Chapter 2: Lu Mingze is my beloved relatives and friends, siblings
Lu Mingfei is a person who is very afraid of trouble, so he always has some unreliable premonitions about trouble.
For example, when he just bought eggs and went back, the supermarket owner stopped him and said that the parcel and letter were in the batch of couriers.
"We are very honored to have your application from the University of Chicago, and after a careful evaluation, we believe that you meet the admission criteria of Kassel College......"
The aunt shook her head and recited in a loud voice, with a damn translation tone, Lu Mingfei found out for the first time that her aunt still had some talent for yin and yang.
"This must be a liar!" The aunt threw the letter on the coffee table, looked at the silent Lu Mingfei with her hands on her chest, and Lu Mingze, who lowered her head to play with her mobile phone and pretended to be quails, did not reply, and turned her head to look at her husband who was still playing with Pingguo's mobile phone.
"This is the latest Golsix Plus! I just checked on the official website that it is genuine, what scammer will spend more than 5,000? The uncle couldn't put it down, touching the smooth and new screen of the phone, trying to use his logic to convince the aunt.
Lu Mingze secretly aimed at it while playing with his mobile phone, he didn't expect anything from Plath, but if his dad used a new phone, he might be able to use the old one, he had just bought it for three months, and it was no different from the new phone, if his dad felt that Plath was fake and threw it to him, it would be better.
"Besides, isn't there an ancient professor's phone number on it, we can call and ask first." Uncle only cared about the authenticity of the phone, the old and the new, as well as the large screen, and did not remember any Professor Rausch Guderian at all.
"Then let's make a phone call first." Lu Mingfei stood up and reached out to take the phone.
This made the uncle and aunt stunned, because this was not taken for granted, and the uncle wanted to withdraw his hand to hide, but Lu Mingfei stretched out his hand and took the phone away from him.
Auntie stared at Lu Mingfei vigilantly, shouldn't Lu Mingfei hide back in the room at this time and wait for them to discuss the result, and then accept the arrangement obediently? A letter informing him of an interview made him stand up? It wasn't right when I was at home before, could it be that Zhu Bajie was actually a monkey grandson, and now he has seen through the five finger mountains of the Buddha and is about to run away?
Why did Sun Monkey buy eggs at home before he ran?
Doodoooooo –
"Hello, I'm Lu Mingfei, may I ask if it's Guderianism..."Lu Mingfei clicked on the speakerphone under the signal of his aunt's eyes.
"Lu Mingfei!"
Before Lu Mingfei could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Professor Guderian on the other side, he spoke a fairly standard Mandarin, and at first glance he didn't sound like a foreigner, and his tone was high and seemed to be a little excited:
"Lu Mingfei, you received the letter, right? The interview time is next Wednesday morning at 9 o'clock, the executive level of the Regent Hotel, do you have time? If you don't have time, we can also meet separately for an interview. ”
Lu Mingfei frowned, although the person on the other side of the phone spoke standard Mandarin, he did have a bit of a barbaric taste, but there were some problems with this attitude, what is it called to have a separate interview?
Those foreigners who are more eye-oriented and can only shout God and beg for mercy with a gun in their heads, will they be nervous about whether a Chinese student will come to the interview?
Lu Mingfei covered his mobile phone and whispered to the dumbfounded family of three: "It seems to be a liar." ”
"No, no, no, don't get Lu Mingfei wrong, I'm not a liar!"
Lu Mingfei didn't know that he could hear it even if he was holding his mobile phone when he turned on the hands-free, and he didn't hold down the earpiece, Professor Guderian on the other side was anxious to defend, and his mouth was a little vague:
"You can find the relevant college information on the Internet, we are a formal and legal serious aristocratic private university, which is certified by the state."
"Amerika's official certification is not convincing for us, your official seems to be the world's largest fraud agency, and I didn't apply to your school, you came uninvited, there is an old Chinese saying, "Nothing to do is to be diligent or to steal." Lu Mingfei's voice was calm, and Fan Er was very steady.
At this moment, Lu Mingfei seems to have a glorious special effect in the eyes of his aunt's family of three, and the decrepit cub who can't beat a fart with three sticks at home and is useless except for gags and spitting rotten grooves dares to talk to foreign professors like this!
If they knew that there were not two hundred, but three hundred gringos who died under Lu Mingfei's hands, maybe they wouldn't think so.
"Ahem, ahem, this, Ling Zun Lingtang is an honorary alumnus of Kassel Academy, so Lu Mingfei has some advantages over others in this regard, of course, only a little advantage."
Lu Mingfei imagined the picture of a foreigner dancing with his fingers, index finger and thumb pinching a little air, fell into silence, and frowned for a while: "My parents? ”
Guderian heard Lu Mingfei's doubts: "Of course, Mr. Lu Lincheng and Ms. Giovanni are outstanding graduates of our school, and they also have a letter entrusted to me to pass it on to you."
Guderian's hurried and expectant voice came out through the speaker-free speaker of his mobile phone, and every word turned into a knife that stabbed into his aunt's heart.
The aunt never dreamed that it was because of Lu Mingfei's parents.
Look at the family Giovanni, far away in the world, he can ask the professors of foreign aristocratic private universities to personally ask their sons about their son's college future.
