
However, Leonardo's attitude towards Captain Cao made Captain Cao a little unexpected. The progress of the personal relationship between the two seems to be unusually smooth, whether it is the relationship between proletarian comrades, or whether he is moved by his handsome and compelling appearance, Captain Cao can only guess in his heart.
The arrival of Monica and Jessica, the imperial duo, forced the two highly conscious proletarian comrades to interrupt the momentum of exchanging heartfelt feelings. As the finale, many celebrities and foreign friends of the empire have temporarily forgotten the previous big drama and devoted themselves to the elegant part of enjoying the snow.
Jessica affectionately held Monica's arm and snuggled up in the arms of her big sister like a caring sister. This made Captain Cao envious, if he could be replaced in battle, such a distance would be even a minute, and the oil he could get would be enough for him to enjoy for a lifetime.
"You're here! long time no see. Leonardo stared at Monica fixedly, a perfect handsome face with a different fluctuation than before. It's just a few words, but it makes Captain Cao discover.
Fuck! The legendary hero of the empire also wants to be the most glamorous minister under the skirt of this empire! Captain Cao, who has a rather vicious eye, discovered such a shocking gossip for the first time.
It seems that there is no hero in this world who can pass the beauty pass, and Leonardo, a hero who does not seem to eat fireworks in the world, is almost the most straightforward explanation at this moment.
It's really the same as myself. He is a good man who knows how to be amorous! The shameless Captain Cao commented on this, and he also felt that the handsome guy with the silver fox was becoming more and more comradely.
"Long time no see. Monica saluted.
She responded politely with the courtesy of the lower priest to the high priest. Leonardo's title as an eighth-order theocratic priest. It is a storage zĂ i that belongs to the top of the pyramid of the temple. In terms of attainments alone, even Stern had to meet and salute.
This surprised Captain Cao for a while, because the widow's cousin was too polite. The charm of the legendary hero, who is suitable for all ages and kills everyone, did not make her fall in love directly, and it seems that this pretty widow is not in vain.
Jessica stared at Captain Cao, whose face was uncertain, with a complicated expression, and she didn't know what she was thinking.
"Your Majesty and Your Majesty saw that your lordship was not interested, so they specially asked me to come over and invite me. Say yes without your involvement. The night will be a lot darker. Monica was smiling, but she had a businesslike face.
"Do you think so, too? Can you please not call me sir? You know my name. And it has been known for a long time. Leonardo said with a bit of amusement, and his words were more straightforward than ever.
Obviously, his mind is not more on admiring the snow, but on the pretty widow in front of him, who is close at hand but far away from the end of the world. Captain Cao became more and more gossipy, and Jessica seemed to be familiar with the relationship between the two.
Thousands of miles of snow even though there are all kinds of styles. How can it be compared with the first beauty of the empire, which charms all living beings?
Captain Cao has such thoughts, let alone Leonardo. Monica, who wore the priestly robes of the altar, was undoubtedly very different from her profligate posture in Lan Guifang.
But now this kind of holiness accompanied by a bewitching image is even more irresistible, as tempting as Captain Cao imagined to conquer. To be able to win such a beautiful woman to smile, even if it is a sea of swords, it is worth it.
"It doesn't matter if you don't want to, anyway, I didn't ruin their interest. Monica really didn't give Leonardo any face, although it was still the charming smile that turned everyone upside down, but the alienation in her tone was even heard by Captain Cao.
Monica turned and walked away, and the Flower of the Empire shrugged helplessly at her brother.
"Go ahead. You're talented. Why don't you show your hands and let those fools see for a long time?" Captain Cao encouraged, as if he hadn't seen the embarrassing scene just now.
After listening to the singing of the Southern Expeditionary Heroes, Captain Cao can be regarded as a little admired for the talent of this handsome silver fox guy. I really want to see it.
"Alas, there are thousands of thoughts, how can you have the heart to watch the wind and admire the moon. Leonardo looked lonely, and he was afraid that returning home on the battlefield would not make him show such a demeanor.
"Let's go, I'm afraid of you. I don't need you to open your mouth this time, I'll give you another face, so that you can see your buddy's ability. Captain Cao couldn't help but say. Rudely pulled Leonardo and left.
Leonardo smiled wryly, this big back is really not an ordinary alternative. The lustful face of many noble ladies and ladies in the empire. The lascivious dancing that doesn't care about the limelight, and the foolish collision that disdains Stern......
Which side is the real one? Now the thing says that he will also recite poetry, which is too unbelievable. No matter how active Leonardo's mind is, it can't keep up with his pace.
Even if Captain Cao drinks extremely well, after drinking such a meal, the strength of the wine is also a little brainy.
Everyone knows that people who are drunk and have a brain can't use common sense to judge their behavior. I had already heard the boasting and flattery of those literati and writers to each other, and of course Captain Cao disagreed. He dragged Leonardo brutally, and he came over in a flash, ready to show off.
Celebrities from all walks of life welcomed it very much, of course, for Leonardo, not Captain Cao. It's just that Leonardo didn't understand the amorous feelings, and modestly said that he was just here to observe and learn.
If it weren't for Captain Cao's pull, I'm afraid he would have already left.
