"Nest at home on Saturdays and Sundays! I still have to worry about your study abroad! You're not in a hurry and you know how to play the computer every day! Go out and don't nest at home! Buy some eggs when you come back! And a shrimp or two! Don't buy too much! ”

Auntie's roar was deafening, Lu Mingfei turned off the computer, he sat at the table and stared blankly at the laptop in front of him, the laptop screen was black, and Lu Mingfei's own face could barely be reflected, a chicken nest with messy hair, and a decrepit cub with drooping eyelids.

With no stubble and no scars on his face, the thirty-year-old uncle returned to the eighteen-year-old Qingxiu.

Bang!

The door was already open, and the aunt's big hand smashed on it, and Lu Mingfei turned around when he heard the voice.

What the aunt wanted to say, she opened her mouth wide like a hippopotamus fresh logo, and it was not difficult to imagine that the next thing was "Are the wings hard!" "I'm deaf and don't even listen to me!" Or, "You're not happy to say a couple of words to you?" Questions like that.

But the aunt didn't say anything.

Lu Mingfei's looking back scared her.

Just now, her nephew was like a frightened lion, and he looked back angrily at the hunter who dared to shoot at it, and an inexplicable sense of fear enveloped her, so she didn't dare to shoot a single bullet in the gun.

"What's wrong? Uncomfortable? I told you not to stare at the computer every day, you will have a headache, if you feel uncomfortable, go into the bed and lie down for a while, you see what your eyes look like red......"

Although she is not a real hunter, her aunt is still an aunt after all, she took care of herself and found a step back to the living room to watch TV, and while watching TV, she was still complaining, Lu Mingfei didn't know what she was complaining about.

Lu Mingfei scratched his head, looking for his past in the depths of his memory.

Oh, he was a decrepit cub when he was eighteen.

But this doesn't need to be reminded in memory, Lu Mingfei has always been a declining cub, whether it is Lu Mingfei who has low self-esteem at the age of eighteen who stayed at his aunt's house, or Lu Mingfei who is carrying a Hanyang-made box cannon to kill the enemy, he is always a declining cub.

As my aunt said, you can't escape the palm of my hand if you fly into the sky.

Zhu Bajie is also Zhu Bajie again, at most it sounds good to become a messenger of the pure altar, and he will never become a grandson monkey who is loved by everyone.

Walking to the door of the bedroom and looking at the aunt who had been absent for a long time, Lu Mingfei blinked and confirmed that there was indeed a person sitting on the sofa.

"Eggs and a shrimp or two, what else?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"Express point, see if there is any letter! If it's either the letter or my courier arrives to get it back for me, hurry up and don't be out in the field! Don't buy eggs if they go up to five dollars! ”

Auntie's tone, which had been soft before, was stiffened again.

Let yourself go out for a walk, and let yourself come back early. She actually just wants to buy eggs for herself, right?

Obviously, the aunt can order herself to go out and sell eggs, but she has to continue to scold her in the name of buying eggs, can this show the majesty of the head of the family?

Lu Mingfei agreed, and went out with his slippers.

The sunlight outside the window broke into the aisle through the treetops, and Lu Mingfei grabbed a leaf from the branch that leaned into the aisle and threw it into his mouth, a mouthful of fragrance and bitterness.

Lu Mingfei babbled for a long time, and picked the plastic slippers on his feet with his thumb, it had just entered summer, and his feet were a little cold in slippers, but he didn't want to go back to change his shoes.

Although it has been a long time since he left, he knows that it is not his house, this is his uncle and aunt's house, if he lets his aunt know that she opened the door for Lu Mingfei because of changing shoes, then his aunt will be unhappy, he doesn't want to make others unhappy.

"How about two trips today?"

"There was a car that broke down on the road before, and I just arrived today..."

The owner of the express supermarket and the unloading courier brother chatted while busy.

Lu Mingfei squatted on the side of the road, licking an ice cream, and the melted chocolate paste on his lips made him look a little funny.

He looked at the delivery boy's electric tricycle.

The car has a big LOGO of "Everywhere", and there are also advertisements and QR codes for recruitment.

He looked up at the sky.

Lu Mingfei felt a little numb, he was a naturally pessimistic person, a surrender doctrine, put in the past, no, now it will be made into a shining street lamp pendant

In the alien group, he is known for his strict rules and not going beyond the thunder pool, and the people in the rivers and lakes give him the nickname "man in the suit".

He is no longer the one who will fantasize "A helicopter fell from the sky, and a group of men in black and sunglasses walked in a cold voice like a Fo Bole agent and said in a calm voice, Mr. Lu Mingfei, the organization is calling you.

So Lu Mingfei hugged the beautiful girl in the evening dress and boarded the rotor roaring helicopter and soared into the sky, and the beautiful girl in the evening dress would pull out a pistol from under the skirt and hand it to herself.

Behind him, a group of stupid friends could only look up at his back with shocked and speechless eyes."

He had already experienced this, and although the helicopter Fo Bole and the evening dress girl were replaced by bicycle box guns and braided girls, the force of the outfit was not left behind.

More often than not, Lu Mingfei always fantasizes about the day when the wind is blowing outside, the rain is pouring, the doors and windows of the house are closed, he turns on the computer and plays Warriors of the Three Kingdoms, and there are pirated games on the network disk.