You, who are an aunt, can only spend a negligible application fee, one school after another, and if you rely on you, maybe my son won't even be able to get a copy in the end.
My Giovanni's son even if it is Zhu Bajie, I can give him the title Monkey King, you think you are the Buddha, but you are actually the little boy next to Lao Jun, your stolen gourd is not to mention five hundred years, let you care about him for the past few years, I will give you face.
The aunt didn't come up with a sigh of relief, she wanted to say that this must be some kind of liar who found out about Lu Mingfei's background and deliberately set up a deception, but when the words came to her mouth, she swallowed back, for her, the nightmare named Giovanni returned, and at this time everything she said was wrong.
"My ,,, parents." To be honest, although there will always be that kind of unrealistic fantasy, Lu Mingfei has no real feelings for his parents.
If he was really that eighteen-year-old coward, maybe the moment he saw his own mother, he would have snot, tears and saliva burst out, and he ran into his mother's arms and cried.
But now he's not, he's a ghost who has gone through war, death, betrayal, questioning, crawling out of the pile of dead.
Even if it's a coward, it's a cowardly ghost with a nickname on the rivers and lakes, and it's not an ordinary coward.
When he was about to die, when he was desperate, when he was happy and happy, it was the little bastard named Lu Mingze who really accompanied him during those years.
Even if he dreamed of a warm life with his parents countless times, only Lu Mingze's face was so clear, the creature named mother was just a whiteboard-like face with the word mother written on it, it was more like a tool man created to dream of Lu Mingze.
If they really meet one day, Lu Mingfei may reluctantly pull out a smile and say, "Mom, hello." ”
Maybe shake his dad's hand?
"Do you know Lu Mingze?" Lu Mingfei's voice trembled, looking forward to his parents' answer that he had given birth to a younger brother without telling him.
Of course, these words are not like this in the eyes of others, a family of three didn't expect Lu Mingfei to be so righteous, there is a way to be poor, and if he is poor, he will help the world at the same time, Lu Mingfei is not yet developed, so he thinks that one person will ascend to heaven, this pattern, the blessing is still small?
"Lu Mingze? Hold on. Guderian's voice paused, and Lu Mingfei could hear the faint voice of a woman typing on a keyboard.
After a moment, Guderian replied:
"It's... Lu Lincheng and Mr. Giovanni did not report to the school the heir named Lu Mingze, do you mean your cousin? As far as we know, he will not be facing the problem of choosing a university until next year, and non-immediate family members will not be able to enjoy the preferential admissions treatment of our school. ”
This answer is not only Lu Mingfei disappointed, but even the aunt is a little disappointed, for the aunt, as long as she can ascend to heaven, even if her son is just a "chicken dog" behind Lu Mingfei, it is not unacceptable.
"No... That's fine. Lu Mingfei stiffly stopped the urge to continue asking.
Whether the little devil is his own brother or not, at least his parents may have the answer, not to mention that he has been out of the textbook for more than ten years, except for learning a good cherry blossom language in disguise, it is a bit difficult for Lu Mingfei to return to high school classes and the college entrance examination, he continued:
"I'll be on time for the interview."
"That's great, Mr. Lu Mingfei." Guderian's voice was very pleasant, and it was surprising that he couldn't express his joys, sorrows, and sorrows when he was a professor, for fear that others would not hear that he was here for Lu Mingfei.
Lu Mingfei hung up the phone, looking at the family of three in front of him, the uncle was still amazed by his brother's great energy, and the little fat man sighed that his cousin was about to put chicken wings on phoenix hair and soared into the sky, and was ready to go to school as a braggart in the future.
The aunt wilted, and the waist that had been straight softened, and behind Sun Monkey stood Jiuyao Xingjun and the Eight Heavenly God Guanyin Bodhisattva Taishang Laojun, as long as he rolled this gang of big guys, he would have to send the elixir magic weapon in one go, and he couldn't wait to carry him to the West Heaven to learn scriptures.
She has changed from the high-ranking Buddha to the golden horn and silver horn of the nether demon, the treasure gourd was punctured, and the Monkey King drilled out a somersault cloud or the Monkey King, and after the turtle went abroad was plated with a golden body, it was also called fighting to defeat the Buddha, she couldn't compare to Giovanni, and her son couldn't compare to Giovanni's son.
"It's good, you don't have to worry about Mingfei's studies in the future." The aunt said to herself, maybe it was Lu Mingfei and the foreign professor who mentioned Lu Mingze just now made her feel better, and she pointed the finger at her son: "Go buy one or two shrimp and rice skins, and make dumplings at night!" ”
"No, I'll buy it." Lu Mingfei stood up and came back to get the courier, but he forgot to buy dried shrimp.
Walking out of the door, Lu Mingfei heard the discussion of the three people in the room, and Q on Plath boarded the trumpet called Sunset Nick and sent a message.
"I'm sorry, I'm pregnant."
Ha.
Lu Mingfei couldn't help but laugh out loud, and kicked his slippers in a good mood.
He hummed the tune of a corny mountain song.
The sun shone on Lu Mingfei's smirk.
Kakashi will replace Obito as the new Late King.