Everyone expressed regret, and even Stern looked sad. Leonardo's literary attainments were as high as his priestly attainments, and he was a well-known literary master and famous poet of the empire.
Such a good day, without Leonardo's participation, seems to be a bit of a fly in the ointment. Or Pedro is smart, inviting everyone to throw bricks and lead the way. claims that if everyone arouses Leonardo's interest, he is not afraid that Leonardo's handsome guy will not improvise.
The crowd agreed. The poets and writers of mankind were quite conceited, and they began to read small poems one by one. A little song was sung. It's just that their style of approximating vernacular is a little unacceptable to Captain Cao, which is also worthy of being called a poet and a writer?
Captain Cao, who was in a good mood, had a strong desire to pretend to be forced, and now on an occasion like this, it seems that as long as he can moan a few words of "snow, snow, white" or something, he can barely be regarded as a poet.
His talent weighs a few pounds, and Captain Cao has not weighed it, but if he really wants to develop it, Captain Cao feels that the lower limit can at least hook up with a few literary young women.
Following Prince Raul's. Heinze, who was also known as the pride of the empire with him, also came to a song in the cheers of everyone, and the talent display of the two rising stars of the empire attracted unanimous praise from everyone.
"It's called poetry, it's just a piece of shit. You're going to get on it quickly! You have to hold back two sentences! Let these grandsons gain knowledge. An untimely voice sounded, and Captain Cao, who was drunk, still didn't give up on egging Leonardo.
He was instigating that, yes, it was a little louder, enough for everyone who had just finished applauding to hear it clearly. Time again came after Heinze's emotional performance. The implication is also clear at a glance.
Leonardo really regretted that he had invited this bastard to a night party, and this feeling was the third time. Feeling all kinds of wonderful eyes floating around him, Leonardo found himself inadvertently dragged into the water by Captain Cao and became the target of everyone. Captain Cao didn't cover up after drinking, he didn't count if he went crazy, he had to drag his back.
"Where do people who have no literary accomplishment know what art is, and they don't need to be like this kind of market villain. Heinsohn was uncharacteristically angry, and said to his angry son.
Captain Cao's entire second half of his life is obviously impossible for Grand Duke Lionheart to like. The banditry style of the public security brigade is in the front, and the major affairs that have damaged the Rhine are in the back. Now in front of so many celebrities and powerful people present, Heinze's undisguised ridicule. Every holiday made Heinsohn want to skin him.
This time, even His Majesty Pedro couldn't help frowning, this guy is simply an out-and-out banquet killer!
The dinner party was messed up, the dance party was messed up. Now I don't even want to enjoy the snow. His sinister index is outrageous, and if it weren't for the previous achievements of this thing, Pedro would probably kick him out of the window.
"As a nobleman, it is certainly impossible to bite back if you are bitten by a dog. Hine said hatefully.
"Don't hold your asshole in front of Lao Tzu and show off Sven, one by one only knows what to spend before the moon and the beautiful scenery. Mix for a lifetime. It's just a frog at the bottom of a well with a narrow vision. As a poet, I am ashamed of myself for being with you at this moment. "It's unfortunate. Captain Cao is the kind of person who will definitely bite back if he is bitten by a dog.
Hearing the harmony between the father and son, Captain Cao also said in a weird way. Anyone can see that this guy is even more vulgar than just now after drinking high.
The two empires frowned in unison, looking at Leonardo, who was being pulled hard by this goods, and the two of them also had sympathy.
"You're a poet too? I've never heard of such a poet in the Empire. A human writer also stood up to speak, and from his position it was clear that he had a good personal relationship with Grand Duke Lionheart.
"As the saying goes, knowing people knows faces but not hearts, if my poet-like heart is so easy to be seen through, doesn't it mean that I am just a layman, selling my reputation and fame. "Even if Captain Cao drinks high, he will not discount his ability to beat around the bush and scold people.
Raul winked at the Five Tiger Admirals and motioned for them to drag their drunken boss back, answering Raul with five back of the head. Five Losers Titus likes this kind of good show, how can he interrupt the boss's improvisation.
"But a drunken and unscrupulous savage, you don't need to be like him. His Majesty Stern also spoke, and his face was tormented, as if he regretted that he had personally baptized such a person.
"Some people can only fart out after holding it for a long time, and if they are unlucky, they smell it, and they will endure it and it will pass. Captain Cao put his arms around Leonardo and whispered for a while, but it was still so loud, and His Majesty the King's finger sang scolded Huai was also sold by this goods.
In the past, there was Zhuge Kongming's tongue battle group of Confucianism, and now there is my Captain Cao's tongue battle group, happy! Captain Cao looked at a group of guys who didn't like him and couldn't like his eyes in a drunken daze, and he was intoxicated for a while.
"If you really want to have that ability, don't make a fuss, but how about a paragraph for all the adults present to taste and taste? If we miss a 'great poet' today, won't we regret it for the rest of our lives?" Heinze sneered, obviously saying the opposite.
"As you wish! There is more than one side of a man, and today I will show you my elegant side. Captain Cao nodded logically and agreed.
Captain Cao pulled down the wine bag, and it was another binge drink! (To be continued)