Parents who have never met in the living room are watching TV and chatting, mom will whisper to dad and want the latest bag, and Lu Mingfei will pause the game and listen to them whisper. He can play on the computer without sleeping at noon, and when dusk is approaching, his mother pushes open the bedroom door with a spatula in her hand and angrily calls him to eat......

Lu Mingfei silently stood up and patted the soil on his buttocks, and the ice cream stick in his hand made an arc and fell into the trash can.

This subconscious action made Lu Mingfei stunned, surprised that he accepted the change of things so calmly, and became the idiot who could squat on the side of the road and lick the popsicle and look at his thighs again, instead of the man who smoked and drank everything proficiently.

The echoes of the eighteen-year-old came like a tidal wave, driving away his memories.

seems to respond to the sentence that Lu Mingfei wrote to Chen Wenwen in his notebook, "When I wake up from a long dream, the spring is still green, and I am still the same person as last year." ”

At that time, Chen Wenwen was carrying the sun on her back, and the light slipped in from her long hair, she smiled like a flower, and said softly that the writing was really good, Lu Mingfei held the book and regarded this poem as a treasure, and copied it on the new blank page one by one.

He couldn't write that well in his life.

"Let's go, brother."

"Okay."

The courier guy said hello to the supermarket owner, started the electric tricycle and drove away.

Lu Mingfei scratched his head, the courier brother was a stranger.

I didn't expect the alien to be a courier obediently now.,I think all the chaos caused by the alien at the beginning.,It's almost the army to clean up.,It's not right.,Maybe this situation is more reasonable for the army to free up its hands to end up, right?

So, I'm not traveling through space, I'm traveling through time, right?

Lu Mingfei's mind is very confused, and the memories of the eighteen-year-old are waking up, driving away his past of more than ten years.

But he is very sure that in the past years, there was no such thing as a Nadutong express company, which may involve a butterfly effect in time and space, and he can't figure it out.

Eighteen-year-old stupidity began to attack him, and Lu Mingfei sighed as if only a dying person had learned to mourn.

The owner of the express supermarket looked at Lu Mingfei in surprise, strange that he was inexplicably sad, which made Lu Mingfei almost think that he didn't pay for the ice cream.

"Didi"

The mobile phone rang in his pocket, Lu Mingfei took out the mobile phone and habitually swiped it on the mobile phone screen to unlock it.

It's a QQ friend application.

Lu Mingfei casually refused.

The supermarket owner was about to call him with the new courier bag in his hand, but he saw Lu Mingfei running away like a ghost and wearing slippers.

"I'm not going to forget to collect money, am I?" The boss scratched his head.

Lu Mingfei ran into an alley, his face was hideous, he was panting heavily, and he was clutching the mobile phone tightly in his hand.

Shenzhou notebook! Red M phone! When buying sorbet, you can also use mobile payment as a matter of course! Even if there is such a thing as a courier point, shouldn't the letter be delivered to the community communication room?

No matter how stupid Lu Mingfei was, he finally reacted that something was wrong, he only had an old IBM office laptop and the indestructible Nokia in his life before the age of eighteen, and even a bicycle was a luxury in his life after the age of eighteen!

He hadn't even seen the mobile phone in his hand, but he subconsciously knew how to use it!

Someone changed his memory?

No, someone changed the whole world!!

"Lu Mingze? Lu Mingze! You did it! Get out! Lu Mingze! ”

Lu Mingfei gritted his teeth and roared in a low voice, the only thing he could think of was Lu Mingze, he didn't dare to turn his head, expecting that bad pus-draining little bastard to come out from behind him and kick him.

"Lu Mingze!"

Lu Mingfei's fragile tear ducts had burst the embankment, but unfortunately there was no one in the empty alley to respond.

Only a frightened tanuki swooped up the electrical box on the wall from the pile of debris, vigilantly staring at whether the sudden neurosy would go crazy and tear down its nest.

Lu Mingfei didn't kick over the cat's carton to vent his emotions, he sat on the ground against the wall, looking at the sky blankly.

The sky was clear and cloudless, and the afternoon sun shone on his face.

Lu Mingze died.

The little devil who kept saying that he was going to take his soul was dead.

It was like a void hacked to death by a slashing knife, and there was not even a box left.

I think Lu Mingfei was still very happy when Lu Mingze died.

Just like when the little fat man showed off the marks of the sunset, Lu Mingfei had a hint of joy and nine snickers, plus ninety "Jie Ji...", and a sentence of self-talk in his heart, "My Lu Mingfei's treacherous plan has finally succeeded!" ”

But countless midnight dreams, Lu Mingfei would always look at the head of the bed when he woke up in the middle of the night, that little devil liked to tickle him when he was asleep, and when he woke up, he innocently held his face and tilted his head to pretend to be cute.

In the dream when his mother pushed open the door with a spatula and called him to eat, Lu Mingze would stick out his tongue at him after his mother, pretending to be cute and well-behaved to snatch his mother's favor, which made Lu Mingfei hate itchy.

But the alley was empty, and even the cat fled.

No matter what time and space it is, Lu Mingfei is still alone.